jesus christ i saw that in lifehacker almost a decadea go

I bought one and love it.

thanks for the rec tho, yeah i probably will

Danboard figure (only Amazon version left) **$3.90**
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2018-japanese-10-Style-anime-New-Lovely-Danboard-PVC-Action-Figure-Danbo-Doll-Mini-8cm-P/32852487472.html

Danboard figure every version available **$5.50**
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2017-20-type-POP-cute-cartoon-mini-Danboard-action-figures-8cm-danboard-PVC-model-figures-LED/32792121340.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Christmas-Hat-Santa-Claus-Hats-Children-Soft-Woolen-Knitting-With-Ball-for-Kids-Adult-Gifts/32832145493.html 4th picture is most accurate. Cute hat, very comfy, ordered more.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Christmas-Santa-Claus-Hats-With-Snow-Green-Caps-For-Adult-And-Kids-XMAS-Decor-Wholesale-New/32753468336.html Cheap feeling, but not so much that it falls apart at the seams, just not very fancy. I ordered more.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1PC-Christmas-Striped-Clown-Hat-Party-Caps-For-Adult-Children-Christmas-Hat-New-Year-Gift-Christmas/32839253352.html Well made, takes a bit to un-crush it from shipping, but stands up well on its own. On the smaller side, but super neat. Bought more.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Christmas-Party-Santa-Hat-Red-And-White-Cap-for-Santa-Claus-Costume-New-natal-navidad-christmas/32821136896.html Suuuper cheap, and looks it, but quality isn't bad. You'll look kinda like Mickey Mouse as a wizard.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Christmas-Hats-Red-Silver-Green-Tree-With-Star-Christmas-Caps-For-Adult-And-Kids-XMAS-Decor/32827588084.html Quality is good, fits my big-ass head. I bought more. Little star up top is pretty much just flat though, so might flop over.

@timsandtoms why did you buy so many

Work at a retail store. Got one for all the employees at the customer service desk two years back, the whole front-end last year, going for the whole store this year.

cute

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/75cm-Black-plush-hat-White-fur-Adult-Christmas-hat-party-High-Quality-Fur-Xmas-Cap/32858540346.html Pretty good quality. Pretty long. Less of a disappointingly tiny pompom at the end.

Worth noting is that MOST of these aren't going to be super fluffy inside, they're more on the scratchy side and have disappointing pompoms. Usually. I can check specific ones for whatever if anyone actually wants info on one, but that seems like a lot of effort unless someone actually wanted to know. Usually these are more of a wear it for a couple of evenings type things.

@timsandtoms https://www.ebay.com/itm/Seasons-Greetings-Bah-Humbug-Santa-Hat-SG13318/332822271361

We have those SOMEWHERE in the store, we just haven't done all the Christmas resets yet.

So those I'll get at work.

what store do you work at

Lowe's

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2017-New-Sequin-Xmas-Hat-Santa-Christmas-Adult-Cap-Christmas-Hat-Xmas-Party-Supplies-Christmas-Decoration/32832895309.html Good but cheap.

Just found a Christmas gift for my dad

qt

qt

no u

what a qt reaction

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/ammoon-Mini-5-Watt-9V-Battery-Powered-Amp-Amplifier-Speaker-for-Acoustic-Electric-Guitar-Ukulele-High/32848519109.html

would this count as an affiliate link ?

wait it doesn't work

nope no affiliate tag nor cookie (it needs https:// )

thank you @foxhunt

these art socks r cool https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Men-Women-3D-Retro-Van-Gogh-Oil-Painting-Art-socks-Funny-Cotton-Patterned-Starry-Night-in/32823993341.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Brass-Bull-Balls-Keychain-Key-Ring/2927094_32819114161.html

keychain balls

perfect chinkmas gift

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/n/32894490448.html

I own a couple of these pens and I've bought them for others. Edgy spike aside, they're comfy as fuck and very durable, they also take standard Parker pen refills

@Matthew could you do us a favour and see how hard it is to break something like a beer bottle with it? The degenerates that have just moved into my complex don't break down their rubbish so the recycling bins are always full. Looking for something to break glass with so our inside bin is more space efficient

Just get 2x4 wood plank

Not space efficient or quiet + my recycling bin is a fairly small target

Break glass with a pen?

