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who gave the drunk access to the fire control panel
Don't make me send Napalm
try not eating mcdonalds
I don't delete things
I EDIT them
i gangwaped Ford, not the Kav
I almost raped her! No! twas me!
Is this your only chance at 15minutes of fame?
I've got 200 men willing to testify at a moment's notice
im talking about thwe linked article
they all raped her, not kav
The Judiciary Committee Republican staff did not release any details about the men, but said each had been interviewed, and one had provided a written statement.
time for a polygraph
a polygraph eh? thatll get to the bottom things
their credibility is unquestionable
turtwife trying to learn to crochet
swearing like a sailor
polygraph is insubmissible
all liars experience physiological stress
even sociopaths <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>
Does anyone have a SIT REP on when we start again?
12 more minutes
WHERES MY FUCKING BURGER PRESS
I can take a shit faster
wot u need a press for to make bergers m8
so they're pro
oi wee lad just use a cookie cutter
cooking is serious business
The Mystery of ChessBurgers
How do you think TurtKid is 5ft tall already
you joke but like
serious chefs dont need an appliance for each food item they can produce
he is 3ft ez
he's taller than a girl twice his age
we are back
time for a piss
THOT PATROL RESUMED
theyre telling them they ask her too many questions
"we all know"
what the fuck man
bitch just tried not to laugh
she has already confirmed her actions were based on political scheduling <:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>
ford gets harassed = victimization
kavanaugh gets harassed = well hes already guilty so he deserves it
her hair is still fucked up
its insane to watch how these people are playing this
The judge should rule that She A Thot
theyre talking shit about trump cutting healthcare
sexy patties suck my dick
i really need to read the transcripts later
I can easily make that without a special thingy
There's a lot of fat in them
the fat is good
or is it garlic
you want 27%
little bit of garlic
"sympathizing with her perpetrator"
oh fuck off
this is only 12%
but should be fine
she doesnt *have* a perpetrator
you cant call the accused that
"the accused" would be more appropriate
hes not even a suspect yet
she's on gofundme!
now to decide fries seasoning
I got a *selection*
Go Fund ME in there weeew
lemme see all the spices you would NOT use
for fries i really like a little fresh italian parsely chopped very fine
I just need salt, pepper, chili and fresh garlic
I got a jar literally labelled "chip seasoning"
it sucks tho
its probly just ground up chips
usa chips i mean
Long gnarled vines creep along the walls. My corpse is suspended in the center of the room bound by the wrists and ankles in the shape of an X. Thousands of pepperoni pieces have been glued to my body and the word "cowabunga!" has been freshly laser engraved into my forehead. My eyes have been carved out and replaced with slow blinking Christmas lights. In the far corner, a wax mannequin of John Malkovitch looks on approvingly, his hands automated to clap at a snails pace and his laughter slowed by 50 times. At his feet 13 lucky cats wave their paws in perfect unison. The floor is made of ancient red clay brick slabs with a series of alien looking symbols carved into each one. On the speakers we hear the faint serenade of "Cotten Eye Joe" playing on repeat like a whisper on the wind.
Rule on that
i cant eat chips with the same spice blend everytime
I did rosemary last time
think I'll do "american chip spice" this time
they had that at Burgerville for awhile
invented in my home town
american chip spice would just be salt lol
yeah idk why they called it that
if we're still talking fries
yeah it's fries seasoning
and it is the good shit
tomato fries smh
jk it sounds good
wtf is that E621
yeah I'll give this to my kid
sounds like a website Bakeon would go to
barely fried tomato slices with ranch dressing
I buy all my food on InfoWars.com/store
theyre editorializing to her about how much rape is
if I had to guess it's MSG
there's a huge phobia of MSG here
this is ridiculous
so it's referred to as flavour enhancer lol
wait e621 literally IS the furfag porn site
and yes it is MSG
so its fine
please never make me google that again
how do you FEEL?
you loved it
i love the safesearch filter i guess
somewhat rummed up
you can tell because I'm posting shitloads of pictures
dammit how many drunks do we need on this board
I am perpetually drunk
it's only in the last couple of months I've really dialled it back
You found 12 rules yet?
Where is Radeon when you need him...
I know TurtWife hid it
I got the audio book ver
i dont have 12 rules its expensive
but completely forgot about it
until you just asked
is there a "best app" for audio books
theyre not just recordings?
ive only watched them on youtube
I haven't listened to non YouTube/podcast audio on my phone
I definitely don't have a media player beyond the built in shit lol
i'd just use VLC
Mayo + French fries = hella <:gay:382982146249326612>
nah its fine
jew butts in on actual detail question, then cut to another you are not on trial you are so brave speech
nothing is getting done because they just keep regurgitating editorials
I BELIEVE YOUS are being said
which is super fucked up
maybe she should be on trial
maybe then she wouldn't be lying so much
they have to keep reiterating the narrative, just in case the public starts to think for themselves
passing a polygraph is not evidence
i feel sick honestly
Harris can barely hold back strategic tears
it doesn't take a whole lot of skill to game a polygraph
how about a beta blocker
also trying to turn this into a HUGE "this is just a symptom of a bigger problem, you are saving the world" thing is quite a stretch
that shit is some motherfuckin liveblogging
Ford: Strong Raped Woman of the Year Award
"we're almost done gibbing u cuddlez"
the dude on the right looks like an actor, but i cant remember his name, anyone know who i'm thinking of?
tell the US Supreme Court i'd *also* like a backrub
idk ddog he just looks like such a jew which is weird cause im not even antisemitic
I forgot to slice pickles
It's a costs a dollar but you get a month free
I am a bad husbando
pickles are womens' work
She's going HAMMMMMMMMMMMM
That actually looks pretty good...
You just need to add more stuff on it
man that press was a ripoff
Turt you done got swindled
Lettuce, ketchup, tomatoes, mustard, et.
thats better 🥔
You cook for your wife? That’s so sweet
that's a nice picture
I'm too drunk to find the cheese
me in 5 mins ^
"lets be nice to her"
CAN WE BE EXCUSED, SHE'S TIRED!
"thank you for your bravery coming out"
that was awkward
raped is a new gender confirmed
Stop engaging in typical thot behavior
that was an absolute disgrace