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2018-11-26 17:03:13 UTC

Considering on which discord servers you hang out, forget about both

2018-11-26 17:03:34 UTC

youre here too!

2018-11-26 17:03:45 UTC

yes and we are all *weak, fat, and gay*

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welcome

2018-11-26 17:04:04 UTC

nah

2018-11-26 17:04:13 UTC

me n fedora are strong and pretty

2018-11-26 17:04:51 UTC

Imagine not getting molested cuz strong cute boy

2018-11-26 17:06:09 UTC

youd be the one doing the molesting<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2018-11-26 17:06:11 UTC

I was walking around recently at a store that had really gay clothing

2018-11-26 17:06:42 UTC

You mean asian? <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2018-11-26 17:06:45 UTC

@moshi didnt i dm story for u ??

2018-11-26 17:06:47 UTC

same thing

2018-11-26 17:06:57 UTC

Imagine being azn without blue eyes @Deleted User

2018-11-26 17:07:06 UTC

u did

2018-11-26 17:07:08 UTC
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it was really gay

2018-11-26 17:09:33 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/516661806564114462/gay.png

2018-11-26 17:09:46 UTC

thats pretty lame

2018-11-26 17:10:05 UTC

youre right, that is very gay

2018-11-26 17:10:23 UTC

europeans: do you speak more english day to day than your native language?

2018-11-26 17:11:40 UTC

nnah

2018-11-26 17:11:43 UTC

Depends on what's up

2018-11-26 17:12:35 UTC

If the week's just uni/work, yes

2018-11-26 17:13:14 UTC

the uni's all in english?

2018-11-26 17:13:27 UTC

you speak to your friends in native then i assume?

2018-11-26 17:13:44 UTC

last I checked engineering courses are still taught purely in german

2018-11-26 17:16:27 UTC

We offer both, mostly and i chose english for all lectures i could.

2018-11-26 17:17:05 UTC

vaguely remember being asked to sit for a german language certificate to study engineering there

2018-11-26 17:17:35 UTC

(Didn't we talk about that before?)

2018-11-26 17:17:56 UTC

Do whatever you want for bachelor, come to germany for master

2018-11-26 17:18:04 UTC

Everything else is just a hassle

2018-11-26 17:18:11 UTC

no, or maybe I didn't remember

2018-11-26 17:18:23 UTC

the advisors told me that germany is mainly for engineering students

2018-11-26 17:18:47 UTC

quite accurate if you want to see antiques of engineering there

2018-11-26 17:18:49 UTC

since I'd probably be a terrible engineer, I politely declined

2018-11-26 17:18:49 UTC

Well maybe some other faggot, it's not like there's no chink ever who asked me online about studying in Germany

2018-11-26 17:18:53 UTC

like bmw and WV

2018-11-26 17:20:16 UTC

bachelor's degrees are mainly in ur countries native language, master degrees and doctorates are usually in english

2018-11-26 17:22:21 UTC

ah cool

2018-11-26 17:22:29 UTC

you should see the degrees in china - they are all a joke

2018-11-26 17:22:38 UTC

dont trust someone who says they have a masters from china

2018-11-26 17:22:41 UTC

its literally a joke

2018-11-26 17:22:52 UTC

i spoke with someone who had a masters in english from china, she graduated 2 years prior

2018-11-26 17:22:57 UTC

she could barely hold a sentence

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in english

2018-11-26 17:23:18 UTC

what about writing

2018-11-26 17:23:36 UTC

her writing was on par with my high school students - i expected better

2018-11-26 17:24:01 UTC

>tfw we have a steady account of 20 people being dismissed from uni for cheating every semestre
>tfw 19 of them are chinks and pajeets

2018-11-26 17:24:23 UTC

chinks love to cheat

2018-11-26 17:24:27 UTC

they dont see it as wrong

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can confirm

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its just a part of winning to them

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if you dont win, and you didnt cheat, you didnt do everything you could to win

2018-11-26 17:24:49 UTC

out of principle I never cheat

2018-11-26 17:24:57 UTC

maybe I'm not chink enough

2018-11-26 17:25:27 UTC

chinks outside of mainland are much different

2018-11-26 17:25:36 UTC

could even tell the malaysian chinks were different

2018-11-26 17:30:59 UTC

But they really shouldn't

2018-11-26 17:31:19 UTC

No one here wants to work with chinks, there's no inclusion with them

2018-11-26 17:33:10 UTC

im glad my workplace doesnt have any chinks

2018-11-26 17:33:25 UTC

but theresa chinese chemical company in our building

2018-11-26 17:33:38 UTC

and i swear the people who work there all look fresh off the boat

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like seeing the sun for the first time mole woman type of look

2018-11-26 17:34:53 UTC

Eh we got some chink codemonkeys

2018-11-26 17:35:04 UTC

Never talked to them, don't care what they're doing

2018-11-26 17:37:13 UTC

chink programmers are usually reclusive and shit at english but polite

2018-11-26 17:37:18 UTC

rather work with them than pajeets

2018-11-26 17:37:41 UTC

how do pajeet codemonkeys act?

