Message from @Kimichiboi
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this is how I imagine matthew shoots a shotgun
The black leather gloves
Ty
hipfiring recoil slamming his whole body back
no way
That can't happen
matt's too fat for that
Too fat
ayy
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This is how you imagine matth?
his body being blown back? not really
he's a big boy 220lb lardass of pure americanium
he's /ourguy/
but hipfiring the shotgun
hell ye
his massive ogre hands don't need to hipfire
I bet he has a big ass jeep to hold all of his americanium in one place while he drives
5m away from target
misses every shot
how expensive is an hour at the shooting range?
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is that her poohole @Deleted User
Cloaca
Actually
bet he drives a chevy semi truck
<:boomer:480046032546168863>
He's fat and burger
o lawd
SUV or gtfo
And I drive a Kia Soul. <:alismirk:230784726615588865>
!question how much is 285lbs in kg
fuck
Oh, right
I forgot about your Kia
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