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You mean he swatted himself?
what?
I don't think he's any more important than another american citizen. Tired of people giving attention to someone who doesn't have a fully grown brain.
Yeah, but now this is going to be used to gun grabber's advantage.
Oh yes a new adult knows how the world should work. No experience? No problem!
hmmm
Whoever did this is a fucking dumbass.
He won't take my guns.
Gun control false flags or not.
Repeal your face with my birdshot.
No I am saying that is the final goal of these activists
Imma line my house with cannons firing shrapnel shot.
Imma post Tim Pool's video in <#377519739380957184>
@meratrix why not have artillery instead?
that is artillery dumbass
better yet, imma use onager's instead.
Not a trebuchet instead?
I still think that my Texan reaction fits for this.
nah, Onager is bae, Trebuchet < Onager.
if you don't have war elephants you ain't got nothing
- *"Oh, shit!"*
- *Julius Cesar (Long time ago, somewhere probably in Rome)*
Onager > Trebuchet > Catapult > Cannon
Cannon's are for pussies.
Ahh Rome
OUT OF ME WAY. ME PEOPLE NEEDS ME.
The thing i love about war elephants is shooting them in there eyes till they turn around and trample my enemies
DO YOU KNOW DE WEH
the stealth elephant prevails
Carthage > Rome
Carnage > Rome
Eastern Rome > western Rome
Egypt > Seleucid Empire
Atlantis > Egypt
Mu > Atlantis
@Deleted User have you heard of the term "salting the earth " if yes it means Rome prevailed
0 >= 1
jews > hittites did i do the meme right XD
To imply the absence of value is to understand all value.
\o/
is Mu even possible with ocean levels?
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@Deleted User nice meme
maybe Mu was another word for Atlantis
im not saying it's slovenias, but
o it was in pacific nevermind
Yeah I've looked that up
OMG i just remebered where i heard about MU, fucking sprit science XD
DRipping with autism
dem ayy lmaos it's their fault we have dindus
i want more memes about sprit science guy is jsut too damn funny
all I got is a cat in a sock @flyingfoxel
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEcMWs6GudljuLw0-Umf97A here tons a meme worthy hours of videos.
guy went full retard on day one XD
his subs are 727k people laughing at him !
Zealandia
Or high people that take it serious
Yes, watch Armored's stuff on Spirit Science
that's not a Pyramid2
The sheer level of absolute batshit insanity that guy has is so amazing it terrifies me
i think one could actualy overdose on those levels of stupid
oh no
it is true
gladiator quick take a hit of acid!
yep
holy shit i knew that band when i was a kid and lost it's name
check this for some uncany sht
Every millennial who grew up watching โSpongebob Squarepantsโ has come to the same horrifying conclusion: you have turned into Squidward. No matter how buoyant, how cheerful, how optimistic you were as a child, there comes a point where you begin to identify with Squidward more than any other character in the show.
You could explain this phenomenon with the disillusionment and cynicism of growing up, or the burdens of being a teenager in a post-John Hughes society. There is, however, an even simpler answer. Spongebob is an allegory for Karl Marxโs The Communist Manifesto. The show revolves around Spongebob, the hardworking proletariat, accepting a low-level fry cook job and enduring Mr. Krabsโ exploitation with a grin on his face.
Itโs not hard to draw the parallels between Mr. Krabs and the bourgeoisie. Heโs a cheapskate who underpays and overworks his employees for his own personal gain. Mr. Krabs famously ripped off his own arms (claws?) to retrieve a dime that fell down the drain. He took his workers on a boating trip to retrieve his millionth dollar from the jaws of a giant clam. He has zero regard for his employeesโ safety and almost routinely puts them in danger for his own benefit. Mr. Krabsโ daughter, Pearl is an extension of the bourgeoisie archetype. Sheโs vain, self-centered, and largely unaware of othersโ misfortune. She lives in a bubble, obsessed with clothes, makeup, and celebrities โ because she has the leisure for such frivolities.
Speaking of living in a bubble, Sandy is not exempt from analysis. Sandy is quite literally shielded away from the rest of the world. She represents the intellectual elite, using her privilege and higher education to jeopardize working class jobs and further the industrial revolution. Her endeavors into space mirror the Cold War-era โSpace Race,โ capitalism versus communism. Her voyage ends on the moon, just like the U.S.โs did. On top of her scientific record, Sandy is independent and self-sufficient, exemplifying capitalistic ideals of individualism.
