I see so you're basically saying you *do* have the bj skills required?

If I did, I would already be a mod in here

Sadly I am outclassed by the whole mod team in dick per suck ratio 😦

Sucks per Dick, you mean

Porco sucks a lot of sucks very quickly, but tribit services each one thoroughly

Wind is a fucking tease and just licks the tip

Smh

Do **NOT** let Hektik near your dick, you'll never see it again

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csg being Chink Shit General is just the cover up, it was all about cock sucking gays

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You know what they say, dont try to pet a hurt cat

I have never heard Anyone say that

My grandma said that as she was patching me up after I cornered a cat that was limping and tried to hug it

https://youtu.be/gfh40Hy8dUs

rare video of hektik

Its a good saying

@Windatica they were off duty cops

They fined the guy filming them after the video went viral

he brings up a good point

what is the point of a bike lane if they're not going to use it

a PROTECTED bike lane

That's probably why they fined him

Couldn't handle the Aussie banter

Totally okay to fine the guy.

As long as they also fined themselves.

Yeah nah

Just had a great time playing Smash with my brother. Haven't played vidya with him in ages

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did you grope him since you won?

He lives in Kentucky and is bigger than me

I got to keep MY cheeks unbusted as my prize

@johnfrum

Tell me how much this disgusts you

Matt

Im ready to get a dog

Because I want to fucking kill myself after watching a single episode of this shit

https://youtu.be/oFo8BEbEdhw

Why on earth would you watch that?

Who put you up to this

Who do you think? Anime nights are cancelled now.

Good job maty

Ah, the imaginary sister.

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This is probably one of your lamer fictions about me.

Anyway, i'm glad your family time wasnt as bad as mine.

You should've abyss'd her.

Even if it was with an imaginary brother in kentucky who you claimed you were going hunting with but never did.

I said I WANTED to go hunting, and a friend of his had land.

Planning an executing hunting trip between 4 people who live in 4 different places is no easy task

Its super easy

Ur mum

Go and who ever cant doesnt

I've never been hunting. I would need my hand held.

Its legal to bait deer in kentucky

Just leave a bucket of corn and get up on a tree

🤔

That doesn't sound very fun.

If I were just after meat, I could see it, but I want the ~~girlfriend~~ Real Hunting Experience.

Your idea of tracking deer in the wilderness is literally a multiple day long trek through the woods with an experienced guide.

You *want* to sit in a tree and kill a deer

I know. But not alone.

I mean, YOU know that doing things *with people* is often 3/4s the fun, right?

@sum Are you caught up on Mob Psycho?

Real <:pepestressed:327933525124841482> hours

I watched an anime with a person, it was terrible

Did you really sperg out and cancel anime night overall, just because you didn't like the first episode of the first show she chose?

Theres no point in watching something we both hate even if its to call it stupid.

Yeah, so...watch something different

When gf and I are looking for something to watch, I download a "sampler" of a bunch of different shows, we make a night of watching one episode of each, and then we know what we want to watch

But taking your ball and going home works too, I guess

You can't enjoy anime sober really

Yes, you can, you just have a chemical dependence.

depends on the show, but anything made in the last 5 years? No thanks man, I need to destroy my life to even think about having fun

Normal people do not think this way.

I am sorry for your faulty brain chemistry

Normal people don't watch Chinese cartoons

Is this a joke? Anime is literally everywhere in pop culture these days.

Just because Young Sheldon isn't watching Bible Black doesn't mean it isn't normie shit.

Dragon Ball Z, Inuyasha, Sailor Moon, Hero Academia, Naruto, Bleach, etc. These are all shows that 99% of american children watched

I weep for American children then

I mean, maybe it's not prevalent in your dirt culture, but we're talking about the only country that matters.

Neither of those was made lately though

These may be okay sober

most modern anime is unbearably boring

Hero Academia is a current show.

literally can't handle watching that shit unless I'm preoccupied with something else and then I can't read the subs

https://www.animenewsnetwork.com/encyclopedia/company.php?id=704

Yeah. Anime is plenty common in US programming.

japanese going for the cultural victory

can't win wwii, just mentally cripple a generation of American teens

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Nice Meme, Japs are O B S E S S E D with american culture

and Americans are O B S E S S E D with euro culture

And euros are O B S E S S E D with sucking dick

where do Australians sit

🤔

In the trashcan, mostly.

