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2018-08-02 17:27:48 UTC

Even with the fucked up Nippon law, this will result in a multitude of sues. Don't know why people see it still as worth it.

2018-08-02 18:38:11 UTC

Fuck, lads.

2018-08-02 18:38:26 UTC

I really feel like having some tonkatsu now

2018-08-02 18:38:30 UTC

Send help

2018-08-02 18:48:48 UTC

Its just fried pork chops you weeb

2018-08-02 18:49:06 UTC

Unless you dont have the sauce, its all over if you dont have the sauce.

2018-08-02 19:11:35 UTC

I don't

2018-08-02 19:11:38 UTC

๐Ÿ˜”

2018-08-02 19:13:31 UTC

RIP

2018-08-02 21:15:55 UTC

Get fukn good

2018-08-04 10:46:56 UTC

My gf made Kimchi 3 weeks ago and now she cooked the leftovers with chicken breast it's so tasty

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/475253298044207104/IMG_20180804_124620_1.jpg

2018-08-04 10:47:33 UTC

Fuck you

2018-08-04 10:47:39 UTC

Now I feel like rice

2018-08-04 11:38:09 UTC

water kimchi

2018-08-04 11:38:14 UTC

fuck i'd eat some

2018-08-04 11:41:51 UTC

>Kimchi 3 weeks ago

2018-08-04 11:42:39 UTC

yeah kimchi should sit for half a year at minimum

2018-08-04 11:42:40 UTC

You should try bunker some kimchi for some months in a jar somewhere.
It's really better than turbokimchi

2018-08-04 11:42:46 UTC

do you even dedicated kimchi fridge bro

2018-08-04 11:43:14 UTC

Don't need kimchi frigde, just put in the basement

2018-08-04 11:45:17 UTC

i don't need kimchi in my room, mom! ๐Ÿ˜ 

2018-08-04 11:47:18 UTC

Then dig a hole and put it there

2018-08-04 11:47:32 UTC

Physical activity is good for manlit

2018-08-04 12:20:52 UTC

Sure actual aged Kimchi is better

2018-08-04 12:21:25 UTC

But if you want to make good turbo Kimchi, use warm, heavily salted water for a few days before putting it in dry salt, instead of doing it right away

2018-08-04 12:21:35 UTC

Will lead to acceptable Kimchi within 1-2 weeks

2018-08-04 12:37:43 UTC

Or just buy it :^)

2018-08-04 19:46:52 UTC

they should adopt zero child policy

2018-08-05 12:03:23 UTC

>but its Russia Today blyat

2018-08-05 12:13:28 UTC

jc the rats

2018-08-05 12:18:21 UTC

"Yeah well thatโ€™s where the flavour comes from you know. "

2018-08-05 19:21:27 UTC

Taiwanese Netflix show "On children" came out yesterday, didn't watch it yet. The trailer is pretty cool though

2018-08-05 19:31:46 UTC

Pedo

2018-08-05 20:11:01 UTC

@porco does corean/asian peeps have a special "kimchi fridge"

2018-08-05 20:11:04 UTC

i heard that

2018-08-05 20:47:17 UTC

Its for fancy folks, like a dedicated wine or cheese fridge. Most just use the normal fridge

2018-08-05 20:47:42 UTC

>

2018-08-05 20:48:08 UTC

It's actually more interesting what the actual asian invests into a proper rice cooker

2018-08-05 20:50:12 UTC

I swear there hasent been a useful feature in ricecookers since the porriage function

2018-08-05 20:50:21 UTC

Yep, Taiwanese "Tatung" rice cookers go for hundreds of $

2018-08-05 20:50:32 UTC

The Japanese are even worse

2018-08-05 20:51:13 UTC

Its now just chimes and guff no one actually uses except one or two times

2018-08-05 20:51:52 UTC

What?

2018-08-05 20:52:28 UTC

We're using it daily

2018-08-05 20:53:31 UTC

For things other than rice? Because my sister has some LG thing that has dozens of features but uses none except the rice cooking one.

