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also pebble is gay

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What

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Oh cool shitpost was reset

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AAAAAAA

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<@&366007991025139724> Happy reset day

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*mrping

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post your best memes now

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Post your best memes not

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what

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2018-09-04 04:04:50 UTC

RIP educational channel

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@Thule-Gesellschaft [☩] why would you support a woman pretending to be a soldier

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I knew you were a feminist

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@TradChad woman pretending to be Hitler Youth soldier

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you're missing the best part

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yeah man

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sad!

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woman pretending to be underage soldier

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the absolute state of NS's

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i think i won best shitpost

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feminist's dream

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I don't have perms to post images?

2018-09-04 04:07:13 UTC

@Crime you should be able to in this room now man, just don't post NSFW or anime

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πŸ™‚

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2018-09-04 04:07:43 UTC

Thanks

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:)

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2018-09-04 04:30:21 UTC

Read up, boys

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2018-09-04 05:42:22 UTC

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2018-09-04 09:40:07 UTC

False

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Trump is chad

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@Crime > schwarzmann

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motherfucking (((them)))

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2018-09-04 13:26:20 UTC

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2018-09-04 13:37:52 UTC

What the

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mfw <#486385674929307668> is now part of my daily routine <:PepeChill:378748692741750794>

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@TPho ffuck you

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Lmao

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Silence means no

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2018-09-04 15:16:47 UTC

The roasties of 2018 have become chronically prolapsed STD hostels. Despite their steady dribble of viscous snail trails, their dangly beef curtains, even their near constant harvesting of new strains of HPV and gonorhea, Chads and Betas line up to service them, to wallow and worship in beefed out body horror. It's been said the bow-legged sluts of our era are now so rotten, their eviscerated vaginas actually "spit" every time they take a step. Sometimes with an audible queef, other times quiet, these whores jettison whatever melange of fluids are sloshing within their polygamous caverns. It's not unusual to spy spotty trails and blood tinged puddles wherever the posterior of a sexually liberated woman has rested

2018-09-04 15:17:20 UTC

It is often said, the toastier the roast, the bigger the beef. Something mysterious happens amidst a given roastie’s goring and boring, the punishing penetrations and serial prolapses. That once delicate, sliver of an innie blossoms like an angry meaty tulip, one that holds only gaping darkness as its pollen. Diving deeper into her labyrinthine labia, we peer into an incredible world beneath the beef and bologna, one ruled by a kind of β€˜Rule of the Jungle,” only this empowered ecology spreads itself open to a new batch of invasive species almost every evening. Those Papilloma particles are pummeled and pulverized into her flesh, the same as the sticky spores of Gonorrhea, the motley lots of adenoviruses, amoebas and anaerobic fauna, many from vastly far away places. Driven through her epithelial layers and deep into her beef, they burrow and seek out nutrition, infection, and begin to terraform the vaginal tissues into a land suitable for the apocalyptic droves deposited throughout each cycle of the sun. Her immune system has long since grown into an abiding symbiosis with the invasive menagerie of bacteria, fungie and flagelating mystery monsters, even incorporating genes delivered by the various retroviruses and postules of microRNA sent throughout her blood stream at the behest of her vagina’s new tenants. Designed by nature to be a fertile pasture for reproduction, now her semen-soddened womb whistles hollow like a ghostly edifice remaining from a war. But she has become enhanced in other ways by her network of viral supporters. HPV has hacked her dopamine and serotonin circuitry, making her bolder and more brazen, more risk-seeking and even more sexually insatiable.

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Atop a new cock, the roastie must ride, and the plentiful organisms who have accelerated this behavior are more than happy to go along. Every new cock that thunders into her caverns will emerge slick with generations of eager microbes, poised to pilfer whichever pussies await. With the advent of cock sharing apps on their phones, the roastie can spread her sexually transmitted spawn at a geometric rate, leading to a new pan-vaginal ecology that extends across the urbanized world. A splat of virii from Jakarta may pollinate the meat flowers of a swingers club in a sleepy British countryside, only to then appear in American college dorms before shipping itself inside travelers bound for Tokyo, Toronto and Taipei. The hyperactive sexual behaviors of the modern roastie ensure these rapid transmissions and go on to create a Darwinian cauldron in which entire continents' best sexually transmitted organisms vie for survival: Turkish syphilis must best a West African Chlamydia for control of a patch of pussy, and all of them fear the HIV, for it casts a great uncertainty over their continued access to unlimited penises. This ceaseless genetic warfare has weaved its way into the roastie’s genome, driving her near mad with compulsion for another go on the cock carousel, her own natural instincts having melded with the minge microbiome steering her. Obstruct or otherwise hinder her access to dick, and you will be met with incandescent feminine rage, albeit tinged by a mind soppy with yearning for yet another new protuberant phallus. The roastie can only think in terms of genitalia and sexual behavior, and so her opponent must obviously be a virgin, or a sexually impoverished beta male. Or his penis has the fault of being one of the few that have not cleaved her bunny bloody. Whatever the criticism, the rage is purely an expression of the busy biome sizzling away within the endless ravines of her rippling beef. She really cannot help herself.

