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2019-04-06 22:27:03 UTC

I'm pretty sure Med is harder than EE

2019-04-06 22:27:19 UTC

could be the other way around for me

2019-04-06 22:27:22 UTC

i'm turbomathlet

2019-04-06 22:27:35 UTC

memed by actual autism

2019-04-06 22:27:49 UTC

I think calc 3 is the upper limit of my current ability

2019-04-06 22:28:02 UTC

(and that's stretching it)

2019-04-06 22:28:06 UTC

that's more than most EEs are able to ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

2019-04-06 22:28:37 UTC

@porco mfw I signed up for free english classes just to talk to the qt

2019-04-06 22:28:43 UTC

wew

2019-04-06 22:28:59 UTC

tfw Hiruzen is in love

2019-04-06 22:29:05 UTC

will this cure your white fever?

2019-04-06 22:29:10 UTC

someone like me, with a near perfect english score, doing something like this

2019-04-06 22:29:19 UTC

<:pepeturt:499291994649133067>

2019-04-06 22:29:28 UTC

huoooh

2019-04-06 22:29:36 UTC

makes me sad, I was already picturing us spending nights outside in Zurich with me trying to wingman you into getting a white gf

2019-04-06 22:29:44 UTC

>will this cure your white fever

2019-04-06 22:29:52 UTC

probably not, anglos aren't wh*te

2019-04-06 22:29:56 UTC

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

2019-04-06 22:30:03 UTC

she's Korean thogh

2019-04-06 22:30:31 UTC

maybe

2019-04-06 22:30:33 UTC

who knows?

2019-04-06 22:30:42 UTC

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

2019-04-06 22:30:46 UTC

I'm glad you joined the team

2019-04-06 22:30:54 UTC

Asian girls are the reason to live

2019-04-06 22:31:42 UTC

if I can get qt introvert coursemate gf all is set

2019-04-06 22:31:55 UTC

multitrack drug dev

2019-04-06 22:32:02 UTC

do you mean the Anglo or the Korean?

2019-04-06 22:32:13 UTC

both girls are my coursemates

2019-04-06 22:32:19 UTC

but in this case, the gook

2019-04-06 22:32:25 UTC

I'm sure the Korean would make you happier on the long run

2019-04-06 22:32:41 UTC

in*

2019-04-06 22:32:44 UTC

:^)

2019-04-06 22:32:45 UTC

imagine having sex with an Australian girl

2019-04-06 22:32:51 UTC

"Oi mate depper"

2019-04-06 22:32:53 UTC

fuck oath

2019-04-06 22:33:06 UTC

"MATE!!! MATE!!!! MATE!!!"

2019-04-06 22:33:15 UTC

"soz I ran outta dick ya fahkin poofta"

2019-04-06 22:33:35 UTC

"FUARK!"

2019-04-06 22:33:38 UTC

<:chink:323022148870602752>

2019-04-06 22:33:50 UTC

Average bust size in Australia is DD

2019-04-06 22:34:03 UTC

So big tiddy Australian waifu

2019-04-06 22:34:14 UTC

i think the qt kimchi gf is a B

2019-04-06 22:34:18 UTC

can't say for sure

2019-04-06 22:34:22 UTC

hoodies block analysis

2019-04-06 22:34:33 UTC

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

2019-04-06 22:34:44 UTC

>he couldn't get a regular girlfriend, he had to get a gook

2019-04-06 22:35:59 UTC

@porco reminder that smellbourne is basically a chink colony by now

2019-04-06 22:36:27 UTC

you step outside your place and 5 different chink dialects fill your ears

2019-04-06 22:36:44 UTC

I can tell hokkien, hakka, mandarin, cantonese and shanghaiese

2019-04-06 22:36:50 UTC

hokkien

2019-04-06 22:36:52 UTC

hot

2019-04-06 22:37:05 UTC

my chink side are hakka speaking

2019-04-06 22:37:24 UTC

hakka is OK but a cute girl speaking hokkien makes me hard

2019-04-06 22:37:47 UTC

hakka is a very rough dialect tbh

2019-04-06 22:37:54 UTC

to difficult for me

2019-04-06 22:38:10 UTC

mainlanders speaking mandarin sounds like people speaking with haybales in their mouth

2019-04-06 22:38:18 UTC

hokkien is qt and soft

2019-04-06 22:39:33 UTC

I forgot the exact term but a common insult against women in Hokkien translates to "woman who leans against the wall"

2019-04-06 22:41:28 UTC

can't watch, gf is sleeping on the couch right next to the computer

2019-04-06 22:41:49 UTC

she's wasted because we went to drink with some of her friends

2019-04-06 22:42:35 UTC

Anyone want to play some Borderlands Presequel?

2019-04-06 22:42:49 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2019-04-06 22:42:51 UTC

is it free and does it work on GNU/Linux?

2019-04-06 22:43:01 UTC

I would Matt but I'm at my father's

2019-04-06 22:43:07 UTC

You picked the one weekend I'm fuckin busy

2019-04-06 22:43:29 UTC

we should have a /csg/ WC3 night once the new WC3 releases

2019-04-06 22:44:04 UTC

so fucking hyped

2019-04-06 22:44:32 UTC

@porco lol shut up faggot

2019-04-06 22:44:54 UTC

hurr durr *insert joke about Americans being fat^

2019-04-06 22:45:20 UTC

Porco, don't drink so much, I'm worried

2019-04-06 22:45:27 UTC

!answer US obesity rate

2019-04-06 22:45:31 UTC

FYI

2019-04-06 22:46:35 UTC

!answer Italy obesity rate

2019-04-06 22:46:41 UTC

Haha

2019-04-06 22:47:17 UTC

God this bit is gay

2019-04-06 22:47:20 UTC

Pasta eating murderers

2019-04-06 22:47:31 UTC

!answer singapore obesity rate

2019-04-06 22:47:34 UTC

I would like one meatball calzone.

2019-04-06 22:47:48 UTC

John we are making meatball subs tomorrow

2019-04-06 22:47:49 UTC

you don't really do that combination

2019-04-06 22:47:56 UTC

A Calzone sounds comfy

2019-04-06 22:48:04 UTC

I'd like an oven to bake my own 'go 'za

2019-04-06 22:48:26 UTC

sigh

2019-04-06 22:48:29 UTC

๐ŸŒ

2019-04-06 22:48:32 UTC

I won't be making it with you but I am glad you want to include me in your life

2019-04-06 22:48:47 UTC

No I meant we as the people I'm with

2019-04-06 22:48:48 UTC

Idiot

2019-04-06 22:48:56 UTC

tfw no boozehound john to make calzones with

2019-04-06 22:49:00 UTC

Fuck off these are really good meatballs

2019-04-06 22:49:07 UTC

<:pepeturt:499291994649133067>

2019-04-06 22:49:19 UTC

Boozehound John lol

2019-04-06 22:50:51 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/564220505897566231/Screenshot_20190407_005037.png

2019-04-06 22:51:44 UTC

I didn't deploy yet

2019-04-06 22:51:45 UTC

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