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2018-06-05 20:36:12 UTC

You mean he swatted himself?

2018-06-05 20:36:25 UTC

what?

2018-06-05 20:37:05 UTC

I don't think he's any more important than another american citizen. Tired of people giving attention to someone who doesn't have a fully grown brain.

2018-06-05 20:37:31 UTC

Yeah, but now this is going to be used to gun grabber's advantage.

2018-06-05 20:37:35 UTC

Oh yes a new adult knows how the world should work. No experience? No problem!

2018-06-05 20:37:42 UTC

hmmm

2018-06-05 20:37:48 UTC

Whoever did this is a fucking dumbass.

2018-06-05 20:37:52 UTC

He won't take my guns.

2018-06-05 20:38:05 UTC

Gun control false flags or not.

2018-06-05 20:38:25 UTC

@Jab Repeal the 2nd amendment

2018-06-05 20:38:36 UTC

Repeal your face with my birdshot.

2018-06-05 20:39:08 UTC

No I am saying that is the final goal of these activists

2018-06-05 20:39:13 UTC

Imma line my house with cannons firing shrapnel shot.

2018-06-05 20:39:42 UTC

Imma post Tim Pool's video in <#377519739380957184>

2018-06-05 20:40:52 UTC

@meratrix why not have artillery instead?

2018-06-05 20:41:00 UTC

that is artillery dumbass

2018-06-05 20:41:18 UTC

better yet, imma use onager's instead.

2018-06-05 20:41:42 UTC

Not a trebuchet instead?

2018-06-05 20:42:00 UTC

I still think that my Texan reaction fits for this.

2018-06-05 20:42:05 UTC

nah, Onager is bae, Trebuchet < Onager.

2018-06-05 20:42:20 UTC

if you don't have war elephants you ain't got nothing

2018-06-05 20:43:21 UTC

- *"Oh, shit!"*
- *Julius Cesar (Long time ago, somewhere probably in Rome)*

2018-06-05 20:43:48 UTC

Onager > Trebuchet > Catapult > Cannon

2018-06-05 20:43:53 UTC

Cannon's are for pussies.

2018-06-05 20:43:53 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/453660256816594964/000495s13.jpg

2018-06-05 20:44:39 UTC

Ahh Rome

2018-06-05 20:44:40 UTC

OUT OF ME WAY. ME PEOPLE NEEDS ME.

2018-06-05 20:44:53 UTC

The thing i love about war elephants is shooting them in there eyes till they turn around and trample my enemies

2018-06-05 20:45:03 UTC

DO YOU KNOW DE WEH

2018-06-05 20:45:07 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/453660564321992705/00001357.jpg

2018-06-05 20:45:39 UTC

the stealth elephant prevails

2018-06-05 20:45:55 UTC

Carthage > Rome

2018-06-05 20:46:08 UTC

Carnage > Rome

2018-06-05 20:46:31 UTC

Eastern Rome > western Rome

2018-06-05 20:46:32 UTC

Egypt > Seleucid Empire

2018-06-05 20:46:41 UTC

Atlantis > Egypt

2018-06-05 20:47:27 UTC

Mu > Atlantis

2018-06-05 20:47:35 UTC

@Deleted User have you heard of the term "salting the earth " if yes it means Rome prevailed

2018-06-05 20:47:50 UTC

0 >= 1

2018-06-05 20:48:10 UTC

@meratrix wat about mu ยฟ

2018-06-05 20:48:39 UTC

jews > hittites did i do the meme right XD

2018-06-05 20:49:20 UTC

To imply the absence of value is to understand all value.

2018-06-05 20:49:24 UTC

\o/

2018-06-05 20:49:40 UTC

is Mu even possible with ocean levels?

2018-06-05 20:50:12 UTC

๐Ÿคท

2018-06-05 20:50:25 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/453661900400492544/slovenians-at-a-petrol-pump_o_3012721.png

2018-06-05 20:50:37 UTC

@Deleted User nice meme

2018-06-05 20:51:00 UTC

maybe Mu was another word for Atlantis

2018-06-05 20:51:02 UTC

im not saying it's slovenias, but

2018-06-05 20:51:04 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/453662062401290248/Lemuria_mumap2.png

2018-06-05 20:51:08 UTC
2018-06-05 20:51:27 UTC

o it was in pacific nevermind

2018-06-05 20:52:18 UTC

Yeah I've looked that up

2018-06-05 20:53:24 UTC

OMG i just remebered where i heard about MU, fucking sprit science XD

2018-06-05 20:53:43 UTC

DRipping with autism

2018-06-05 20:53:45 UTC

dem ayy lmaos it's their fault we have dindus

2018-06-05 20:54:27 UTC

i want more memes about sprit science guy is jsut too damn funny

2018-06-05 20:55:37 UTC

all I got is a cat in a sock @flyingfoxel

2018-06-05 20:56:45 UTC

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEcMWs6GudljuLw0-Umf97A here tons a meme worthy hours of videos.

