DO it NOW

no id get b&

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Miyamoto already ruined it.

R/islam strikes again

izlam

hello fellow kek

they also reduced the amount of credits you earn by that amount

literally not fixing the problem

http://coub.com/view/zih5f

https://imgur.com/u5NbY90

According to some reddit comments, EA removed the refund button, gotta do it by phone now.

that's crazy

Reminds me of how the argument against GamerGate was how 'none of you cared about the skeezy business practises of game companies before'

And now that we have this situation with EA, that *may* be the tipping point for obscene DLC/preorder/locked content schemes, we have articles like this:

talk about ethics in journalism

DON'T HARRASS A BILLION DOLLAR COMPANY U GUISE

*greases palms*

Victim card us sooooo 2016, the new hype is the "I'm GAY" card.

Well

EA *is* gay

Everyone's been saying that for years

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https://i.redd.it/8x97nh1cusxz.png

god I wish that was a real tweet

For some reason, the inclusion of the "when can I get to play as darth vader" reply just tops it off

http://coub.com/view/zhp76

http://coub.com/view/zh2i3

c'mon 1mil

wew lad

This is what EA is doing

Too little too late

Fucking moe pikachu what the fuck

https://www.bustle.com/p/pikachu-speaks-english-in-the-new-pokemon-movie-no-just-no-3909243?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=owned&utm_campaign=bustle

Nein nein nein nein

https://imgur.com/fcxDPrl

This is why I never buy games from AAA devs

Nintendo is the only one we can still trust. For now.

Anyone have a switch

nintendo is by far the worst offender here

they legally prosecute people for emulation consoles they stopped selling 20 years ago and take down fan games that have no chance of ever affecting their profits

they have intentionally conned the consuming public into believing that they have no perogative to improve games visually and rake in the cash selling systems that are a decade out of date

even xbone and gaystation are at least attempting to catch up to PC but nintendo? 900p 30fps, straight outta 2009, everything is either cartoonish to hide the poor render quality or lacks the most basic of post-processing effects

Reminder: The Nintendo Switch Dock costs $90 USD

Nintendo is the Apple of gaming

3x markup for obselete tech with proprietary, well, everything, and forcing sales for their garbage hardware by making all their games exclusive to the shitboxes

The Switch uses the same chip as the Nvidia Shield from 3 years ago

20nm process, so roughly 2013-2014 technology

Maxwell based GPU which is 3 generations obselete for Nvidia hardware

Thankfully the quality of their games have made the hardware tolerable

i don't buy from companies that make me play on their trash hardware

its PC or gtfo

if you don't care enough about your customers to make your games on a useful system then I don't care enough to buy the shitty games

I don't have $300 to blow on a glorified tablet

Radeon is mad

But for real, when they first told the hardware of the Nintendo switch, I really thought it would be a huge fail

PC best amirite giys

Because it's really weak

They work with what they got, idk how the switch has done so well, but it has

Like, they won't have too much problems porting skyrim, because it's a old game

But aaa games from 2017? It won't be eaay

Who the hell will buy skyrim on the switch

Also, it might drag even more pc games

A lot of people probably

They're getting Wolfenstein

There might be a cuphead port, which would be cool

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand microtransactions. The intent is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Austrian economics most of the money will go out of a typical gamer’s wallet. There’s also EA’s opportunistic scheming, which is deftly woven into its monetization- its corporate philosophy draws heavily from Hobbesian literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the sense of pride and accomplishment, to realise that they’re not just looking at average per-player credit earn rates on a daily basis- they say something deep about challenges that are compelling, rewarding, and OF COURSE attainable via GAMEPLAY. As a consequence people who dislike Star Wars™ Battlefront™ 2 truly ARE armchair developers- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in EA’s existential catchphrase “It's In The Game,” which itself is an ironic reference to Norah McClintock’s young adult novel Truth and Lies. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated nerf herders providing candid feedback in earnest as EA’s avarice unfolds itself on their computer screens. What sheep.. how I pity them. 😂
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Star Wars™ Battlefront™ 2 tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the twi'leks’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 60,000 credits of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

dafuq does emulation have to do with game design?

You just mad because you can't play Mario and Zelda properly. Your loss. Everyone knows you're supposed to get PC and Nintendo hardware for the best gaming experience.

dank

Bretty Gud copypasta

It has many iterations and uses

is it possible to learn such a power

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

https://twitter.com/FurysFightPicks/status/930488125301907456

https://twitter.com/sugarsh0t/status/929976876474417153

It's like they never watched an episode of Friends

https://imgur.com/a/i4Pu3

I fucking love the Kraut server right now

Its dripping with autism

It's glorious

whaddafuck?

There was a bulgarian that claimed ancient rome was fascist

And he didn't know where Italy was

And where holland is

Truly, A mighty and based intellectual

I tried to join but the invite was expired
I feel like I'm missing out lmao

Isn't fascist a bundle of sticks?