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2018-09-04 16:14:35 UTC

Penis

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2018-09-04 16:28:02 UTC

nice

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ruined

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kek

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<@&366007991025139724> ur fat

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yes

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2018-09-04 17:09:42 UTC

A. why is CP searched for at all
B. how the fuck did Fortnite Porn usurp it in terms of popularity
C. this excludes intersections like fortnitefur (if there is any) and "cub porn" (disgusting furry cp)
D. why do any of those 3 have ANY popularity
E. can we mass-execute degenerates please

2018-09-04 17:13:03 UTC

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2018-09-04 17:29:03 UTC

just drew a picture, hope y'all like it 😘

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2018-09-04 17:34:38 UTC

Marine Lepen's party, for those who thought she was controversial and a dissident: https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0f0cad6303d47eca8a5a17a610680b5e388e70a030a0002666fa4398b17c580d.jpg?w=600&h=703

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2018-09-04 19:54:19 UTC

hehehe

2018-09-04 20:58:13 UTC

Eugenes are weird

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every single person I know is a white supremacist

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2018-09-04 21:02:10 UTC

We are

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Whites aren't accepted by any other race so why should whites accept any other race

2018-09-04 21:44:10 UTC

I want Abrahamic superiority

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I guess if you work for China you don't care

2018-09-04 21:44:30 UTC

Ching chong motherfucker

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2018-09-04 21:49:19 UTC

<@475171861181759488> johnny johnny

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you're welcome

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johnny

2018-09-04 22:13:24 UTC

is she native american

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2018-09-04 22:13:31 UTC

hmmm

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totally not white right

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real native American

2018-09-04 22:14:11 UTC

Maybe Cherokee or blackfoot

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more like

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mongoloid

2018-09-04 22:19:54 UTC

I know somebody who's 1% Indian but he's got a tribe card and applied to college as an Indian

2018-09-04 22:21:05 UTC

A tale of 3 acts

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2018-09-04 22:34:51 UTC

lol

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2018-09-04 22:37:15 UTC

no

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Blocked

2018-09-04 22:39:52 UTC

Twitter screenshots aren't memes

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>anime pfp

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>degenerate

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2018-09-04 23:39:24 UTC

One Cuil = One level of abstraction away from the reality of a situation.

Example: You ask me for a Hamburger.

1 Cuil: if you asked me for a hamburger, and I gave you a raccoon.

2 Cuils: If you asked me for a hamburger, but it turns out I don't really exist. Where I was originally standing, a picture of a hamburger rests on the ground.

3 Cuils: You awake as a hamburger. You start screaming only to have special sauce fly from your lips. The world is in sepia.

4 Cuils: Why are we speaking German? A mime cries softly as he cradles a young cow. Your grandfather stares at you as the cow falls apart into patties. You look down only to see me with pickles for eyes, I am singing the song that gives birth to the universe.

5 Cuils: You ask for a hamburger, I give you a hamburger. You raise it to your lips and take a bite. Your eye twitches involuntarily. Across the street a father of three falls down the stairs. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. I give you a hamburger. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. You cannot swallow. There are children at the top of the stairs. A pickle shifts uneasily under the bun. I give you a hamburger. You look at my face, and I am pleading with you. The children are crying now. You raise the hamburger to your lips, tears stream down your face as you take a bite. I give you a hamburger. You are on your knees. You plead with me to go across the street. I hear only children's laughter. I give you a hamburger. You are screaming as you fall down the stairs. I am your child. You cannot see anything. You take a bite of the hamburger. The concrete rushes up to meet you. You awake with a start in your own bed. Your eye twitches involuntarily. I give you a hamburger. As you kill me, I do not make a sound. I give you a hamburger.

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6 Cuils: You ask me for a hamburger. My attempt to reciprocate is cut brutally short as my body experiences a sudden lack of electrons. Across a variety of hidden dimensions you are dismayed. John Lennon hands me an apple, but it slips through my fingers. I am reborn as an ocelot. You disapprove. A crack echoes through the universe in defiance of conventional physics as cosmological background noise shifts from randomness to a perfect A Flat. Children everywhere stop what they are doing and hum along in perfect pitch with the background radiation. Birds fall from the sky as the sun engulfs the earth. You hesitate momentarily before allowing yourself to assume the locus of all knowledge. Entropy crumbles as you peruse the information contained within the universe. A small library in Phoenix ceases to exist. You stumble under the weight of everythingness, Your mouth opens up to cry out, and collapses around your body before blinking you out of the spatial plane. You exist only within the fourth dimension. The fountainhead of all knowledge rolls along the ground and collides with a small dog. My head tastes sideways as spacetime is reestablished, you blink back into the corporeal world disoriented, only for me to hand you a hamburger as my body collapses under the strain of reconstitution. The universe has reasserted itself. A particular small dog is fed steak for the rest of its natural life. You die in a freak accident moments later, and you soul works at the returns desk for the Phoenix library. You disapprove. Your disapproval sends ripples through the inter-dimensional void between life and death. A small child begins to cry as he walks toward the stairway where his father stands.