2018-11-26 17:38:09 UTC

they're the reason the phrase codemonkeys exist

2018-11-26 17:38:17 UTC

hello sir pls do the needful

2018-11-26 17:40:08 UTC

i like the indians in my neighborhood more than the chinese

2018-11-26 17:40:20 UTC

atleast indians try to learn the new country and culture and join in

2018-11-26 17:40:28 UTC

chinese refuse to usually

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they just form chinatowns

2018-11-26 17:40:41 UTC

Dunno, so far i hate indians more than chinese

2018-11-26 17:41:01 UTC

But that's mostly due to two accidents from student council time

2018-11-26 17:41:43 UTC

yeah, and it might just be my personal bias

2018-11-26 18:01:22 UTC

in england, pajeets still seem to stick to one another

2018-11-26 18:02:05 UTC

their english is usually better than most chink immigrants but you quickly forget it with their grating accent

2018-11-26 18:03:13 UTC

i don't know what it is but they just seem to act fake just like mainland chinks

2018-11-26 18:09:09 UTC

act fake

2018-11-26 18:09:15 UTC

can you elaborate

2018-11-26 18:09:47 UTC

basically there's this concept of "face" in east asian culture

2018-11-26 18:10:09 UTC

where they often potray themselves as good as possible to a stranger's eye

2018-11-26 18:10:31 UTC

whereas underneath is a completely different story

2018-11-26 18:15:28 UTC

yea im 2nd gen chink myself so it makes sense tbh

2018-11-26 18:17:02 UTC

what i meant was they like to give the impression they can get stuff done which they either dont honour their promise on or it's way out of their depth

2018-11-26 18:17:49 UTC

wasnt sure if face applied to indians but i wouldn't be surprised

2018-11-26 18:49:00 UTC

this

2018-11-26 18:49:18 UTC

pajeets play pretend all the time in academia

2018-11-26 19:17:56 UTC

my wife and i were trying to think of an advantage that chink guys have over other guys that make them desirable

2018-11-26 19:18:03 UTC

and she couldnt think of a single thing

2018-11-26 19:18:15 UTC

can you guys?

2018-11-26 19:18:27 UTC

that sounds hot

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was this a bedroom thing

2018-11-26 19:18:54 UTC

they make better traps

2018-11-26 19:19:00 UTC

this

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mainland chink men are famous for cheating, never spending time with their families, not making a lot of money, small dicks, not smart etc.

2018-11-26 19:19:18 UTC

and thats just within the country

2018-11-26 19:19:26 UTC

and they get mad when people outside the country "take their women"

2018-11-26 19:19:28 UTC

I don't think there's any aspect that make one desiderabile because of one's race or nationality. I think there are Chinese men more desiderabile than me, and Chinese men less desiderabile than me

2018-11-26 19:19:50 UTC

@porco would you say that you are more desirable than 99% of chinese men in mainland china?

2018-11-26 19:19:54 UTC

how pc of you

2018-11-26 19:20:15 UTC

No why would I? I would say I'm pretty average on a world wide scale

2018-11-26 19:20:20 UTC

@androidcrawler well porc is famously on the payroll of CCP

2018-11-26 19:20:26 UTC

i mean i have my own answers but they are pretty gay so

2018-11-26 19:20:31 UTC

<:iosthink:328535776843268105>

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I'm interested

2018-11-26 19:20:53 UTC

are you gay too?

