shit-about-asia

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2018-02-11 18:31:50 UTC

what

2018-02-11 18:31:55 UTC

you are azn

2018-02-11 18:32:03 UTC

Or i just thought your life would be something like italy->germany->taiwan->swiss now

2018-02-11 18:32:48 UTC

I wish, it's really difficult to find a job in Taiwan without speaking Mandarin on a native speaker level

2018-02-11 18:33:28 UTC

Did quite a few applications, made it pretty far in recruiting processes but in the end whenever they wanted me to get to know the company and the team, it was totally clear that I wouldn't be part of the society without the language

2018-02-11 18:33:59 UTC

even in international companies like SuperMicro and HTC, all engineers just speak Chinese all the time, big part of them are unable to speak English in the first place

2018-02-11 18:34:15 UTC

Interesting

2018-02-11 18:34:17 UTC

oh right

2018-02-11 18:34:18 UTC

sighhh

2018-02-11 18:34:22 UTC

tfw azn ๐Ÿ˜ญ

2018-02-11 18:34:30 UTC

We actually got quite some offers here out of taiwan

2018-02-11 18:34:44 UTC

what kind of business are you in?

2018-02-11 18:35:09 UTC

student, but electrical engineering with focus micro/nano

2018-02-11 18:35:17 UTC

My lady is pretty average I feel

2018-02-11 18:35:22 UTC

In terms of height

2018-02-11 18:35:40 UTC

I just found one company in Duisburg on Friday which is looking for an embedded software engineer who is willing to spend a considerable part of his time in Taiwan

2018-02-11 18:35:49 UTC

I'm probably going to apply on Monday

2018-02-11 18:35:51 UTC

My point was that i assumed the big boys would speak more english over there too

2018-02-11 18:36:12 UTC

I assumed the same, not just for big boys but for international companies in general

2018-02-11 18:36:20 UTC

have some Chinese torture devices with good ratings

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/412315939993026561/Screenshot_2018-01-29-22-11-23-617_com.taobao.taobao.png

2018-02-11 18:36:34 UTC

You're an embed engineer, or similiar?

2018-02-11 18:36:46 UTC

this vibrates if your kid tilts their head slightly

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/412316050504548353/IMG_20180130_205135_327.jpg

2018-02-11 18:37:15 UTC

@porco To first chink the chink you must understand the chink

2018-02-11 18:37:23 UTC

Dunno, the first one looks to me like it'll actually hurt posture

2018-02-11 18:37:51 UTC

I'm a software engineer, I have a little embedded experience on elevators from an internship some years ago, but their stack is unusual for embedded devices so I don't see a problem. They are looking for C++ / QT which is really no big deal

2018-02-11 18:38:11 UTC

Although this company is making industrial labeling machines

2018-02-11 18:38:28 UTC

*industrial labeling machines*

2018-02-11 18:38:43 UTC

I can smell the Germanes

2018-02-11 18:38:55 UTC

Duisburg, you can't go more German than that

2018-02-11 18:39:04 UTC

Ruhrpott has always been the most German area of Germany for me

2018-02-11 18:39:20 UTC

Eeh, Duisburg is pretty turk tho

2018-02-11 18:39:37 UTC

I haven't been to Duisburg, just to Essen and Gelsenkirchen

2018-02-11 18:39:41 UTC

and Gelsenkirchen was...

2018-02-11 18:39:43 UTC

really German

2018-02-11 18:39:51 UTC

Essen is also really tuk

2018-02-11 18:41:12 UTC

Unfortunatly Cologne is not very german, as they got their own thing going

2018-02-11 18:41:47 UTC

I think Stuttgart might be actually the most "German" German city

2018-02-11 18:42:50 UTC

I always thought the Swabians have their own identity and consider themselves "Schwaben" before considering themselves German

2018-02-11 18:42:53 UTC

like the Bavarians, too

2018-02-11 18:44:34 UTC

They do, but very few Swabs are actually in stuttgart city

2018-02-11 18:44:48 UTC

Or at least don't act like that

2018-02-11 20:28:04 UTC

From the germans i've worked with, they say the work life at german engineering companies sucks

2018-02-11 20:58:09 UTC

*That's because you actually gotta work at a german company*

2018-02-11 21:08:46 UTC

hannover is pretty german german

2018-02-11 21:08:58 UTC

aside the obvious choice: dresden

2018-02-11 21:09:15 UTC

What's the least German?

