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2018-09-27 17:24:31 UTC

send help

2018-09-27 17:24:33 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/494922308193091594/20180927_182422.jpg

2018-09-27 17:24:35 UTC

burgers

2018-09-27 17:24:38 UTC

yes

2018-09-27 17:24:50 UTC

who gave the drunk access to the fire control panel

Don't make me send Napalm

2018-09-27 17:25:16 UTC

try not eating mcdonalds

I don't delete things

2018-09-27 17:26:00 UTC

πŸ‘Œ

2018-09-27 17:27:43 UTC

uh oh

2018-09-27 17:27:51 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/494923140229496842/83ex2h936lo11.jpg

2018-09-27 17:28:01 UTC

um #metoo

2018-09-27 17:28:20 UTC

i gangwaped Ford, not the Kav

2018-09-27 17:28:23 UTC

I almost raped her! No! twas me!

Is this your only chance at 15minutes of fame?

2018-09-27 17:29:35 UTC

I've got 200 men willing to testify at a moment's notice

2018-09-27 17:29:39 UTC

im talking about thwe linked article

2018-09-27 17:29:42 UTC

they all raped her, not kav

2018-09-27 17:29:42 UTC

The Judiciary Committee Republican staff did not release any details about the men, but said each had been interviewed, and one had provided a written statement.

2018-09-27 17:30:01 UTC

time for a polygraph

2018-09-27 17:30:18 UTC

a polygraph eh? thatll get to the bottom things

2018-09-27 17:30:26 UTC

im sure!

2018-09-27 17:30:37 UTC

their credibility is unquestionable

2018-09-27 17:30:43 UTC

turtwife trying to learn to crochet

2018-09-27 17:30:47 UTC

swearing like a sailor

polygraph is insubmissible

2018-09-27 17:30:48 UTC

all liars experience physiological stress

2018-09-27 17:31:05 UTC

even sociopaths <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

Does anyone have a SIT REP on when we start again?

2018-09-27 17:32:13 UTC

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12 more minutes

2018-09-27 17:32:27 UTC

WHERES MY FUCKING BURGER PRESS

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2018-09-27 17:33:09 UTC

DELETE

I can take a shit faster

2018-09-27 17:33:14 UTC

wot u need a press for to make bergers m8

2018-09-27 17:33:28 UTC

so they're pro

2018-09-27 17:33:30 UTC

smash burgers?

2018-09-27 17:33:59 UTC

oi wee lad just use a cookie cutter

2018-09-27 17:34:45 UTC

nibba pls

2018-09-27 17:34:52 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/494924904471199745/20180927_183436.jpg

2018-09-27 17:34:56 UTC

cooking is serious business

2018-09-27 17:34:59 UTC

The Mystery of ChessBurgers

How do you think TurtKid is 5ft tall already

2018-09-27 17:35:33 UTC

you joke but like

2018-09-27 17:35:34 UTC

serious chefs dont need an appliance for each food item they can produce

2018-09-27 17:35:44 UTC

he is 3ft ez

2018-09-27 17:36:00 UTC

WE'RE BACK

2018-09-27 17:36:04 UTC

he's taller than a girl twice his age

time for a piss

2018-09-27 17:36:27 UTC

@M4Gunner need to ensure each burger is equal

2018-09-27 17:36:30 UTC

you bigot

2018-09-27 17:36:34 UTC

THOT PATROL RESUMED

2018-09-27 17:38:02 UTC

theyre telling them they ask her too many questions

2018-09-27 17:38:08 UTC

"we all know"

2018-09-27 17:38:24 UTC

LOL

2018-09-27 17:38:29 UTC

these people

2018-09-27 17:38:47 UTC

what the fuck man

2018-09-27 17:38:49 UTC

bitch just tried not to laugh

2018-09-27 17:39:00 UTC

*Nooooooo* <:ohsargon:451135765368274954>

2018-09-27 17:39:39 UTC

she has already confirmed her actions were based on political scheduling <:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

