Message from @porco

Discord ID: 564215950812119043


2019-04-06 22:29:19 UTC  

<:pepeturt:499291994649133067>

2019-04-06 22:29:28 UTC  

huoooh

2019-04-06 22:29:36 UTC  

makes me sad, I was already picturing us spending nights outside in Zurich with me trying to wingman you into getting a white gf

2019-04-06 22:29:44 UTC  

>will this cure your white fever

2019-04-06 22:29:52 UTC  

probably not, anglos aren't wh*te

2019-04-06 22:29:56 UTC  

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

2019-04-06 22:30:03 UTC  

she's Korean thogh

2019-04-06 22:30:31 UTC  

maybe

2019-04-06 22:30:33 UTC  

who knows?

2019-04-06 22:30:42 UTC  

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

2019-04-06 22:30:46 UTC  

I'm glad you joined the team

2019-04-06 22:30:54 UTC  

Asian girls are the reason to live

2019-04-06 22:31:42 UTC  

if I can get qt introvert coursemate gf all is set

2019-04-06 22:31:55 UTC  

multitrack drug dev

2019-04-06 22:32:02 UTC  

do you mean the Anglo or the Korean?

2019-04-06 22:32:13 UTC  

both girls are my coursemates

2019-04-06 22:32:19 UTC  

but in this case, the gook

2019-04-06 22:32:25 UTC  

I'm sure the Korean would make you happier on the long run

2019-04-06 22:32:41 UTC  

in*

2019-04-06 22:32:44 UTC  

:^)

2019-04-06 22:32:45 UTC  

imagine having sex with an Australian girl

2019-04-06 22:32:51 UTC  

"Oi mate depper"

2019-04-06 22:32:53 UTC  

fuck oath

2019-04-06 22:33:06 UTC  

"MATE!!! MATE!!!! MATE!!!"

2019-04-06 22:33:15 UTC  

"soz I ran outta dick ya fahkin poofta"

2019-04-06 22:33:35 UTC  

"FUARK!"

2019-04-06 22:33:38 UTC  

<:chink:323022148870602752>

2019-04-06 22:33:50 UTC  

Average bust size in Australia is DD

2019-04-06 22:34:03 UTC  

So big tiddy Australian waifu

2019-04-06 22:34:14 UTC  

i think the qt kimchi gf is a B

2019-04-06 22:34:18 UTC  

can't say for sure

2019-04-06 22:34:22 UTC  

hoodies block analysis

2019-04-06 22:34:33 UTC  

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

2019-04-06 22:34:44 UTC  

>he couldn't get a regular girlfriend, he had to get a gook

2019-04-06 22:35:59 UTC  

@porco reminder that smellbourne is basically a chink colony by now

2019-04-06 22:36:27 UTC  

you step outside your place and 5 different chink dialects fill your ears

2019-04-06 22:36:44 UTC  

I can tell hokkien, hakka, mandarin, cantonese and shanghaiese

2019-04-06 22:36:50 UTC  

hokkien

2019-04-06 22:36:52 UTC  

hot

2019-04-06 22:37:05 UTC  

my chink side are hakka speaking