Honestly where I belong

Rn

Name a time any country ever has said "We can't do that, Australia will be pissed!"

Meanwhile ALL countries live in fear that America will sperg out and glass the world because tendie production dropped too low

Pay the tribute, Kiss the ring, and we'll make sure nothing happens to you <:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

🤔

That's what we did

Five eyes bois

Yeah, and nothing happened to you

We never said we'd let GOOD things happen, either

Imagine living in a country that has diplomacy as their ONLY option

😂

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>i cant watch anime because its so horridly vapid, you know
>has the most vapid anime made in recent history as a pfp

Gg

God I love murrica posting.

@johnfrum *that's the joke*

also the Maga hat tops it off

Its not a joke, this is spmethimg that is really happening

And we talked about K-On before so you definitly watched it

John, shhhh. Shhhh.

Let the silly man have his avatar.

If there's one thing I cant stand is a man not honest about his feelings

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The irony.

I am honest about my feelings, you just think mine are wrong

What kind of dog are you going to get, John? Large breed? Small? No breed in particular?

I'm not getting a dog but I would get one around 3 feet long from rear paw to nose if I did so medium large?

What color would you prefer?

Doesn't really matter to me, mainly prefer if thier heads dont look like lumps of meat like most pitbull mixes

Shitbulls are garbage for sure.

I'm fine with pitbulls, just not for me. Too hard to know where to headpat

I mean, obviously I don't want them all killed, but yeah, not for me.

I really, really like German Shepherds. They are kawaii.

I don't think I'd ever buy a dog from a breeder, though. The premium for "purebred" dogs isn't worth it.

@johnfrum I'm honest about my feelings

I hate vapid anime while having an avatar from a vapid anime, that's straight irony

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I don't think hypocrisy is the same as irony.

🤔

Better pay up for that pure Shiba inu, matth

People who buy dogs based on trends make me <:angery:518855299277520923>

Dalmations as a breed are inbred and Fucked up now because of overbreeding to keep up with the demand from 101 Dalmatians

Yellow labs got Fucked up from Marley and Me

Corgis and shibas and in the process of getting Fucked

Are shibas a trend though?

I've seen shibas here like 4times my whole life

@Sdeck37

Gf tried to give me a little bit of a choke during our state mandated lovemaking session. But she is handlet, so I had to pretend to not be able to breath

Huuuuh

>being so much of a cuck to make yourself purposely weaker

>turn the tables on her, Get her in a rear naked choke

>blast ropes as her face turns blue

put her in a triangle

or better teach her the traingle

Lmaoo

Dubs are never better than subs

Unless you mean RE2MAKE which originally was in English

So techincally the Jap is dub which means that still dub is shit

@Matthew Still on EP1, I'm planning to finish this ```_HORRI~1 [HorribleSubs] Zombieland Saga - 07 [1080p] _HORRI~2 [HorribleSubs] Zombieland Saga - 08 [1080p] _HORRI~3 [HorribleSubs] Zombieland Saga - 09 [1080p] _HORRI~4 [HorribleSubs] Zombieland Saga - 10 [1080p] _H0781~1 [HorribleSubs] Zombieland Saga - 11 [1080p] _H031B~1 [HorribleSubs] Zombieland Saga - 12 [1080p] ``` before catching up with other animu

oh boy.. i have started hate ruby as much as nodejs bullshit more i play with these "cool kid toys"

if there is "too far" on abusing the" linux mentality " of small dedicated programs for small tasks

its fucking setting up these different plantforms

Meanwhile I'm trying to figure out how the fuck do I upgrade fontawesome pro without having access to the key or anything

love these "fuck this i just reflash this shit with clean image" moments in my life

Tervy confirmed flasher.

worst part there is that windows is so fucking bad with filesystems

that i need to switch OS to fidle with these partitions etc

only positive side they did on win10 is that it supports the filesystems slightly better

even tho still being absurd pile of shit

I got a Logitech G305 last week and it's fucking 10/10 especially considering how cheap it is (£34). This "Lightspeed" wireless tech they're shilling actually isn't bullshit, there's no detectable input lag and it's amazing

one pays for that

ps.never submit your stuff to that system unless you are forced

be sure to license your schoolwork under the GPL <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

cant remember how much access to urkund costs but its quite fucking steep for such shiit´t