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7 Cuils: I give you a hamburger. The universe is engulfed within itself. A bus advertising hotdogs drives by a papillon. It disapproves. An unnatural force reverses Earth's gravity. You ask for a hamburger. I reciprocate with a mildly convulsing potato. You disapprove. Your disapproval releases a cosmic shift in the void between birth and life. You ask for a hamburger. A certain small dog feasts on hamburger patties for the rest of its unnatural, eternal endurance. Your constant disapproval sends silence through everything. A contrived beast becomes omnipotent. You ask for a hamburger. I give you a hamburger your body becomes an unsettled blob of nothingness, then divides by three. The papillon barks. The universe realigns itself. You, the papillon, and the hamburger disapprove. This condemnation stops the realignment. Hades freezes over. A pig is launched is launched into the unoccupied existence between space and time with a specific hamburger. You ask for a hamburger. I give you a hamburger. It screams as you lift it to your face. You laugh maniacally as I plead with you. You devour the hamburger as it pleads for mercy. I disapprove and condemn you to an eternity in a certain void where a certain pig and its specific hamburger are located. The Universal Space-time Continuum Committee disapproves of my irrational decision. You are locked away and are fed hamburgers for the rest of your natural existence. A pickle refuses to break down during the process of digestion. You die in a freak accident. A certain pickle lives the rest of its life in a comatose state. Your soul disapproves.

2018-09-04 23:40:15 UTC

Down the street a child cries as a hamburger gets stuck in, and climbs back up, her esophagus. You ask again for a hamburger. I refuse to reciprocate. You demand a lawyer. I remind you harshly that this is the new world order. Lawyers no longer exist. Only papillons. Your name is written on a list of sins. Blasphemy. You ask for a hamburger. The comatose pickle vanquishes your soul from this universe. Realignment occurs. You beg for a hamburger. A certain papillon's name is written on an obelisk in Egypt. Mumble. Peasants worship the obelisk. Your soulless corpse partakes in the festivity. Hamburgers are banned universally. The sun implodes. All planets cease to have ever existed. Mercury. Venus. Earth. Mars. Jupiter. Saturn. Uranus. Neptune. Pluto is the only mass in existence. Conveniently, you are on vacation here. Your need for hamburgers re-establishes space-time. Earth is recreated under your intergalactic rule. Hamburgers are your army. You wake up. Clowns. Clowns everywhere. Your dream rushes to meet you. You are kidnapped. You ask for a hamburger. They hand you a hotdog.

2018-09-05 00:11:42 UTC

It's been more than a year and people are still falling for this

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2018-09-05 00:14:28 UTC

mexican jewish white supremacist

2018-09-05 00:15:07 UTC

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2018-09-05 00:58:30 UTC

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2018-09-05 02:34:28 UTC

joke's on you, i don't have a minecraft account

2018-09-05 02:34:31 UTC

<:TrumpSmile:356316463490924561>

2018-09-05 02:35:54 UTC

It’s only 25 dollars

2018-09-05 02:35:58 UTC

Worth every penny

2018-09-05 02:48:24 UTC

>not getting one when they were $5

2018-09-05 02:48:25 UTC

losers

2018-09-05 02:54:37 UTC

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2018-09-05 03:06:50 UTC

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2018-09-05 05:35:43 UTC

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2018-09-05 06:05:29 UTC

can anyone confirm that message sent

2018-09-05 06:06:42 UTC

holy shit

2018-09-05 06:06:43 UTC

just stop

2018-09-05 06:06:57 UTC

you being an autist yes

2018-09-05 06:08:46 UTC

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

2018-09-05 06:34:38 UTC

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2018-09-05 08:24:04 UTC

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2018-09-05 08:24:11 UTC

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2018-09-05 12:11:34 UTC

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2018-09-05 12:11:56 UTC

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2018-09-05 12:11:59 UTC

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2018-09-05 12:18:15 UTC

>nazi-LIKE

2018-09-05 12:18:20 UTC

how fucking autistic do you have to be

2018-09-05 12:19:07 UTC

It's literally nazi lol

2018-09-05 12:19:11 UTC

Epic fail

2018-09-05 12:21:22 UTC

I mean...

2018-09-05 12:21:27 UTC

for ONCE they are right

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