Message from @Tervy

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2018-10-19 20:16:04 UTC  

Think theres one in Guadalajara

2018-10-19 20:16:25 UTC  

nope john it will be there 2019

2018-10-19 20:16:26 UTC  

~

2018-10-19 20:16:28 UTC  

>john knows mexico

2018-10-19 20:16:37 UTC  

I googled mexico ikea.

2018-10-19 20:16:45 UTC  

So did I

2018-10-19 20:16:58 UTC  

He always has the upside down question mark so I assumed mexican.

2018-10-19 20:17:03 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/502938253033340948/unknown.png

2018-10-19 20:17:05 UTC  

They will open bussiness in 2019

2018-10-19 20:17:05 UTC  

then u dum john

2018-10-19 20:17:26 UTC  
2018-10-19 20:17:46 UTC  

@johnfrum Do I? I try to remember not to use them in english.

2018-10-19 20:17:54 UTC  

@Tervy ikea should've bought crimea lmao

2018-10-19 20:18:57 UTC  

but yeah i have been at ikea at berlin (the 42.000 m^2 one)

2018-10-19 20:19:04 UTC  

and god fucking dammit it was long walk

2018-10-19 20:19:15 UTC  

Ikea isnt even that great, just order one in about the size you need from ebay.

2018-10-19 20:20:08 UTC  

@Tervy That's like a whole mall of ikeas.

2018-10-19 20:20:14 UTC  

indeed

2018-10-19 20:20:19 UTC  

its insane sized one

2018-10-19 20:21:00 UTC  

apparently there is 59k square meter one in ikea seoul

2018-10-19 20:21:13 UTC  

the ikea in my city is big enough for me to always spend like a 100 euro in there when Igo

2018-10-19 20:21:26 UTC  

just finding stuff and being like "oh I wanted to buy this a while ago"

2018-10-19 20:21:31 UTC  

the berlin ikea would bankrupt me

2018-10-19 20:23:12 UTC  

tried to find layout or video

2018-10-19 20:23:27 UTC  

but nobody has filmed their "i spent 8 hours in seoul ikea"

2018-10-19 20:24:46 UTC  

Only 8 hours?

2018-10-19 20:25:32 UTC  

I could probably wander the berlin sized ikea for like 10. Make a market day out of it, sleep under the beds.

2018-10-19 20:26:37 UTC  

do not shit in the demo room toilets

2018-10-19 20:26:45 UTC  

Video would include epileptic filming and desperate screaming while they try to survive tru it just in 8 hours by running

2018-10-19 20:27:11 UTC  

@johnfrum in case you missed it, do NOT shit in the demo room toilets

2018-10-19 20:33:03 UTC  

I shit where I please, I am a free man

2018-10-19 21:04:00 UTC  

well yeah? my closest ikea is ikea kungens kurva in stockholm, it's 63200 m2

2018-10-19 21:04:03 UTC  

<:blobsweats:427568683003412505>

2018-10-19 21:04:13 UTC  

i could spend an entire day in there, and i have

2018-10-19 21:04:53 UTC  

kungens k u r w a

2018-10-19 21:07:40 UTC  

also, going to shanghai for 10 days next thursday

2018-10-19 21:07:52 UTC  

what should i buy, except knockoff shoes?

2018-10-19 21:07:56 UTC  

already got a new phone and shit

2018-10-19 23:44:30 UTC  

I borrowed my gf redmi note 2 to see something

2018-10-19 23:44:51 UTC  

fell out my hand and the screen broke