If Sandy is the intellectual elite, then Patrick Star is just the opposite. Patrick represents the bourgeois caricature of the working class that capitalists want you to buy into. He is ignorant, undereducated, and lazy. He lives under a rock, likely because he canโt afford anything else โ although he doesnโt seem to mind. Patrick appears to deserve his poverty because he does nothing but sleep, yet he also seems at peace with his lot. This idea of the happy, unproductive bum simultaneously vilifies and justifies the proletariat. โSee, theyโre poor because they just donโt work hard enough! In fact, they like being poor!โ Patrick Star is arguably one of the most offensive cartoon depictions of this generation.
Spongebob, on the other hand, represents the ideal proletariat. Spongebob is hardworking, humble, and endlessly optimistic. Heโs a lot like us before we realized the inherent evils of a capitalistic society. Day in and day out, Spongebob gleefully works a minimum-wage job flipping burgers with no hope of promotion. Heโs a cog in Mr. Krabsโ greasy machine, but he doesnโt even realize it. He just continues to skip to work every day, chanting โIโm ready!โ. Ready for what, Spongebob? Ready for the bourgeoisie Kool-aid heโs been absorbing through his poriferous sponge body.
Spongebob is the ideal worker, and as children, we aspired to be just like him. The very first episode of Spongebob showed him getting his first job as fry cook. According to the show, the very best achievement you could receive is being gainfully employed. Not only employed, but tirelessly productive and efficient to maximize your managerโs profits. Spongebob famously served busloads of anchovies at a never-before-seen pace. It wasnโt enough that Spongebob could perform his job well; he had to go above and beyond his duty in order to seem valuable. These are the principles we instilled in the youth of today. What went wrong?
Back, finally, to Squidward. Squidward isnโt like Spongebob or Patrick. He isnโt satisfied in his low-level employment. What Squidward seeks is artistic satisfaction and world renown. He covets the success of his employer without achieving the work ethic necessary for someone of his class to ascend. Squidward has realized that the cards have been stacked against him at every turn, and resigns himself bitterly to the clutches of capitalism. If Squidward were less jaded, he could be the catalyst to prompt full-scale class warfare, perhaps ending in a communist utopia. Unfortunately, Squidwardโs defeatist personality and egoism prevents him from implementing social change.
That is why we are all Squidward. Weโve uncovered the limits of capitalism and realized that hard work may not always pay off. Weโve begun to notice the oppressive economic and social structure that infiltrates our everyday life. We yearn for something higher, but feel that change is out of our reach. We become bitter, combative, self-deprecative, and cynical. Thereโs a reason Squidward is the unhappiest character on โSpongebob.โ Not only for faults of his own, but for his own rotten luck. The show subliminally punishes Squidward for his views, hoping to prod viewers back towards Spongebobโs blithe, unfounded optimism.
Their efforts were to no avail. Millions of millennials are finding themselves disillusioned, realizing all along that Squidward was the reasonable one. He had a right to protest Mr. Krabsโ vile working conditions, and his sarcasm was merely a coping mechanism for the injustices placed against him. Squidward is the dissatisfied proletariat, and we identify with him more than ever. The difference is, we have the energy and collective power to succeed where he could not. Together, we can rise up and defeat the bourgeoisie, establishing an egalitarian society that does not prey on the lower classes. In the words of Spongebob, โIโm ready.โ Are you?
The one I would identify more as right now is Mr Krabs
oh god.. just vomittd i brb
I just had to share this delusional BS
wtf franti
Gay
Fuck you google
You are a fucking joke
once you have gazed into the abyss (buzzfeed) google steps behind you to throw you in
Wrong
When you gaze into the abyss for just long enough
The abyss gazes back.
When you bang Valty's mom just long enough
congratulations yes thats what i was refering to,
so i can find no info online on this, (maybe because its stupid), but could Nazi Germany "ignore" Britain and concentrate their efforts on the USSR?
by "ignore" i mean: all defense, no economic wear-down of Britian
my thought process goes like this: Britain could only do two things to Germany 1. Invade 2. Bomb the shit out Germany. and btw, they did both
so perhaps focus on preventing allied air raids, and defend against potential D-day, but without wasting resources by trying to destroy British industry. focus that effort into the USSR, and perhaps focus that invasion on the oil fields (ya know, like it should have to begin with)
No
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