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drink yourself in comatose state
thats what i always do
this girl is supposed to be chink
what the fuck
Back in China now after 24 hours of traveling
I work tomorrow
But luckily I don't teach anything
he teaches chinks to write product details
He failed they still cant
@testtest fugg. Seems like somthing I could actually use my marketing degree for.
aren't most western english teachers in the east just illiterate fucks themselves
which explains why he failed
Chink tourists in general are the worst
they're handed flyers in Thailand airport telling them not to shit on the street/sidewalks
Please sir give Chinese people 5 star review
these videos are hilarious
there's nothing like that chinese feeling until you corner a chinese person and have him confess he made a mistake
chinese people almost never admit that
lose too much face
they almost never say they made a mistake
my chinese coworkers are the worst about this. i fucking corner them and force them to say it
and even then they find ways not to
Yeah and ask a chink for directions - He'll rather send you to the other side of the city than to admit he does not know where youre heading
Even if you ask them "Are you sure you know the directions"
A chink simply no givy fuk pls yes frind?
Now imagine you're me and in a chink family
to hear someone admit being wrong is a miracle
Ahh the wonders of friendship and communication coming to play
if your parents ever admit to you that they were wrong you were a spoiled brat
no matter nationality
I hear them complain all the time about other people apparently being wrong though
even though you can just listen to them and figure out what actually happened
your parents are not and ought not be your friends
My dad is like a big version of me mate, how can I not relate
he wears fox ear accessoires as well?
Luckily not, hes a scientist though
good reply. but relating =! be friends.
your mom is not your friend
I am just not into modern cuddly "education"
that is why there is chink shit in my life
fill the void
It will only hollow you out more
Chinese tourists are absolutely horrible both inside and out, you take one look at them and they talk like screeching truck drivers, they're always spitting and coughing and sneezing at everyone, they're always touching things that you shouldn't be touching, and god help you if you're in line and a pack of these human cattle come behind you
they won't be behind you for long
Chinese people in general
404, what was it?
In before >botnetX
This ADVChina channel is really interesting
Check out their personal channels too, Serpentza and Laowhy86
Prefer Winstons old vids tbh, cool guy though
Objectivley, it's 海南
新疆 because I want to be stabbed by a sand chink
Is a sand chink a more backwards version of your household regular chink?
what are the chink spiners for
does it have any functionality
other than spinning?
is it for making rope?
I got one since I wanted to be part of team autism without buying the cheap shitty cubes which seem to fall apart or break constantly.
It's more for stimulation.
they're for taming autism
autism is for betas, schizophrenia is a real man's disorder
@SGZ I've never been but I hear they have good ice cream so it's probably a pretty great place
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3aPOLQA8HM wow, the reason they give for prohibiting filming in stores is pretty good
I haven't heard any logical reason for why it's not ok in the west other than "privacy" and "you might collect our prices for our competitors"
What other comfy laowai in chinkland channels are there?
>having to stop people taking pics of your chink shit store so they don't chink you and copy your chink shit
Fun fact but it's often customary for some person to follow you around when shopping in China
in regards to department stores
it's either to answer customer questions or for loss prevention
>tfw no shopping buddy to help you out if you get scammed by chinamen
Living in China must be horrible.
I think there's some aspects which are nice
Big cities = always getting chinked.
Small towns = fuck is there to do?
Despite all the bad shit, the vast majority of people are
I don't think depression is a thing
You live there?
am Chinese in the US, visited China a few months ago
I can't speak for Beijing or anywhere up north
Either way, from the looks of those videos... just rampant counterfeiting? Never knowing what you'll end up eating doesn't seem like something I'd enjoy.
Foreign brands are massively restricted, so everyone is used to the local chinese brands
There really isn't anything counterfeit unless you go to the shady corners for knockoffs
That video though... even the stores were counterfeit. 😂
i used to work at a grocery store and we had guidelines for ~certain ethnicities~ were you had to be following them
Go on. Sounds juicy.
well, they were gypsies and there had been reports of shoplifting done by them across the city so the chain prepared guidelines
Aha, but that's just natural.
I thought you meant stuff like "sell shitty goods to [unwanted people]".
Depression IS a thing. Only country in world where women suicide more than men
Damn that's pretty sad
since theres so many people, the system to get into college is fucked. kids have zero fun once they enter primary school. you pretty much never see kids out in the streets, even on weekends, unless they are walking to/from school
their life is school, training schools, homework, sleep
until they go to college
then in college its impossible to fail, so they take it easy and go crazy
get pregnant, drink like crazy, smoke etc
are we talking about china?
of course we are thats the channel
that's what I thought at first
but China isn't nearly as high stressed as I believed
only urban cities have that kind of atmosphere
so wait.. price comparison is bad on their small minds
(nevermind i had scrollback)
yeah the adults are laid back and lazy as fuck
How the fuck he is still alive after this
actual brain was not damaged
There's a story about a construction worker who took a 3 inch nail to the forehead and walked himself into the hospital.