2018-08-05 20:54:19 UTC

I use it only for rice, my girlfriend uses it to heat stuff in general

2018-08-05 20:54:31 UTC

Basically any thing you could use a microwave for

2018-08-05 20:54:40 UTC

Exactly

2018-08-05 20:55:21 UTC

Thats what i'm saying, its inefficient at doing anything other than cook rice but they keep adding shit no one asked for and bumping price

2018-08-05 20:55:59 UTC

It's really nice for heating up stuff though, it's heated in a much more regular way than microwaves. Also it doesn't soften as much

2018-08-05 20:56:20 UTC

Even meat leftovers from the day before are somewhat enjoyable when heated in a rice cooker

2018-08-05 20:56:20 UTC

Why are you comparing shit to microwaves?!

2018-08-05 20:56:24 UTC

Stop doing that

2018-08-05 20:56:31 UTC

microwaves are ultimate pleb tier

2018-08-05 20:56:42 UTC

I know, that's why I don't have one

2018-08-05 20:56:49 UTC

Only Americans have microwaves

2018-08-05 20:57:06 UTC

Also dumplings are pretty nice to make in a rice cooker

2018-08-05 20:58:18 UTC

I have a basic model and it can do that, just keep track of time. Tho I also have a steamer so I tend to use that

2018-08-05 20:58:32 UTC

Do you pressure cook them or does it turn in some kinda steamer then?

2018-08-05 20:59:28 UTC

Do you mean me? Just frozen dumplings with a little water into the rice cooker works great

2018-08-05 21:00:05 UTC

Also here are some rice cooker recipes

2018-08-05 21:01:58 UTC

<:thinkjojo:333980344044879872>

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/475770468071243776/Wut.jpg

2018-08-05 21:02:18 UTC

What the hell is this site, hard core porn amd cooking?

2018-08-05 21:02:25 UTC

No, i mean like does the rice cooker change it's working conditions to make dumplings, porco

2018-08-05 21:02:49 UTC

You mean like, the settings?

2018-08-05 21:03:41 UTC

We have a 15 โ‚ฌ rice cooker from tchibo

2018-08-05 21:03:46 UTC

It has only one button

2018-08-05 21:03:49 UTC

"on"

2018-08-05 21:03:52 UTC

Ah ok

2018-08-05 21:04:00 UTC

I assumed you had a fancy one

2018-08-05 21:04:06 UTC

After your description

2018-08-05 21:04:16 UTC

Oh, sorry if it seemed implied

2018-08-05 21:04:25 UTC

@turnerturing It's a douche hitting a girl, that's not porn

2018-08-05 21:04:37 UTC

You can seriously do a lot of stuff with the cheap rice cookers

2018-08-05 21:05:08 UTC

Dunno

2018-08-05 21:05:31 UTC

I just put a metal grid into on of my larger pots and fill it with water underneath

2018-08-05 21:05:31 UTC

Although I'd like to get the xiaomi rice cooker because I've seen people on a Taiwanese forum reverse engineering the app and cook rice over TCP