2018-09-27 17:39:48 UTC

what

2018-09-27 17:39:56 UTC

ford gets harassed = victimization

2018-09-27 17:40:04 UTC

kavanaugh gets harassed = well hes already guilty so he deserves it

her hair is still fucked up

2018-09-27 17:40:18 UTC

its insane to watch how these people are playing this

2018-09-27 17:40:21 UTC

The judge should rule that She A Thot

2018-09-27 17:40:49 UTC

theyre talking shit about trump cutting healthcare

2018-09-27 17:40:57 UTC

it's so transparent @Bob Loblaw

2018-09-27 17:41:15 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/494926511296479242/20180927_184103.jpg

2018-09-27 17:41:18 UTC

sexy patties suck my dick

2018-09-27 17:41:22 UTC

i really need to read the transcripts later

2018-09-27 17:41:55 UTC

I can easily make that without a special thingy

2018-09-27 17:42:07 UTC

There's a lot of fat in them

2018-09-27 17:42:14 UTC

the fat is good

2018-09-27 17:42:16 UTC

or is it garlic

2018-09-27 17:42:20 UTC

onion

2018-09-27 17:42:21 UTC

you want 27%

2018-09-27 17:42:25 UTC

little bit of garlic

2018-09-27 17:42:27 UTC

onion yeh

2018-09-27 17:42:42 UTC

"sympathizing with her perpetrator"
oh fuck off

2018-09-27 17:42:58 UTC

this is only 12%

2018-09-27 17:43:03 UTC

but should be fine

2018-09-27 17:43:05 UTC

she doesnt *have* a perpetrator

2018-09-27 17:43:25 UTC

you cant call the accused that

2018-09-27 17:43:26 UTC

"the accused" would be more appropriate

2018-09-27 17:43:34 UTC

hes not even a suspect yet

2018-09-27 17:43:56 UTC

she's on gofundme!

2018-09-27 17:43:56 UTC

now to decide fries seasoning

2018-09-27 17:44:09 UTC

I got a *selection*

Go Fund ME in there weeew

2018-09-27 17:44:23 UTC

lemme see all the spices you would NOT use

2018-09-27 17:44:31 UTC

lol

2018-09-27 17:45:01 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/494927460253827072/20180927_184435.jpg

2018-09-27 17:45:37 UTC

for fries i really like a little fresh italian parsely chopped very fine

2018-09-27 17:45:50 UTC

I just need salt, pepper, chili and fresh garlic

2018-09-27 17:45:50 UTC

I got a jar literally labelled "chip seasoning"

2018-09-27 17:45:53 UTC

it sucks tho

2018-09-27 17:46:01 UTC

lol

2018-09-27 17:46:13 UTC

its probly just ground up chips

2018-09-27 17:46:17 UTC

usa chips i mean

2018-09-27 17:46:20 UTC

Long gnarled vines creep along the walls. My corpse is suspended in the center of the room bound by the wrists and ankles in the shape of an X. Thousands of pepperoni pieces have been glued to my body and the word "cowabunga!" has been freshly laser engraved into my forehead. My eyes have been carved out and replaced with slow blinking Christmas lights. In the far corner, a wax mannequin of John Malkovitch looks on approvingly, his hands automated to clap at a snails pace and his laughter slowed by 50 times. At his feet 13 lucky cats wave their paws in perfect unison. The floor is made of ancient red clay brick slabs with a series of alien looking symbols carved into each one. On the speakers we hear the faint serenade of "Cotten Eye Joe" playing on repeat like a whisper on the wind.

