Making him tap out was well nigh impossible

You could put him in an armbar and it woukdnt even hurt him

Basically the only hope was to get a choke

A gi choke orva rear naked choke

My dreaded kesa getame armbar didnt even stop him

I always remembered this story about how a mother lifted the front of car off her child in China or something, probably not true but I think there's something in the basic sentiment i.e. grave threat = access of super-retard strength

Yeah Judo would be cool

hysterical strength

yeah

But I don't want to get too beat up

Try BJJ maybe

Its gentler

Probably good for yr job too

Both have no strikes

What about Aikido? Does it have merit

Judo is mixed standup takedowns and ground grappling

No

Blow job jitsu

Bjj is the ground grappling in depth

Oh I'm not in a dangerous environment anymore workwise

Most injuries occur during throws

I got a dislocated shoulder once

That hurt like a fuck

I was speechless w pain

Blow job jitsu LMAO

Torn rotator cuff too

oh shit

what was that like

Loser sucks me off

the rotator cuff thing

BJJ is legit tho

@profagonistSUCKED

If you win

Took like 2 years to fully heal

I got carried into the ER

man that sounds awful

Do you want to win or lose @devolved ?

They used my belt as a tie

I saw a kid pop knee ligaments once

That was worse

I got a broken foot once too

😖

I trained abt 4 years

Attained blue belt

Out of every Mohammed will step a Jefferson or Washington, and out of every Nguyen, a Hamilton or Roosevelt.

kk

http://i.imgur.com/CfOgok0.gifv

pictured: powerlifting internet defense force

@Deleted User 57835c2c what do you think of this?

[–]BR0THAKYLE 773 points 2 months ago

CPS does not want to take your kids. This image alone was probably just a talking to. Whatever else CPS found when they went to investigate, it was enough for the courts to decide to remove the child from the home.

Source: wife works CPS.

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[–]socialworker80 241 points 2 months ago

Please don't take this the wrong way, but I personally don't like that you made such a specific judgement call about the safety of children and the child welfare field, citing your source as "wife works CPS". I worked for CPS for 10 years, and in no way think my husband is qualified to make such a call because he is my husband. Being my husband does not automatically mean that he has working knowledge of a job that is often very complex by nature, balances the civil with the criminal, and is governed by countless policies. I mainly say this because I have seen so many misconceptions floating around Reddit concerning child welfare, and always by people who don't do the job. It struck a nerve that you downplayed the seriousness of a parent transporting a child of this age without a car seat, when said parent is so blatantly thumbing their nose at car seat laws and child safety all with an air of this being a regular occurrence. If this was my report to investigate, if the child stayed in the home you can guarantee that a case for supervision would have been opened. But in all honesty due to the age of the child and obvious safety concerns I would have removed the child until the parent could have attended parenting classes. That being said, thank you for recognizing that CPS does not WANT to take kids. Because we don't. We do so to keep children safe. I hope that my "rant" has not offended you.

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sry about that @Mother lol

false alarm but still close

SO WHY DON'T THEY GET BETTER JOBS?
http://fortune.com/2017/03/30/rent-black-hispanic-neighborhoods/

http://i.magaimg.net/img/auq.png

https://www.lifesitenews.com/news/harvard-students-key-graffiti-throw-meat-at-bus-saying-boys-and-girls-are-d

Symbolic

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=aa7_1490982861

this gave me PTSD

youre a slut

true

@Death Strike's Bat Better jobs or relocate to a better market.

Lol

this is why I am not sending any of my children to college

it is full of marxist transbrowns

much like the alt right, ironically

a bunch of quadroons mad at SJWs for promoting racial equality

today I am putting soy milk in my chai

unsweetened soy milk

normal retards love normal milk so they probably did something to it

yeah @Deleted User 57835c2c the chattering depraved elite classes promoted low fat milk and milk alternatives that were explicitly feminizing while the fats in milk keep one energized, keep you sated and make you lean and strong. The propaganda didn't take very well, so normals still by and large prefer full fat milk, one aspect of a traditional existence that has not yet been fully co-opted. You have misread the signs as usual and tossed the baby right out with the bath water (soy milk).

goymilk

brahmins drank full fat milk

normal milk is shitty, raw milk is good but impossible to get

throughout their existence

yes they drank full fat raw milk

from pastured animals

if anything is well attested about them, it's this

not tit juice from sickly wretched creatures living their whole lives in an auschwitz gas chamber

in the UK, the milk I drink comes straight from the teat, fresh

in america that sort of milk is illegal

in Pakistan, the same

I suppose I should drink the factory milk, to be manlybaconbeard?

but some dudes would add water to their milk

so you had to find a good fellow

literally just dudes who had cows, somewhere to graze them and a motorcycle to make deliveries on

this was their life

yeah that does not exist here

if it did obviously I would drink that

I would search the whole country for the one white man doing it and buy from him

even pasteurized milk will contain the good fats

will butter?

yeah, full fat butter is pretty good for you too

then I'm fine

it makes no sense to use butter but not milk

I eat like 4tbsp butter a day in my lentils

yes it does, you just do not understand the sense

please explain

the butter is a derived product of full fat milk, it seems quite straightforward to me

is the milk from butter not subjected to any processes?

yes, so some of the dalitry of making their weird factory milk was removed