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2019-02-25 00:50:34 UTC

Made in Abyss manga also makes a point of underaged characters taking a shit, including screen time discretion shots and sound effects. At least five times. <:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

2019-02-25 00:50:54 UTC

The more I hear about MiA

2019-02-25 00:50:58 UTC

The less I feel like watching it

2019-02-25 00:51:01 UTC

<:googlethink1:328536264292827139>

2019-02-25 00:51:09 UTC

Anime is great, and has none of these issues. <:blahaj:508284596127924246>

2019-02-25 00:51:29 UTC

Cue ~~mom~~ Mods walking in at the wrong time and freaking out on you guys

2019-02-25 00:51:43 UTC

I'm just gonna cure myself from this and watch brazilian bodybuilder greenscreened into a video game

2019-02-25 00:51:47 UTC

Who was a mod around here again?

2019-02-25 00:51:57 UTC

Tervy WAS a mod

2019-02-25 00:52:03 UTC

@Tervy ree

2019-02-25 00:52:07 UTC

๐Ÿ˜‚

2019-02-25 00:52:10 UTC

Now Tervy, that WAS a mod <:boomer:480046032546168863>

2019-02-25 00:56:48 UTC

The fuck

2019-02-25 00:57:25 UTC

Are people really buying crack guns?

2019-02-25 00:57:43 UTC

Like guns that look real, use semi real ammo but are made just to do a loud bang

2019-02-25 00:59:15 UTC

Never underestimate cucks

2019-02-25 00:59:34 UTC

Apparently you can even buy guns that shoot rubber balls

2019-02-25 00:59:36 UTC

<:googlethink1:328536264292827139>

2019-02-25 01:00:41 UTC

Just look at this beauty

2019-02-25 01:01:06 UTC

A paintball gun?

