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Ohayogozaimas

Noice

smol fish

sake = alcohol

everything is sake

God that looks so retardely fussy

But that soup thing is neat as fuck

Do you mean the hot pan?

I miss shabu shabu

Yes

I've been looking for a scource on tjose japanese dry alcohol tablets, nothing burns quite as cleanly but they are pricey.

Yeah those are pretty good

@Tribit uts just broth and meat cut thin, m8

Not rocket science

@johnfrum it's not the same

Their beef has been massaged while it was still a cow

Japanese cow massaged 1000 times

Beef sliced thinly cuts like katana

Hotpot is kind of dumb to order out unless with a group.

@Millwood exactly

Tho, I guess thats the while point

Shabu shabu is nicer with less people, proper hotpot is group food

Speaking of katana, in castle I've been to there was a model of katana made to weight of actual sword with the handle sticking out of glass so you can feel how heavy it was

Surprisingly light

A musket was heavier

https://twitter.com/IKEA_Campaign/status/1083250733267398656?s=19

IKEA shark is now a meme in Japan

https://twitter.com/Ridleyxxx/status/1083732591251906561?s=19

Ikea is meme here too, i order 10 things 15 arrive and 13 of them i did not order.

something that i wanted to finish in week, i was doing months with ikea

https://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/cnainsider/singapore-hot-weather-urban-heat-effect-temperature-humidity-11115384

@porco

https://www.freemalaysiatoday.com/category/opinion/2019/01/10/the-malay-boy-who-lived-among-the-chinese/

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probably cause no one could tell him apart from the other slant eyed people

https://amp.scmp.com/week-asia/opinion/article/2181403/chinas-xi-jinping-has-opened-door-war-taiwan

it's a fucking amp link

@Tribit amp is the future

@bentech they're annoying. I get that for mobile use it's good but sharing links with others is a disaster

Get amp link, try snipping off amp and other referral nonsense so I can share it and suddenly it doesn't work because the URL is different for pc use

Not always the case but for some sites it is

amp is great for phones, but I opened that up on PC

It implements a link sharing thing where it shares the normal site

Usually anyway, I've seen it in the Google News app

https://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/chinese-court-sentences-canadian-to-death-1.4252218

CHINKE

D

Should have thought about it before smuggling drugs into China

^

if you go to a foreign country, behave

>SchellenBERG

please, just buy the drugs in china

they obvs don't want gwaileo drug companies competing

man fuvk china tbh

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-china-canada-warning/china-issues-travel-warning-for-canada-after-arbitrary-detention-of-national-idUSKCN1P90ZV?feedType=RSS&feedName=worldNews&utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+Reuters%2FworldNews+%28Reuters+World+News%29

china sends warning to not go to canada

suddenly, a million hotel owners sighed in relief, thankful for the respite from mainlander hordes trashing the place

Good for leaves

guy shouldn't have been trying to smuggle meth into china

but rip canada-chinese relations

yeah, what a joke

he should've smuggled opium instead

https://youtu.be/Dntu3VDep8w

wait , the guy was smuggling drugs into canada?

reading hard

very hard

no, he was smuggling drugs into china

got caught by the chinese, originally sentenced a lengthy prison term, then his sentenced was increased to the death penalty.

now trudeau and a lot of canucks are angry

because smuggling drugs into china is smart

he doesn't deserve the death penalty but he definately deserves being in prison

If you smuggle drugs to Asia you're basically asking for death penalty. Now it would be important to know the background. Is someone framing him? Did he do it deliberately? But whoever consciously brings drugs to East Asia deserves the death sentence.

If there's one place on earth where you shouldn't do this, it's Asia

>asia is still mad about the opium wars

Who would've thought

chinkapore is happy to oblige sentencing smugglers to death

He's supposedly one of the guys behind the whole smuggling operation

But I'm not completely sure about that.

Really every other place has more lax rules on drugs. Smuggle them to most of Europe and all you'll get is a small fine or a year in a luxurious and clean prison. But why to fucking Asia?

Asia is insane when it comes to drugs.

On the very extreme, you've got Duterte's stance.

But yeah

taking drugs into asia is asking to get fucked up

Sounds like drugs sell for a high price then

chinks don't want competition

>also all these tards supporting killing the guy

kys you communists, what drugs people choose to do is their business, not yours

take your puritan mentality elsewhere

well I'm canadian I ain't no purist

"well i'm canadian"

God I feel sorry for you.

Yeah no you don't lmao

>kys you communists, what drugs people choose to do is their business

schizos on coke and PCP ruin everyone's business

^

not meththough

drug dealing isnt a death punishment crime

not meth

is this a joke?

anyone that does meth wouldnt contribute to anything anyways

Drug addicts = nailed to the cross

https://www.smh.com.au/world/missing-chinese-womans-body-found-dead-in-lift-20160306-gnbzn5.html

old news but a woman was deaf and the lift broke down
the maintenance guys shouted if anyone was inside and heard no reply
so they left it there broken for a month and she died

pretty gruesome way to die

Damn

fucking hell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEE9UWjnLX4&feature=youtu.be

😂

This is pribably a marketing ploy

Somehow

https://www.foxnews.com/tech/broke-teen-who-sold-kidney-for-an-iphone-now-bedridden-for-life

CHINKED

Old news

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He could have gotten a MacPro if he had given both of his kidneys, but AZNs are too pussy for big discounts as it seems.

No kidney, no problem

CloudFlare's approach of addressing Taiwan in a neutral way is the best so far

shouldn't it be TP

pretending its not a country is the best way?

Are they going to do the same with tel aviv because ayyyrabs don't recognize it?

