you need to be *this* degenerate to post

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddha_Jumps_Over_the_Wall

chinks sure love gelatinous foods

most chinese food i dont mind, but i never liked this jelly noodle dish thing

it would have been much better with literally any other kind of noodle

It doesn't look tbh

There are different grades of jelly noodles

People use jellyish noodles but not as extreme in your pic, to make beef noodles in Taiwan

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beef_noodle_soup

And beef noodles are a 10/10 dish

fuck I could really go for this

hungry now

i love beef noodle soup tbh

we had xiangyang style very often

i miss it

Had Vietnamese today

Disgusting, every one knows the most deliectiable meat comes from the Inuit.

who here getting their hk id

<:alismirk:230784726615588865> <:aliOK:251417852156837888>

I thought they were pretty hard to get because of prc?

im a native

o rite

RIGHTFUL HONG KONG SOIL

imagine being in a dmv but its full of asians

actually thats a lie cause theres loads of indo and indians

a friend of mine went to hong kong

he brought me a xiaomi hat

pretty cool

hong kong is the greatest country in the world

hk #1

Taiwan > Japan > Hong Kong = Singapore > Everything Else > China > USA

HK #3

why the fuck does no one sell nano sd card in hong kong

wtf

went through the golden arcade and shopping centre even fortess in hk and nothing

what device even already uses NM cards except the P20?

or do you mean micro SD?

no nano

i think huawei is taking the initiative with this

no one else is using it

i think huawei invented the current sd card design

There is a *nano* now?

I already think micro is too small

>nano sd
I didn't know this was a thing

Don't see any point with micro being that small

i had a micro sd card

brand new

i was opening the package and it flew out

i never saw it again

apparently no one knows

my uncle asked me to look out for it

i think his huawei is nano but its not a mate 20

why would you buy a huiawei in the first place

because its *huawei* or the *highway*

i dunno my uncle bought one himself

I'd love to visit Hong Kong again. Such a great place

The only thing I miss about China is not being close to all these great Asian placea to visit

I'm only close to places I don't want to go

Don't get pink glasses now, kaetaa

Remind yourself of why we called them "kaetaa rants"

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

Some one with Chinese language knowledge may help me with this? I have been researching diminutives and Wikipedia says in Chinese is done by repeating the word. I was wondering what would the diminutive be for a Chinese dragon.

longlong sounds weird, you could say xiaolong

prepending xiao (little) is also used as a diminutive, but repeating the word is true

Thanks. I had it as Lolong or Lulung (i kno nothing of english) but i didn't know how accurate it would be or if it would sound good at all, it is just a name for a fantasy creature. xiaolong sounds pretty good.

Borco is correct

Both are okay, but xiaolong is used for something else

So longlong is better

But xiaolong sounds more chink so if it's just a fantasy name it's cool

@kaetaa you mean xiaolong bao? That's not little dragon, that's little cage

Nah, I just mean I've never heard xiaolong as a name, it's always longlong

https://youtu.be/eAvC2SeatkQ

>go to hk id registration office

>has english and chinese

>attentive staff

>go to chinese immigration for HKSARS home return permit

>chinese only

>no staff and random hawkers outside

why did they give back hong kong

if they vote like scotland hk will still be a british colonry

https://youtu.be/xasKnR95r4g

gf made melonpan

say hi to your gf(male) from me

Does this melonpan look malemade? And if yes, what are the properties of a melonpan that make you determine the gender of the creator

For instance, this is a confirmed man made melonpan

Damn, chink making melonpan

Melonpan is pretty popular in Taiwan, too

You can get it at every corner

Hmm, that's something I didn't know

@Deleted User I know that it is man-made, because it looks better than what your gf made

And there aren't any black hairs from your girlfriend's hands on it

@Deleted User Wouldn't that be basically the same as the rice cooker cake?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzqiBTFF-IE

That looks pretty nice, I guess it's similar

@kaetaa @Deleted User https://twitter.com/HokutoAndy/status/1118790777780334592?s=19

At times i understand you yellowfever people

Just saw some fucking hot korean walk by in decent lenght summer dress.. Just enough to see the garter belts/suspenders peek those long legs ticket all the right boxes

On any sane mans checklist

Casual but hot as damn outfit. that korean girl knew what she was doing

Well duh

How did you know she was korean though? <:thvnk:332928260004642827>

you cant tell them apart?

I can, but i assume people who can yellow fever as well

I don't k ow how to tell gooks

i cant tell people apart in general

one of my close friends got a haircut and i didn't recognize him until he started talking

kek

@Sdeck37 speech

@Tribit can confirm that the yogurt flavor is literally the most disgusting chip ive ever had in existance

they have a ton of good sounding flavors in china, but for some reason the flavor is so light and barely noticeable. its like the lacroix of chips - just a smack of flavor instead of the normal version

I thought they went crazy for mayo and used that on everything

or was that yogurt?

yogurt. chinks dont know anything about mayo. they put it on fruit salad

imagine eating a bowl of fruit doused in mayonaise

ah

they love it

Inb4 whipped cream on nachos

dont trigger me sdeck i just got to work

:a---D

Whipped cream nachos..nmmm

No refunds

so here is what i think happened: they saw pictures of the type of fruit salad that is covered in cream - they didnt know what cream was, so they used mayonaise. everyone started eating it regardless

Dis original texan recipi

same with the nachos - no idea what sour cream is, so just use whipped cream cause who the fuck cares

who the fuck cares about anything in china? no one cares

just do whatever you want fuck you who cares

Calm, kaetaa

look what youve done to me

You're in a better place now

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

yes - yes thats right

thank you

Then again why

Would I care if some burger stabs his Chinese coworker today?