2018-02-11 21:09:16 UTC

Berlin?

2018-02-11 22:40:36 UTC

Chink ~~cars~~ tankers and assorted fuckery. <:chink:323022148870602752>

me dating 1.6 Taiwanese gril

2018-02-12 07:43:36 UTC

Be careful if she's 1.6TSI or 1.6TDCi, those break quickly
Keep her if she's 4A-GE though

2018-02-12 09:13:02 UTC

@van โœ“แต›แต‰สณแถฆแถ แถฆแต‰แตˆ is version 1.6 stable? Can't upgrade mine past 1.5.2

2018-02-12 09:13:19 UTC

Uh

2018-02-12 09:13:27 UTC

Have you tried doing a memory check

2018-02-12 09:15:55 UTC

You should check using the rod that came with your chink

2018-02-12 09:15:58 UTC

( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)

2018-02-12 09:28:21 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/412540423597457408/IMAG0277.jpg

2018-02-12 09:28:25 UTC

Let's see

2018-02-12 09:29:28 UTC

I'll try to plug her in and see over ADB first

2018-02-12 09:30:10 UTC

can you give me a backtick @porco

2018-02-12 09:30:20 UTC

cuz it doesn't work on my laptop

2018-02-12 09:30:25 UTC

`

2018-02-12 09:32:07 UTC

``while true; do adb push; adb pull; done``

2018-02-12 09:33:15 UTC

this won't work as paths aren't given
but i'm not sure what paths would you want

not a computerfag. can't understand whats going on

2018-02-12 13:08:48 UTC

well

2018-02-12 13:09:44 UTC

there are car engines of different displacement, my current 1332cc 4E-FE corolla can be called 1.3 liter
or in computing, your browser may be Firefox version 56.0

2018-02-12 13:10:03 UTC

discord is probably 0.9

2018-02-12 13:10:31 UTC

2.1.2018

2018-02-12 13:10:38 UTC

smart versioning i'd say except for the american date

2018-02-12 13:25:05 UTC

discord maybe 0.9 ๐Ÿ˜‚
thats probably the only optimistic thing i have heard of spaqin

2018-02-12 13:30:24 UTC

nice

2018-02-12 13:40:46 UTC

@van โœ“แต›แต‰สณแถฆแถ แถฆแต‰แตˆ it was a joke because it looked like you are dating a Taiwanese "version 1.6"

now that i go back to my message i get it

maybe v16 would be bore accurate lol

2018-02-12 13:42:06 UTC

is she 16? ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

<:thinkjojo:333980344044879872>

2018-02-12 13:42:30 UTC

I probably wouldn't notice

2018-02-12 13:42:39 UTC

no the pistons are in a V shape

2018-02-12 13:42:39 UTC

all Taiwanese girls look like 20 to me

2018-02-12 13:42:42 UTC

and there are 16 of them

2018-02-12 13:42:50 UTC

doesn't matter how old they actually are, I always think they must be in their 20s

2018-02-12 13:42:50 UTC

it's 16v

2018-02-12 13:42:55 UTC

there are 4 holes for each hole

2018-02-12 13:43:06 UTC

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

there exists a dual v8 engine setup

2018-02-12 13:44:24 UTC

2 inlets and 2 outlets

2018-02-12 13:44:38 UTC

also needs two rods

that doesn't sound very mechanically effecient

2018-02-12 13:45:22 UTC

well it's actually Double OverHead Camshaft

2018-02-12 13:45:26 UTC

(DOHC)

2018-02-12 13:45:35 UTC

by enabling the engine to breathe more it makes more power n shit

2018-02-12 13:46:16 UTC

(the n shit part is the most important)

2018-02-12 14:19:23 UTC

>tfw no qt betelnut beauty gf

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