#shit-about-asia (Discord ID: 248100475054850050) in /csg/, page 19


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2017-03-01 15:33:07 UTC

drink yourself in comatose state

2017-03-01 15:33:10 UTC

thats what i always do

2017-03-02 09:45:01 UTC

this girl is supposed to be chink

2017-03-02 09:45:04 UTC

what the fuck

2017-03-02 09:55:33 UTC

plastic surgery

2017-03-02 10:00:31 UTC

Tranny

2017-03-02 11:27:49 UTC

pfff

2017-03-02 17:15:04 UTC

Back in China now after 24 hours of traveling

2017-03-02 17:15:11 UTC

I work tomorrow

2017-03-02 17:15:20 UTC

But luckily I don't teach anything

2017-03-02 17:16:33 UTC

@kaetaa What do you do?

2017-03-02 17:40:59 UTC

he teaches chinks to write product details

2017-03-02 22:41:42 UTC

He failed they still cant

2017-03-03 00:10:40 UTC

@testtest fugg. Seems like somthing I could actually use my marketing degree for.

aren't most western english teachers in the east just illiterate fucks themselves

which explains why he failed

2017-03-03 01:36:59 UTC

@SGZ i teach english

2017-03-03 15:35:37 UTC

Chink tourists in general are the worst
they're handed flyers in Thailand airport telling them not to shit on the street/sidewalks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaPUX1lhjaA

2017-03-03 15:36:43 UTC

Please sir give Chinese people 5 star review

2017-03-03 15:39:20 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/287247581179019275/1486673357878.jpg

2017-03-03 15:39:45 UTC

lmao

2017-03-04 00:25:56 UTC

these videos are hilarious

2017-03-04 08:59:15 UTC

there's nothing like that chinese feeling until you corner a chinese person and have him confess he made a mistake

2017-03-04 11:16:19 UTC

chinese people almost never admit that

2017-03-04 11:16:22 UTC

lose too much face

2017-03-04 11:16:33 UTC

they almost never say they made a mistake

2017-03-04 11:16:46 UTC

my chinese coworkers are the worst about this. i fucking corner them and force them to say it

2017-03-04 11:16:50 UTC

and even then they find ways not to

2017-03-04 13:16:27 UTC

kek

2017-03-04 17:44:50 UTC

Yeah and ask a chink for directions - He'll rather send you to the other side of the city than to admit he does not know where youre heading

2017-03-04 17:45:20 UTC

Even if you ask them "Are you sure you know the directions"

2017-03-04 23:00:47 UTC

A chink simply no givy fuk pls yes frind?

2017-03-04 23:02:01 UTC

Now imagine you're me and in a chink family

2017-03-04 23:02:32 UTC

to hear someone admit being wrong is a miracle

2017-03-04 23:02:51 UTC

Ahh the wonders of friendship and communication coming to play

2017-03-04 23:02:56 UTC

if your parents ever admit to you that they were wrong you were a spoiled brat

2017-03-04 23:02:58 UTC

no matter nationality

2017-03-04 23:03:07 UTC

true enough

2017-03-04 23:03:58 UTC

I hear them complain all the time about other people apparently being wrong though

2017-03-04 23:04:06 UTC

@callmeJHWH Sounds edgy and self destructive.

2017-03-04 23:04:11 UTC

even though you can just listen to them and figure out what actually happened

2017-03-04 23:04:43 UTC

your parents are not and ought not be your friends

2017-03-04 23:04:50 UTC

:^D

2017-03-04 23:05:22 UTC

My dad is like a big version of me mate, how can I not relate

2017-03-04 23:06:04 UTC

he wears fox ear accessoires as well?

2017-03-04 23:06:32 UTC

Luckily not, hes a scientist though

2017-03-04 23:06:33 UTC

so almost.

2017-03-04 23:07:34 UTC

good reply. but relating =! be friends.