2018-09-27 17:46:30 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/494927830216343592/20180927_184605.jpg

2018-09-27 17:46:55 UTC

i cant eat chips with the same spice blend everytime

2018-09-27 17:47:16 UTC

I did rosemary last time

2018-09-27 17:47:26 UTC

good choice

2018-09-27 17:47:49 UTC

think I'll do "american chip spice" this time

2018-09-27 17:47:50 UTC

they had that at Burgerville for awhile

2018-09-27 17:47:54 UTC

invented in my home town

2018-09-27 17:47:55 UTC

lol

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(not america)

2018-09-27 17:48:09 UTC

american chip spice would just be salt lol

2018-09-27 17:48:20 UTC

yeah idk why they called it that

2018-09-27 17:48:24 UTC

if we're still talking fries

2018-09-27 17:48:49 UTC

yeah it's fries seasoning

2018-09-27 17:48:52 UTC

and it is the good shit

2018-09-27 17:49:00 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/494928459957796864/20180927_184836.jpg

2018-09-27 17:49:15 UTC

tomato fries smh

2018-09-27 17:49:18 UTC

jk it sounds good

2018-09-27 17:49:41 UTC

wtf is that E621

yeah I'll give this to my kid

2018-09-27 17:50:00 UTC

sounds like a website Bakeon would go to

2018-09-27 17:50:55 UTC

barely fried tomato slices with ranch dressing

I buy all my food on InfoWars.com/store

2018-09-27 17:50:58 UTC

try it

2018-09-27 17:51:42 UTC

theyre editorializing to her about how much rape is

2018-09-27 17:51:57 UTC

if I had to guess it's MSG

2018-09-27 17:52:12 UTC

there's a huge phobia of MSG here

2018-09-27 17:52:17 UTC

this is ridiculous

2018-09-27 17:52:20 UTC

so it's referred to as flavour enhancer lol

2018-09-27 17:52:33 UTC

wait e621 literally IS the furfag porn site

2018-09-27 17:52:40 UTC

wait what

2018-09-27 17:53:00 UTC

and yes it is MSG

2018-09-27 17:53:03 UTC

so its fine

2018-09-27 17:53:31 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/494929598468063242/2018-09-27_10_51_07-002136.png

2018-09-27 17:53:40 UTC

please never make me google that again

how do you FEEL?

2018-09-27 17:53:51 UTC

you loved it

2018-09-27 17:53:58 UTC

I am

2018-09-27 17:54:03 UTC

i love the safesearch filter i guess

2018-09-27 17:54:04 UTC

somewhat rummed up

2018-09-27 17:54:15 UTC

you can tell because I'm posting shitloads of pictures

2018-09-27 17:54:21 UTC

dammit how many drunks do we need on this board

2018-09-27 17:54:27 UTC

lol mate

2018-09-27 17:54:35 UTC

I am perpetually drunk

2018-09-27 17:54:48 UTC

it's only in the last couple of months I've really dialled it back

2018-09-27 17:54:58 UTC

<:cleanyourroom:429612328192049152>

2018-09-27 17:55:29 UTC

*flicks lighter*

You found 12 rules yet?

2018-09-27 17:55:51 UTC

Where is Radeon when you need him...

I know TurtWife hid it

2018-09-27 17:56:21 UTC

I got the audio book ver

2018-09-27 17:56:25 UTC

i dont have 12 rules its expensive

2018-09-27 17:56:26 UTC

but completely forgot about it

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until you just asked

2018-09-27 17:57:55 UTC

is there a "best app" for audio books

2018-09-27 17:58:20 UTC

theyre not just recordings?

2018-09-27 17:58:59 UTC

ive only watched them on youtube

2018-09-27 17:59:07 UTC

I haven't listened to non YouTube/podcast audio on my phone

2018-09-27 17:59:09 UTC

... ever?

2018-09-27 17:59:25 UTC

I definitely don't have a media player beyond the built in shit lol

2018-09-27 17:59:46 UTC

i'd just use VLC

2018-09-27 18:00:12 UTC

Mayo + French fries = hella <:gay:382982146249326612>

2018-09-27 18:00:18 UTC

nah its fine

2018-09-27 18:02:18 UTC

jew butts in on actual detail question, then cut to another you are not on trial you are so brave speech

