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2019-02-24 09:47:12 UTC

no she's like 250 or something

2019-02-24 09:47:24 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/549165442258698250/1503260429156.png

2019-02-24 09:47:31 UTC

an absolute unit

2019-02-24 09:47:36 UTC

t h i c c

2019-02-24 09:47:58 UTC

vegan

2019-02-24 09:48:04 UTC

i mean does that count

2019-02-24 09:48:24 UTC

bleeding heart feminist vegan

2019-02-24 09:49:03 UTC

vegan junk food and anxiety

2019-02-24 09:49:30 UTC

oh it gets worse

2019-02-24 09:49:36 UTC
2019-02-24 09:49:38 UTC

she's a single mom (:

2019-02-24 09:49:55 UTC

i mean frankly i don't care because she never asks me for money

2019-02-24 09:50:32 UTC

it's not a big issue, she just wants some male companionship that won't treat her as badly as her other dumb choices

2019-02-24 09:50:56 UTC

are you kidding, i'm 120 lbs and she's 250 lbs, if anything she'd beat ME to death

2019-02-24 09:51:09 UTC

yea exactly

2019-02-24 09:52:43 UTC

@Frederica Bernkastel trying to find the coochie

2019-02-24 09:52:51 UTC

oh yeah that was hard

2019-02-24 09:54:11 UTC

i mean if you're a dicklet and you're not turned on by your fat girlfriend and her butt is too fat that you can't even get the tip in

2019-02-24 09:54:21 UTC

whatever

2019-02-24 09:54:29 UTC

i feel better from fapping anyway

2019-02-24 09:54:46 UTC

No wonder you people compressor dive

2019-02-24 09:54:55 UTC

i cant even swim

2019-02-24 09:54:56 UTC

Not even good pussy waiting at home

2019-02-24 09:54:57 UTC

lmao

2019-02-24 09:55:50 UTC

Ahhhh. This feels good. I'm better than you in every way. I'm gonna sleep like a baby.

2019-02-24 09:56:04 UTC

that's okay, i'm better than most people

2019-02-24 09:56:15 UTC

someone will always be better than me

2019-02-24 09:56:22 UTC

fact of life

2019-02-24 09:56:33 UTC

@Krieger The Viking Plague Doctor shut up, you don't know how pussy works

2019-02-24 09:56:51 UTC

If you saw one you'd just be confused

2019-02-24 09:57:04 UTC

hahaha

2019-02-24 09:57:04 UTC

:0

2019-02-24 09:57:07 UTC

he's calling you a pussy

2019-02-24 09:57:57 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/549168096804339712/image0-112.jpg

2019-02-24 09:58:31 UTC

accurate

2019-02-24 09:58:44 UTC
2019-02-24 09:58:45 UTC

in this case i'm the ugly loli

2019-02-24 09:58:51 UTC

woops

2019-02-24 09:58:59 UTC

i mean loli raped by ugly men

2019-02-24 09:59:46 UTC

@Frederica Bernkastel being DOMINATED by fat vegan gf

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/549168555850203136/image0-7.png

2019-02-24 10:00:00 UTC

not accurate

2019-02-24 10:00:02 UTC

the guy is big

2019-02-24 10:00:09 UTC

4 u

2019-02-24 10:03:12 UTC

@Frederica Bernkastel and gf (artist's representation)

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/549169417024700426/1.gif

2019-02-24 10:03:36 UTC

not accurate, she's not that cute

2019-02-24 10:03:59 UTC

Off to score some crack, you fag?

2019-02-24 10:04:02 UTC

the fuck you calling nigger

2019-02-24 10:04:24 UTC

No cash, sell ass!

2019-02-24 10:04:39 UTC

im gonna like lie down and read abook

2019-02-24 10:04:48 UTC

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

2019-02-24 10:05:18 UTC

Nice

2019-02-24 10:05:30 UTC

Wait

2019-02-24 10:05:34 UTC

In that order?

2019-02-24 10:05:39 UTC

๐Ÿคข

2019-02-24 10:05:43 UTC

gross

2019-02-24 10:05:53 UTC

eating poop isn't healthy

2019-02-24 10:06:12 UTC

God damn you. You really are filth.

