@Semi Truck mc Clusterfuck 2.The feature of crazy-horse leather is rough,original and vintage.There are natural disorder scratches on surface,which is not quality problem.And the surface of the crazy-horse leather will change to more vintage color when you use it

what kinda wallet is this man

@karver Samsung 18650-29E if you're a cheapo, they're low drain though

https://lygte-info.dk/review/batteries2012/Common18650Summary%20UK.html

if you're into battery autism

Epic. Definitely bookmarked that one

Oh no you got scammed? We so sorry mister big white penis but those little asian penis long gone. Company shell, no money. No money for you. Ni hao big penis white piggu.

My tracking code been saying that my package has been arrived to operator country

Since few months

But nothing when i call the postal office

The seller keeps prolonging order confirmation time

*months*

There comes a time when a dispute is in order

Im trying to be nice cos once i got refunded and my order arrived after 6 months

I was totally not expecting it to come

Anyways it shows the seller used swiss post to ship

Anyone familiar with swiss post?

Why chinks use it anyways, not like i am any close to Switzerland

@Deleted User I am familiar with swiss cheese

🤧

Woo

Finally, Shipping fucked up and took 3 months.

yussss

Nice

Get the R I B B A frame from ikea

holy shit deus woof

blast from the past

@Knight from La Mancha what Sapharanth said, RIBBA frame from IKEA fits this perfectly

🤔 I'll see If I can get one, I was thinking of having some carpenter make it.
Never bought Ikea before, no sure If they service my country.

where tf you from @Knight from La Mancha

litle known fun fact

germany has most ikeas in the planet

Mexico.

Think theres one in Guadalajara

nope john it will be there 2019

~

>john knows mexico

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_with_IKEA_stores

I googled mexico ikea.

So did I

He always has the upside down question mark so I assumed mexican.

@johnfrum

They will open bussiness in 2019

then u dum john

https://lbda.net/qa7.png

@johnfrum Do I? I try to remember not to use them in english.

@Tervy ikea should've bought crimea lmao

but yeah i have been at ikea at berlin (the 42.000 m^2 one)

and god fucking dammit it was long walk

Ikea isnt even that great, just order one in about the size you need from ebay.

@Tervy That's like a whole mall of ikeas.

indeed

its insane sized one

apparently there is 59k square meter one in ikea seoul

the ikea in my city is big enough for me to always spend like a 100 euro in there when Igo

just finding stuff and being like "oh I wanted to buy this a while ago"

the berlin ikea would bankrupt me

tried to find layout or video

but nobody has filmed their "i spent 8 hours in seoul ikea"

Only 8 hours?

I could probably wander the berlin sized ikea for like 10. Make a market day out of it, sleep under the beds.

do not shit in the demo room toilets

Video would include epileptic filming and desperate screaming while they try to survive tru it just in 8 hours by running

@johnfrum in case you missed it, do NOT shit in the demo room toilets

I shit where I please, I am a free man

well yeah? my closest ikea is ikea kungens kurva in stockholm, it's 63200 m2

<:blobsweats:427568683003412505>

i could spend an entire day in there, and i have

kungens k u r w a

also, going to shanghai for 10 days next thursday

what should i buy, except knockoff shoes?

already got a new phone and shit

I borrowed my gf redmi note 2 to see something

fell out my hand and the screen broke

Singles day come soon . . .

but ur not single

If its to get them sales then i'll become single for day

based and pocopilled

How low did the redmi note 4 go for last singles day?

directions to the black market in shanghai, take the stairs down the metro station

@gecho 2 things to note: a) they are aggressive bargainers and you must haggle down. Start at 1/10 of their price and refuse to compromise, if you walk away they'll follow you and bring it down more. b) replicas are mixed in with actual copies at this place, use discretion

@Lawman note 4? This ain't 2016

https://www.wish.com/c/5bbd2f157d00345db23fe994

why doesnt aliexpress sell weed too

https://www.gearbest.com/other-accessories/pp_009833851360.html

>Payload: 150 kg

No fucking way could this wheel carry me, my bike, AND a dead dog

r u making an electric unicylce?

Nah, I was just browsing the outdoors section of GB and saw this

I'd imagine these are illegal in a lot of places due to vehicle regulations

Electric bikes have no regulation for the most part

Also they are designed to carry an extra 50 pounds of motor and gearbox so it makes sense that max payload is probably higher than normal tires.

I'm not saying it'd literally buckle and and explode under my weight, I'm saying there's no way a chinkshit motor that fits into a wheel hub and is powered by batteries can PROPEL 330lbs (150 kg)

At least not at anything approaching a good speed

I dont see why it couldn't

Its not like its dragging you.

...It's the front wheel. It literally is

On bearings on a wheel.

Wheels have not much friction, probaably need to roll start it if you get that weight tho.

https://www.gearbest.com/survival/pp_675814.html

<:shiggy:232792354610872320>

This is genuinely the dumbest most tactitard shit I have seen out of goybest

>"You wanna fucking go, bruh?"
>*starts fiddling with rings*

https://www.gearbest.com/edc-tools/pp_009486397103.html

The Self-defense buttplug

Oh shit

I remember seeing this for sale on some random gunrag.

But it was like 50 bucks

<:shiggy:232792354610872320>

I see a lot of shit on here that's ripped off from TrueUtility's products.

Or maybe they were rebranding chinkshit all along 🤔

Probably rebranding

wish zte would make an axon 7 without the built in brick itself technology

wish the moto z2 wasn't a downgrade

wish I didnt drop 400 on an axon earlier this year without looking into them bricking

wish you would buy xiaomi beloved customer

I looked at them, I think it was the way the front camera is like wierdly rounded into the screen that turned me off

would rather the camera and a second speaker set be up there

lmk when some chink company makes a copy of the moto mod system on the moto phones tb fucvkin h

Why tho tbh have they even made the keyboard case yet

oh shit it got cancelled LMAO

what did

that electric shaver looks neat

anyone using it?

https://www.gearbest.com/electric-shavers/pp_1805783.html

Daily reminder that chink hair is more sparse and thin than human hair, so using a chink shaver could be a less than optimal experience

mi homie

I'm chink, so it should be fine right?