2018-08-05 21:05:42 UTC

Works pretty well for my whiteboi dumplings

2018-08-05 21:06:09 UTC

100Bucks

2018-08-05 21:07:07 UTC

From the size of it, I'm not sure if it can feed 4 men though

2018-08-05 21:07:45 UTC

It can

2018-08-05 21:07:48 UTC

I saw it IRL

2018-08-05 21:07:55 UTC

It can easily fit two cups

2018-08-05 21:12:22 UTC

<:thonkang:327933449597878312>

2018-08-05 21:50:14 UTC

can you use rice cookers as steamers

2018-08-05 21:50:23 UTC

or is it literally for cooking one fucking food

2018-08-05 21:52:10 UTC

It steams so you can use it for more things

2018-08-05 21:58:06 UTC

you can make pancakes in them

2018-08-05 21:58:26 UTC

there are tons of clever uses for rice cookers

2018-08-05 21:58:26 UTC

>steamed pan cakes

2018-08-05 21:58:29 UTC

Wat

2018-08-05 22:00:09 UTC

google it theyre thicc

2018-08-05 22:01:31 UTC

I can see that it works

2018-08-05 22:01:56 UTC

Wouldn't call it a pancake to anyone normal though

2018-08-05 22:02:06 UTC

You can't use cheap ones for them though they don't come out right

2018-08-05 22:02:25 UTC

Steaming veggies and some thin meats works good tho

2018-08-05 22:02:34 UTC

Ezpz meal

2018-08-05 22:04:42 UTC

I like that though

2018-08-05 22:04:51 UTC

Looks good to impress guests

2018-08-05 22:05:49 UTC

@10032 @AstroJannah ohh thank you. So it's basically steam cookers?

2018-08-05 22:16:50 UTC

Yes it's just a machine that vaporizes water

2018-08-05 22:44:40 UTC

like with a coil? for that its pretty expensive @AstroJannah

2018-08-05 22:49:08 UTC

More than a coil fren

2018-08-05 22:51:49 UTC

>turk not understanding a vape joke

2018-08-05 22:51:52 UTC

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2018-08-05 22:56:27 UTC

@johnfrum I'm czech, you insult me. And thats an isopod in my pfp

2018-08-05 22:56:44 UTC

post it

2018-08-05 23:01:43 UTC

iforgot where I got it

2018-08-06 05:50:24 UTC

Also actual good bamboo steamers from the Chinese shop are 5$ in most places

2018-08-06 06:11:35 UTC

I have one, they're great

2018-08-06 11:40:01 UTC

I don't have chinese in my country thank god

2018-08-06 12:58:11 UTC

Where would that be?

2018-08-06 12:58:34 UTC

Some balkan hole?

2018-08-06 12:58:35 UTC

Czech Republic

2018-08-06 12:58:42 UTC

Lel

2018-08-06 12:58:43 UTC

central yurop

2018-08-06 12:58:52 UTC

Well we do have them, my neighbor is one

2018-08-06 12:58:57 UTC

but they are rare

2018-08-06 12:58:58 UTC

>central yurop

2018-08-06 12:59:06 UTC

You're east mate

2018-08-06 12:59:06 UTC

and their flat smells

2018-08-06 13:01:16 UTC

No one cares

2018-08-06 13:01:21 UTC

you're confusing eastern europe with the former eastern bloc

2018-08-06 13:01:41 UTC

just saying, weak bait.

2018-08-06 13:01:56 UTC

Everything above alps is mid

2018-08-06 13:02:07 UTC

Everything east of that is east

2018-08-06 13:03:30 UTC

Okay but all sources say you're wrong ๐Ÿคท

2018-08-06 13:03:52 UTC

Basically russia tbh

2018-08-06 13:05:11 UTC

>

2018-08-06 13:06:20 UTC

Russia is in the east

2018-08-06 13:06:24 UTC

Checks out

2018-08-06 13:33:18 UTC

Poorland is central, Czech quite close tbh

2018-08-06 19:49:22 UTC

@Deleted User `I don't have chinese in my country thank god` lmao

2018-08-06 19:49:27 UTC

take a visit to prague dear

2018-08-06 20:02:28 UTC

@Julian they re all vietnamese

2018-08-06 20:02:30 UTC

whats your point?

2018-08-06 20:03:01 UTC

are you saying a homely viet gf is the same as a ranting stingy chinese gf???

2018-08-06 20:03:20 UTC

theyre all dumb annoying asians

2018-08-06 20:03:31 UTC

Im not imblying all asians are dumb

2018-08-06 20:03:36 UTC

but those are ๐Ÿ˜‰

2018-08-06 20:04:33 UTC

selfie sticks/oversized cameras make it really easy to differentiate a ching chong from a proper tourist

2018-08-06 20:08:20 UTC

Really?