2019-02-24 10:06:42 UTC

<:blobstop:427568773143330829>

2019-02-24 10:07:20 UTC

<:blobstop:427568773143330829> <:blobstop:427568773143330829> <:blobstop:427568773143330829>

2019-02-24 10:07:31 UTC

Get out

2019-02-24 10:07:47 UTC

Preferable

2019-02-24 10:39:20 UTC

I want one

2019-02-24 10:45:34 UTC

>tfw there's 5G already while I'm still stuck trying to find the first G

2019-02-24 10:45:38 UTC

<:blobconfounded:427568418107949090>

2019-02-24 10:47:43 UTC

of course they went with a handsome white guy

2019-02-24 10:52:36 UTC

It bothers me how there's no audio in that vid

2019-02-24 10:53:19 UTC

Except for white noise that is

2019-02-24 10:57:18 UTC

<:googlethink1:328536264292827139>

2019-02-24 10:57:45 UTC

YouTube recommendation algorithm will always be a mystery to me

2019-02-24 11:14:22 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/549187329743388672/Screenshot_20190224-120845.jpg

2019-02-24 11:18:49 UTC

@Krieger The Viking Plague Doctor whatever you put in your ass is entirely up to you but post in <#189811441174446080> instead of here. Also drug talk is prohibited, you've been warned before about this. The next time you mention drugs and your clapping ass cheeks again in <#531212403858472967> you're banned.

2019-02-24 11:20:00 UTC

<:blobstop:427568773143330829>

2019-02-24 11:21:20 UTC

Pretty sure even @Matthew told you to stop but you kept going

2019-02-24 11:21:52 UTC

Drugs are gay and for the weak

2019-02-24 11:23:14 UTC

Just moved from nextcloud to seafile

2019-02-24 11:23:27 UTC

So beautiful and incredibly fast

2019-02-24 11:23:36 UTC

Chinks are making good Software, it worries me

2019-02-24 11:24:11 UTC

Why

2019-02-24 11:25:08 UTC

idk it's fine for me if China is the factory of the world

2019-02-24 11:25:19 UTC

but if they evolve and steal my comfy developer office-job I'm mad

2019-02-24 11:25:34 UTC

boycott China!!!

2019-02-24 11:29:01 UTC

Do something else

2019-02-24 11:30:33 UTC

there are many other things that one could do that makes you earn more, and is less stressful at the same time, compared to software development

2019-02-24 11:30:47 UTC

but the autism of sitting in front of the computer and writing code, idk, it's just the way I want to live

2019-02-24 12:10:28 UTC

@porco "if your job gets outsourced or automated, adjust yourself to the market and educate yourself again!!!!!" - regards the neo-liberal elites rolling thumbs all day

2019-02-24 12:11:20 UTC
2019-02-24 12:19:12 UTC

Just get a DX Racer like everyone else

2019-02-24 12:21:49 UTC

I should have ripped and readapted a seat from the E10 Corolla

2019-02-24 12:22:57 UTC

Goddamn old car seats are comfy

2019-02-24 12:26:28 UTC

Admittedly buying new was probably not the smartest plan when https://www.madisonseating.com/leap-chair-v2-by-steelcase.html exists, but I don't regret it one bit.

2019-02-24 12:27:56 UTC

10 year warranty vs 12 new, and I think the new one had a 60 day return policy instead of 30, but I might be making that up.

2019-02-24 12:30:33 UTC

@porco if its any consolation China will probably lose its edge as people there start demanding higher wages, thier pensioners want to cash in and automation in western countries makes it less exorbitantly expensive to make things domestically.

2019-02-24 12:31:33 UTC

Same thing that happened in Japan except it'll probably be a massive clusterfuck like anything remotely problematic that cant be delayed by central planning anymore is there

2019-02-24 12:41:19 UTC

Nah, if the 80s didnt collapse them nothing will. Maybe things will get as bad as it was then but probably not full collapse.

2019-02-24 12:49:21 UTC

It will look like the balken wars but the size of WW1

2019-02-24 12:58:21 UTC

With what players though,

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