<:tipsfedora:383326576609329162>

Don't forget it's easter, have a wholesome day

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

i do miss the 2.5rmb baozi from china

and the 10rmb beef noodles

damn i ate those so often

How much are beef noodles in the US?

About 16 $ in Zurich at the only place that offers them that I know of

im not sure - i havent ordered them here - its never the same

Beef noodles vary by place but most restaurants tend to charge anywhere from 8 - 16 dollars depending on the location

I may have seen them for 6 dollars or something at a Chinatown hole in the wall

noodles are always so expensive in western countries

cost like 3usd, 5usd

in singapore

ah fuck I want some now

that second one got me watered

Spring is here and the weather is being warmer

Probably the last hotpot of the seasons

That's the saddest time of the year

I wish my gf was like @kaetaa and wouldn't mind having hotpot in mid summer

is that the ikea induction stove thing

Yeah she agrees that hotpot is better in winter but doesn't mind it in summer

@🅱royal🅱reastLͫOͤRͫDͤ yes

nice name <:blobhyperthink:427568506905559040>

I don't remember who renamed him like that, might have been me because I'm often not funny. But that's <#531212403858472967>

@Deleted User good little thing, helped me through my move when I had no stove

It's also really good for hotpot

https://mothership.sg/2019/04/american-obese-passenger-eva-air-dies/

https://mothership.sg/2019/04/nus-responds-monica-baey-filmed-shower/

lmao

im only posting this because i would like to try those buscuits

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=FQrtizUZFME

dont click my link if you dont like snacks

owo

https://www.vice.com/amp/en_au/article/j5wqbg/police-officers-and-poll-workers-die-of-exhaustion-on-indonesias-election-day

Looking through your old mail can be fun

https://sp.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm35023375

People telling TV Tokyo shareholders to sell because the company is going to sink

https://nextshark.com/office-worker-cuts-1-hour-commute-6-minutes-paddling-across-yangtze-river/

based

Can't have citizens overthrow your goverment if everyone's addicted to meth 🤔

https://tenor.com/view/modern-problems-solutions-dave-chapelle-gif-13450651

if they take more meth they will have the energy to overthrow

hah

https://customizeminifiguresintelligence.wordpress.com/2019/04/26/lepin-boss-arrested-factories-closed-by-shanghai-police/

Lepin bros...

So good you posted it twice

none of them were in <#189466684938125312>

@Tribit I thought you're supposed to talk about chinkshit you buy there

and not chink news

Post it there too for good measure

it's shit people buy

https://www.latimes.com/world/la-fg-china-masculinity-pop-idols-backlash-20190426-story.html

kpop is popular so china has men training to be real men

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/556550843193884703/571477635574530068/1556314071615.png

based

Facts are racist now

Nice

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6966361/Man-pictured-beaten-attacked-loudly-revealing-spoilers-new-Avengers-movie.html

>dailymail

That's big gay, even for you

what and bro that dude

saved tons of people some money

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could mahvel watching soy simps even beat anyone up
that sounds implausible, I can fake

I would argument that soyboys make up the majority of kino and hipster movies, while all normies watch marvel

I just came back from endgame

Bugmen actually clapped at credits

Thankfully only a few of them

rip

Please clap

I thought only burgers clapped at movies. Make up your mind, euros.

I've had people clapping at the end of Japanese crime movie

Probably started it because I sometimes do that ironically, at the end of lectures too

but it was a tiny clap, pop pop, and they made it into a full on clapping sesh

There were three rounds of applause at various points in my endgame showing

Ive only ever seen callping when wayching weebshit mivies at obscura theaters, specifically when i watched kimi no wa, nisemonogatari, amd summer war

there was clapping when I watched both nanoha movies

>nanoha in cinema

Imagine the smell

nobody was there

@Millwood kizumonogatari smelled like shit

I bet

What I imagine @Deleted User looks like

that list is what japanese women consider to be ideal male traits

mfw @Deleted User was azn chad after all

Where did you find that

>175cm

thank fuck I'm just above that number

i misread that at first and thought they wanted less than 175

what does this one mean

they have to be a secret agent?

They have to watch some TV show

GF made nikuman 😩 👌

gf made 3 cup chicken but I finished eating it about 15 seconds after she put it on the table so I didn't take a picture

looks like my boyfriend @Hiruzen

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6981233/Man-accidentally-swallows-Apple-AirPod-WORKS-passes-system.html

if i ever accidentally ate something like that i would just let it go, im not diggin through some poo for an earbud

for 300 dollars

you will

i dont own any $300 items i can easily swallow

BTFO