2019-02-25 01:01:38 UTC

```Tactical Compact Gun for rubber and pepper balls to defend without permission.```

2019-02-25 01:02:03 UTC

Cant you buy cap and ball guns without a loicencse in poland?

2019-02-25 01:02:29 UTC

Not sure what you can buy without a license

2019-02-25 01:02:46 UTC

Go to a store and walk out if your abve 18/21

2019-02-25 01:03:36 UTC

BB guns, ruber balls, ASG

2019-02-25 01:04:24 UTC

English only <:angeryturt:538725038346731540>

2019-02-25 01:04:40 UTC

You have an option to translate the page

2019-02-25 01:04:53 UTC

Though it's shitty

2019-02-25 01:05:22 UTC

@NiceBear sorry to HEAR that

2019-02-25 01:05:23 UTC

I remember getting hit at point blank from ASG ball as a kid

2019-02-25 01:05:24 UTC

Fun times

2019-02-25 01:05:32 UTC

๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ—

2019-02-25 01:06:06 UTC

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

2019-02-25 01:06:07 UTC

Holy fuck

2019-02-25 01:06:27 UTC

Barrett mod. 98B
.338 Lapua Magnum

2019-02-25 01:06:40 UTC

Only $8000

2019-02-25 01:07:15 UTC

>sort by cheapest
>AK

2019-02-25 01:07:42 UTC

And then fuck ton of M-variants

2019-02-25 01:08:16 UTC

Just browsing

2019-02-25 01:08:38 UTC

One of my life goals is shoot me some .50 cal

2019-02-25 01:09:03 UTC

It's every euro's dream to be American, if only for a day

2019-02-25 01:09:04 UTC

Preferably using the mean sniper rifle

2019-02-25 01:09:07 UTC

M107

2019-02-25 01:09:22 UTC

Or better yet

2019-02-25 01:09:23 UTC

Ahhh, comfy O B S E S S I O N

2019-02-25 01:09:35 UTC

PTRD-41

2019-02-25 01:09:45 UTC

Fucking ruskies

2019-02-25 01:10:06 UTC

Look at this mean motherfucker of a rifle

2019-02-25 01:11:21 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ค ๐Ÿ‘Œ

2019-02-25 01:11:49 UTC

It's probably the best fuck you gun that doesn't require more than 1 person to operate

2019-02-25 01:12:40 UTC

@NiceBear @NiceBear you know nothing about guns

2019-02-25 01:12:45 UTC

That looks nothing like a nagant

2019-02-25 01:13:03 UTC

Mosin Nagant, now that's a rifle I'd like to own one day

2019-02-25 01:13:10 UTC

What

2019-02-25 01:13:19 UTC

They're still (somewhat) cheap and plentiful

2019-02-25 01:13:36 UTC

Yeah but by the time I get firearms license they might not be cheap and plentiful anymore

2019-02-25 01:14:10 UTC

>needing a license for a bolt action military surplus rifle

2019-02-25 01:14:13 UTC

I laff

2019-02-25 01:14:28 UTC

@NiceBear that is an anti-tank gun

2019-02-25 01:14:37 UTC

Or anti-material

2019-02-25 01:15:18 UTC

...artillery?

2019-02-25 01:15:33 UTC

Cannons?

2019-02-25 01:15:43 UTC

Howitzer?

2019-02-25 01:15:48 UTC

Mortar?

2019-02-25 01:16:31 UTC

Stationary guns?

2019-02-25 01:20:16 UTC

You are very stupid @NiceBear

2019-02-25 01:48:15 UTC
2019-02-25 01:48:21 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/549407273340895261/1549220086805.jpg

2019-02-25 01:53:36 UTC

It doesn't matter ehat he meant, what matters is is he apologizes

2019-02-25 01:53:39 UTC

<:angeryturt:538725038346731540>

2019-02-25 02:12:26 UTC

@NiceBear its called a gun

2019-02-25 02:12:39 UTC

Anti materiel rifle

2019-02-25 02:14:11 UTC

@sum just stop using the computer or phone for a bit

2019-02-25 02:14:12 UTC

chill

2019-02-25 02:14:20 UTC

i get it from trackballin too much

2019-02-25 02:23:02 UTC

Any of y'all in the US use Sprint for cell service? Can I just put the SIM in the new phone to switch, or do they/CDMA make it a pain

2019-02-25 02:41:02 UTC

>my phone

2019-02-25 02:41:19 UTC

>implying you're still not white knighting some thot

2019-02-25 02:42:42 UTC

The phone I guess

2019-02-25 02:47:30 UTC

Matt, wpuldnt you want to help people?

2019-02-25 02:57:48 UTC

Yes.

2019-02-25 02:57:53 UTC

But women aren't people.

2019-02-25 02:57:57 UTC

<:tipsfedora:383326576609329162>

2019-02-25 03:03:17 UTC

>implying it isnt a cute little twink

2019-02-25 03:03:47 UTC

She's got a shitty home life, and a controlling mother, trying to help out a bit, get her setup so she can contact people without her mom knowing when she's not at work.