2018-08-06 20:08:44 UTC

I just judge them by their groups 3+

2018-08-06 20:08:50 UTC

also that

2018-08-06 20:08:56 UTC

and taking lots of pictures

2018-08-06 20:09:03 UTC

and phones always in hand/really close

2018-08-06 21:47:36 UTC

@Julian there are tourists yeah but most chinese go to paris and the like. Where there were really annoying. Like standing right in front of your seat on a tour boat or skipping quotes. In prague there are few, more often it's koreans or japs who are allright.

2018-08-06 21:48:39 UTC

Even so I don't mind tourists. Tourism leads to upkeep which leads to preservation.

2018-08-06 21:48:58 UTC

Well unless it's danish tourists who tend to destroy landmarksmand attack waiters

2018-08-07 04:55:02 UTC

nah in thailand too

2018-08-07 04:55:29 UTC

also if you go to some places in UK they put sauces in little bags too

2018-08-07 04:57:14 UTC

>not having cow milk in bags

2018-08-07 06:06:46 UTC

Never drank out of a plastic bag?

2018-08-07 06:07:14 UTC

Some restaurants do it because it's unique to white ppl and costs less than cups

2018-08-07 06:52:36 UTC

they have these plastic bags in other jungle chink countries too

2018-08-07 08:39:49 UTC

Imagine being this salty

2018-08-07 09:01:38 UTC

"Bloggers have drawn comparisons between the pudgy bear and Xi, which has put the country's censors in overdrive. In June, Chinese authorities blocked HBO after Last Week Tonight host John Oliver mocked Xi's sensitivity over being compared to Winnie the Pooh."

2018-08-07 09:01:56 UTC

lmfao

2018-08-07 10:37:14 UTC

yeah i've drank out of a plastic bag in thailand b4 - though they tend just to give you a plastic cup now

2018-08-07 15:29:22 UTC

I wonder if normal people in China actually know about this stupidity.

2018-08-07 15:31:52 UTC

@Deleted User that's where the whole thing comes from

2018-08-07 15:32:17 UTC

They pointed out he looked like Winnie the Pooh next to Obama

2018-08-07 15:32:24 UTC

and he's been upset ever since

2018-08-07 15:32:28 UTC

"Normal" or just smart people join the party and make the best out of it.

2018-08-07 15:32:30 UTC

purge all imagery of pooh

2018-08-07 15:34:09 UTC

Yeah this sounds like one of those "Trump is a cheeto." things except with it getting purged by the government

2018-08-07 17:34:48 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/476443107018276874/zggku7ptstw01.jpg

2018-08-07 17:37:33 UTC

i wonder how many times that picture needs to be spammed more to internet to first people other than its creator find it funny

2018-08-07 17:53:09 UTC

as long as i dont queue up with them i guess

2018-08-07 17:53:51 UTC

looks like DMK will be getting them too

2018-08-07 17:54:00 UTC

DMK is very very chinky

2018-08-07 17:54:16 UTC

```
How many lanes devoted to Chinese tourists?

18 โ€“ Suvarnabhumi
21 โ€“ Don Mueang
18 โ€“ Phuket
10 โ€“ Hat Yai
8 โ€“ Chiang Mai
```

2018-08-07 17:56:55 UTC

>chinese think they are getting VIP lines
>its actually quarantine

2018-08-07 17:57:12 UTC

that's the best part

2018-08-07 17:59:37 UTC

Hey now I can visit Thailand

2018-08-07 18:00:32 UTC

lmao yup.

2018-08-07 18:00:44 UTC

have fun with the checkin desks though

2018-08-07 18:00:48 UTC

>mainlanders get their own line to not skip the rest

2018-08-07 18:00:58 UTC

absolute sea of chinks at DMK

2018-08-07 18:01:05 UTC

shouting over each other

2018-08-07 18:01:12 UTC

It's like those online games that pair people who quit when they are losing

2018-08-07 18:02:11 UTC
2018-08-07 18:02:32 UTC

let me find you a pic of the line i was in

2018-08-07 18:04:26 UTC

okay maybe i didnt take one but just imagine like 500 chinks in front of you in one area

2018-08-07 18:04:34 UTC

ew

2018-08-07 18:04:42 UTC

shouting, arguing, spitting, etc.

