There's probably a maximum IQ requirement of 60 to work at the Genius Bar

Because they're really incompetent

that's true too

both of those

someone tried to convince me a genius bar person told her to install mackeeper

but she was a habitual liar

also

you can probably just buy genius bar shirts

show up

be like

"hey, you know what app you should get?"

and then walk away

without anyone noticing

like a labcoat, almost

Install the digital edition of Mein Kampf

Then install Leviathan

Realize that Hobbes>Some failed artist

Become Monarchist

Profit

bill watterson best

anyways

point is

they pay well

because people are dumb

and just buy whatever new stuff

like their products or not

Locke is best

you have to admit

they're *amazing* at marketing

Rousseau

people feel obligated to buy their products

yeah

but in the meantime they have stupid amounts of money

and people are still buying everything

also, he's planning to retire before they collapse and run out of money to pay him

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there's an Apple employee in my city that wears utility kilts

what city @obrallaghan ?

Vancouver

downtown

oh yeah, he's been there more than 10 years

his resume is set

between that and the other places

I had never seen a utility kilt before

Hi @obrallaghan

hello

How are you?

no feelings

we talked about this

Good to hear

what if Trump makes Apple great again

American Made iPhones

1.5k

would it become the most based smartphone?

maybe

in US dollars it's 1k though

but yes the iPhone X is a joke

@M4Gunner gerber strongarm

unless we're talking phones

ah

still get a gerber strongarm

just because

gerber strongarm?

weird that you mention that

it feels great, is durable, and cheap

I almost just bought one

what

my friend did

just now?

do it

no the other day

you won't regret it

my friends and I

we use ours for whatever

woodworking

eating

camping

sometimes prying and whatnot

I got this instead

shaving, if we've sharpened them recently

nice

more of an edc

I've got a manix 2 lightweight in my pocket rn

ya that's like the equivalent

based on preferences basically the same product

yeah

What a silly keyboard that is.

this keyboard is OG

takes an edge really well

>no numpad

Out out out

I have several keyboards and computers

why partially serrated

ah

gift horse in the mouth

I will be getting that gerber eventually

do it

to fix on a backpack or something

I wear it on my belt