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@porco whats yours

I don't really have one but yesterday I had to go through the Jewish district of Zurich with 3 Taiwanese and there was an Orthodox Jew in a minivan that took away our parking spot

so I said 他媽的猶太人

kek

what did the tw ppl say

was your gf with you

yes she was there

absolute unit

Jew was one of the first Mandarin words she taught me

also nectarine

so we have a meme

every time we see a Jew, he's actually a 油桃人

because I always got it mixed up in the beginning

but when I started learning Mandarin it was kinda embarassing, for example I also always got 包子 and 婊子 mixed up

and once I unironically asked for the wrong thing in a Chinese grocery store

that's a huge problem when you start learning a language but you are very interested in learning the entire necessary profanity right away

since I may get gook gf now

nice

should I learn conversational gook

literally a kimchi flatrate

I wish I had endless kimchi

maybe I can cook for her something meme tier

Can you make good kimchi?

too long a curing time

you know you can make turbo-kimchi

plus I don't have the clay pot

yes but it just isn't the same

Just go to gook ristorante

turbo kimchi is better than no kimchi

I don't want to make her gook food

no bibimbap?

tfw no Korean gf to make me bibimbap

maybe I can try making sauerbaten

since I have a bomb cooker now

if you like Kimchi but you have German fever, you could just make Sauerkraut

kartoffelklöbe isn't that hard to make

I could substitute with frikadellen too

the by far easiest German dish to make is probably Currywurst

local market has fresh everything

too bad I can't really store much since cucked fridge

If you want to make an extremely difficult German dish, try makinga Schweinehaxe

maybe tomorrow I will get some weisswurst and serve with boiled potatoes and sauerkraut

it sounds simple but getting it right is extremely complicated

https://kochenausliebe.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/knusprige-schweinshaxe-mit-sauerkraut-kochen-aus-liebe-02.jpg

qt can't eat that much

>qt

does that mean she knows you exist?

of course she does

I don't sperg out with azns, only with wh*tes

that means she's basically almost your gf already?

all I gotta do is ask her out

(confession tier)

so you're going to eat together tomorrow?

fuck no

I can't carry an entire meal to uni

you don't meet up in your free times, just in uni?

>free time

what free time?

you're a student, 99% of your life is free time

what did he mean by this

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occasionally I guess

we have little free time

instead of you cooking for her, how about you cook together?

the girl herself is a turboautist introvert

which is very <:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

then you could make a youtube channel about cooking together

and you call it

"I cook with the gook"

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that said I'm probably even uglier than you irl

I know what you look like though

when you started chasing white-girls online you used the same username as you had here

so I saw your profile

yes I know

I look worse than you

believe me

you're 7/10

I'm somewhere around 3-4

sigh

I asked her about her plans for the weekend and she said studying in her room

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omega ultra wholesome

ask her if you may join <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

good night o/

weekends are the only days I can jack off though

other days I'm just too busy

I wish student life was 99% free like you say

It only gets worse

^

I didn't study much, I only have a B. Sc., you're doing your Master IIRC so it's different

but I don't think I ever had an assignmen that took me more than 30 minutes to solve

it's a BSc+Masters

student life was comfy af

sigh

maybe if I wasn't turbo brainlet and could, say, remember all enzymatic reactions involved in P1/P2 drug metabolism my assignments would be easier

instead I have to look it up

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