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2019-02-15 02:55:45 UTC

I made this so you feel less alone, frum

2019-02-15 02:55:51 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/545800380882223126/268827f1-2a60-4a1c-a078-0a456815f501.jpg

2019-02-15 02:55:57 UTC

I wish you didnt

2019-02-15 02:56:17 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ฆ

2019-02-15 02:56:45 UTC

John has been calling the suicide hotline all day trying to get a QT girl to talk to him

2019-02-15 02:57:39 UTC

But he keeps getting hairdresser-turned-"I want to be a nurse!" Thots trying to pad their resume with volunteer hours

2019-02-15 03:01:04 UTC

Why do insane women always seem to gravitate towards being hairdressers?

2019-02-15 03:01:16 UTC

So who have you been calling then, your mom?

2019-02-15 03:01:37 UTC

Joke's on you, I'm hasgf

2019-02-15 03:01:53 UTC

Jokes on you, futa are bf

2019-02-15 03:01:57 UTC

Pretty sure the crazies sit in HR, Yoga instructors and life coaches

2019-02-15 03:06:42 UTC

Hairdressers have a lot of power, matt

2019-02-15 03:06:51 UTC

Blades close to everyone

2019-02-15 03:07:08 UTC

The ability to ruin thier day for weeks

2019-02-15 03:07:50 UTC

But also anyone can do it

2019-02-15 03:08:11 UTC

So the barrier to entry is very low

2019-02-15 03:10:26 UTC

That isn't an answer tho

2019-02-15 03:10:38 UTC

Man this Nyquil hits hard

2019-02-15 03:10:56 UTC

G f seems to be horny however

2019-02-15 03:11:23 UTC

I may have made a mistake by making myself tired

2019-02-15 03:11:33 UTC

Good job, matt

2019-02-15 03:12:34 UTC

Bet you feel real smug right now John

2019-02-15 03:13:23 UTC

Not really, I really do wish the best for you and I'm sorry you managed yo drug yourself i to a stupor. Hopefully this will be a lesson in abusing OTC medication.

2019-02-15 03:13:40 UTC

Cheeky.

2019-02-15 03:13:55 UTC

You should watch mob psycho 100

2019-02-15 03:14:07 UTC

I watched an episode and dropped it

2019-02-15 03:14:26 UTC

What didn't you like?

2019-02-15 03:17:48 UTC

Be nice to your waifu before Luigi comes over mowing the lawn

2019-02-15 03:18:10 UTC

Sdeck are you intoxocated?

2019-02-15 03:18:22 UTC

It's called drunk

2019-02-15 03:18:45 UTC

I dunno what you altered your mental state with, friendo

2019-02-15 03:19:40 UTC

Also I didnt like how it followed
>shy guy has mo friends
>has powers
>makes friends
>wacky adventures

2019-02-15 03:19:48 UTC

Its not that I didnt like it

2019-02-15 03:20:04 UTC

My mental state?

2019-02-15 03:20:07 UTC

I just am comoletely ambivalent

2019-02-15 03:20:27 UTC

My mental state is fine

2019-02-15 03:21:05 UTC

Altered, I never said if you think its for the better or not.

2019-02-15 03:22:20 UTC

He does coke so he can work long hours so he can do more coke

2019-02-15 03:22:23 UTC

Go to sleep or be with your loved one in your final days.

2019-02-15 03:29:52 UTC

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

2019-02-15 03:59:35 UTC

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE

2019-02-15 04:03:16 UTC

>he doesnt reguarly clear his cache

2019-02-15 04:11:04 UTC

@johnfrum dear, please actually read entire article

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/545819312313597982/Screenshot_2019-02-14-22-10-43.png

2019-02-15 04:11:59 UTC

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

2019-02-15 04:12:05 UTC

Gg jake

2019-02-15 04:24:13 UTC

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

2019-02-15 04:28:05 UTC

Good job matt

2019-02-15 04:28:17 UTC

Turns out it was all just projecting

2019-02-15 04:28:22 UTC

It all makes sens3

2019-02-15 04:28:37 UTC

Hey fuck you too buddy

2019-02-15 04:28:57 UTC

Poor matt, too drugged to bantz

2019-02-15 04:29:22 UTC

I'm not drinking a bottle like a degenerate tho. I took literally a dose.