>tfw scored 0 on my thesis in our anti theft system

I guess posting code as images helped quite a lot because they didn't had any OCR

@sum

I think mine was around same size

Lol code as images

Probably 40cm-ish

Had to take a break at around 30cm, burped few times and managed to finish it

But god damn did I feel stuffed afterwards

Also the idea about code as images is that you can write hello world finite amount of times so why bump up the plagiarism meter needlessly

>they dont know how to counter anti plagiarism stuff with cyrillic letters

And if you can only do 1 task in one specific way, and someone did a thesis about similair that's also needlessly bumping plagiarism meter

@Julian except I asked the person who helped me with the thesis and he said it's outdated

https://youtu.be/eMV_u2DY8bs

@Krieger The Viking Plague Doctor it's not cheap

I think from memory it's like $4000/year and you get a discount if you offer student work to their db

Turnitin is fucking useless too, literally ended up with a 20% plagiarism score on one essay because it scanned my whole bibliography

Whole essay was perfect and completely authentic but it picked up like 3 quotes and my whole references section even with "Include Bibliography" turned off

Quality piece of software

all of them are just snakeoil products

well not snakeoil

they lessen work of teachers so they dont need to read or validate your work

nor stay up to date on their field that much

Oh of course it's snakeoil but I never used it much

Only a minority of classes actually used it especially since it would spit out major plagiarism scores for literally every assignment in certain fields (eg Modern History)

So I only have experience with using it a couple times

... thankfully

i took hobby to use anti-copy pdf files and other trickery to every file submitted back to school

as in similar to what the asshats did to this pdf (just try and edit or copy that text without OCR)

http://www.traykon.com/pdf/The_Net_Libram_of_Random_Magical_Effects.pdf

but even worse and slightly ocr resistant (transparent words on top of normal stuff etc so their urkund/turnitin etc forces all layers to show > it gets garbled shit)

perfectly readable but impossible to edit/machine use without original/knowing what to do

<:boomer:480046032546168863> 😎

inb4 Gardevoir bodypillows

<:blobsweats:427568683003412505>

<https://youtu.be/om4UiolIcuM>

if only pokemon was worth this hype you guys are having :D

<:tipsfedora:383326576609329162>

it will be trailer and 3 shitty new gen starters

Wow

with another "2 games to get the all"

@Sdeck37 pokemon direct but they use the correct date formatting

nice one

You're not even a mod anymore

Or Pokemon Battle Royale

"Hey guys, I don't like the thing you like, look at me! Also I suck cock lol"

How can you still be so gay?

oww did i hit the bad spot or why so salty

Once ~~gay~~ a discord mod, always ~~gay~~ a discord mod

new pokemon games are

Pokemon 新疆維吾爾自治區 and Pokemon 六四天安門事件

lol

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Yeah the trials system in Sun/Moon was a deal breaker for me

Fucking ruined it

digimon battlegrounds game ?

>survive

UNPLEASANT

Now that I'm not driving, I can articulate Better. Obviously, not liking Pokemon is fine, but it takes a real big faggot to see a bunch of people getting excited and happy about something, and decide to be the guy who tries to throw a wet blanket on the whole thing

aww so i did hit some sore spot after all

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nah shit's fine @Tervy

Leave the Debbie Downer routine to @johnfrum

Pokemon fell off a cliff for me, hopefully it comes back to make getting a Switch worth it

>Whole village laughs at the clown
>Clown thinks he's the smart one

yeah used to like pokemon to somewhere around when they startted to making rehashes of old games, i startted to see the scam going on

@Tervy Is it wrong for me wanting a Sinnoh remake then?

then the newest "Pokemons roam wild to catch" on last game broke it properly

Cause that'll buy me a Switch

Let's Go Pokemon was fucking bullshit.

@Matthew oh it was abhorrent

ultra moon/sun were tolerable even tho the trials bullshit was more annoying that some gyms

Pokemon Go was such horseshit for the series as a whole

Nah I fucking hated the trials system

Such a massive disconnect for me

so indeed the pokemon just aint worth the hype anymore for me and many others

specialy if you factor in how shitty nintendo is for their fanbase (art and stuff)