2017-03-04 23:07:47 UTC

your mom is not your friend

2017-03-04 23:07:49 UTC

I am just not into modern cuddly "education"

2017-03-04 23:08:07 UTC

Maybe nobody can love you @callmeJHWH

2017-03-04 23:09:04 UTC

that is why there is chink shit in my life

2017-03-04 23:09:07 UTC

fill the void

2017-03-04 23:09:46 UTC

It will only hollow you out more

2017-03-04 23:09:58 UTC

fgt

2017-03-05 18:39:54 UTC

<#248100475054850050> please

2017-03-05 21:56:20 UTC

Chinese tourists are absolutely horrible both inside and out, you take one look at them and they talk like screeching truck drivers, they're always spitting and coughing and sneezing at everyone, they're always touching things that you shouldn't be touching, and god help you if you're in line and a pack of these human cattle come behind you

2017-03-05 21:56:25 UTC

they won't be behind you for long

2017-03-06 00:31:25 UTC

Chinese people in general

2017-03-06 02:57:09 UTC

404, what was it?

2017-03-06 03:32:26 UTC

In before >botnetX

2017-03-06 04:01:12 UTC

...Wow

2017-03-06 08:05:20 UTC

jej

2017-03-09 01:31:30 UTC

This ADVChina channel is really interesting

2017-03-09 02:34:11 UTC

Yeah

2017-03-09 02:34:14 UTC

Really enjoyable

2017-03-09 02:34:43 UTC

Check out their personal channels too, Serpentza and Laowhy86

2017-03-09 08:43:59 UTC

Prefer Winstons old vids tbh, cool guy though

2017-03-09 09:15:13 UTC

Best provence?

2017-03-09 09:15:29 UTC

Objectivley, it's 桷南

2017-03-10 02:21:56 UTC

ζ–°η–† because I want to be stabbed by a sand chink

2017-03-10 02:26:53 UTC

ε°η£οΌŒδΈ­θ―ζ°‘εœ‹

2017-03-10 06:59:28 UTC

Is a sand chink a more backwards version of your household regular chink?

2017-03-11 11:27:35 UTC

@Sminem always wanted to visit there, my chink freind refuses tho

2017-03-11 11:30:45 UTC

what are the chink spiners for

2017-03-11 11:31:07 UTC

for autists

2017-03-11 11:31:19 UTC

does it have any functionality

2017-03-11 11:31:22 UTC

other than spinning?

2017-03-11 11:31:33 UTC

is it for making rope?

2017-03-11 14:08:35 UTC

I got one since I wanted to be part of team autism without buying the cheap shitty cubes which seem to fall apart or break constantly.

2017-03-11 14:08:44 UTC

It's more for stimulation.

2017-03-11 14:45:05 UTC

they're for taming autism

2017-03-11 15:09:03 UTC

autism is for betas, schizophrenia is a real man's disorder

2017-03-11 19:24:27 UTC

fucking betas

2017-03-11 20:14:27 UTC

@SGZ I've never been but I hear they have good ice cream so it's probably a pretty great place

2017-03-12 01:27:49 UTC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3aPOLQA8HM wow, the reason they give for prohibiting filming in stores is pretty good

2017-03-12 01:28:12 UTC

I haven't heard any logical reason for why it's not ok in the west other than "privacy" and "you might collect our prices for our competitors"

2017-03-12 01:46:01 UTC

What other comfy laowai in chinkland channels are there?

2017-03-12 01:46:32 UTC

>having to stop people taking pics of your chink shit store so they don't chink you and copy your chink shit

2017-03-12 01:52:31 UTC

Fun fact but it's often customary for some person to follow you around when shopping in China

2017-03-12 01:52:35 UTC

in regards to department stores

2017-03-12 01:52:56 UTC

it's either to answer customer questions or for loss prevention

2017-03-12 01:53:51 UTC

>tfw no shopping buddy to help you out if you get scammed by chinamen

2017-03-12 02:13:24 UTC

Living in China must be horrible.

2017-03-12 02:13:34 UTC

I think there's some aspects which are nice

2017-03-12 02:13:38 UTC

Big cities = always getting chinked.

2017-03-12 02:13:48 UTC

Small towns = fuck is there to do?

2017-03-12 02:13:54 UTC

Despite all the bad shit, the vast majority of people are

2017-03-12 02:13:57 UTC

strangely optimistic

2017-03-12 02:14:04 UTC

I don't think depression is a thing

2017-03-12 02:14:11 UTC

You live there?

2017-03-12 02:14:34 UTC

am Chinese in the US, visited China a few months ago

2017-03-12 02:14:55 UTC

I can't speak for Beijing or anywhere up north

2017-03-12 02:16:05 UTC

Either way, from the looks of those videos... just rampant counterfeiting? Never knowing what you'll end up eating doesn't seem like something I'd enjoy.