2019-02-15 04:29:30 UTC

I measured it out and everything

2019-02-15 04:29:45 UTC

Soon he'll be taken advantage of by srunken frat boys and have his nudes posted all over myspace

2019-02-15 04:29:57 UTC

*Sad!*

2019-02-15 04:31:13 UTC

Poor John, projecting again

2019-02-15 04:31:46 UTC

I' not old enough to have used myspace, matt

2019-02-15 04:33:37 UTC

You're that much younger than me?

2019-02-15 04:34:02 UTC

You were supposed to be 18 and up and I actually paif attention to that.

2019-02-15 04:34:17 UTC

....oh you

2019-02-15 04:34:59 UTC

This isnt a joke tho, all my computer time was on the family computor in the living room or at a library

2019-02-15 05:45:40 UTC

Western society will collapse by 2050

2019-02-15 06:32:45 UTC
2019-02-15 06:32:52 UTC

<:tipsfedora:383326576609329162>

2019-02-15 07:06:32 UTC

Chairman Mao joke

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/545863467362418698/JPEG_20190215_200619.jpg

2019-02-15 07:15:09 UTC

Lmao

2019-02-15 07:55:43 UTC

they lost whatever that sport is and they're going to lose to pewdiepie

2019-02-15 07:55:47 UTC

go subscribe

2019-02-15 07:56:43 UTC

also lol wtf, that bomberman bootleg that was posted in hot deals

2019-02-15 07:57:23 UTC

bomberman with fortnite dances

2019-02-15 08:31:50 UTC

Actually they won 8-4

2019-02-15 10:35:52 UTC

@Millwood I was asking because Roundabout is a britbong song

2019-02-15 10:37:07 UTC

No way, it's jpop

2019-02-15 10:37:15 UTC

In anime = jpop

2019-02-15 10:37:16 UTC

Ok

2019-02-15 10:37:35 UTC

<:turt:443131018950606878>

2019-02-15 10:37:49 UTC

<:turt:443131018950606878>

2019-02-15 13:02:17 UTC

Lecturer today was talking about a rise in anti semitism.

2019-02-15 13:02:31 UTC

"In Sweden, Germany and France"

2019-02-15 13:02:35 UTC

What a coincidence.

2019-02-15 13:10:35 UTC

goddamit 404d on one article about similar stuff

2019-02-15 13:11:48 UTC

some university "researcher" went full retard: "we combined popular opinions from X Y with racism statistics and were suprised that people hate jews that much"

2019-02-15 13:12:06 UTC

forgot to tell that most of their reference material considered "racism" as whole

2019-02-15 13:12:14 UTC

not targeted to certain subgroups

2019-02-15 13:12:34 UTC

what obviously modified greatly the statistics

2019-02-15 13:13:40 UTC

but yeah is it some suprised tho that racism is more and more prevalent as time goes by and transportation is easier

2019-02-15 13:14:14 UTC

i mean ofc there were no racism in finland in 1965 due there was maybe single fucking nigger in the whole fucking country

2019-02-15 13:14:43 UTC

there is still many many towns who have not seen nigger nor immigrants with their own eyes

2019-02-15 13:15:18 UTC

and its suprise that the cultural shock gets them blamed as racists

2019-02-15 13:15:44 UTC

when they try to guide or complain about people not integrating to cultural norms in place where they live

2019-02-15 13:16:40 UTC

i have no problems with nignogs nor goatfuckers as long as they are willing to integrate to local cultural norms

2019-02-15 13:17:44 UTC

(not that they cause all bad if they dont, women have startted taking more self-defense classes .etc etc :D )

2019-02-15 13:18:15 UTC

just last week someone came to me asking about if i could teach her or guide her way to proper teacher

2019-02-15 13:18:29 UTC

happily did it

2019-02-15 13:19:50 UTC

(not that it helps, if you happen to cause any permanent damage to attacker you end up paying for their pain and misery etc)

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