2018-08-07 18:05:10 UTC

They spit on each other?

2018-08-07 18:05:12 UTC

Fucking pigs

2018-08-07 18:05:20 UTC

I'd punch a bitch for that

2018-08-07 18:05:39 UTC

they spit when they talk

2018-08-07 18:06:02 UTC

oh because of their gross language?

2018-08-07 18:06:11 UTC

but you're at the back of the queue

2018-08-07 18:06:20 UTC

and it's 3x as crowded

2018-08-07 18:06:32 UTC

everyone is shouting and arguing and talking like farmers

2018-08-07 18:06:38 UTC

pushing and shoving

2018-08-07 18:06:45 UTC

thinking it'll get them to the front faster

2018-08-07 18:07:06 UTC

that's don mueang airport with chinks for you

2018-08-07 18:08:13 UTC

just imagine you're there in that sea of chinks

2018-08-07 18:09:14 UTC

Fucking chinks

2018-08-07 18:09:27 UTC

Thank god they'll be quarantined

2018-08-07 18:09:41 UTC

sadly, only at immigration

2018-08-07 18:09:51 UTC

although any time not spent around chinks is a plus

2018-08-07 18:10:13 UTC

Yeah

2018-08-07 18:12:16 UTC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wSs8qHePk0 is this the new most popular azn youtube???

2018-08-07 18:16:29 UTC

NICE

2018-08-07 18:41:03 UTC

DMK was fine for me

2018-08-07 18:41:08 UTC

granted i flew out at 6am

2018-08-07 18:41:15 UTC

flight was pretty quiet as well

2018-08-07 18:41:37 UTC

also the hotel thats connected to it is pretty good and not that expensive

2018-08-07 18:44:39 UTC

i was there at like 8pm so that's probably why

2018-08-07 18:46:15 UTC

fucking taxi driver at it was absoutely useless though

2018-08-07 18:46:16 UTC

like

2018-08-07 18:46:19 UTC

hit car in front

2018-08-07 18:46:33 UTC

thanfkully owner decided that there was no damage/not enough damage to care

2018-08-07 18:46:48 UTC

then couldn't find hotel so ended up walking 10 mins

2018-08-07 18:46:54 UTC

the taxi driver that took me to dmk didnt even have enough change so he went asking literally every taxi in the rack for 5 mins lmao

2018-08-07 18:47:00 UTC

lmao

2018-08-07 18:47:25 UTC

and he kept randomly showing me pics of him in police uniform on his phone whilst fucking driving

2018-08-07 18:47:51 UTC

on the highway too

2018-08-07 18:48:19 UTC

haha

2018-08-07 18:49:45 UTC

also the skytrain was alot more busy than i remember

2018-08-07 18:52:22 UTC

yeah theyre really jam packed around siam at mid day

2018-08-07 18:53:08 UTC

although it felt a little less cramped than taking an swr train into london waterloo on a morning

2018-08-07 18:53:28 UTC

i probably didnt even see the worst of it

2018-08-07 18:56:57 UTC

my dad said it used to be empty lol just due to the price

2018-08-07 18:57:12 UTC

its pretty expensive for a asian transit system

2018-08-08 09:59:10 UTC

transport in bangkok is kinda shit

2018-08-08 09:59:18 UTC

except the metro

2018-08-08 09:59:52 UTC

didn't really have a problem with transport in thailand until I was at bangkok

2018-08-08 11:02:00 UTC

ye it is

2018-08-09 07:08:11 UTC

so if one were to obtain control servers IP *fixed a letter

2018-08-09 07:08:24 UTC

and denial it when olympics are undergoing

2018-08-09 07:08:30 UTC

it would be hilarious shitshow

2018-08-09 07:09:06 UTC

>optain
<:benis:239668961011040257>

2018-08-09 07:10:01 UTC

Did you drink? What's up with this fucked up English?

2018-08-09 07:10:16 UTC

just woke up

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