2017-03-12 02:16:48 UTC

Foreign brands are massively restricted, so everyone is used to the local chinese brands

2017-03-12 02:17:06 UTC

There really isn't anything counterfeit unless you go to the shady corners for knockoffs

2017-03-12 02:17:49 UTC

That video though... even the stores were counterfeit. πŸ˜‚

2017-03-12 02:19:28 UTC

i used to work at a grocery store and we had guidelines for ~certain ethnicities~ were you had to be following them

2017-03-12 02:19:38 UTC

Oh?

2017-03-12 02:19:44 UTC

Go on. Sounds juicy.

2017-03-12 02:20:35 UTC

well, they were gypsies and there had been reports of shoplifting done by them across the city so the chain prepared guidelines

2017-03-12 02:22:45 UTC

Aha, but that's just natural.

2017-03-12 02:23:00 UTC

I thought you meant stuff like "sell shitty goods to [unwanted people]".

2017-03-12 02:58:19 UTC

Depression IS a thing. Only country in world where women suicide more than men

2017-03-12 03:26:03 UTC

Damn that's pretty sad

2017-03-12 03:55:58 UTC

since theres so many people, the system to get into college is fucked. kids have zero fun once they enter primary school. you pretty much never see kids out in the streets, even on weekends, unless they are walking to/from school

2017-03-12 03:56:13 UTC

their life is school, training schools, homework, sleep

2017-03-12 03:56:17 UTC

until they go to college

2017-03-12 03:56:27 UTC

then in college its impossible to fail, so they take it easy and go crazy

2017-03-12 03:56:34 UTC

get pregnant, drink like crazy, smoke etc

2017-03-12 04:51:36 UTC

are we talking about china?

2017-03-12 04:51:46 UTC

of course we are thats the channel

2017-03-12 05:01:31 UTC

that's what I thought at first

2017-03-12 05:01:44 UTC

but China isn't nearly as high stressed as I believed

2017-03-12 05:01:53 UTC

only urban cities have that kind of atmosphere

2017-03-12 05:23:29 UTC

so wait.. price comparison is bad on their small minds

2017-03-12 05:23:40 UTC

(nevermind i had scrollback)

2017-03-12 06:03:40 UTC

yeah the adults are laid back and lazy as fuck

2017-03-12 08:02:07 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/290394010558922763/-1d91dcba192c59de.jpg

2017-03-12 08:02:25 UTC

How the fuck he is still alive after this

2017-03-12 08:04:02 UTC

actual brain was not damaged

2017-03-12 08:07:14 UTC

Ah right

2017-03-12 10:40:37 UTC

There's a story about a construction worker who took a 3 inch nail to the forehead and walked himself into the hospital.

2017-03-12 10:41:08 UTC

Managed to lodge itself in the exact same safe path brain surgeons take, 1/8" in any direction and he would have died.

2017-03-12 16:20:56 UTC

there was a railroad worker who had a metal pipe blow a hole through his head and he was just fine

2017-03-12 17:26:50 UTC

>"no longer gage"
>he was just fine
really fires your neurons

2017-03-13 01:22:09 UTC

Here's the example of shit I go through:

2017-03-13 01:22:14 UTC

(I'm Chinese)

2017-03-13 01:22:41 UTC

Dad goes fucking ballistic at me for my neglect of maintenance of my vehicle

2017-03-13 01:23:03 UTC

screaming at my face how I'm a piece of shit, worthless garbage who does nothing except eat

2017-03-13 01:23:32 UTC

(He's a full time mechanic still is, and does maintenance for the family fleet)

2017-03-13 01:23:49 UTC

Then like 2 hours later

2017-03-13 01:24:11 UTC

I hear how he's cucked into driving half an hour to Chinatown to pick up dumplings for his younger sisters (my aunts)

2017-03-13 01:24:14 UTC

They live in Chinatown, speak Chinese, all have vehicles (which my dad pays for), and have restaurants lining left and right of them

2017-03-13 01:24:28 UTC

Raises no objection

2017-03-13 01:28:11 UTC

Worst part of it all, is that when I was a kid, I was absolutely screamed at for being near a vehicle with a hood up, so I never allowed to learn the trade

2017-03-13 01:33:00 UTC

That's normal, it seems.