2019-02-25 03:04:15 UTC

>tims is contributing to the delinquency of a minor

2019-02-25 03:04:22 UTC

She's 24.

2019-02-25 03:04:23 UTC

*Sad!*

2019-02-25 03:04:49 UTC

...and she's still under her parent's thumb? Dead weight! *Sad!*

2019-02-25 03:05:09 UTC

Someone else at work has really taken an interest in helping her out, I just got asked to help with the phone side of things.

2019-02-25 03:06:16 UTC

So you're doing it for free. You're not even a white knight, You're the lackey of a White knight.

2019-02-25 03:06:21 UTC

*Sad!*

2019-02-25 03:06:35 UTC

Lackey of a friendly Grandma figure

2019-02-25 03:06:52 UTC

I'm legit just trying to help out someone who could use the help.

2019-02-25 03:07:05 UTC

Gay.

2019-02-25 03:07:32 UTC

Remind me to show you all the scented candles later.

2019-02-25 03:08:19 UTC

Scented candles can lead to breathing problems, the additives arent cleared by any regulatory body.

2019-02-25 03:08:53 UTC

Also thats sweet of you tims, matt is emotionally stunted from a bad childhood, you can ignore him.

2019-02-25 03:10:30 UTC

I'm a very charitable and ~~e~~mpathetic person, John.

2019-02-25 03:11:31 UTC

Sure, matt and I dont feel residual guilt for not quitting my job and driving to pick up nani

2019-02-25 03:12:41 UTC

What a gay way of presenting a half-meant apology. You couldn't handle Nani. She was too powerful for Midgard and had to ascend.

2019-02-25 03:13:03 UTC

God's in her heaven, all is right with the world

2019-02-25 03:14:56 UTC

I really should get a cat, I keep dropping while cooking and forgetting there is no animal to eat it.

2019-02-25 03:15:17 UTC

That's dangerous thinking.

2019-02-25 03:15:29 UTC

You will grow to hate the cat. The dog you'll love immediately.

2019-02-25 03:15:49 UTC

I dont have enough time for a dog right now

2019-02-25 03:16:25 UTC

How many hours do you work?

2019-02-25 03:17:48 UTC

9-10 hours depending how much overtime I take. I could probably care for a dog but it would be really lonely.

2019-02-25 03:18:10 UTC

Better get two, then.

2019-02-25 03:18:15 UTC

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

2019-02-25 03:18:36 UTC

Two lonley dogs doenst make a responsible owner

2019-02-25 03:19:04 UTC

Dogs will sleep for 18 hours a day if you let them, you know. They don't mind it. They just really, really love you when you're home.

2019-02-25 03:19:35 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/549430235150417935/Screenshot_2019-02-24-21-19-28.png

2019-02-25 03:20:30 UTC

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

2019-02-25 03:20:38 UTC

Still no for now

2019-02-25 03:22:02 UTC

Give it some thought, though. Obvs I don't know your situation, but dogs are so nice to have around.

2019-02-25 03:23:01 UTC

They are but I want to move from this house first, it probably still smells like my old dog.

2019-02-25 03:23:32 UTC

<:thvnk:332928260004642827> you think that'd matter?

2019-02-25 03:24:41 UTC

It's not like a new girlfriend catching a whiff of the ex's perfume, John.

2019-02-25 03:24:43 UTC

Not really, I like making excuses that make sense in my head.

2019-02-25 03:25:58 UTC

>new girlfriend smells @timsandtoms

2019-02-25 03:26:10 UTC

You got some explaining to do

2019-02-25 03:29:07 UTC

Speaking of fruity faggotry,

2019-02-25 03:29:23 UTC

@timsandtoms have you tried this variant?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/549432701267083275/20190224_212854.jpg

2019-02-25 03:31:39 UTC

what the fuck

2019-02-25 03:31:45 UTC

we got orange no sugar

2019-02-25 03:31:54 UTC

orange vanilla sounds 10000x better

2019-02-25 03:33:08 UTC

Fruit and vanilla is gross and needs to stop being attempted

2019-02-25 03:33:27 UTC

Nice opinion John, very unexpected

2019-02-25 03:33:54 UTC

@johnfrum Shush

2019-02-25 03:34:00 UTC

I will beat some positivity into you if it kills you.

2019-02-25 03:34:23 UTC

Literally all the flavoured Cokes we got here are mfin nice

2019-02-25 03:34:37 UTC

Pepsi also got a Lime which was surprisingly good

2019-02-25 03:34:55 UTC

