Message from @Semi Truck mc Clusterfuck

Discord ID: 553656552284880906


2019-03-08 19:00:29 UTC  

it will arrive tomorrow

2019-03-08 19:00:40 UTC  

got a water cooler now so I can use all ram banks

2019-03-08 19:01:25 UTC  

Literally hamhanded his cooler 😂 👌

2019-03-08 19:01:50 UTC  

are you jelly because your little chubby thumb wouldn't be able to?

2019-03-08 19:02:11 UTC  

This chubby little thumb was enough to make your momma squeal

2019-03-08 19:03:50 UTC  

there's no logic behind "[sexual interaction] @ your momma" sentences. My mother would probably be happy to get the attention of a young man if he was a little less fat than you, but is it really an offense towards her, or is it an offense towards yourself, that you allegedly enjoy pleasing 60+ year old women?

2019-03-08 19:07:16 UTC  

It's an offense to your father for being a cuckold, an offense to me for fucking a slag, an offense to her for having such low standards, and an offense to you for letting it happen

2019-03-08 19:08:07 UTC  

It's just a bad situation, please send help <:blobconfounded:427568418107949090>

2019-03-08 19:08:57 UTC  

I don't think my father or me play a role in this scenario as you are not aware of my family situation. Do I have a father? Is he alive? Are my parents married? And about me... Can I really prevent it from happening when I'm 2k km away? I believe such "your momma" scenarios are soley between the offender and the offended's mother

2019-03-08 19:09:43 UTC  

>and an offense to you for letting it happen

2019-03-08 19:09:48 UTC  

This week, in Sharia Court!

2019-03-08 19:10:32 UTC  

* an 💥 explosive 💥 situation*

2019-03-08 19:10:34 UTC  

Also let's say my mother really finds a lover in his 20s, why would I prevent it from happening? When I'm her age, I'd love to have a gf in her 20s and if my children prevented it, I'd kill them

2019-03-08 19:11:02 UTC  

imagine being 60 and having a 20 year old partner

2019-03-08 19:11:21 UTC  

then imagine dying from a heart attack caused by orgasm

2019-03-08 19:11:32 UTC  

probably the most pleasant way to leave this world

2019-03-08 19:11:45 UTC  

Imagine fucking a live woman one second, then having your dick in a corpse the next

2019-03-08 19:11:52 UTC  

<:blobsweats:427568683003412505>

2019-03-08 19:12:31 UTC  

imagine being the corpse

2019-03-08 19:12:57 UTC  

God I wish that were me

2019-03-08 19:13:28 UTC  

imagine fucking a woman

2019-03-08 19:13:31 UTC  

Would you have to prove to the police if you came before or after the death occurred?

2019-03-08 19:14:05 UTC  

"I noticed the death, but she was still warm."

2019-03-08 19:14:26 UTC  

the question is more, if she gave consent when she was alive and died of natural causes during the intercourse, is the consent still valid post-mortem?

2019-03-08 19:14:34 UTC  

<:blobhyperthink:427568506905559040>

2019-03-08 19:17:46 UTC  

So anyway. Y'all got any DisplayPort and/or USB switches you're comfortable recommending?

2019-03-08 19:18:02 UTC  

I want to set up a ghetto dock/KVM situation for my laptop.

2019-03-08 19:18:08 UTC  

DisplayPort and USB, so you want a KVM basically?

2019-03-08 19:18:12 UTC  

👍🏿

2019-03-08 19:18:18 UTC  

Yes, this is what he literally said

2019-03-08 19:18:25 UTC  

Good job stupid pig

2019-03-08 19:18:26 UTC  

I said it 1 second before he asked.

2019-03-08 19:18:32 UTC  

Shhh

2019-03-08 19:18:34 UTC  

No.

2019-03-08 19:19:25 UTC  

I can't suggest you one out of experience, but I can tell you our most sold KVM switches with DisplayPort

2019-03-08 19:20:01 UTC  

Sure, that'd be nice.

2019-03-08 19:20:45 UTC  

that's actually the #2 of our most sold KVM switches

2019-03-08 19:20:56 UTC  

the #1 is the "Delock KVM Switch 2"

2019-03-08 19:21:06 UTC  

??? That link works for you? It says I'm not allowed to view it.

2019-03-08 19:21:17 UTC  

no it doesn't work but I've read the URL