2017-03-13 03:09:52 UTC

why dont you kick his ass and tell him whos the man now

2017-03-13 03:14:10 UTC

Because that's against asian culture

2017-03-13 03:46:56 UTC

Hey friends

2017-03-13 03:47:26 UTC

In a couple weeks, I'm gonna have to go through an overnight 14 hour layover in Beijing with three friends

2017-03-13 03:47:28 UTC

What do

2017-03-13 03:52:45 UTC

go shopping

2017-03-13 03:52:49 UTC

actually nvm

2017-03-13 03:52:52 UTC

beijing is shit

2017-03-13 03:52:54 UTC

go to shenzen

2017-03-13 03:53:04 UTC

don't get ripped off

2017-03-13 03:53:17 UTC

i don't think they will let you exit the airport without a visa

2017-03-13 04:34:32 UTC

you can sit in traffic for 14 hours in beijing

2017-03-13 05:08:15 UTC

The dillio is I can't leave Beijing without a visa

2017-03-13 10:08:59 UTC

is it overnight? if yes, visit one of the huge night markets. good tourism/10

2017-03-13 10:09:36 UTC

I ate snake, Scorpion and assorted bugs

2017-03-13 10:09:49 UTC

dont fall for the Beijing Duck meme

2017-03-13 10:31:03 UTC

@swigs I'm chink too but damn. They used to be like this tbh, but became more laid back when they realised they're not gonna save me from my internet addiction

2017-03-13 10:31:41 UTC

It took several years of me being like this (not my choice either, just fate)

2017-03-13 11:10:48 UTC

@swigs he's projecting his own failures at life onto you

2017-03-13 15:33:09 UTC

@JHWH thanks friend

2017-03-13 15:46:16 UTC

I only understood ching chong hing ding

2017-03-14 04:19:44 UTC

any of you play vidya on pc?

2017-03-14 04:25:30 UTC

I would say most of us who play vidya do.

2017-03-14 04:26:17 UTC

What's up, @kaetaa?

2017-03-14 04:43:26 UTC

now i live in china all my friends back home having hard time to play games online. looking for some people to play with

2017-03-14 04:47:19 UTC

Ah, what do you play?

2017-03-14 05:10:38 UTC

It depends on what you're trying to play together, and how bad your friends are. Like I played Paladins with a friend in the Phillipines without much issue. But I also play toxikk on eu servers with 150-200 ping. Paladins is more lag friendly, where toxikk uses old-school raw net code that requires compensation for lag.

2017-03-14 05:14:30 UTC

It was funny because my Polish friend I was playing toxikk with was talking shit about me mentioning having to compensate for lag, and it being hard when my ping isn't stable. So I had him play with my on a us server, and he found new respect for what I had been dealing with and how well I was doing.

2017-03-14 05:17:55 UTC

wew

2017-03-14 05:18:24 UTC

reminds me of when I used to play rainbow six siege with a guy from dubai

2017-03-14 05:22:39 UTC

Yeah, I learned how to do lag compensation playing GOW because user hosted matches with people that had shit connections.

2017-03-14 05:23:21 UTC

we were usually a group of norwegians, a brit, an american and an arab

2017-03-14 05:23:34 UTC

sometimes a spaniard or two

2017-03-14 05:26:06 UTC

I played rocket league on a middle east server once. EVeryone had 200+ ping. Was pretty fhilarious actually.

2017-03-14 05:30:06 UTC

ayy

2017-03-14 08:04:00 UTC

i can play overwatch on other servers with just a little lag. depends on the game

2017-03-14 08:04:10 UTC

add me on steam, i have loads of games

2017-03-14 08:06:57 UTC

when i play rocketleague with us people i get 200+ ping, its fucking impossible but kind of funny

2017-03-14 12:29:11 UTC

πŸ‘Œ

2017-03-14 12:47:56 UTC

BIG

2017-03-14 12:48:12 UTC

CHINKED

2017-03-14 13:07:01 UTC

you mean RICED

2017-03-14 13:19:38 UTC

this cant be real. chinks would almost never marry a nigger

2017-03-14 13:20:09 UTC

oh ok i jsut read it. they are sham marriages

2017-03-14 13:20:13 UTC

that does sound like the chinese

2017-03-14 13:21:54 UTC

jej

2017-03-14 13:32:45 UTC

"so you are chinese?" "no I ugandan, rive in uganda"

2017-03-14 14:04:54 UTC

Uganda supa movie

2017-03-14 14:06:04 UTC

RAMON FILM PRODUCTIONS

2017-03-14 14:06:35 UTC

Who killed captain alex!?

