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I guess he hasn't even seen Cars but he does have 3(?) grandkids

2018-09-08 09:05:35 UTC

he watches cars hentai

Right about now, N.W.A. court is in full effect
Judge Dre presiding
In the case of N.W.A. vs. the Police Department;
prosecuting attorneys are MC Ren, Ice Cube, and Eazy-motherfucking-E

[Dr. Dre as The Judge]
Order, order, order
Ice Cube, take the motherfucking stand
Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth to help your black ass?

[Ice Cube as Witness]
You goddamn right!

[Dr. Dre]
MC Ren, will you please give your testimony to the jury about this fucked-up incident?

2018-09-08 17:13:50 UTC

"Most insufferable newspaper"

2018-09-08 17:19:00 UTC

damn elon's is pretty woke, i didn't know that about him

2018-09-08 17:24:40 UTC

He only took a "hit" to appease Joe. He seems like a nice guy who sees the value in hard work.

He wants to be the first man to die on Mars

He wants to be the first man or woman to die on Mars

2018-09-08 22:02:50 UTC

โ€œCertain corners of the internet are preemptively upset about the possibility of Ciri not being white, though thereโ€™s little justifiable reason for it โ€“ unless youโ€™re married to the idea that Polish fantasy requires Polish ethnicity across all its fictional nations.โ€
Or maybe theyโ€™re upset because for some reason theyโ€™re deliberately excluding people who are the only race that would be historically accurate... for no reason at all. Like, always hire the best actor unless itโ€™s absolutely imperative they be a certain race, but why would you go out of your way to restrict it in the OPPOSITE direction?

2018-09-08 22:04:16 UTC

@Yeetzzeria SHUT UP YOU FUCKING RACIST

2018-09-08 22:04:56 UTC

*looks at skin*
*sees white*
Fuck you got me

2018-09-09 07:44:18 UTC

inb4 google are russian hackers

2018-09-10 11:13:47 UTC

The spice must flow

What do I care. I wear Reeboks

Classics with the little Union Jack on it

I think I've done this for over 2 decades

So I'm not nikes target market I guess

2018-09-10 11:24:48 UTC

I wear ecco shoes, somewhat pricy but will last you for a looong time. so no nikes for me as well

2018-09-10 12:14:21 UTC

Skechers are pretty great if you get them on a good offer

2018-09-10 12:14:24 UTC

max comfort

I did have a pair it was like wearing my Grandads slippers

2018-09-10 12:28:16 UTC

depends what kind you get

2018-09-10 12:28:28 UTC

slip-ons definitely not great

2018-09-10 12:29:25 UTC

supremely trashed at this point but still max comfort:

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/376763825904418816/488687441902043138/20180910_132847.jpg

these were like 'sk8ter boi' fat trainer for launching yourself off a vert ramp

2018-09-10 12:31:06 UTC

I need some more tbh

2018-09-10 14:07:14 UTC

I just grab the most decent looking Sketchers I can find at Wal-Mart

You're an advertisers nightmare

2018-09-10 14:31:28 UTC

lol

2018-09-10 16:32:12 UTC

calls to violence?

2018-09-10 17:16:17 UTC

Why doesnโ€™t she become the next John Wilkes Booth?

cus the secret service have fake arms

2018-09-10 17:36:14 UTC

TBH abolition is a failed social experiment

2018-09-10 17:38:42 UTC

John Wilkes booth did the right thing but it was just too little too late

2018-09-10 18:22:23 UTC

This ad sprung up while reading The Federalist. Who designs these garbage ads?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/376763825904418816/488776270499545088/10267553810779015163.jpg

2018-09-10 18:37:02 UTC

<:thronk:441701565607444482>

2018-09-10 20:10:29 UTC

wave energy is better

2018-09-10 20:11:21 UTC

we have a moon don't we? use the gravitational kinetic energy to generate electrical current

2018-09-10 20:12:25 UTC

wind energy is a scam in that it harms the environment alot as if you ever see one of the wind farms close up you have deafening noise and bird carcass all over the place from birds getting killed by the blades

2018-09-10 20:13:40 UTC

Wave energy, Biomass, errrr... Hyrogen?

