Lest we forget the Collingwood Magpies
If only Magpies were restricted to the airspace of Collingwood

Brisbane Bulldogs
Yes, the notorious French, I mean, Brisbane bulldog. From Brisbane.

Could be worse

Could be NFL team names

Which are lifted wholesale from American Football

Adelaide Crows
Crows are closely tied to Adelaide right? They basically came from there

The Sydney Drop Bears

The San Francisco Killer Whales

The Islamic Tolerance Trucks

The Paedophile Priests

The Fully-Semi Automatic Assault Lorries

The Adelalide Prawns

The Brisbane Shrimps on the Barbie

The Dallas Burgers

The Delhi Chicken Tikka Cricket Team

The London Spitfires

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Spitfires aren't from London REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

it's cultural misappropriation

the fuck are you guys talking about?

@Broo TulsiGang 2024 🇬🇧 🇺🇸 How about the feckin london chavs then?
That a better name????????????????????

Chavs aren't from London either mate

It's the London Taxis

I think you mean the London Ubers

Oh Uber that Corbyn wants to Nationalise

what the fuck

Really?

yeah

https://youtu.be/_c8rf1ZqaZI

http://store.steampowered.com/app/552520/Far_Cry_5/

```You can hunt wildlife with shovels
You can throw them like spears
You can swing them like a bat
You can clear an entire outpost with only a shovel
You can get a perk that allows you to carry, I am not kidding here, 9 shovels
My shovels thrown per minute, (or STPM) is honestly insane
There is also something about a cult and you need to save people, look the point is there is no better game that allows you to shovel your way to the end as good as what i have played so far.```

👌

Damn, now I kind of want to play it

But it’s a trap

@Reaps did you get Far Cry 5?

nope 👌

Think I will though

I rarely pay full price for games anymore, however

ya same

I'm sure Far Cry 5 is fine.

If you liked Far Cry 3 and 4, this looks like more of that, but in Montana with a religious cult instead of Foreign nationals and rebels.

never played Far Cry

I heard it's the least Far Cry Far Cry though

I'm sure Far Cry 4 is cheap enough that you should pick it up and dick about with it.

Well, Far Cry is the least Far Cry when compared to 2, 3, 4 & 5

It's an open world kind of thing, lots of things to check off the map if you feel like it or regular story missions to do

I just played Ghost Recon Wildlands, it looks similar

yes

lots of things on the map to check off

I don't know how to describe the busy work that open world games have other than things on the map to check off.

I quite enjoy taking on the enemy outposts in Far Cry games, bad guys have little bases all over the map, are you a bad enough dude to take them down.

It's a lot of fun being the sneaky bow using badass throwing knives into people, slipping around gaurds.

You killed shitloads of exotic fucking animals and make wallets out of them

For some reason

It's also fun to use the rinky dink helicopter and a grenade launcher and just circle around bad guys blasting them.

Video games are a reality where turkeys are kept inside barrels

You'd think they would've pulled something out of their ass to explain the way hunting animals adds benefits to your player character, but not really

Also the drugs

ALL THE FUCKING DRUGS

drugs in which Far Cry?

Which in video games, give whoever takes them super powers.

I believe the new one has a fake cult drug that powers up bad guys when they take it

also animals can get into the drug I guess?

Far cry has always been trippy

this one was made by Canadians

https://www.reddit.com/r/SargonofAkkad/comments/6duehz/far_cry_5_trailer_triggers_an_avalanche_of/

did you guys see that there's a friendly NPC that says "Obama loving libtards" that shook some soy boy games journos?

There was a character called Hurk in FC3 who would be the type of NPC to say something like that

I wonder if they brought him back

https://youtu.be/5Gg6F7V0HDA?t=4m57s

I didn't play 3, but I played a lot of f4

I ended up giving somebody my copy of 4 before I finished it, which is fine

Lol

I played plenty of it

I've a copy of 5 coming from gamefly, if I happen by a redbox that has it first, I might pick it up from there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0X2_sObO_hw

There's a wing suit thats a lot of fun to play with

The thing that bothers me about game reviews from websites, they don't like fun anymore

They're too hung up on guns, politics, and ideologies to realize video games can still just be fucking dumb fun.

they got to make the most of that master's degree in marxist shitposting

Waypoint is now openly talking about marxism on their podcast

the editor in chief mentioned a facebook group he follows about southern American marxists, "because they're the real proletariat"

The fuck is marxist shitposting?

making everything about gender, race or class

Maybe farcry is about you being an antihero who kills everything.

So faggotry?

ideological faggotry

The worse kind

Moral faggotry isn't much better, but I find that at least moral faggotry is sincere.

I want to share a prime example of this, if only for the fact that I used to work with this guy

this is LITERALLY the first two sentences of his article

"Tom Cannon is a StarCraft player. He is also black."

Faggotry is bad

Don’t be a faggot

Tom Cannon is a black Starcraft player

There's a black guy who plays Starcraft proffesionally named Tom Cannon

that is an actual published article on a games website

https://www.polygon.com/features/2014/2/6/5361004/fighting-game-diversity

Tom Cannon, who happens to be black, plays starcraft

Polygon took the worst from all the gaming websites and made the worst.