>a loaf of bread

honestly at this point with our currency being this fucked

I'd say you're right

Of course I'm right. I'm American.

droidbot at least your country values your opinions and does not try to fuck you over*

Now that I thought about it, I haven't seen a place that'd accept the magnetic swipe shit

It's all just contactless

Really?

Everywhere accepts that shit here

Isn't Australia the country that banned VPN

No but we banned encryption for Australian companies which achieves nothing but pulling tax dollars and our whole technology scene away from the country

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not even banned encryption but state issued mandatory backdoor

what effectively fucks up encryption

"cause only good guys use it"

But many companies did not want to provide that so it's either backdoor or no encryption

Therefore kind of banning it

Since the backdoor defeats the whole purpose

This is what happens when you trust your government, goys

Always distrust and try to undermine your government, at all times

Its just common sense

Australian government distrusts and undermines themselves

I mean this law is going to be enforced as well as the law that over $10 in 50c pieces isn't legal tender

or the anti piracy shit they did a while ago

You should overthrow your corrupt government

Some ISPs don't have the blacklist running and others it's just a DNS rule so you just change DNS and everything is good again

Oh wait, you gave up your guns 😏

Guess you better just get used to getting fucked

Don't worry lad we have Clive Palmer

He will use the power of anime and belly fat to make Australia Great Again

https://twitter.com/clivefpalmer/status/1032836782591623173?lang=en

😬

only positive side australia has going on is that they are not in UK levels of retardation yet

close

but not quite there

oi moyte you got a licence to talk that shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxhhqw2W4DU @Millwood

Can't wait to hear only the blueballs version at D rank

I'll listen tomorrow

Goodnight, csg

@Matthew dont act like you wouldn't post cringy anime just to fuck with people if you ever stunble into elected postion

Lile that guy who was elected in Texas and kept shitposting about loving big anime titties

source

>atleast we're not the UK yet

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Just google robert morrow

Looks like fellow kids type of person

Fucking stray cats man

I like cats

They avoid me though

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Better for you

Never forget

Why are you still at home?

And if youre on your phone why the fuck do you have that saved

inb4 google photos folder of johnstuff

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@Tervy

Can you say youre finnish law enforcement and supeona Discord logs?

>inb4 they dont store it

Fuck iff they do

I need to bail out of this car, I was tricked.

There was no candy in the van after all?

A coworker offered to drive me to a diner for lunch and now hes bringing his gf he is arguing non stop with.

>some other faggot is trying to abduct John before I can

Oh hell no

And he keeps looking back occasionally like he wants me to back him up

Mmmm you can smell the awkwardness in the air

That is the fucking worst John

Side with the gf just to spite him

I need to work with him and not his gf

Or just say all the random mouse trap facts you know about

Did you know there exist such a trap that uses the same rubber bands used to castrate goats?

I tried to change the subject and they keep getting back to arguing.

The rubber bands work by tightening so hard the ball dries and falls off

truly the pinnacle of modern tech

Start quietly sobbing

Why the fuck did ge think I would hav an opinion about a loan his gf applied for to start a yoga studio?

>his co-workers gf is a yoga thot

Yoga studio eh? Have you thought about doing something which can actually earn you money?

CHANCE

Fuck this, I bet the diner uses canned corn beef too. I bet he doesnt even know what cornbeef hash is

"Is today a national beef day? I feel like that restaurant isn't the only place where I can find some today"

the shitty witty persona is best

Poor John.

Okay, we're here. Should I try to stick it out or just order and ignore then or uber and pretend I have a problem at home?

if someone says a diner is great and drives like 15 minutes out is is actually good? @Matthew

I rarely eat out

That's why you are tfwnogf

>I rarely eat out

John is my brother? I didn't know

That should be the tagline for all my exes

25 pages out of 30 minimum, still haven't touched the main subject of the thesis

😎

Water flowing well