@Matthew

🔥 Back, Back beast! 🔥

Anyone ordered camphor from China? Curious if those little 20/pack 1.5cm disk ones are pure camphor or just some kinda camphor scented bullshit

I want to just buy a handful, chuck 'em everywhere, and just forget about them until they evaporate, but if it's camphor scented bullshit I'll hafta check if it's still good instead of just seeing that it's mostly gone.

@Matthew dont forget its marketed to india as well who have bear hair

@timsandtoms just get locally pls

Wait

You buy camphor to put around your house?

Why?

hello dear redmi note 5 4/64 global for 161 european good buy?

local???

use essential oils dear

Why put camphor around house though?

Camphor is for massaging into skin

@z3rk LOCAL???

if its local then yes

tho the 32g version is fine imo

i just ordered a 4/64 global one for 162 euros

it's fuckin gold though

whats a good glass for redmi note 5

someone sent some time ago

MoshimoshiYesterday at 13:57
wait
there
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Full-Cover-Tempered-Glass-For-Xiaomi-Redmi-4-4A-4Pro-4-Prime-Redmi-Note-4-Note/32795664500.html
aliexpress.com
Full Cover Tempered Glass For Xiaomi Redmi 4X 5 Plus 6A 4A 6 Redmi...

this one

tribit also has it i think he said

any idea if this is with glue?

@z3rk that's a good price but ew gold

ew gold indeed

@Tribit can you give me a link for a good glass and a case that covers the gold plz

@z3rk https://www.aliexpress.com/item/for-xiaomi-redmi-note-5-case-Luxury-Vintage-leather-cover-skin-phone-cases-for-Xiaomi-Redmi/32889734644.html

thanks, could you please link glass too

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/XSDTS-Original-Tempered-Glass-For-Xiaomi-Redmi-4X-Note-5-6-Pro-Screen-Protector-Full-Cover/32862095821.html

Have both

screen still sticks good

I have a different case now

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Redmi-Note-5-Pro-Case-64GB-Luxury-Retro-PU-Leather-Case-Back-Cover-for-Xiaomi-Redmi/32908692850.html

thank

doesnt it feel disgusting

??

the second one is real nice

but it has a exposed bottom

so not ideal if you want to hide gold

@Tribit does it cover a good amount of the screen?

like the sides too?

which one

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/XSDTS-Original-Tempered-Glass-For-Xiaomi-Redmi-4X-Note-5-6-Pro-Screen-Protector-Full-Cover/32862095821.html this glass screen protector

It covers the screen well enough

but you're going for gold

so you're going to get small edges no matter what

the screen bezels is white

so it's all good

disgusting

ye

but at least it's not gold unlike older redmi notes

now that's real disgusting

i want to get a mofi case but you fucking can't buy them because they're set for 11/11 pre-order

Just preorder if you really want it

ye i will

but i'll also get another case until that one arrives

@z3rk If you want a fabric case

I can link you one better than Mofi

but in my case it kept crawling under the screenprotector pushing it up

unfortunate

i guess i'll have the same issue

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/xiaomi-redmi-note-5-case-which-based-on-snapdragon-636-funda-luxury-cotton-fiber-cloth-soft/32863134099.html

yeah I'm sticking to my Leather case

if it didnt cut the part besides the camera

😦

so

those chink headphones @Goz3rr

they supposed to be good?

why are you mentioning me for this

ffs

I saw the discord avatar

did you just assume my avatar

fuck you this is your fault

yes

Hello my boys

Im og chink shit buyer 🎎👲🇨🇳

Got this for my gf

Send pics

<:radturt:499289662641143808>

How does she feel about you ordering shit from mainland anyway

Send piccu, whitu piggu

>19bucks for a whole costume
Jesus

That's 2 weeks of food in polan

Of course you can get a bunch of window cleaning clothes for that

It'll probably break after she wears it the first time <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

(regardless of the quality)

Is she that fat

porco will tear it off her

*oh*

In my mind it was not a possibility

I would have never thought

>they actually bought the idea that he bought it for her

<:turt:443131018950606878>

For myself I got the Felix one

@Julian Are those supposed to be the new T2 pros or what's up with the preorder button?

No

It's just pre-sale for 11.11

I think

Don't see pro anywhere

That will make your balls itch at some point Porco

@Millwood it's for the garage. Bugs hate it and it puts off a vapor that prevents rust, so I leave a little chunk of it on the poorly sealed edges of the garage door, and one in each drawer of the tool chests... So I need 41 chunks whenever it evaporates.

Fuck spiders.

Chunk? Is it solid camphor?

Yeah

Geez, I don't know if we can even get that here

Didn't know it's gonna keep spiders away

I should put some on my car mirrors

At least that's my hope. I've purchased solid before online, big chunks on eBay, but it's $0.44/20-pack on Ali, which is WAY less.

Fuckers keep weaving webs there

Well if it's for that then it should be ok?

I'll order a couple dollars worth, for the price it's not a bad gamble.

My concern was that it would just be camphor scented wax or something, which wouldn't fully evaporate. Pure camphor I can tell when it needs a replacement, because it's not there anymore. Camphor scented I'd need to actually check on, but it'll probably be burried in the corner covered in dust for the anti-spider, and I just don't want to check 37 drawers for the tool chests.

Just get a little to try

Yeah

Picked up 6 packs. Will report back.

how do I fuck over roaches