send help

burgers

yes

who gave the drunk access to the fire control panel

Don't make me send Napalm

try not eating mcdonalds

I don't delete things

I EDIT them

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Edit Germany

Edit Japan

Edit Vietname

Edit Korea

Edit Iraq

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https://m.washingtontimes.com/news/2018/sep/27/two-men-claim-responsibility-christine-blasey-ford/

uh oh

why?

um #metoo

i gangwaped Ford, not the Kav

I almost raped her! No! twas me!

WOT

Is this your only chance at 15minutes of fame?

I've got 200 men willing to testify at a moment's notice

im talking about thwe linked article

they all raped her, not kav

The Judiciary Committee Republican staff did not release any details about the men, but said each had been interviewed, and one had provided a written statement.

time for a polygraph

a polygraph eh? thatll get to the bottom things

im sure!

their credibility is unquestionable

turtwife trying to learn to crochet

swearing like a sailor

polygraph is insubmissible

all liars experience physiological stress

even sociopaths <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

Does anyone have a SIT REP on when we start again?

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WHERES MY FUCKING BURGER PRESS

12?

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JESUS

DELETE

I can take a shit faster

wot u need a press for to make bergers m8

so they're pro

smash burgers?

PRO LEVEL

HIGH ENERGY

oi wee lad just use a cookie cutter

5D CHESS

Burgers

nibba pls

cooking is serious business

The Mystery of ChessBurgers

How do you think TurtKid is 5ft tall already

you joke but like

serious chefs dont need an appliance for each food item they can produce

he is 3ft ez

WE'RE BACK

he's taller than a girl twice his age

we are back

time for a piss

@M4Gunner need to ensure each burger is equal

you bigot

THOT PATROL RESUMED

theyre telling them they ask her too many questions

"we all know"

LOL

these people

what the fuck man

bitch just tried not to laugh

*Nooooooo* <:ohsargon:451135765368274954>

she has already confirmed her actions were based on political scheduling <:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

what

ford gets harassed = victimization

kavanaugh gets harassed = well hes already guilty so he deserves it

her hair is still fucked up

its insane to watch how these people are playing this

The judge should rule that She A Thot

theyre talking shit about trump cutting healthcare

it's so transparent @Bob Loblaw

sexy patties suck my dick

i really need to read the transcripts later

I can easily make that without a special thingy

There's a lot of fat in them

the fat is good

or is it garlic

onion

you want 27%

little bit of garlic

onion yeh

"sympathizing with her perpetrator"
oh fuck off

this is only 12%

but should be fine

she doesnt *have* a perpetrator

you cant call the accused that

"the accused" would be more appropriate

hes not even a suspect yet

she's on gofundme!

now to decide fries seasoning

I got a *selection*

Go Fund ME in there weeew

lemme see all the spices you would NOT use

lol

This Council

muh spices

for fries i really like a little fresh italian parsely chopped very fine

I just need salt, pepper, chili and fresh garlic

I got a jar literally labelled "chip seasoning"

it sucks tho

lol

its probly just ground up chips

usa chips i mean

Long gnarled vines creep along the walls. My corpse is suspended in the center of the room bound by the wrists and ankles in the shape of an X. Thousands of pepperoni pieces have been glued to my body and the word "cowabunga!" has been freshly laser engraved into my forehead. My eyes have been carved out and replaced with slow blinking Christmas lights. In the far corner, a wax mannequin of John Malkovitch looks on approvingly, his hands automated to clap at a snails pace and his laughter slowed by 50 times. At his feet 13 lucky cats wave their paws in perfect unison. The floor is made of ancient red clay brick slabs with a series of alien looking symbols carved into each one. On the speakers we hear the faint serenade of "Cotten Eye Joe" playing on repeat like a whisper on the wind.

haha

Rule on that

i cant eat chips with the same spice blend everytime

I did rosemary last time

good choice

think I'll do "american chip spice" this time

they had that at Burgerville for awhile

invented in my home town

lol

(not america)

american chip spice would just be salt lol

HAHAHAHA

yeah idk why they called it that

if we're still talking fries

yeah it's fries seasoning

and it is the good shit

tomato fries smh

jk it sounds good

Tomato Flakes

wtf is that E621

yeah I'll give this to my kid

sounds like a website Bakeon would go to

haha

barely fried tomato slices with ranch dressing

I buy all my food on InfoWars.com/store

try it

theyre editorializing to her about how much rape is

if I had to guess it's MSG

there's a huge phobia of MSG here

this is ridiculous

so it's referred to as flavour enhancer lol

wait e621 literally IS the furfag porn site

wait what

and yes it is MSG

so its fine

please never make me google that again

how do you FEEL?

you loved it

I am

i love the safesearch filter i guess

somewhat rummed up

you can tell because I'm posting shitloads of pictures

dammit how many drunks do we need on this board

lol mate

I am perpetually drunk

it's only in the last couple of months I've really dialled it back

<:cleanyourroom:429612328192049152>

*flicks lighter*

You found 12 rules yet?

Where is Radeon when you need him...

I know TurtWife hid it

I got the audio book ver

i dont have 12 rules its expensive

but completely forgot about it

until you just asked

is there a "best app" for audio books

theyre not just recordings?

ive only watched them on youtube

I haven't listened to non YouTube/podcast audio on my phone

... ever?

Country Club

I definitely don't have a media player beyond the built in shit lol

i'd just use VLC

Mayo + French fries = hella <:gay:382982146249326612>

nah its fine

jew butts in on actual detail question, then cut to another you are not on trial you are so brave speech

nothing is getting done because they just keep regurgitating editorials

yup

I BELIEVE YOUS are being said

which is super fucked up

maybe she should be on trial

maybe then she wouldn't be lying so much

countersuit when

defamation suit

they have to keep reiterating the narrative, just in case the public starts to think for themselves

passing a polygraph is not evidence

i feel sick honestly

Harris can barely hold back strategic tears

it doesn't take a whole lot of skill to game a polygraph

how about a beta blocker

also trying to turn this into a HUGE "this is just a symptom of a bigger problem, you are saving the world" thing is quite a stretch

that shit is some motherfuckin liveblogging

Ford: Strong Raped Woman of the Year Award

"we're almost done gibbing u cuddlez"

the dude on the right looks like an actor, but i cant remember his name, anyone know who i'm thinking of?

tell the US Supreme Court i'd *also* like a backrub

@turtwig https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=ak.alizandro.smartaudiobookplayer

idk ddog he just looks like such a jew which is weird cause im not even antisemitic

fuk

I forgot to slice pickles

It's a costs a dollar but you get a month free

I am a bad husbando

pickles are womens' work

oh shit

She's going HAMMMMMMMMMMMM

🤷 🥒

You’re married?

That actually looks pretty good...

so smol

You just need to add more stuff on it

man that press was a ripoff

Turt you done got swindled

Lettuce, ketchup, tomatoes, mustard, et.

thats better 🥔

You cook for your wife? That’s so sweet

that's a nice picture

I'm too drunk to find the cheese

Too smol

rip

🍔 🐢

me in 5 mins ^

lol wtf?

he drunk

yee

"lets be nice to her"

CAN WE BE EXCUSED, SHE'S TIRED!

"thank you for your bravery coming out"

that was awkward

raped is a new gender confirmed

Stop engaging in typical thot behavior

that was an absolute disgrace

Who said that? @Deleted User link?

her lawyer

haha