2018-11-26 19:20:58 UTC

ive met a lot of chinese guys when i was in china and they were all scumbags so just wanted some insight

2018-11-26 19:21:11 UTC

i only met one upstanding one and even he wasnt that great

2018-11-26 19:21:19 UTC

I didn't meet enough Chinese

2018-11-26 19:21:32 UTC

But I met a lot of nice, good looking, fit and successful Taiwanese men

2018-11-26 19:21:40 UTC

And I don't have much to offer that they can't offer

2018-11-26 19:21:40 UTC

i have met those as well @porco

2018-11-26 19:21:42 UTC
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need me a Taiwanese daddy

2018-11-26 19:21:56 UTC

infact, every taiwanese guy ive met (they were all in their 30s) were pretty smart and fit

2018-11-26 19:22:09 UTC

@10032 are you a girl or a guy, very important

2018-11-26 19:22:13 UTC

Well Koreans are definitly succesfull enough here to bang white chicks. So sounds more like a chink problem to me..

2018-11-26 19:22:20 UTC

Yeah so why would we be more desiderabile by default? @kaetaa

2018-11-26 19:22:21 UTC

I'm a hunk

2018-11-26 19:22:30 UTC

so a muscle trap?

2018-11-26 19:22:33 UTC

No

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i dont think its a race thing, its a culture thing @porco

2018-11-26 19:22:48 UTC

bearmode dad bod @androidcrawler

2018-11-26 19:22:50 UTC

You mean the Chinese specifically?

2018-11-26 19:22:56 UTC

specifically mainland chinese

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men

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traps are mentally ill

2018-11-26 19:23:30 UTC

mainland chinese guys, despite being fat,40, and bald, think they deserve an 18 year old 11/10

2018-11-26 19:23:36 UTC

and anything over 25 is too old

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Don't we all?

2018-11-26 19:23:42 UTC

Every mainlander is 40

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no, i dont lol

2018-11-26 19:23:52 UTC

cuck

2018-11-26 19:23:55 UTC

so like britbong sexpats

2018-11-26 19:23:57 UTC

theres a different between "wanting" and "being entitled to"

2018-11-26 19:24:23 UTC

Tbh sounds like a perfect examplke of an american incel to me

2018-11-26 19:24:27 UTC

I wouldn't ditch my chink for a 18 y/o 11/10 but damn my ego would experience a boost if one wanted me

2018-11-26 19:24:45 UTC

of course, id agree with that too

2018-11-26 19:24:59 UTC

With poor nutrition anything over 25 is too old because their womb shrivels up and your kids have autism

2018-11-26 19:25:32 UTC

Also

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>anything over 25

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What's the problem here? <:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2018-11-26 19:26:03 UTC

parents and grandparents chastise women in china who are 22+ and not married saying that in a few years they will be worthless

2018-11-26 19:26:13 UTC

then when they get 25 "oh shit its too late youre a shriveled up hag no man will want u"

2018-11-26 19:26:29 UTC

then the parents practically beg these shitty chink men to take their daughters

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I'm not even that and i don't mind

2018-11-26 19:26:48 UTC

"hes 30 and has a job that pays 4000rmb per month." as if thats the only qualification

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is having a steady job

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tfw 20 soon

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the clock is ticking

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<:hms:311152554618912768>

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you homo @transience ?

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(((bi)))

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best homo

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He just answered this

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your chink parents know?

2018-11-26 19:27:24 UTC

bi is galaxy brained

2018-11-26 19:27:28 UTC

sorry i was having a side convo with porc lol

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We have the greatest homos, I know

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i never really told anyone but a few

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family don't know a thing

2018-11-26 19:28:02 UTC

how do you think theyd react? are they very "old country" or pretty open?

2018-11-26 19:28:11 UTC

and I guess I have no reason to talk about it if I'm single anyhow <:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2018-11-26 19:28:25 UTC

idk, they seem pretty conservative

2018-11-26 19:28:32 UTC

In the market for a white daddy?

2018-11-26 19:28:50 UTC

post poop pics - this is shit about asia so its on topic

2018-11-26 19:29:01 UTC

this is now a hookup server btw

2018-11-26 19:29:08 UTC

@transience post ur grindr

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๐Ÿ˜–

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cutie

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We already doxed him once, no need to bother

2018-11-26 19:30:49 UTC

It is?

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Why would a Chinese girl 10 years younger than me be interested in me, im probably totally out of the loop on 18 y/o girl's interests

2018-11-26 19:30:54 UTC

@10032 you post yours first

2018-11-26 19:30:59 UTC

i posted my pic to /fit/ one time in some random thread and then saw it again 4 years later on /v/

2018-11-26 19:31:01 UTC

i was proper spooked

2018-11-26 19:31:19 UTC

>why would a shark be interested in my money

2018-11-26 19:31:23 UTC

You tell us, Porco

2018-11-26 19:31:24 UTC

@10032 you post yours first

2018-11-26 19:31:54 UTC

k

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/516697630294802482/Screenshot_20181120-221047_Grindr.jpg

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>mixed

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<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

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it's cool bro

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do you give succs?

