Dude you gotta say Green Day and Metallica

Not Cromags

NO

KEEP SAYING CROMAGS

yeah. "Hey. Punk and metal are the shit? Wanna go see Cro-mags?"

YOU WILL FIND A GOOD GIRL THAT WAY

THE KINDA GIRL WHO WILL LET YOU SOCK HER IN THE HEAD

Dan, that's not a good icebreaker

hey even harley flanagan has a wife.

whatever dude

she's a false

Are you sure you bang lots of hot broads?

I'll believe you if you tell me

dude I'm weird as fucking shit but if you play the numbers games

you can bang hot broads

the mystery method

the answer is just talking to women

looking for a girl who likes metal is same as looking for the one with taste in cars, or one that genuinely likes sports

and not being a douche

she wrote that on her profile

girls dont dig metal because girls dont care

and that's it

i dunno

if your woman can help you figure out why you're getting swept from half guard that's a keeper in my bushido

but yeah I totally support fucking and running

as most women like most eople are total idiots

women more so

most women are not worth keeping around, fucking, or even talking to as they dno't really have interests

and most of them just lay there

they're holes with smiles.

mankind functioned for millenia treating women as second class citizens and societies worked.

why not get in a sexless relationship with a man

why enter a relationship with a man?

the whole point of a relationship is to secure access to a vagina

of an attractive woman

to spot for each other at the gym duh

I uh agree lol

But clearly fucked that up

yeah you did

Thanks dick

I made more Shants today

FUCK YES

apparently the first incantation rehearsal was recorded on the day i was born

that's nuts

Coincidence? I think not

McEntee's spectral tism traversed the spheres into your mother's womb, and pushed you the fuck out to bring havoc upon the wretched earth

he may be the christ of autism

You are a virginborn

truly

the holy spirit rather

Verily

nester would attest to that

the spirit flows through him

mcentee's spergplasm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejB9VbHycys

@fallot "That's why it always bugged me that people would rag on christian metal IN PRINCIPLE" -- O RLY

Here we go!!!!!

CHRISTIAN METAL => METAL CROSS

yeah @diversity_is_racism

I can understand if the music sucks or if it's the same ethos as megachurch jesus pop

@diversity_is_racism i seem to remember a certain push in the editorial department around 2013 to find decent religious metal bands for purposes of alt right propaganda

@spaceplacenta do you remember this

No. I was fired from DMU like you were

i wasn't fired

because you're both commies

I QUIT

wasn't there some 80s doom metal band that was christian that we ran

trouble

that's what it was

are they even christian

trouble are legendary

up-ward looking harder edge of western chrisitanity or something like that

I think they are christians, the music isn't too explicitly christian

that's the kind of thing I meant anyway

Trouble

also, Candlemass is pretty christian

@spaceplacenta you weren't fired either, you rather clearly quit

FROZAK IS HEBREW FROZAK IS HEBREW

on twitter

A blaze of glory was had

But that was so long ago

A distant memory

and now look at you

asking him out to hooters

a beautiful reunion

Yeah I want to go to Hooters

Or Mugs 'n Jugs

It'll probably be when I'm in FL

Go to the original Hooters again

Drinking beer at a bar on a beach

Go to Hooters

I think listen to metal with some faggot talking about killing people for Christ's love would be gay

Women are super easy to pickup at beach bars

Lots a women vacationing

Daytona Beach

Sarasota

It's almost spring brrak

Ah yeah

Clearwater

commandeer a DJ booth and spin morbid Angel