Message from @Matthew

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2019-02-15 02:56:45 UTC  

John has been calling the suicide hotline all day trying to get a QT girl to talk to him

2019-02-15 02:57:39 UTC  

But he keeps getting hairdresser-turned-"I want to be a nurse!" Thots trying to pad their resume with volunteer hours

2019-02-15 03:01:04 UTC  

Why do insane women always seem to gravitate towards being hairdressers?

2019-02-15 03:01:16 UTC  

So who have you been calling then, your mom?

2019-02-15 03:01:37 UTC  

Joke's on you, I'm hasgf

2019-02-15 03:01:53 UTC  

Jokes on you, futa are bf

2019-02-15 03:01:57 UTC  

Pretty sure the crazies sit in HR, Yoga instructors and life coaches

2019-02-15 03:06:42 UTC  

Hairdressers have a lot of power, matt

2019-02-15 03:06:51 UTC  

Blades close to everyone

2019-02-15 03:07:08 UTC  

The ability to ruin thier day for weeks

2019-02-15 03:07:50 UTC  

But also anyone can do it

2019-02-15 03:08:11 UTC  

So the barrier to entry is very low

2019-02-15 03:10:26 UTC  

That isn't an answer tho

2019-02-15 03:10:38 UTC  

Man this Nyquil hits hard

2019-02-15 03:10:56 UTC  

G f seems to be horny however

2019-02-15 03:11:23 UTC  

I may have made a mistake by making myself tired

2019-02-15 03:11:33 UTC  

Good job, matt

2019-02-15 03:12:34 UTC  

Bet you feel real smug right now John

2019-02-15 03:13:23 UTC  

Not really, I really do wish the best for you and I'm sorry you managed yo drug yourself i to a stupor. Hopefully this will be a lesson in abusing OTC medication.

2019-02-15 03:13:40 UTC  

Cheeky.

2019-02-15 03:13:55 UTC  

You should watch mob psycho 100

2019-02-15 03:14:07 UTC  

I watched an episode and dropped it

2019-02-15 03:14:26 UTC  

What didn't you like?

2019-02-15 03:17:48 UTC  

Be nice to your waifu before Luigi comes over mowing the lawn

2019-02-15 03:18:10 UTC  

Sdeck are you intoxocated?

2019-02-15 03:18:22 UTC  

It's called drunk

2019-02-15 03:18:45 UTC  

I dunno what you altered your mental state with, friendo

2019-02-15 03:19:40 UTC  

Also I didnt like how it followed
>shy guy has mo friends
>has powers
>makes friends
>wacky adventures

2019-02-15 03:19:48 UTC  

Its not that I didnt like it

2019-02-15 03:20:04 UTC  

My mental state?

2019-02-15 03:20:07 UTC  

I just am comoletely ambivalent

2019-02-15 03:20:27 UTC  

My mental state is fine

2019-02-15 03:21:05 UTC  

Altered, I never said if you think its for the better or not.

2019-02-15 03:21:58 UTC  
2019-02-15 03:22:20 UTC  

He does coke so he can work long hours so he can do more coke

2019-02-15 03:22:23 UTC  

Go to sleep or be with your loved one in your final days.

2019-02-15 03:29:52 UTC  

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2019-02-15 03:59:35 UTC  

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE

2019-02-15 04:03:16 UTC  

>he doesnt reguarly clear his cache

2019-02-15 04:11:04 UTC  

@johnfrum dear, please actually read entire article

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/545819312313597982/Screenshot_2019-02-14-22-10-43.png