I don't care enough to think about what I might have dreamed of

When you take a nap and have super vivid and amazing dreams <:blahaj:508284596127924246>

I had a dream last night that I was in my downstairs watching anime at like 4 AM, and someone started pounding on my front door

Grabbed muh shotgun and was pulling aside the curtain, woke up yelling "FUCK OFF"

who was at the door

Clearly it was godzilla

except I was waking up and I was face down in my bed so it sounded more like " FYUG OGGGG"

Gf got scared

Maybe that's why I got tuna dogs

Just ask her, christ.

Do you ever dream about s show that doesn't exist and you get mad

ive heard tell of a girl who had a dream that her bf was mean to her, and then was mad at him all day even though it didnt actually happen

maybe this is what happened matt

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She's sleeping. We had 5/10 sex, she worried that she was too loud, then immediately fell asleep

This bitch can literally fall asleep within 10 minutes

I hate it

Maybe you need to get off the phone, close your eyes and breathe for 10 min

>instasleeper

Truly jealous

i wish i could sleep

@Deleted User maybe you should stop being hungover. Just drink water.

Bitch

>getting hangovers

Haha because of that song

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Good one matt

Time to put him down matt

if i take a sleeping pill i have dreams, every time

I'm glad we shared this cultural experience

I've laid awake for literally 5 hours in pitch blackness with no phone, music or anything

a few weeks go i had a dream taht i was at a store that only sold crt televisions

Sleeping is just hard for me

I've done that Matt. >oh if I fall asleep now I'll get a good nap in so I'm not tired at work

Try to imagine something nice then.

>lay in bed for two hours to only give up and read instead

John cuddling with me while we watch cooking videos on YouTube

☺

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The mattfrum ship continues strong

Maybe some 80 year old grandma dispensing depression era wisdom while she cans blackberry jam

I used to think of nice memories until I fall asleep, until it started getting blended with half dreams and ruining the memory

like what

>mommy is reading you a bed time story, then she shows you her sideways Pussy and screams

his mom is chinese?

Like I imagined my family was there with me walking in a flooded park but it was just me and my dog

My dreams always start with floating in the sky.

One of the comfiest dreams I have is swimming around that Spyro 3 sub area with the shark submarine

My dreams are never fantastical in nature. Feels bad.

The beach was so comfy. Warm ass water.

Means youre normal, matt

Painfully normal

Means my creative side is dead.

If I'm not careful, this might be what I have for dinner tomorrow

i had a dream that i was mr. magoo, i was at the grocery store, and there was nobody there but one other person
i killed that person and wore their skin as a suit

then i tried to cut tomatos with a dull knife

and ended up cutting my finger

then i woke up

You ever hear someone describe a dream, and you just know they made that shit up for <:you:265281777168416768> ?

Very sad

Smh

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the worst part is that is an actual dream i had

i know its retarded, but its real

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I have recurring nightmares about a nuclear bomb going off

I've probably had that dream 20 times

Don't you live in the middle of bum fuck nowhere

So you'd be fine if one did happen

Yeah dude

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Arkansas is safe

matt have you ever watched the movie "threads"?

Is it like Pulp fiction or The Big Lebowski

no

Not interested

its a movie about a nuke going off

its pretty fucked up

>trying to feed Matt's paranoid nightmares

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IS IT Paranoid?

its a good movie

After all, Orange Man Bad.

it takes place in britain too

We can get nuked by ~~North Korea China Iran~~ Russia at any time! The news says so!

anyway, its a good movie

give it a watch if you come across it

Watch these nuts slap against your mums chins, cunt

Man. I honestly can't wait for Trump to get out of office. Face literally zero charges. And view rate of the news to collapse

@Pawp "JOURNALISM FACES DECLINING SALES, TRUMP POLICIES TO BLAME"

ORANGE. MAN. BAD.

>Trump gets free secret setivce for the rest of his life.
>Look at these journalist idiots I told you I was going to win so much I got tired of winning

I can see it in my head now

>NYT shuts down production
>"We would like to blame former president Trump's attacks on the news for this travesty"

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@Matthew kfc here literally stocks a beesechurger

it's on their app's secret menu

along with some other shit like loaded fries and a wrap with chips in it