I mean, they are already doing the same thing with palestine

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just strip all the countries from their identificators.. we get world peace in 1 simple step

( lol no )

@Tervy 🇪🇺

imagine being so retarded and consumerist you sell your life sustaining organs for a piece of shit device that will get deprecated in a couple o f years

CENSORED EARRINGS

lmao yeah earrings in asia is funny stuff

my roomie actually got his ears pierced during a trip to Hong Kong out of a spur of the moment decision, the woman doing his ears was super confused as to "why would you get your ears pierced in Hong Kong????" And for some reason asked "Are you a celebrity in USA??? (he's Canadian)"

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-01-17/forget-the-trade-war-china-is-already-in-crisis

reeeeee
help guys
how to set up wechat?
it's really difficult making a WeChat account here in the US, like almost impossible but if I'm gonna study in China for a semester I need it because everthing is on there

>installing the chinese botnet

@Pengu just install the app you dummy

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https://youtu.be/Ea0KOHt7eXI

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wechat is easy to setup

just need a mobile number

....and you need a chinese national to add you

....and they can only do it for 1 person every 3 months

>needing a chink referall

@jared no you don't

I didn't have to when I created my wechat two years ago

just needed phone number for verification text and that was it

No you really don't

But I wouldn't install it anyway

wtf

same @transience

you're doing other shit

you download the chink version or something

I dunno what you're doing

https://twitter.com/xChina4/status/1084039100145971200

lol china

Nip women literally giving money to guys pretending to be American soldiers so they can leave the military and get together

Just how whiito piggu hungry are those thots

Oh nevermind, the guy they caught scamming them out of money was blac

https://news.sky.com/story/gigi-wu-bikini-hiker-dies-after-falling-into-a-ravine-in-taiwan-11614262

ahhahahaha

"She is thought to have died of hypothermia as temperatures had dropped to around freezing point the previous night."

even tho "experienced hiker"

but still

something in this just screams for irony

Well she took off the clothes at the summit, not earlier

It doesn't state if she feel in clothes or not though

She did wear proper full hiking gear apparently and have a satellite phone so 🤷

How was she even allowed into Yushan? I thought you need a special permit and proof to have climbed similar mountains

@Tervy empathy difficult

@porco she probably did if she's a experienced climber

she had the foresight to wear proper hiking gear and carry a satellite phone

I watched Taiwanese TV news. Apparently she was already rescued two months ago in a similar situation and she didn't actually have a permit to climb yushan

That kinda turns it from tragic and sad to natural selection if that's true

https://www.facebook.com/yun.l.ren/videos/2053335304774334/
What kind of scam is this? Saw this posted in a random facebook group and it's entirely unrelated to the group it was posted in.

ching chong ding dong here is giveaway! share this cute bit.ly link to enter!

my rough guess

!!answer_test mao zedong curve

@porco if you ask it to draw xi jinping will it draw Winnie the Pooh instead?

I don't know I turned off the computer already

But iirc you can implement them from SVGs to some degree

http://m.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=Xi+jinping+curve

There's no xi jinping curve at all

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6615261/31st-passenger-forces-stewardess-wipe-bottom-long-flight-Los-Angeles-Taiwan.html

I'm sorry but at some point you have to stop these obese fucks from getting on flights

I hope he paid for 3 seats

I can't get over the amount of times the writer used "cubical". What is this fucking incompetence, and why is the idiot getting paid for it?

probably some seo bullshit

basically these morons write the same thing over and over again in different phrasings for better search engine results

🤔

It's not the right word though.

Cubical is a shape. Like spherical.

They probably meant cubicle

Unless it was to describe the fatass in question

if flight wasnt full then getting the seat is fine

why couldnt they just say no

Bah he started screaming

there must be some code they have for this

Yeah they should've thrown him out

>obese fat amerifuck kicking up shit

i thought it was a chink until i saw the thumbnail

this

we should charge lardasses who aren't gymcels more per flight tbh

weight is weight regardless of source

Based chinkapore.

We should also start to shame fatasses.

The fun thing is that the airline was actually more mad at the flight attendant for leaking this, than about anything else

In Taiwan, the news is largely perceived as racism "hurr fat white man knew exactly Asian girl wouldn't say no"

Muh honor

https://youtu.be/4xiBu9AkmcA

I thought it was about pajeet trains

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/world-asia-china-46968750

I don't really get it, are Italians mad or chinks?

https://m.timesofindia.com/world/china/china-reduces-army-by-half-increases-size-of-navy-and-air-force-in-big-way/articleshow/67641756.cms

The Chinese are mad that Italians are making them eat pizza with chopsticks. Chinks are now boycotting D&G. Nothing of value was lost, D&G is a faggot brand anyway @Millwood

That's true

@porco really?

```According to her statement, she knew the shoot was about trying Italian delicacies but that she felt very awkward when she was asked to eat food like pizza and pasta with chopsticks.```

```In a long post on Monday, Ms Zuo said that usually working for an international brand like D&G would be an exciting career step but that in this case "it nearly killed off my modelling career"```

😂

imagine being this egotistical

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/440614653102653441/537662565141053463/Dxm0nlAWoAAVvqW.jpg

!!answer_test chiang kai shek curve

https://youtu.be/q9IRmUEsz6g

Hikki's are now renting a sister as their wingman

Nice

Reasons to have chink gf

you can make that on your own

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^

yeah but youd have to make it and not lie down on the bed

Imagine being such a lazy cunt

There's a difference if you make it for yourself or if someone makes it for you with love 😊

chink opium isnt love

You can make it yourself with your own love

Love has no flavour or texture, last time I checked

I'm quite sure love tastes creamy

and the flavour depends on what you ate before

Nice noods, what's the name of that dish @Semi Truck mc Clusterfuck

I'd say the closest thing is yakisoba

Fried soba noodles, though I added some chicken, onions and peppers

Next time I'll chop the chicken into strips instead of chunks

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