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John speaking the truth

this

my friends are either stoned, drunk, wasted or all of the above

Top left is 1 shot a second, 10 shots. Center target is 5 shots as fast as I can pull the trigger. 20 feet

if you have friends what are you doing here 😠

who said I have friends

you guys are all I have

centre is very vertical

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i guess its nice

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>everywhere I go it smells like weed

Fucking wish I was home already

sigh

tfw old woman sickness

Now we're gonna plink at 50 feet with my 22 rifle

trying to imagine how you look in the shooting range rn

Didn't bring the .308 because lol indoor range

I'm wearing a nice button up shirt and jeans.

are you alone?

I dress up for shooting day.

No, I'm with my manlet friend.

Matthew always looks good

Don't you fucking dare disrespect him

Practicing to shoot up some minorities

in style ofcourse

And schools

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He look MAD handsome

They're giving out free trigger locks today, so now I can lock up my guns nicely.

goddamn @Deleted User thoughts??

Got the school shooter look down

Lacks a black coat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjgDnzzgGog

Oh yeah

this is how I imagine matthew shoots a shotgun

The black leather gloves

Ty

hipfiring recoil slamming his whole body back

no way

That can't happen

matt's too fat for that

Too fat

ayy

👏

This is how you imagine matth?

his body being blown back? not really

he's a big boy 220lb lardass of pure americanium

he's /ourguy/

but hipfiring the shotgun

hell ye

his massive ogre hands don't need to hipfire

I bet he has a big ass jeep to hold all of his americanium in one place while he drives

5m away from target

misses every shot

😂

how expensive is an hour at the shooting range?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2I0n8syOA4

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is that her poohole @Deleted User

Cloaca

Actually

Did @Matthew ever show us his car?

bet he drives a chevy semi truck

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@Hiruzen I'm 285 lbs, actually

He's fat and burger

o lawd

SUV or gtfo

And I drive a Kia Soul. <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

!question how much is 285lbs in kg

fuck

Oh, right

I forgot about your Kia

More like

Killed In Action

!answer 285lbs in kg

!answer how tall is average American

OH NO NO

>162

I'm a big boi.

162 centimeters???

HAHAHHHAHAHAH

42 inch waist, 6 feet tall.

>being self conscious about your appearance

Real brainlet hours

Yeah, I agree

Appearances don't matter when you're holding a gun

🇺🇸

holy shit and I thought me being 32 inch waist at 5'10 was fat

I wish I had your confidence, matt

it would go a long way

Aren't asian girls attracted to chubbier looking guys?

i should get big

I got the fu manchu stache and everything too

kek

Yes, especially if their pockets are fat

only chinks are like that right?

No

you'll find no money from me

I'm poor as fuck

hope I marry big tiddied japanese gf

@Hiruzen it's ok I love you anyways

>chrome CZ

thanks buddy

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@Matthew nice gun

matt, if someone says they use a shotgun for home defense

what do you think of them

Depends on what they have loaded into it

it's the logical choice of weapon tbh

^

Fucker stays down for sure

Inb4 "intruders will run away when they hear you rack it"

buckshot

if you just have a gun for self defense in your home why not have a gun that's excels at close range

BOP

and they're down

either buckshot or those nasty ones that fragment inside you

I defend my home with c4 strapped to a guard dog

hollow point bullets

Sic the dog on the intruder, then **BOOM**

Problem solved

slug if the nigga running

😉

nice model pose faggot

fuck I missed

chrome cz is cool

What if my shot ends up hitting my ultra-expensive collection of antiquities?

What am I gonna do then

kys

pretty easy

u are already holding a gun

You're right

I may aswell do it now

Goodbye, friends

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bye friend

At boomer central for lunch.

*Home of the brave* 🦅

Land of free Because of the Brave 🇺🇸

wew just stood on the scale and gradually gaining weight again <:hahayes:330459104495665153>

You're absorbing calories just from my pictures

gained 4kg

I lost 1kg

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May lose more if I bleed myself out to death

You guys should try it out

4:20

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bros I'm literaly in tears r/n only hapens once a year 🍂 🍃 🍀 🍁

fucking hell

i watched prometheus thinking it would be a fun and giggles sci fi adventures

how wrong was i

i return to you

my people

Welcome back

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/276751462724534273/569320827594604574/ibSYfIO.png

I would legit kill myself if my mom saw some of the kinky shit I used to watch

Continue to watch but not save

No, John. I have fairly vanilla taste now.

But when I was first introduced to the joys of high speed internet AND my own, private computer?

😬

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As long as it wasn't incest porn I'm sure she wouldn't have minded.

🤔

"As long as it's not me, whatever"

@Deleted User John, you made me think of incest and I am intensely uncomfortable now. Thanks, fag.

@vague Looks like Gunnm/Battle Angel Alita, but haven't seen this before. What manga?

Think it's hozoro

Dorohedoro

There we go

I should get back into reading/manga.

huuuh.