2018-11-26 19:32:47 UTC

only if you're uncut

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you like that cheese huh?

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with the rind?

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Does it make a difference?

2018-11-26 19:33:09 UTC

w-w-w-w-where is yalls favorite place in asia

2018-11-26 19:33:15 UTC

uncut dick tastes good

2018-11-26 19:33:20 UTC

this is off topic tho

2018-11-26 19:33:25 UTC

i-i-i-i-i-i-i really likes m-m-m-m--malaysia

2018-11-26 19:33:29 UTC

I like Hong Kong

2018-11-26 19:33:59 UTC

Seoul, mostly because only been to Gookland

2018-11-26 19:34:06 UTC

More like you like to Hong the Bong

2018-11-26 19:34:11 UTC

more like hung kong

2018-11-26 19:34:11 UTC

fucking junkies

2018-11-26 19:34:48 UTC

that wasn't really my profile btw it was a joke just want to clarify that

2018-11-26 19:35:10 UTC

too late

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already got a throbbing erection

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now you take care of it

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Happily sir

2018-11-26 19:35:32 UTC

@kaetaa does your wife look at good looking / fit / desiderabile Americans?

2018-11-26 19:35:37 UTC

Oh wait

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That's a contradiction

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<:turt:443131018950606878>

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<:ninjaturt:499294145093959680>

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i keked

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Only good looking /fit/ Americans are the ones that are naturalized

2018-11-26 19:36:34 UTC

But that's like saying that peanut butter and jam taste the same

2018-11-26 19:36:48 UTC

wow a lot of angry immigrants in here

2018-11-26 19:36:52 UTC

Anyways desu I really can't blame chink grandparents for chastising their 25 year old granddaughters for not breeding yet since when they were growing up starving and with poor healthcare even by chink standards you really couldn't stay fertile for very long after that

2018-11-26 19:37:07 UTC

sorry about the run on sentence I'm on mobile

2018-11-26 19:37:10 UTC

@10032 how fertile are you

2018-11-26 19:37:25 UTC

Can we go back to the shit about asia, tho

2018-11-26 19:37:27 UTC

@porco nah

2018-11-26 19:37:40 UTC

I'll plant my seed in your fertile soil bby

2018-11-26 19:38:20 UTC

thirsty

2018-11-26 19:38:23 UTC

I'm just glad to be out of China. I feel like I have PTSD

2018-11-26 19:38:56 UTC

im gonna be 25 in a matter of years

2018-11-26 19:39:03 UTC

@10032 make me pregnant now

2018-11-26 19:39:27 UTC

I can't wait to move to Taiwan

2018-11-26 19:39:52 UTC

Taiwan is a great place

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What's holding you back again?

2018-11-26 19:40:01 UTC

@transience you really want a hapa kid?

2018-11-26 19:40:15 UTC

I thought you were already looking at micron

2018-11-26 19:44:34 UTC

I'm waiting for my gf to finish her study

2018-11-26 19:44:49 UTC

"study"

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yes

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no need to put it in quotes

2018-11-26 19:45:05 UTC

you mean either parroting the entire book or cheating on exams?

2018-11-26 19:45:22 UTC

I think it's called rote learning

2018-11-26 19:45:26 UTC

Or genuinely understanding what she's doing

2018-11-26 19:46:04 UTC

you unemployed now, porc?

2018-11-26 19:49:21 UTC

No I have a job

2018-11-26 19:49:36 UTC

But not one kind of job that I'd feel bad about quitting

2018-11-26 19:49:45 UTC

courier?

2018-11-26 19:50:06 UTC

you could get some nice thicc legs doing that

2018-11-26 19:50:27 UTC

When will she finish (probably)?

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@androidcrawler Software engineer

2018-11-26 19:51:04 UTC

This semester and the next one, then she's done @Sdeck37

2018-11-26 19:51:44 UTC

what sort of software

2018-11-26 19:51:50 UTC

high level or low level

2018-11-26 19:52:47 UTC

warehouse automation in C/C++ (our codebase is essentially C with classes)

2018-11-26 19:53:19 UTC

ever work with low level? what sort of automation? inventory and stuff?

2018-11-26 19:53:30 UTC

Nice

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picking, packing, tour planning and stuff like that

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