2018-06-05 20:56:55 UTC

guy went full retard on day one XD

2018-06-05 20:57:10 UTC

his subs are 727k people laughing at him !

2018-06-05 20:57:41 UTC

Zealandia

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/453663726680408075/Ball27s_Pyramid2.png

2018-06-05 20:57:46 UTC

Or high people that take it serious

2018-06-05 20:58:40 UTC

Yes, watch Armored's stuff on Spirit Science

2018-06-05 20:58:47 UTC

that's not a Pyramid2

2018-06-05 20:59:00 UTC

The sheer level of absolute batshit insanity that guy has is so amazing it terrifies me

2018-06-05 20:59:45 UTC

i think one could actualy overdose on those levels of stupid

2018-06-05 21:00:14 UTC

oh no

2018-06-05 21:00:37 UTC

it is true

2018-06-05 21:00:39 UTC

gladiator quick take a hit of acid!

2018-06-05 21:00:42 UTC

yep

2018-06-05 21:02:48 UTC

holy shit i knew that band when i was a kid and lost it's name

2018-06-05 21:02:53 UTC

check this for some uncany sht

2018-06-05 21:04:18 UTC

Every millennial who grew up watching โ€œSpongebob Squarepantsโ€ has come to the same horrifying conclusion: you have turned into Squidward. No matter how buoyant, how cheerful, how optimistic you were as a child, there comes a point where you begin to identify with Squidward more than any other character in the show.

You could explain this phenomenon with the disillusionment and cynicism of growing up, or the burdens of being a teenager in a post-John Hughes society. There is, however, an even simpler answer. Spongebob is an allegory for Karl Marxโ€™s The Communist Manifesto. The show revolves around Spongebob, the hardworking proletariat, accepting a low-level fry cook job and enduring Mr. Krabsโ€™ exploitation with a grin on his face.
Itโ€™s not hard to draw the parallels between Mr. Krabs and the bourgeoisie. Heโ€™s a cheapskate who underpays and overworks his employees for his own personal gain. Mr. Krabs famously ripped off his own arms (claws?) to retrieve a dime that fell down the drain. He took his workers on a boating trip to retrieve his millionth dollar from the jaws of a giant clam. He has zero regard for his employeesโ€™ safety and almost routinely puts them in danger for his own benefit. Mr. Krabsโ€™ daughter, Pearl is an extension of the bourgeoisie archetype. Sheโ€™s vain, self-centered, and largely unaware of othersโ€™ misfortune. She lives in a bubble, obsessed with clothes, makeup, and celebrities โ€” because she has the leisure for such frivolities.

2018-06-05 21:04:32 UTC

Speaking of living in a bubble, Sandy is not exempt from analysis. Sandy is quite literally shielded away from the rest of the world. She represents the intellectual elite, using her privilege and higher education to jeopardize working class jobs and further the industrial revolution. Her endeavors into space mirror the Cold War-era โ€œSpace Race,โ€ capitalism versus communism. Her voyage ends on the moon, just like the U.S.โ€™s did. On top of her scientific record, Sandy is independent and self-sufficient, exemplifying capitalistic ideals of individualism.
If Sandy is the intellectual elite, then Patrick Star is just the opposite. Patrick represents the bourgeois caricature of the working class that capitalists want you to buy into. He is ignorant, undereducated, and lazy. He lives under a rock, likely because he canโ€™t afford anything else โ€” although he doesnโ€™t seem to mind. Patrick appears to deserve his poverty because he does nothing but sleep, yet he also seems at peace with his lot. This idea of the happy, unproductive bum simultaneously vilifies and justifies the proletariat. โ€œSee, theyโ€™re poor because they just donโ€™t work hard enough! In fact, they like being poor!โ€ Patrick Star is arguably one of the most offensive cartoon depictions of this generation.