2017-03-14 14:07:27 UTC

[muffled panflute rendition of kiss from a rose plays in the background]

2017-03-14 17:29:39 UTC

@kaetaa I'll send you an invitation when I get home tonight. Or you can send me one and I'll accept it when I get on. My steam is linked to my discord.

2017-03-15 00:16:02 UTC

the chinese diaspora is not even a decades-old thing; it's a centuries-old tradition...

2017-03-15 00:16:30 UTC

not even surprised re: that uganda thing.

2017-03-15 03:47:08 UTC

@Valkrys you don't have many games I own , and I own all of them haha

2017-03-15 04:09:13 UTC

>No dirt

2017-03-15 04:09:30 UTC

Should be ashamed

2017-03-15 04:10:10 UTC

I also have some stuff DRM free or on other platforms. Just never linked them to steam.

2017-03-15 04:10:37 UTC

Arcana heart 3, ayy. I'd buy that if i had people to play with.

2017-03-15 04:12:27 UTC

Haha I like fighting games.

2017-03-15 04:12:34 UTC

Should get on fightcade

2017-03-15 04:12:40 UTC

Jojo is one of the best games ever made

2017-03-15 04:21:37 UTC

I don't have dirt but I have the crew. I got a few things on Ubisoft and EA platforms on top of steam .

2017-03-15 04:21:58 UTC

Mostly splinter cell

2017-03-15 05:19:03 UTC

@kaetaa Currently Im playing Wargame Red Dragon, Rust and Red Faction Guerilla

2017-03-15 05:19:33 UTC

Red Faction Guerilla is a long time favourite of mine. Its .. just .. too .. beautiful for words

2017-03-15 05:20:00 UTC

(esp the multiplayer)

2017-03-15 05:31:20 UTC

>Red Faction Guerilla
great game

2017-03-15 13:07:23 UTC

@Furfag man i havent played rust in years. i heard they changed it big time - no more zombies or radiation stuff. the zombies im glad are gone, but radiation was kind of cool

2017-03-15 13:07:42 UTC

add me on steam furfag: kaetaa

2017-03-16 03:06:26 UTC

Radiation is still a big part

2017-03-16 03:06:33 UTC

Tomorrow is wipe

2017-03-16 03:06:36 UTC

Makes me a little sad

2017-03-16 03:08:30 UTC

We ran after nakeds with guitar, bow and boneknifes. Asked them to stop so we could collect their bones, spammed wonky guitar sounds and generally cleared the filth off the streets

2017-03-16 03:08:50 UTC

Then burrow all their gear in a secluded place noone will ever find

2017-03-16 03:10:06 UTC

--Ahh.. i can still hear us playing.. spamming rather wonky guitar outside big bases, insulting them, throwing rocks over the walls just so they come after you - but they never catch up and you return a minute later just to repeat

2017-03-16 03:10:28 UTC

Or the speartraps

2017-03-16 03:10:32 UTC

Man these were everywhere

2017-03-16 03:10:50 UTC

The sounds of delight at night when blind nakeds walk into them

2017-03-16 03:11:00 UTC

im getting hungry just thinking about it

2017-03-16 15:12:14 UTC

they literally dont biuld their own mosques there

2017-03-16 15:12:22 UTC

too busy praying 8h/day

2017-03-16 15:12:35 UTC

and readin the qouran for the rest of the day

2017-03-16 21:23:18 UTC

where do they even get their money, when praying that much?

2017-03-17 01:36:08 UTC

oil, iirc

2017-03-17 01:36:15 UTC

just like any other muslim country in the area

2017-03-17 05:03:05 UTC

as annoying as mainlanders might be, if you take out all their positives, you end up with mudslims

2017-03-17 10:29:08 UTC

"mainlanders"?

2017-03-17 12:19:39 UTC

people from mainland china

2017-03-17 12:19:53 UTC

so exclusing taiwan singapore hongkoing macau (tibet even) etc

2017-03-17 12:47:53 UTC

stupid fucking chink internet. i can get 3mb/s on steam because theres a server in my city - but after about a minute it tanks to like 3kb/s, or even just sits at 0

2017-03-17 12:48:01 UTC

i reboot steam, fast for a minute, then gone

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