Message from @porco

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2019-04-06 22:34:03 UTC  

So big tiddy Australian waifu

2019-04-06 22:34:14 UTC  

i think the qt kimchi gf is a B

2019-04-06 22:34:18 UTC  

can't say for sure

2019-04-06 22:34:22 UTC  

hoodies block analysis

2019-04-06 22:34:33 UTC  

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

2019-04-06 22:34:44 UTC  

>he couldn't get a regular girlfriend, he had to get a gook

2019-04-06 22:35:59 UTC  

@porco reminder that smellbourne is basically a chink colony by now

2019-04-06 22:36:27 UTC  

you step outside your place and 5 different chink dialects fill your ears

2019-04-06 22:36:44 UTC  

I can tell hokkien, hakka, mandarin, cantonese and shanghaiese

2019-04-06 22:36:50 UTC  

hokkien

2019-04-06 22:36:52 UTC  

hot

2019-04-06 22:37:05 UTC  

my chink side are hakka speaking

2019-04-06 22:37:24 UTC  

hakka is OK but a cute girl speaking hokkien makes me hard

2019-04-06 22:37:47 UTC  

hakka is a very rough dialect tbh

2019-04-06 22:37:54 UTC  

to difficult for me

2019-04-06 22:38:10 UTC  

mainlanders speaking mandarin sounds like people speaking with haybales in their mouth

2019-04-06 22:38:18 UTC  

hokkien is qt and soft

2019-04-06 22:39:33 UTC  

I forgot the exact term but a common insult against women in Hokkien translates to "woman who leans against the wall"

2019-04-06 22:41:28 UTC  

can't watch, gf is sleeping on the couch right next to the computer

2019-04-06 22:41:49 UTC  

she's wasted because we went to drink with some of her friends

2019-04-06 22:42:35 UTC  

Anyone want to play some Borderlands Presequel?

2019-04-06 22:42:49 UTC  

🤔

2019-04-06 22:42:51 UTC  

is it free and does it work on GNU/Linux?

2019-04-06 22:43:01 UTC  

I would Matt but I'm at my father's

2019-04-06 22:43:07 UTC  

You picked the one weekend I'm fuckin busy

2019-04-06 22:43:29 UTC  

we should have a /csg/ WC3 night once the new WC3 releases

2019-04-06 22:44:04 UTC  

so fucking hyped

2019-04-06 22:44:32 UTC  

@porco lol shut up faggot

2019-04-06 22:44:54 UTC  

hurr durr *insert joke about Americans being fat^

2019-04-06 22:45:20 UTC  

Porco, don't drink so much, I'm worried

2019-04-06 22:45:27 UTC  

!answer US obesity rate

2019-04-06 22:45:29 UTC  

2019-04-06 22:45:31 UTC  

FYI

2019-04-06 22:46:35 UTC  

!answer Italy obesity rate

2019-04-06 22:46:37 UTC  

2019-04-06 22:46:41 UTC  

Haha

2019-04-06 22:47:17 UTC  

God this bit is gay

2019-04-06 22:47:20 UTC  

Pasta eating murderers