like a creamsicle

2019-02-25 03:35:11 UTC

we have freestyle machines tho

2019-02-25 03:35:19 UTC

fucking reeeee

2019-02-25 03:35:23 UTC

u could make vanilla orange easy

2019-02-25 03:35:29 UTC

I loved freestyle when I was in US

2019-02-25 03:35:39 UTC

Don't get them here in AU

2019-02-25 03:35:43 UTC

its based

2019-02-25 03:36:14 UTC

i try not to drink soda but when i can get a lime coke..

2019-02-25 03:36:23 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ฉ ๐Ÿ‘Œ

2019-02-25 03:36:30 UTC

Yeah I've gone off soda a little bit

2019-02-25 03:36:46 UTC

I find myself drinking lots of Tea now

2019-02-25 03:37:03 UTC

Absolutely English

2019-02-25 03:39:08 UTC

@johnfrum I'm beginning to realize that when you express negative opinions, it often means you don't actually have one and are just giving a hot take.

2019-02-25 03:39:19 UTC

It makes a lot more sense that way.

2019-02-25 03:40:41 UTC

It's too easy to get <:you:265281777168416768>s these days

2019-02-25 03:43:04 UTC

@Matthew Once I was left alone with a large bowl of fruit flavored tootsie rolls and ate them until I vomited, vanilla and fruit is gross.

2019-02-25 03:43:42 UTC

You ate them till you puked, so clearly you liked them.

2019-02-25 03:44:17 UTC

Therefore, You're lying. It's not that you don't like vanilla and fruit combos, you don't like the memory associated with it.

2019-02-25 03:44:29 UTC

That'll be $400 dollars, or a $20 copay.

2019-02-25 03:44:54 UTC

I haven't had that combo since so my last memory is the most accurate.

2019-02-25 03:45:47 UTC

But it isn't the flavor you don't like. It's that it reminds you of puking.

2019-02-25 03:46:22 UTC

Theres not a difference, you idiot

2019-02-25 03:46:48 UTC

There is.

2019-02-25 03:47:57 UTC

By your own admission through your actions, you actually quite enjoy the flavor of fruit and vanilla. The thing you're repulsed by is that you had no self-control and had an upset stomach.

2019-02-25 03:48:59 UTC

I dont remember what it tasted like actually, just that I cant even be around whipped cream and fruit without feeling ill

2019-02-25 03:49:24 UTC

That's your uncle's fault

2019-02-25 03:49:31 UTC

๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ‘Œ

2019-02-25 03:50:04 UTC

It was my aunt that left the candy out tho

2019-02-25 03:50:27 UTC

But it was your uncle you fucked you and introduced you to foodplay.

2019-02-25 03:50:47 UTC

This feels like projection again.

2019-02-25 03:51:06 UTC

I've never met my extended family!

2019-02-25 03:52:41 UTC

The worst part was that I wasnt yelled at, she just kind of pounted me towards the bathroom and I was told to clean the vomit from my shirt as best I could. I think that was part of why she remained childless.

2019-02-25 03:53:00 UTC

Why you guys always have to fight?

2019-02-25 03:53:44 UTC

Try being a bit more wholesome to each other

2019-02-25 03:53:46 UTC

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

2019-02-25 03:57:11 UTC

Everything we say is well-meaning. I don't hold back out of respect for Jonathan!

2019-02-25 04:01:11 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/549440699444101125/e4c0189.jpg

2019-02-25 04:12:14 UTC

Obligatory Hot Springs episode. *great*.

2019-02-25 04:24:23 UTC

Saunas are nice to go to

2019-02-25 04:24:30 UTC

Dont be bigoted

2019-02-25 04:24:56 UTC

I mean in Anime, John.

2019-02-25 04:25:09 UTC

If you don't agree with me on this, I just KNOW you're being contrarian.

2019-02-25 04:25:22 UTC

Have you never been to a sauna?

2019-02-25 04:25:39 UTC

Only in gyms.

2019-02-25 04:28:10 UTC

Its nice in gyms but a full service one is better

2019-02-25 04:29:52 UTC

A sauna seems like something that'd be fairly simple to build into a house, but would absolutely tank the value because of how niche having one is

2019-02-25 04:32:44 UTC

You build it in the backyard, retard

2019-02-25 04:32:56 UTC

Be nice.

2019-02-25 04:33:01 UTC

They dont like it, gut it and part it out and turn it into a shed

2019-02-25 04:34:09 UTC

>Dry Sauna

2019-02-25 04:34:11 UTC

WHY