2018-09-10 20:15:00 UTC

yes, Hyrdogen is reactive. That's sort of the point

2018-09-11 15:18:20 UTC

biggest nazi on the block

2018-09-11 20:23:06 UTC

@Legiondude I've seen that ad, too - and I visited the website... and got a "this URL is invalid" or some shit ๐Ÿ‘Œ

2018-09-11 20:33:17 UTC

Holy shit, talk about a God complex...

2018-09-11 20:37:59 UTC

Shoulda picked Marcus Aurelius, at least he tried to hammer home humility in his life

2018-09-11 22:20:37 UTC

so Facebook is going to make the perfect dank memes bot

2018-09-11 22:25:57 UTC

So if the EU makes sharing memes illegal, we will use bots to make better fresher memes?

2018-09-11 23:18:30 UTC

https://archive.fo/XVGA8 gulags are good for you, the commi left says so so get to the camp with you all

2018-09-11 23:21:34 UTC

Can't get fired when in a gulag... Unless you mean fired at.

2018-09-12 00:52:20 UTC

set fire to reeboks

2018-09-12 07:28:31 UTC

taco bell is literally shit wrapped in flour tortillas

2018-09-12 07:28:58 UTC

last time i ate there they didn't cook the meat all the way and hence i never went back

2018-09-12 07:29:16 UTC

unless i want some of those.................cinnamon balls.............those sweet sweet balls

My mate is a fellow widower. His wife was killed by a suspected drink driver when she was standing on the pavement, they never caught 'him'.

Dude gets paid to catch a football and can't call a cab?

2018-09-12 10:52:35 UTC

imo drunk drivers need to get beat up in the public square daily. as it shows how little they care about people around them when driving.

I don't understand it. If I was making as money as he does I'd employ a Driver

24/7 private taxi. My kids, my wife, me when I'm too drunk.

2018-09-12 10:56:37 UTC

yea, it as simple as he don't care. any apology you are going to get from him is forced out of him by a PR guy

Not like it be a hard job

2018-09-12 11:07:55 UTC

@Fitzydog Are you sure Zucc isn't emulating Caligula? ๐Ÿค”

*"He soon recovered from his illness, but many believed that the illness turned the young emperor toward the diabolical: he started to kill off or exile those who were close to him or whom he saw as a serious threat. Perhaps his illness reminded him of his mortality and of the desire of others to advance into his place."*

2018-09-12 11:08:42 UTC

If the shoe fits, bro.

2018-09-12 12:15:40 UTC

thought that picture was a gay doctor who reference at first

2018-09-12 12:23:13 UTC

the cracks in the universe are a real concern, you know.

2018-09-12 12:53:10 UTC

"thank god I live in london". I suppose he's right, highly populated areas are probably impossible for the thought-police to enforce

2018-09-12 12:56:17 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/376763825904418816/489418978301575171/Dm5KBuXX0AE2c7n.png

Thank God I don't live in London or South Yorkshire I guess

2018-09-12 13:07:35 UTC

or Britain? <:thronk:441701565607444482>

2018-09-13 00:01:10 UTC

What a shithole

2018-09-13 04:41:25 UTC

Yale is a shithole in a shithole city in a shithole state

2018-09-13 04:41:45 UTC

Although New Haven does have good pizza

THEY are turning the university gay! <:alex_jones:453626940021276672>

2018-09-13 09:28:07 UTC

BAN ASSAULT MEAT SKEWERS!

2018-09-13 11:21:02 UTC

BY GOD! Bless this poor soul.

2018-09-13 12:29:35 UTC

he got kebab*d

2018-09-13 12:34:12 UTC

allahu ackbar?

This kid has potential

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