Message from @termigatr

Discord ID: 380031246484635648


2017-11-14 13:41:54 UTC  

wew lad

2017-11-14 13:42:41 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/379989520629891072/celeb0gvsuxz.jpg

2017-11-14 13:42:57 UTC  

This is what EA is doing

2017-11-14 13:56:44 UTC  

Too little too late

2017-11-14 14:25:15 UTC  

Nein nein nein nein

2017-11-14 15:16:01 UTC  
2017-11-14 16:00:02 UTC  

This is why I never buy games from AAA devs

2017-11-14 16:01:13 UTC  

Nintendo is the only one we can still trust. For now.

2017-11-14 16:02:54 UTC  

Anyone have a switch

2017-11-14 16:15:22 UTC  

nintendo is by far the worst offender here

2017-11-14 16:16:02 UTC  

they legally prosecute people for emulation consoles they stopped selling 20 years ago and take down fan games that have no chance of ever affecting their profits

2017-11-14 16:17:40 UTC  

they have intentionally conned the consuming public into believing that they have no perogative to improve games visually and rake in the cash selling systems that are a decade out of date

2017-11-14 16:19:03 UTC  

even xbone and gaystation are at least attempting to catch up to PC but nintendo? 900p 30fps, straight outta 2009, everything is either cartoonish to hide the poor render quality or lacks the most basic of post-processing effects

2017-11-14 16:21:13 UTC  

Reminder: The Nintendo Switch Dock costs $90 USD

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/380029415096188953/1TSs7tJ.png

2017-11-14 16:22:22 UTC  

Nintendo is the Apple of gaming

2017-11-14 16:22:59 UTC  

3x markup for obselete tech with proprietary, well, everything, and forcing sales for their garbage hardware by making all their games exclusive to the shitboxes

2017-11-14 16:23:43 UTC  

The Switch uses the same chip as the Nvidia Shield from 3 years ago

2017-11-14 16:25:29 UTC  

20nm process, so roughly 2013-2014 technology

2017-11-14 16:26:10 UTC  

Maxwell based GPU which is 3 generations obselete for Nvidia hardware

2017-11-14 16:28:29 UTC  

Thankfully the quality of their games have made the hardware tolerable

2017-11-14 16:29:02 UTC  

i don't buy from companies that make me play on their trash hardware

2017-11-14 16:29:12 UTC  

its PC or gtfo

2017-11-14 16:29:38 UTC  

if you don't care enough about your customers to make your games on a useful system then I don't care enough to buy the shitty games

2017-11-14 16:30:09 UTC  

I don't have $300 to blow on a glorified tablet

2017-11-14 16:30:39 UTC  

Radeon is mad

2017-11-14 16:31:06 UTC  

But for real, when they first told the hardware of the Nintendo switch, I really thought it would be a huge fail

2017-11-14 16:31:09 UTC  

PC best amirite giys

2017-11-14 16:31:15 UTC  

Because it's really weak

2017-11-14 16:31:40 UTC  

They work with what they got, idk how the switch has done so well, but it has

2017-11-14 16:32:17 UTC  

Like, they won't have too much problems porting skyrim, because it's a old game

2017-11-14 16:32:35 UTC  

But aaa games from 2017? It won't be eaay

2017-11-14 16:32:40 UTC  

Who the hell will buy skyrim on the switch

2017-11-14 16:32:46 UTC  

Also, it might drag even more pc games

2017-11-14 16:32:54 UTC  

A lot of people probably

2017-11-14 16:32:57 UTC  

They're getting Wolfenstein

2017-11-14 16:33:25 UTC  

There might be a cuphead port, which would be cool

2017-11-14 16:36:54 UTC  

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand microtransactions. The intent is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Austrian economics most of the money will go out of a typical gamer’s wallet. There’s also EA’s opportunistic scheming, which is deftly woven into its monetization- its corporate philosophy draws heavily from Hobbesian literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the sense of pride and accomplishment, to realise that they’re not just looking at average per-player credit earn rates on a daily basis- they say something deep about challenges that are compelling, rewarding, and OF COURSE attainable via GAMEPLAY. As a consequence people who dislike Star Wars™ Battlefront™ 2 truly ARE armchair developers- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in EA’s existential catchphrase “It's In The Game,” which itself is an ironic reference to Norah McClintock’s young adult novel Truth and Lies. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated nerf herders providing candid feedback in earnest as EA’s avarice unfolds itself on their computer screens. What sheep.. how I pity them. 😂
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Star Wars™ Battlefront™ 2 tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the twi'leks’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 60,000 credits of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

2017-11-14 16:41:56 UTC  

dafuq does emulation have to do with game design?

2017-11-14 16:44:18 UTC  

You just mad because you can't play Mario and Zelda properly. Your loss. Everyone knows you're supposed to get PC and Nintendo hardware for the best gaming experience.

2017-11-14 16:44:29 UTC  

dank