It's just a bad situation, please send help <:blobconfounded:427568418107949090>

I don't think my father or me play a role in this scenario as you are not aware of my family situation. Do I have a father? Is he alive? Are my parents married? And about me... Can I really prevent it from happening when I'm 2k km away? I believe such "your momma" scenarios are soley between the offender and the offended's mother

>and an offense to you for letting it happen

This week, in Sharia Court!

* an 💥 explosive 💥 situation*

Also let's say my mother really finds a lover in his 20s, why would I prevent it from happening? When I'm her age, I'd love to have a gf in her 20s and if my children prevented it, I'd kill them

imagine being 60 and having a 20 year old partner

then imagine dying from a heart attack caused by orgasm

probably the most pleasant way to leave this world

Imagine fucking a live woman one second, then having your dick in a corpse the next

<:blobsweats:427568683003412505>

imagine being the corpse

God I wish that were me

imagine fucking a woman

Would you have to prove to the police if you came before or after the death occurred?

"I noticed the death, but she was still warm."

the question is more, if she gave consent when she was alive and died of natural causes during the intercourse, is the consent still valid post-mortem?

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So anyway. Y'all got any DisplayPort and/or USB switches you're comfortable recommending?

I want to set up a ghetto dock/KVM situation for my laptop.

DisplayPort and USB, so you want a KVM basically?

👍🏿

Yes, this is what he literally said

Good job stupid pig

I said it 1 second before he asked.

Shhh

No.

I can't suggest you one out of experience, but I can tell you our most sold KVM switches with DisplayPort

<https://www.cdw.com/shop/products/Belkin-Advanced-Secure-DisplayPort-KVM-Switch-with-DCU-KVM-audio-switch/3117825.aspx?pfm=srh>

Sure, that'd be nice.

that's actually the #2 of our most sold KVM switches

the #1 is the "Delock KVM Switch 2"

??? That link works for you? It says I'm not allowed to view it.

no it doesn't work but I've read the URL

ok

Belkin Advanced Secure DisplayPort

I'd probably rather go for the Delock KVM Switch 2

there seems to be an HDMI and a DisplayPort version

https://www.amazon.de/DeLock-87668-Umschalter-Displayport-manuell/dp/B00WZ3RP26/

That the one?

https://www.microspot.ch/de/Computer-Gaming/netzwerk/switches--C574000/delock-kvm-switch-4k--P0001694599?&WT.mc_id=googleshopping&WT.srch=1&gclid=CjwKCAiAwojkBRBbEiwAeRcJZGkA_vyVbsyYURTJ1Ox2tXNhq8mYAlTwP4szxtGBPFmg97TGFltpqxoCa4IQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds

this

Sweet jesus. That's 10x the price.

I don't know if it's worth it

I really just told you what people buy, but to be fair it's mostly companies

Gotcha.

I'll have to look around some more.

I was looking at two separate switches; one for DP and one for USB. Seems to be a much, much cheaper route to go.

does it have to be DisplayPort or can it also be HDMI?

This is a 100% DP household, friend.

double penetration? <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

For combo switches, DP seems to be what makes the price skyrocket

Essentially yes, Julia.

How about DVI?

tfw still using DVI

@porco Yeah, looked like it when I searched specifically for that on Amazon just now.

I don't think I have anything with a DVI port anymore. 🤔

wtf

Wait, no... wrong.

I use 99 % DVI

There's one built in on the mobo.

especially on the desktop because I have 1080p screens

and DVI connectors are more comfy

And what I think is a serial port. <:blobhyperthink:427568506905559040>

they can't fall out unlike DisplayPort

The only 1080p display I have is in my ancient StinkPad.

if you are so rich, then a 220 CHF KVM shouldn't be the problem

I was, at one point. Now I'm a student.

ah right you considered the one I linked was not EUR but CHF right?

Hm, no, it didn't occur to me that it'd be a different currency.

>tfw turning into a euroburger

>microspot.ch
>.ch

anyway it would be about 195 eur

Wowie. Only 8x the price then. <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

https://www.amazon.de/UGREEN-Umschalter-Drucker-Tastatur-Festplatten/dp/B01N6GD9JO/ this li'l nibbler is pleasant looking.

I don't know man

Pressing two buttons instead of one

I thought we liked Ugreen around these parts.

What am I, an animal?

Oh, you mean like that.

I think I can deal with a situation like that.

Or hire someone to press them for me if it should get to be too much to handle.

Also consider the input lag of cheap KVMs

Most are designed to work with servers

Oh. 😦 That didn't occur to me at all.

I used to work on a 7-way VGA/USB KVM attached to a rack with a bunch of servers occasionally and the mouse was lagging behind so hard that it felt like it must be going over some kind of network

Cheap KVMs are OK to do basic work but that's it. You need a good one if you want to use it constantly

So I'd suggest spending more once instead of spending less and be unhappy with the performance

Hmmmm

Dutch is a repulsive language.

real dutchposting hours

dutch are repulsive in general

@porco I'll look around for signs of trouble. 👍🏿

>Funktioniert mit GSync!

Doesn't seem like it would if there was loads of lag, right?

did someone say dutchposting

g e k o l o n i s e e r d

@Goz3rr are these your Dutch waifus?
https://youtu.be/lvDrBWHvfeM

Dutch version of Watamote <:googlethink1:328536264292827139>