2019-02-25 04:36:12 UTC

``Radio/Music

Many people opt to have speakers or a stereo installed in their sauna. The price of a radio/stereo can range from $100-$1500 depending on the system that you purchase.``

2019-02-25 04:36:16 UTC

Wat

2019-02-25 04:36:44 UTC

Waterproof Bluetooth Speaker and a Ziplock bag. $25. Done.

2019-02-25 04:37:54 UTC

That throws this entire article into question. What ELSE is he grossly overestimating the cost of?

2019-02-25 04:39:05 UTC

Most people who write for things like that are usually completely without originality or diy spirit.

2019-02-25 04:42:00 UTC

Is having DIY spirit a good thing?

2019-02-25 04:42:36 UTC

For a DIY web magazine ?

2019-02-25 04:42:39 UTC

Yes?

2019-02-25 04:42:44 UTC

I mean in general.

2019-02-25 04:43:02 UTC

Basically, I'm about to start sperging about how you guys gave me shit about my tabletop door desk.

2019-02-25 04:43:08 UTC

As long as your skills eclipse your vigor

2019-02-25 04:52:35 UTC

This BBQ Glass is pretty good

2019-02-25 04:52:49 UTC

Sauce.

2019-02-25 05:15:12 UTC

ive always wanted to diy a sauna

2019-02-25 05:22:28 UTC

that dry sauna doesnt sound too appealing

2019-02-25 05:22:39 UTC

being blasted by red light

2019-02-25 05:40:57 UTC

Cheeky, posting your own arrest report

2019-02-25 05:41:27 UTC

:^)

2019-02-25 05:46:14 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/549467135647154196/Screenshot_2019-02-24-23-45-1701.png

2019-02-25 05:46:18 UTC

Made my night

2019-02-25 06:02:23 UTC

lel

2019-02-25 06:16:21 UTC

Discord mod meetup 2019

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/549474718483480580/ohfkr4ijoo6011.jpg

2019-02-25 06:21:10 UTC

Snitches get stitches

2019-02-25 06:25:21 UTC

Hektik IS in that picture, but he's none of the three guys featured

2019-02-25 06:26:14 UTC

He's in the building in the back, looking through the scope of a rifle. This was moments before @Tervy got "demodded"

2019-02-25 06:26:17 UTC

RIP

2019-02-25 06:28:41 UTC

I still don't know how you guys managed to fuck tervy in the butt this hard

2019-02-25 06:29:10 UTC

Is it all deleted or have I still a chance to glimpse at some drama?

2019-02-25 06:31:40 UTC

It is a mystery

2019-02-25 06:56:15 UTC

sigh

2019-02-25 07:44:12 UTC

Literally what

2019-02-25 07:45:48 UTC

Also, unrelated, Armani tissue paper. Wut

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/549497228889161748/IMG_20190224_234505.jpg

2019-02-25 07:46:15 UTC

That's what my latest faggotry came wrapped in, didn't notice until today.

2019-02-25 07:47:30 UTC

"Look at me, i got something from Armani!"

2019-02-25 07:47:36 UTC

You're not only gay

2019-02-25 07:47:40 UTC

You're a thot

2019-02-25 07:48:33 UTC

I didn't get anything from them, it was reused as packaging for that fragrance I pestered Matt with yesterday

2019-02-25 07:49:42 UTC

It was just one of those "Huh. That's a thing, apparently." type things.

2019-02-25 07:52:08 UTC

Fragrance?

2019-02-25 07:53:19 UTC

parfum

2019-02-25 07:53:47 UTC

Yeah I get it

2019-02-25 07:53:54 UTC

Good

2019-02-25 07:53:56 UTC

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

2019-02-25 07:54:21 UTC

Was just being gay and curious about what perfume he was taking about

2019-02-25 07:56:23 UTC

Dunno, something with pink

2019-02-25 08:01:17 UTC

Sigh

2019-02-25 08:01:24 UTC

@timsandtoms what did you buy?

2019-02-25 08:05:36 UTC

@Millwood Atelier Cologne's Vanille Insensee

2019-02-25 08:05:46 UTC

Which is fucking amazing.

2019-02-25 08:06:49 UTC

Never heard of

2019-02-25 08:07:15 UTC

Also recently acquired was their Pacific Lime sample, a sample of Aquolina's Pink Sugar, and bottles of Pink Sugar Luxury Extra and Simply Pink.

2019-02-25 08:07:22 UTC

I like super gay gourmands.

2019-02-25 08:09:01 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/549503069763796993/JPEG_20190225_000820.jpg

2019-02-25 08:12:04 UTC

Woah

2019-02-25 08:12:29 UTC

I have like 4 perfumes, maybe 5

2019-02-25 08:12:49 UTC

And I thought it was too much

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