Poison is big gay

Link's motivation is to save the princess, but he never receives romantic or sexual rewards for his actions, which suggests that his motivation has nothing to do with romance or sex.

He's probably motivated by a sense of duty.

Romantic rewards in some games if I'm not mistaken

That is pretty gay

Obvious why there wouldn't be any sexual rewards in a Nintendo game, but you get it.

Maybe Zelda is too young to give consent for sexual relationships so they don't show them having sex in the games to not have rouble with the law

How old is Zelda?

Depends on the game

Shiek/Zelda is definitely old enough to be an adult.

#LinkToo

In the majority of the games, Link is rarely rewarded with more than a "good job".

Is she the ruling monarch or the daughter of a king?

good

Apparently Link was 12 in the first game and 16 in the 2nd game

If both link and zelda are trans then technically is it still hetero?

Lord Harkinian, King of YTP.

two wrongs don't make a right bro

I'm fairly certain that in LttP, it's specifically stated that Link is saving the princess because it's his family's duty.

In BoW it's not though

And in Skyward sword

No, definitely not.

TBH Breath of the Wild was good though

It's baby's first elder scrolls

I thought Arena was baby's first Elder Scrolls?

Anyone old enough to have played arena definitely ain't a baby

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEj79TpDCgc

That is such bullshit

You are fake news @A Random Crusader

You can play Arena even today

4 year olds can play it

The game didn't disappear

It's not relevant in the gaming scene

Holy fuck are you incapable or understanding figurative language or are you just that autistic? @Deleted User

Of course it didn't magically disappear

You need to use language the way god intended

That's because Arena and Daggerfall are the worst of the Elder Scrolls games.

Cetronius is going full Aspergers

Yeah that is always the answer

Cursing me

How about addressing my valid point of criticism?

The worst thing about Morrowind was its strict adherence to die-roll combat in a 3D world.

Why does it always have to be insults

No, you're actually exhibiting all the symptoms of Aspergers disorder

The way you use language is abysmal

Fucking hell get me out of this ugly fucking blue shade

Yes but he said something that is demonstrably false

Coming from the person with no grasp on literary devices or figurative language.

He only clarified when I confronted him

It's a goddamn comedic exaggeration

@A Random Crusader @Deleted User

Chill out you 2

In other news

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB3dhLS8mSQ

The minute the asshat stops being autistic sure

So being autistic is a bad thing now?

It's just a condition of a person

It isn't a negative thing necessarily

@A Random Crusader
Drop it

In social interaction, autism is a handicap.

Autism is a mental handicap

It is objectively a bad thing

non-autism is a handicap because non-autists speak bullshit that doesn't make sense

Lol

No, seriously, get me out of this ugly-ass color.

And thank to me next time @A Random Crusader wants to say fake news he will think twice

He treats everything in the most literal manner possible, he has no comprehension of hyperbole or humor.

I'll switch places with you for a dollar.

That's a sign of autism or at least being on the spectrum

I think you got problems too

@A Random Crusader
Yeah, but drop it, no reason to pick on him all the time

See? I can be mean to you back

Making a hyperbolic joke isn't fake news you dumb cunt @Deleted User

You probably have a lot of problems

I literally have to save my money so I can get a passport.

If I don't get the joke it means I take it seriously which means that I do get upset

I'll send you a pound of flesh.

I'm like 70% sure cetronius is just playing an obscure troll game

He cannot comprehend basic hyperbole, he needs serious help

Listen to me very carefully

I am hungry and I can't think about this now

I will go eat and recollect myself

I expect some sort of apology from you when I am back

Pull the rod out from your ass

how many seconds has it been since you ate?

If you do that if you apologize for cursing me I will apologize for going off

Turn down the music so you can see better.

But if you don't then I will consider unfriending you

@Deleted User FUCK YOU....how's that for an apology?

You are agitated and emotional like a woman on her period

@A Random Crusader
Dude, just let it go

I will give you some time to relax

I like sarcasm <--(Squirrel says sarcastically)

Be back later

Bye

now I have to look up the meaning of the word

*chuckles*

wtf is this

This isn't the furry dating discord.

Remove furfag

Deport furfag