Spongebob, on the other hand, represents the ideal proletariat. Spongebob is hardworking, humble, and endlessly optimistic. Heโ€™s a lot like us before we realized the inherent evils of a capitalistic society. Day in and day out, Spongebob gleefully works a minimum-wage job flipping burgers with no hope of promotion. Heโ€™s a cog in Mr. Krabsโ€™ greasy machine, but he doesnโ€™t even realize it. He just continues to skip to work every day, chanting โ€œIโ€™m ready!โ€. Ready for what, Spongebob? Ready for the bourgeoisie Kool-aid heโ€™s been absorbing through his poriferous sponge body.

2018-06-05 21:04:43 UTC

Spongebob is the ideal worker, and as children, we aspired to be just like him. The very first episode of Spongebob showed him getting his first job as fry cook. According to the show, the very best achievement you could receive is being gainfully employed. Not only employed, but tirelessly productive and efficient to maximize your managerโ€™s profits. Spongebob famously served busloads of anchovies at a never-before-seen pace. It wasnโ€™t enough that Spongebob could perform his job well; he had to go above and beyond his duty in order to seem valuable. These are the principles we instilled in the youth of today. What went wrong?

Back, finally, to Squidward. Squidward isnโ€™t like Spongebob or Patrick. He isnโ€™t satisfied in his low-level employment. What Squidward seeks is artistic satisfaction and world renown. He covets the success of his employer without achieving the work ethic necessary for someone of his class to ascend. Squidward has realized that the cards have been stacked against him at every turn, and resigns himself bitterly to the clutches of capitalism. If Squidward were less jaded, he could be the catalyst to prompt full-scale class warfare, perhaps ending in a communist utopia. Unfortunately, Squidwardโ€™s defeatist personality and egoism prevents him from implementing social change.

2018-06-05 21:05:37 UTC

That is why we are all Squidward. Weโ€™ve uncovered the limits of capitalism and realized that hard work may not always pay off. Weโ€™ve begun to notice the oppressive economic and social structure that infiltrates our everyday life. We yearn for something higher, but feel that change is out of our reach. We become bitter, combative, self-deprecative, and cynical. Thereโ€™s a reason Squidward is the unhappiest character on โ€œSpongebob.โ€ Not only for faults of his own, but for his own rotten luck. The show subliminally punishes Squidward for his views, hoping to prod viewers back towards Spongebobโ€™s blithe, unfounded optimism.

Their efforts were to no avail. Millions of millennials are finding themselves disillusioned, realizing all along that Squidward was the reasonable one. He had a right to protest Mr. Krabsโ€™ vile working conditions, and his sarcasm was merely a coping mechanism for the injustices placed against him. Squidward is the dissatisfied proletariat, and we identify with him more than ever. The difference is, we have the energy and collective power to succeed where he could not. Together, we can rise up and defeat the bourgeoisie, establishing an egalitarian society that does not prey on the lower classes. In the words of Spongebob, โ€œIโ€™m ready.โ€ Are you?

2018-06-05 21:06:29 UTC

The one I would identify more as right now is Mr Krabs

2018-06-05 21:06:31 UTC

oh god.. just vomittd i brb

2018-06-05 21:07:02 UTC

I just had to share this delusional BS

2018-06-05 21:07:08 UTC

wtf franti

2018-06-05 21:08:06 UTC

Gay

2018-06-05 21:11:50 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/453667288592416768/unknown.png

2018-06-05 21:11:59 UTC

Fuck you google

2018-06-05 21:12:14 UTC

You are a fucking joke

2018-06-05 21:13:22 UTC

once you have gazed into the abyss (buzzfeed) google steps behind you to throw you in

2018-06-05 21:13:33 UTC

Wrong

2018-06-05 21:13:41 UTC

When you gaze into the abyss for just long enough

2018-06-05 21:13:45 UTC

The abyss gazes back.

2018-06-05 21:14:12 UTC

When you bang Valty's mom just long enough

2018-06-05 21:14:19 UTC

congratulations yes thats what i was refering to,

2018-06-05 21:31:47 UTC

so i can find no info online on this, (maybe because its stupid), but could Nazi Germany "ignore" Britain and concentrate their efforts on the USSR?
by "ignore" i mean: all defense, no economic wear-down of Britian
my thought process goes like this: Britain could only do two things to Germany 1. Invade 2. Bomb the shit out Germany. and btw, they did both
so perhaps focus on preventing allied air raids, and defend against potential D-day, but without wasting resources by trying to destroy British industry. focus that effort into the USSR, and perhaps focus that invasion on the oil fields (ya know, like it should have to begin with)

2018-06-05 21:32:11 UTC

No

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