Message from @profagonist

Discord ID: 290266379398021120


2017-03-11 23:32:55 UTC  

NO

2017-03-11 23:32:57 UTC  

KEEP SAYING CROMAGS

2017-03-11 23:32:58 UTC  

yeah. "Hey. Punk and metal are the shit? Wanna go see Cro-mags?"

2017-03-11 23:32:59 UTC  

YOU WILL FIND A GOOD GIRL THAT WAY

2017-03-11 23:33:15 UTC  

THE KINDA GIRL WHO WILL LET YOU SOCK HER IN THE HEAD

2017-03-11 23:33:28 UTC  

Dan, that's not a good icebreaker

2017-03-11 23:33:28 UTC  

hey even harley flanagan has a wife.

2017-03-11 23:33:35 UTC  

whatever dude

2017-03-11 23:33:39 UTC  

she's a false

2017-03-11 23:33:42 UTC  

Are you sure you bang lots of hot broads?

2017-03-11 23:33:55 UTC  

I'll believe you if you tell me

2017-03-11 23:33:55 UTC  

dude I'm weird as fucking shit but if you play the numbers games

2017-03-11 23:34:01 UTC  

you can bang hot broads

2017-03-11 23:34:04 UTC  

the mystery method

2017-03-11 23:34:09 UTC  

the answer is just talking to women

2017-03-11 23:34:11 UTC  

looking for a girl who likes metal is same as looking for the one with taste in cars, or one that genuinely likes sports

2017-03-11 23:34:13 UTC  

and not being a douche

2017-03-11 23:34:20 UTC  

she wrote that on her profile

2017-03-11 23:34:22 UTC  

girls dont dig metal because girls dont care

2017-03-11 23:34:24 UTC  

and that's it

2017-03-11 23:34:57 UTC  

i dunno

2017-03-11 23:35:30 UTC  

if your woman can help you figure out why you're getting swept from half guard that's a keeper in my bushido

2017-03-11 23:35:34 UTC  

but yeah I totally support fucking and running

2017-03-11 23:35:44 UTC  

as most women like most eople are total idiots

2017-03-11 23:36:02 UTC  

women more so

2017-03-11 23:37:16 UTC  

most women are not worth keeping around, fucking, or even talking to as they dno't really have interests

2017-03-11 23:37:23 UTC  

and most of them just lay there

2017-03-11 23:37:51 UTC  

they're holes with smiles.

2017-03-11 23:38:40 UTC  

mankind functioned for millenia treating women as second class citizens and societies worked.

2017-03-11 23:40:43 UTC  

why not get in a sexless relationship with a man

2017-03-11 23:40:57 UTC  

why enter a relationship with a man?

2017-03-11 23:41:07 UTC  

the whole point of a relationship is to secure access to a vagina

2017-03-11 23:41:12 UTC  

of an attractive woman

2017-03-11 23:41:16 UTC  

to spot for each other at the gym duh

2017-03-11 23:41:34 UTC  

I uh agree lol

2017-03-11 23:41:47 UTC  

But clearly fucked that up

2017-03-11 23:44:03 UTC  

yeah you did

2017-03-11 23:44:41 UTC  

Thanks dick

2017-03-11 23:46:39 UTC  

I made more Shants today

2017-03-11 23:56:26 UTC  

FUCK YES

2017-03-11 23:58:20 UTC  

apparently the first incantation rehearsal was recorded on the day i was born