A gi choke orva rear naked choke

My dreaded kesa getame armbar didnt even stop him

I always remembered this story about how a mother lifted the front of car off her child in China or something, probably not true but I think there's something in the basic sentiment i.e. grave threat = access of super-retard strength

Yeah Judo would be cool

hysterical strength

yeah

But I don't want to get too beat up

Try BJJ maybe

Its gentler

Probably good for yr job too

Both have no strikes

What about Aikido? Does it have merit

Judo is mixed standup takedowns and ground grappling

No

Blow job jitsu

Bjj is the ground grappling in depth

Oh I'm not in a dangerous environment anymore workwise

Most injuries occur during throws

I got a dislocated shoulder once

That hurt like a fuck

I was speechless w pain

Blow job jitsu LMAO

Torn rotator cuff too

oh shit

what was that like

Loser sucks me off

the rotator cuff thing

BJJ is legit tho

@profagonistSUCKED

If you win

Took like 2 years to fully heal

I got carried into the ER

man that sounds awful

Do you want to win or lose @devolved ?

They used my belt as a tie

I saw a kid pop knee ligaments once

That was worse

I got a broken foot once too

😖

I trained abt 4 years

Attained blue belt