(alright, I know the answer, roll with me here)

Isn't faggot also a bundle of sticks?

stop calling people fascists, fuckin' homophobes

@nic Am asking for an invite

bahaha


http://coub.com/view/zi3om

https://discord.gg/UMAjmFc here

Hope it works

@nic https://discord.gg/UMAjmFc pinning it here hope you see it

Poifect

His server so far seems like pol

yeah, especially after the autistic screeching from Lazia Cus

I lost it

Did kraut uploaded a longer video on his other channel?

Dunno, i'm not subbed to it

He didnt

He just put a few snippets on his twitter

"Destroy Israel Charity Fund"

https://www.researchgate.net/publication/265844216_%27HUEHUEHUE%27_%27BRBR%27_THE_CARNIVALESQUE_GRIEFING_BEHAVIOUR_OF_BRAZILIAN_ONLINE_GAMERS

I can't believe this became a paper

"BR" to me means Battle Rating because I play too much War Thunder

LOL

Two questions: does the article describe it as a positive thing? (Abstract appears so) And is the author Brazilian?

The secon question

yes

the first one

i don't know

"At least they're socializing while chimping out online."

Oh hey, it does mention Russian players too.

https://twitter.com/gynecomaster/status/925490556620492800

yeah, since americans( people from 3 americans continents) don't usually play with europeans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mwhna2_cPs

Harassment, harassment everywhere

*dies*

https://twitter.com/shenanigansen/status/930177304533147648

Communism

>Huehueing was discussed in this text as a symptom of the complexity of the interplay
between national identities, geopolitics and technological mediation in online multicultural
interactions. The intention was neither to describe Brazilian culture based on the subculture
of the HUEHUEs, nor to imply that huehueing is a typical behaviour of all Brazilian gamers.

gooooooooooooood thing they cleared that up?

Also

i regret buying overwatch

i don't like it

and blizzard is making me hate them with the things they are saying

I still don't know why I bought it

i did because i had too free some space to put more blizzard cash

I feel like the only person on the planet who hasn't played it

you are not loosing much

There was another game that came out around the same time

Similar themes

Overwatch betamax'd them

Battleborn? Didn't play it either, it just humoured me how Overwatch just exploded in popularity, meanwhile BB just doddled on as another non-distinct MP shooter

Paladins, too

didn't play that either, lel

Yeah

battleborn

who didn't seemed like a badgame

Gearbox thought they could match Blizzard lol

Didn't help that Randy pitchford insulted all gamers and then expected ten to buy his game

Could've been worse

Could've been

LAWBREAKERS

WEW LAD

actually

They're about the same

Lead Developer is a cunt to gamers, makes a game to challenge overwatch, fails

mm

I thought people still played BB though

there's like fuckin' ten people playing Lawbreakers

BB shut down

I thought it just went F2P?

I stand corrected; it's FORTY FIVE players

http://steamcharts.com/search/?q=lawbreakers

THAT'S A 350% INCREASE BRAH

Blizzard throwing shade

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hKHdzTMAcI

Meanwhile my local bestbuy is still selling each of the 3 editions for 39.99

> I stand corrected; it's FORTY FIVE players

Man, and I thought 40k's Eternal Crusade was hurting at only a few hundred regulars

cucks gonna cuck

https://i.redd.it/q6gd6k7dlyxz.jpg

how can he keep getting away with this?

the entire police station <:thisisfine:378719407981199363>

top kek

oh ana

you fucking idiot

playing into their hands

*if you ignore the trolls, they get bored and go away*

but no, you keep biting, and biting

this is gonna be good

Why would she waste such a good opportunity to play victim?

It's 2017 and mainstream media STILL has less understanding of how the internet works than my 76 year old grandmother

I wonder what it looks like if you use that app and take a picture of somebody without makeup

#TheHaggening

How many articles about this app the media have put out yet?

seems like only a few

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https://youtu.be/D9mWnxIUYNw

if this is dickbutt....

well not im disapointed it wasnt

gah K&T nsfw too spicy for me

REEEEEEEE

I really doubt that's what her face looks like

its a meme damnit

is it really a meme if it isn't 100% accurate? 🤔

even more so

it is accurate to what the app does

still sexy <:think_merica:378717098853007370>

stunning <:think_hang:378717098903470080>

Wtf you can only do it like 3 times then it locks

I’m not paying 99 cents

is it a phone app

Yes

Lucky Patcher ftw

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/257360482564833280/380454689361231873/200341.jpg

I would still fuck her

Because the McDonald's chip box can at least feed one poor

> chips

That app reminds me of this, come to think of it

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/35-pornstars-before-and-after-makeup/84468653/

There is a reason why I don't like women with makeup

http://coub.com/view/zkje4

https://youtu.be/kxo8mrNfH9w?t=3m10s

https://youtu.be/fyvedNoOw3c?t=8m46s

dat line doe

Misread that PC Gamer headline as "uncapped molestation"