2018-09-27 18:02:38 UTC

nothing is getting done because they just keep regurgitating editorials

2018-09-27 18:02:46 UTC

yup

2018-09-27 18:02:56 UTC

I BELIEVE YOUS are being said

2018-09-27 18:03:07 UTC

which is super fucked up

2018-09-27 18:03:18 UTC

maybe she should be on trial

2018-09-27 18:03:25 UTC

maybe then she wouldn't be lying so much

2018-09-27 18:03:28 UTC

countersuit when

2018-09-27 18:03:34 UTC

defamation suit

2018-09-27 18:03:51 UTC

they have to keep reiterating the narrative, just in case the public starts to think for themselves

2018-09-27 18:04:00 UTC

passing a polygraph is not evidence

2018-09-27 18:04:24 UTC

i feel sick honestly

2018-09-27 18:05:25 UTC

Harris can barely hold back strategic tears

2018-09-27 18:05:41 UTC

it doesn't take a whole lot of skill to game a polygraph

2018-09-27 18:05:52 UTC

how about a beta blocker

2018-09-27 18:06:17 UTC

also trying to turn this into a HUGE "this is just a symptom of a bigger problem, you are saving the world" thing is quite a stretch

2018-09-27 18:06:44 UTC

that shit is some motherfuckin liveblogging

2018-09-27 18:07:09 UTC

Ford: Strong Raped Woman of the Year Award

2018-09-27 18:07:26 UTC

"we're almost done gibbing u cuddlez"

2018-09-27 18:08:09 UTC

the dude on the right looks like an actor, but i cant remember his name, anyone know who i'm thinking of?

2018-09-27 18:08:13 UTC

tell the US Supreme Court i'd *also* like a backrub

2018-09-27 18:09:22 UTC

idk ddog he just looks like such a jew which is weird cause im not even antisemitic

2018-09-27 18:09:25 UTC

fuk

2018-09-27 18:09:31 UTC

I forgot to slice pickles

2018-09-27 18:09:33 UTC

It's a costs a dollar but you get a month free

2018-09-27 18:09:36 UTC

I am a bad husbando

2018-09-27 18:10:13 UTC

pickles are womens' work

She's going HAMMMMMMMMMMMM

2018-09-27 18:11:26 UTC

🀷 πŸ₯’

2018-09-27 18:12:52 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/494934468671307776/20180927_191238.jpg

2018-09-27 18:12:57 UTC

You’re married?

2018-09-27 18:13:03 UTC

That actually looks pretty good...

2018-09-27 18:13:07 UTC

so smol

2018-09-27 18:13:12 UTC

You just need to add more stuff on it

2018-09-27 18:13:17 UTC

man that press was a ripoff

2018-09-27 18:13:26 UTC

Turt you done got swindled

2018-09-27 18:13:26 UTC

Lettuce, ketchup, tomatoes, mustard, et.

2018-09-27 18:13:33 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/494934641011064833/20180927_191321.jpg

2018-09-27 18:13:47 UTC

thats better πŸ₯”

2018-09-27 18:14:05 UTC

You cook for your wife? That’s so sweet

2018-09-27 18:14:05 UTC

that's a nice picture

2018-09-27 18:14:08 UTC

I'm too drunk to find the cheese

2018-09-27 18:14:10 UTC

Too smol

2018-09-27 18:14:11 UTC

rip

2018-09-27 18:14:32 UTC

πŸ” 🐒

2018-09-27 18:14:42 UTC

me in 5 mins ^

2018-09-27 18:14:52 UTC

lol wtf?

2018-09-27 18:15:05 UTC

he drunk

2018-09-27 18:15:08 UTC

yee

2018-09-27 18:15:17 UTC

"lets be nice to her"

2018-09-27 18:15:22 UTC

CAN WE BE EXCUSED, SHE'S TIRED!

2018-09-27 18:15:25 UTC

"thank you for your bravery coming out"

2018-09-27 18:15:30 UTC

that was awkward

2018-09-27 18:15:35 UTC

raped is a new gender confirmed

2018-09-27 18:15:41 UTC

Stop engaging in typical thot behavior

2018-09-27 18:16:13 UTC

that was an absolute disgrace

2018-09-27 18:16:26 UTC

Who said that? @Deleted User link?

2018-09-27 18:16:34 UTC

her lawyer

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