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

Yes it has a glass breaking function dear,

@kylemd The breaker tip is plenty hard enough to break glass bottles, but I wouldn't recommend shoving your hand into a bin of glass trying to break it. I personally use the breaker tip more as a scribe to mark measurements and whatnot

i love bolt action pens

@Matthew are those pens reusable in terms of breaking glass? or is it a one time use thing

@sully it's reusable. I suppose if you break 600 windows with it or something eventually the tip won't have as sharp a point on it or something, but they're plenty durable

nice, thanks matt.

what happens if you use it on your skin

nothing

@Kimichiboi it will hurt? It's just a very hard pointy thing. Why are so many people questioning the mechanics of a metal pen with a tungsten spike on it? <:blobthinkingeyes:427568214579609601>

@Matthew hope you've got a deal with the seller because I just bought two of those pens

@Cole affiliate links are for faggots, enjoy the pens.

Kek don't smash beer bottles with that pen, they are probably to break car windows so you can escape, beer bottles are made from tougher glass, if you want to smash them, just use gloves and a hammer

For me, its an unloaded staple gun.

There any good chink wallets?

```FUNDS ARE SAFU```

please stop shitpost friend :(

if you want a good regular wallet

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Top-2017-Vintage-Men-Leather-Brand-Luxury-Wallet-Short-Slim-Male-Purses-Money-Clip-Credit-Card/32819799340.html

@Bolt yeah, the one I'm using is top stuff.

I'll send you the link in a moment.

chinky mech pencils?

high quality pref

as secondaries to my rotring

@Bolt https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Trifold-vertical-wallet/1993270839.html

are there any mechanical pencils that are shorter than normal? like around 3" long

what why

Thats like a SAK wallet what the hell

idk I liek it.

It's legit leather too, from a cow.

>beer bottles having tougher glass than a windshield

<:thinkturt:498925089224654859>

Its harder to break initially but it breaks all at once beer bottles can chip for a while until it breaks.

Automotive glass is very high tensile which is why they break so easy when hit by hard materials

I don't think beer bottles are

Probably just a thickness thing tbh

are there any chinks that make small minimalist cardholders like this

i dont want a rep

Not channel related

cheap chink earbuds are definitely a great gift to make, everyone seems to be impressed by chink earbuds compared to cheap western ones

Cheap western ones are made in... you guess it

Yeah but they are sold for 4 times the price they would cost if they would have a chink name

@moon^ https://www.gearbest.com/men-s-wallets/pp_488796.html

$20 Xiaomi Electric Travel Shaver
https://www.gearbest.com/electric-shavers/pp_1805783.html

actualy yes lets dumb this here too

thank jake for the idea

https://www.amazon.com/stores/page/CB781BC0-4A94-43B7-B666-F5C1E00953C6

Continuing on that notion
https://www.gearbest.com/kits/pp_314592.html

https://www.gearbest.com/kits/pp_1203258.html

Minimalist "Ridge" Wallet **$8.87** for stainless steel variants **$12** for black carbon fiber
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/RFID-Metal-Mini-Slim-Wallet-Detachable-Money-Clip-Brand-Fashion-Business-Credit-Card-ID-Holder-With/32844010122.html
http://sc01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB11kWEdOqAXuNjy1Xdq6yYcVXaG.jpg

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Xiaomi-Mijia-Pen-with-0-5mm-Swiss-Refill-143mm-Rolling-Roller-Ball-Sign-Pen-Mi-Xiomi/32888393269.html

Bought these (1 Pen + 3 Refills)

Only got 3 Refills no pen, 10/10

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1-Pcs-Classic-The-New-York-Times-History-Poster-Titanic-Shipwreck-Old-Newspaper-Retro-Kraft-Paper/32742155392.html

cheap posters make cheap gifts

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/TIE-LER-Antarctica-Satellite-Map-Coffee-Bar-Decorated-Living-Room-Kraft-Paper-Poster-Wall-Sticker-72/32796135602.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/HOT-Harry-Potters-Hogwarts-Acceptance-Letter-Package-Five-Pieces-Suit-Cosplay-Props-For-Adult-And-Children/32855992580.html

also this for harry potter fags

What should I get my dad

a good son