Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 555559048972468225


2019-03-14 01:01:28 UTC  

Pure art

2019-03-14 01:01:41 UTC  

Our very own John-kun made that.

2019-03-14 01:01:47 UTC  

Just needs a second guy fucking from behind

2019-03-14 01:01:58 UTC  

Ha

2019-03-14 01:03:14 UTC  

the corpse or the executioner

2019-03-14 01:03:16 UTC  

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2019-03-14 01:04:31 UTC  

Less typing more writing

2019-03-14 01:05:27 UTC  

Needs a furry cheering on jake

2019-03-14 01:05:53 UTC  

foxes aren't brown, matt

2019-03-14 01:06:02 UTC  

you can't make me write false hiods

2019-03-14 01:07:00 UTC  

Write orange fox then

2019-03-14 01:07:13 UTC  

``The five boxing wizards jump quickly.
Sympathizing would fix Quaker objectives.
Many-wived Jack laughs at probes of sex quiz.
Turgid saxophones blew over Mick's jazzy quaff.
Playing jazz vibe chords quickly excites my wife.
A large fawn jumped quickly over white zinc boxes.
Exquisite farm wench gives body jolt to prize stinker.
Jack amazed a few girls by dropping the antique onyx vase! ``

2019-03-14 01:07:22 UTC  

Choose one you fucking homo

2019-03-14 01:07:39 UTC  

Oh, you'll like this one

2019-03-14 01:07:41 UTC  

``Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs.``

2019-03-14 01:08:56 UTC  

that one doesn't work because it uses the same letters more than once

2019-03-14 01:11:02 UTC  

anyway matt

2019-03-14 01:11:16 UTC  

but a deceptive rosette for your door

2019-03-14 01:12:14 UTC  

Did you find a family for that poor doggo, John?

2019-03-14 01:13:01 UTC  

no, I'm still looking

2019-03-14 01:13:19 UTC  

How long until it's yours by default?

2019-03-14 01:14:21 UTC  

I'd give it another week or so, I was looking for homes without children but I might have to subject a child to seeing something grow old and die.

2019-03-14 01:15:31 UTC  

Do you Aggressively not want this dog, or are you warming to the idea?

2019-03-14 01:16:22 UTC  

I was always receptive but I probably can find it a home by the end of this week.

2019-03-14 01:16:41 UTC  

just take the doggo, John. Give it a name.

2019-03-14 01:17:50 UTC  

nah, puppies need a lot of care I can't give

2019-03-14 01:18:00 UTC  

Less than you'd think.

2019-03-14 01:18:04 UTC  

and there's a good chance they will keep it.

2019-03-14 01:18:50 UTC  

It won't sting, it'll just be a deep ache for what could've been. Take the chance while it can. <:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

2019-03-14 01:19:31 UTC  

I can always find a dog from the pound, I don't care.

2019-03-14 01:20:04 UTC  

If you let this doggo go to some randos who won't love it, I'll take you to poundtown.

2019-03-14 01:21:29 UTC  

your assumption about my ability to provide affection and attention is an odd one, matt

2019-03-14 01:26:00 UTC  

I believe in you. I think your capability for doggos is much, much different for that for humans

2019-03-14 01:44:37 UTC  

Oh, @nicebear's kid got delivered, btw. @johnfrum

2019-03-14 01:44:42 UTC  

Emergency C-section.

2019-03-14 01:54:02 UTC  

@Millwood Wanna see something really zoomer?
<https://youtu.be/DAV7WGransI>

2019-03-14 01:55:40 UTC  

Fucking newpipe broken again

2019-03-14 01:55:59 UTC  

I got through 40 seconds just now, think I've seen enough

2019-03-14 01:57:44 UTC  

That shit was painful to watch

2019-03-14 01:58:29 UTC  

>birth of a member's child is glazed over in favor of a cringecore video

2019-03-14 01:58:35 UTC  

You euros really are scum