I'm so disappointed with my groupings for my pistol shots.

I need to go back out shooting again soon.

I should buy an air pistol to keep myself at least somewhat in practice it's been like half a year since my last visit

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That's actually a really nice idea.

How much does a decent CO2 pistol cost?

https://www.airgundepot.com/beretta-px4-storm-air-pistol.html

>$100ish

Not bad tbh.

My day today was so wholesome. Everyone at the range was nice, there were no safety violations, I had a good lunch, and then I played smash for hours with my friends and won every round

Tomorrow is gonna be awful, I just know it.

https://www.airgundepot.com/asg-cz-75-p-07-duty-semi-automatic-177-caliber-blowback-co2-bb-pistol.html

Look what you've done, John.

People like the p17 single shot for the trigger, cost, hand pump and consistency

dorohedoro is so fucking great

I couldn't follow it, it might have been because I was drinking heavily at the time.

And the art style is confusing

Rapid target reacquisition is something I want to work on, so I'd want a semi-automatic with blowback.

the art style is my favorite part

I like it in single frames but it's just too messy for me.

nothing has that style of the year 2000 grunge

Like I dropped it in a copy room that was never swept so there's black toner everywhere

How much do I have to spend to get something capable of Popping faggoty rabbits like Ted's Holdover

Humanely, about 850 FPS for .177 and like 650 for .22

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It's a 1.5 action, I'm not fighting you about this.

I mean, I understand that air pistols work differently than real pistols, so I'm not trying to argue? It's just funny that it says how authentic it is to the real thing, then the next bullet point demolishes that

Clit-safeties are pig disgusting anyway

The next bullet point is accurate tho, glocks have the striker captive and you pull it the rest of the way. Not quite double action but not single action either.

My friend offered to let me borrow his Ruger LCP subcompact to see if I liked carrying it, but I declined. I don't like not being able to see/decock the hammer

...what?

Why would you need to decock the hammer ever?

Just clear it and call it a day

Because decocking a hammer is faster than
>remove magazine
>rack slide
>pocket loose bullet
>reinsert magazine

literally 100% of the time?

Don't be dense, John.

My Bersa has an integrated Decocker, firing pin block, and trigger disconnect in one safety, so I carry it chambered, hammer down, and safety on

This sounds like you are compensating for a disregard of gun saftey.

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I think carrying a gun chambered, hammer back, and relying on a simple safety, like a 1911 or similar, to be much less safe than having a gun literally incapable of firing in 3 different ways, John

Unless you have a shitty nylon or really thin leather holster it's not a consideration or if it is the trigger is sufficiently heavy enough to deal with people who just put guns without holsters into thier pocket or purse

Yeah, I agree. But when it's a literal gun, better safe than sorry. "It won't because I'm not stupid" doesn't cut it

Safeties get flicked off and then your back to the 'unsafe' condition which isn't a concern. And hammer blocks are standard since like the early 50s

No gun unless it's something like a prerecall sig is going to go off my itself if you drop it

When I say "decocking the hammer", I don't mean doing the "hold the hammer back with your thumb, pull the trigger, and slowly ride that hammer forward". That shit is asking for trouble. Used to do that with my 1911. Never had a mistake doing it, but the potential for mistakes was (eventually) enough to dissuade me from doing it ever again

I'm not arguing 1911s, hence why I said 50s and not 1911

Your concerns about the LCP are dumb

I mean, I have other concerns besides it having a different form of safety than I'm used to.

It's Handlet-sized (Obviously), which makes it harder for an ogre like myself to manipulate it, it has less capacity (obviously), and since it's polymer the recoil would be greater.

The trigger is like 8 pounds and a full inch you aren't accidently pulling that unless, again you don't even have a trigger holster.

Oh, you're a fudd, I forgor

I suppose I am. But I'm slowly coming around. Much of my criticisms stem from poorfaggotry

I'm hoping 2019 will be the year of the AR for me, but I have other priorities

Oh, and an excessively heavy trigger with a long pull is a problem, not a solution. But I think you knew that already 😉

Depending on a switch that can be accidently switched on or off at an inopportune time for saftey is less ideal the retard strengthing a way past a meh trigger.

....what

I can barely understand your contrarianism as is, John, we don't need to add alcohol to the mix.

Heavy triggers are better than manual safeties, which were a product of unreliable hammer and striker blocks and lack of training both of which are lately non issues now

Whoa, whoa, hold up. Lack of training is by no means a non-issue.

By both your and my own admission, range trips are rather sparse.

Lack of training in terms of not knowing you aren't supposed to put your finger in the trigger gaurd when you don't intend to shoot and not pointing guns at things like pets *matt*

Shit, I forgot that sometimes god will materialize a bullet into a gun you've cleared multiple times, just as a divine joke

you've set me straight, John

I'm just happy you remembered, I think that was one of our first conversations.

Remembered? I still do it.

😄

Don't point a shotgun at your cat

Wouldn't you be HAPPY if I blew my cat away, though?