Managed to lodge itself in the exact same safe path brain surgeons take, 1/8" in any direction and he would have died.
there was a railroad worker who had a metal pipe blow a hole through his head and he was just fine
>"no longer gage"
>he was just fine
really fires your neurons
Here's the example of shit I go through:
Dad goes fucking ballistic at me for my neglect of maintenance of my vehicle
screaming at my face how I'm a piece of shit, worthless garbage who does nothing except eat
(He's a full time mechanic still is, and does maintenance for the family fleet)
Then like 2 hours later
I hear how he's cucked into driving half an hour to Chinatown to pick up dumplings for his younger sisters (my aunts)
They live in Chinatown, speak Chinese, all have vehicles (which my dad pays for), and have restaurants lining left and right of them
Raises no objection
Worst part of it all, is that when I was a kid, I was absolutely screamed at for being near a vehicle with a hood up, so I never allowed to learn the trade
That's normal, it seems.
why dont you kick his ass and tell him whos the man now
Because that's against asian culture
In a couple weeks, I'm gonna have to go through an overnight 14 hour layover in Beijing with three friends
beijing is shit
go to shenzen
don't get ripped off
i don't think they will let you exit the airport without a visa
you can sit in traffic for 14 hours in beijing
The dillio is I can't leave Beijing without a visa
is it overnight? if yes, visit one of the huge night markets. good tourism/10
I ate snake, Scorpion and assorted bugs
dont fall for the Beijing Duck meme
@swigs I'm chink too but damn. They used to be like this tbh, but became more laid back when they realised they're not gonna save me from my internet addiction
It took several years of me being like this (not my choice either, just fate)
I only understood ching chong hing ding
any of you play vidya on pc?
I would say most of us who play vidya do.
now i live in china all my friends back home having hard time to play games online. looking for some people to play with
Ah, what do you play?
It depends on what you're trying to play together, and how bad your friends are. Like I played Paladins with a friend in the Phillipines without much issue. But I also play toxikk on eu servers with 150-200 ping. Paladins is more lag friendly, where toxikk uses old-school raw net code that requires compensation for lag.
It was funny because my Polish friend I was playing toxikk with was talking shit about me mentioning having to compensate for lag, and it being hard when my ping isn't stable. So I had him play with my on a us server, and he found new respect for what I had been dealing with and how well I was doing.
reminds me of when I used to play rainbow six siege with a guy from dubai
Yeah, I learned how to do lag compensation playing GOW because user hosted matches with people that had shit connections.
we were usually a group of norwegians, a brit, an american and an arab
sometimes a spaniard or two
I played rocket league on a middle east server once. EVeryone had 200+ ping. Was pretty fhilarious actually.
i can play overwatch on other servers with just a little lag. depends on the game
add me on steam, i have loads of games
when i play rocketleague with us people i get 200+ ping, its fucking impossible but kind of funny
you mean RICED
this cant be real. chinks would almost never marry a nigger
oh ok i jsut read it. they are sham marriages
that does sound like the chinese
"so you are chinese?" "no I ugandan, rive in uganda"
Uganda supa movie
RAMON FILM PRODUCTIONS
Who killed captain alex!?
[muffled panflute rendition of kiss from a rose plays in the background]
@kaetaa I'll send you an invitation when I get home tonight. Or you can send me one and I'll accept it when I get on. My steam is linked to my discord.
the chinese diaspora is not even a decades-old thing; it's a centuries-old tradition...
not even surprised re: that uganda thing.
@Valkrys you don't have many games I own , and I own all of them haha
Should be ashamed
I also have some stuff DRM free or on other platforms. Just never linked them to steam.
Arcana heart 3, ayy. I'd buy that if i had people to play with.
Haha I like fighting games.
Should get on fightcade
Jojo is one of the best games ever made
I don't have dirt but I have the crew. I got a few things on Ubisoft and EA platforms on top of steam .
Mostly splinter cell
@kaetaa Currently Im playing Wargame Red Dragon, Rust and Red Faction Guerilla
Red Faction Guerilla is a long time favourite of mine. Its .. just .. too .. beautiful for words
(esp the multiplayer)
>Red Faction Guerilla
@Furfag man i havent played rust in years. i heard they changed it big time - no more zombies or radiation stuff. the zombies im glad are gone, but radiation was kind of cool
add me on steam furfag: kaetaa
Radiation is still a big part
Tomorrow is wipe
Makes me a little sad
We ran after nakeds with guitar, bow and boneknifes. Asked them to stop so we could collect their bones, spammed wonky guitar sounds and generally cleared the filth off the streets
Then burrow all their gear in a secluded place noone will ever find
--Ahh.. i can still hear us playing.. spamming rather wonky guitar outside big bases, insulting them, throwing rocks over the walls just so they come after you - but they never catch up and you return a minute later just to repeat
Or the speartraps
Man these were everywhere
The sounds of delight at night when blind nakeds walk into them
im getting hungry just thinking about it
they literally dont biuld their own mosques there
too busy praying 8h/day
and readin the qouran for the rest of the day
where do they even get their money, when praying that much?
just like any other muslim country in the area
as annoying as mainlanders might be, if you take out all their positives, you end up with mudslims
people from mainland china
so exclusing taiwan singapore hongkoing macau (tibet even) etc
stupid fucking chink internet. i can get 3mb/s on steam because theres a server in my city - but after about a minute it tanks to like 3kb/s, or even just sits at 0
i reboot steam, fast for a minute, then gone