Message from @Matthew

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2019-04-20 19:21:17 UTC  

but hipfiring the shotgun

2019-04-20 19:21:18 UTC  

hell ye

2019-04-20 19:21:37 UTC  

his massive ogre hands don't need to hipfire

2019-04-20 19:21:59 UTC  

I bet he has a big ass jeep to hold all of his americanium in one place while he drives

2019-04-20 19:22:01 UTC  

5m away from target

2019-04-20 19:22:05 UTC  

misses every shot

2019-04-20 19:22:07 UTC  

😂

2019-04-20 19:23:16 UTC  

how expensive is an hour at the shooting range?

2019-04-20 19:24:07 UTC  

🤢

2019-04-20 19:24:58 UTC  

is that her poohole @Deleted User

2019-04-20 19:25:07 UTC  

Cloaca

2019-04-20 19:25:39 UTC  

Actually

2019-04-20 19:25:47 UTC  

Did @Matthew ever show us his car?

2019-04-20 19:26:10 UTC  

bet he drives a chevy semi truck

2019-04-20 19:26:15 UTC  

<:boomer:480046032546168863>

2019-04-20 19:26:47 UTC  

@Hiruzen I'm 285 lbs, actually

2019-04-20 19:26:48 UTC  

He's fat and burger

2019-04-20 19:26:58 UTC  

o lawd

2019-04-20 19:27:00 UTC  

SUV or gtfo

2019-04-20 19:27:02 UTC  

And I drive a Kia Soul. <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2019-04-20 19:27:18 UTC  

!question how much is 285lbs in kg

2019-04-20 19:27:23 UTC  

fuck

2019-04-20 19:27:25 UTC  

Oh, right

2019-04-20 19:27:36 UTC  

I forgot about your Kia

2019-04-20 19:27:40 UTC  

More like

2019-04-20 19:27:45 UTC  

Killed In Action

2019-04-20 19:27:47 UTC  

!answer 285lbs in kg

2019-04-20 19:27:47 UTC  

!answer how tall is average American

2019-04-20 19:27:49 UTC  

2019-04-20 19:27:51 UTC  

2019-04-20 19:27:56 UTC  

OH NO NO

2019-04-20 19:28:02 UTC  

>162

2019-04-20 19:28:03 UTC  

I'm a big boi.

2019-04-20 19:28:05 UTC  

162 centimeters???

2019-04-20 19:28:07 UTC  

HAHAHHHAHAHAH

2019-04-20 19:28:14 UTC  

42 inch waist, 6 feet tall.

2019-04-20 19:29:39 UTC  

>being self conscious about your appearance

2019-04-20 19:29:44 UTC  

Real brainlet hours

2019-04-20 19:30:16 UTC  

Yeah, I agree

2019-04-20 19:30:29 UTC  

Appearances don't matter when you're holding a gun