why do android shills always say this????

it makes 0 sense????

I think its meme tbh

No one can honestly keep straight face saying that

LagOS btfo yet again

It's funny cause it's true

>not buying Uni-T

How is it though?

No shekels

For uni-t

Seems to work at least

Gonna check my car battery in a few

@timsandtoms ANENG is good shit

Also budget friendly <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

thinkpad users

>he didn't IPS swap his x220's screen

having enough neet bucks to do it

sigh

My brother uses a t430 and the hinges started breaking within a year

is your bro shrek?

jesus christ man

you joke but not far off

definitely a neckbeardy type

hinges are supposed to last forever or like at least 20k uses

ur brother is orc

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-for-Lenovo-ThinkPad-T430-T430i-LCD-Hinges-Screen-Left-and-Right-Axis-Shaft-04W6863-04W6864/32821524800.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_5_10065_10068_204_318_10546_10059_10884_10548_10887_10696_100031_10084_10083_10103_452_10618_10307_532,searchweb201603_60,ppcSwitch_0&algo_expid=70fcc0a2-402a-4f3b-91fe-ca464e809433-1&algo_pvid=70fcc0a2-402a-4f3b-91fe-ca464e809433&priceBeautifyAB=0

seriously, how the fuck did they break

not the shaft, the plastic surrounding them

just started cracking and fell off

oh, the hinge just got stuck when he was closing the laptop screen

and cracked the bezel in the process

so literally normal use, weird shit

I broke the plastic around the hindges

started to crack

all good

What are some good chink ecigs

subaru brz is a neat accessory for vapers

>putting chink shit in your mouth

They mark that shit up here

I'm not shelling out $200 for an ecig

ecigs are gay as fuck anyway

proper way to spot retards in public spaces

if u wanna die at least die properly duh

I just want to smoke dmt without needing to work out how the FUCK I diy a freebase pipe

>shelling out 200 amerishekels for a mouth fedora

wew lad

I'm pretty sure you can smoke dmt without an ecig

>without needing to work out how to diy a freebase pipe

kek, nvm

I went out to buy one of those mini vodka bottles to make the machine out of but they're made of plastic

wtf

like those ones you see with smirnoff ice?

yeah, plastic

Like a tiny smirnoff

50mL

Closest I found was a 100mL bottle of vanilla essence

they are glass bottles here

Lucky you

less plastic waste the better

some of the medium sized ones (250ml) are transfering to plastic ones

They're trying very hard to not let me get my hands on paraphernalia here

Can't import freebase pipes 😬

Only paraphernalia shop only sells bongs

who tf smokes weed lol

kek

DUDEEEEE

XD WEEEEEEEDDDDD

They've been moving to plastic bottles here to

It's so fucking dumb

I have a bunch of alcohol someone bought me in plastic bottles

I don't actually drink though, just have a bunch of ugly bottles sitting around

Who has alcohol in plastic, Jesus

ikr

I mean poorland has cheap wine in carton

But it's not plastic at least

My favourite bottle is the massive costco vodka

I drank that before, it's not that bad...

the boxed wine thing

Yeah it's just cheap wine

goon?

dude

goon

lmao

Shut up stoner

yeah, goon

I almost wish I could drink goon

So I could make a raft

it's really not that bad if you drink it near freezing

there is decent box wine, yes

its not for tasting or anything though lol

just a fancy (but not really) and cheap way to get plastered

<#189467888657235970> though

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

oh I thought we were in that lol

I still dont know what ecig to get

dont

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

buy whatever the fuck starter kit the meme companies are coming out with

or that voice activated AI one from the h3h3 video

did I miss somthing

voice activated ecigs?

wait

if i can scream "GAS THE JEWS" for it to activate

i'm fucking down

wait a second

<#189467888657235970>

I need something

For my aniexty

learn2dealwithit

Buy more chinkshit

remove kebab.

@Lesi Deal with it, tablets will fk up your life

so i shouldn't buy Chuwi then

I think he means that once you buy one, you're not leaving the tablet life

any recommendations for a nice mechanical pencil?

just about every nice mechanical pencil is from japan. dunno 'bout cheap chinese shit though

just buy a rotring 600

Tbh I assumed ecigs were chinkshit because of all the Chinese models available, but I could see it taking over discussion easily lol

>600

800 pls

I think Xiaomi has a mech pencil

It's fair to just assume Xiaomi has something for it, they even have vacuums that look very similar to Dysons

tfw no mitu flavor ecig liquid

Dyson's are shit, don't get vacuums without filters.

but all my favorite YouTubers shilled the dyson v10 for money, it has to be good!

/s

Unless you're the type who doesn't value your time and will always perfectly clean that shitty reusable filter and dry it thoroughly, it'll clog and work like shit. Or if you only ever have large chunks you vacuum.

eww wobbly tip :^)

thanks @bentech

Mine didn't wobble enough to be an issue, but that was also my first foray into good mechanical pencils

@zooper26 if you want somethin cheaper pentel graphgear or somethin

tbh rotring 600s are chepa enough in the UK (17GBP ) I don't bother with anything else

they've dorpped thep irce alot

i have been using Kz hds1s for months and months, maybe a year? they have not failed me even though they dont sound great

on the topic of pencils

graphgear 1000 click mechanism wears out and the interior construction is plastic

and has broken on me

I prefer the 500

the knurling on the grip is great and its a really cheap pencil

More Christmas hats have arrived

https://i.imgur.com/yDOhakC.png

uhh how can i ask ali to step in?

https://i.imgur.com/GzllxuX.png

10/10 would buy hats again

someone shut this man down

he's too festive

yeah,he does look like someone i used to know but less drunk.

bold of you to assume he's not already drunk

Nice receding hairline, fuckboi. Lower your soy intake

you dimwitted fuck that's SANTA you're talking to

That can't be santa

soynta

Bingo

Did Mr. Clause give you that hair cut? I say Mr. Because she obviously left you. Also, your pupils seem blown out. Are you on drugs? Can't have you flying your sleigh like that.

You seem upset, @Matthew

who can find the weebest keycaps out there?

https://item.taobao.com/item.htm?spm=a230r.1.14.109.2fe227d8tUt2id&id=552370266766&ns=1&abbucket=11#detail

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

I get touch typing and all but this seems really confusing

well if you really want you can for example buy Hatsume Metoo

and replace H with it

you can never forget your waifu's name

ez pz

for num keys you can do 0 tomoko 1 one piece 2. naruto 3. bleach...

@johnfrum someone has to knock Soynta down a notch

i use blank keycaps so eh

pay more for less goy

blank keycaps r cheap

i got keyboard with backlight and i use keycaps that are not shine-thru

S A V A G E

no i think you're low iq

bruh,i watch rick and motor , my iq is over -300

Why cant I find candycorn keycaps

<:blobconfounded:427568418107949090>

anyone recommend a decent chinkshit fitness tracker?

Mi band

the 3 came out like two months ago.

It's one of my 11.11 targets.

Does anyone know of any other silly Santa-styled hats I can buy?

Who's that feminist

look what just arrived in the mail

Does anybody here have a screencap of when that guy bought a chicken from Taobao or Aliexpress

<:kms:327934280619655179>

Need it for research purposes

>tfw I want to get a simple usb a hub that has 3 usb 3 ports, a SD/TF reader and ethernet port

Can't find a single one

>simple usb hub >ethernet port

you probly are thinkking Dock

search by "dock station"

@foxhunt to get what you need

might even need to throw "thunderbolt" there

they are around 30-60 on ali

depending on make and model

But I don't want to throw thunderbolt in there

I mean there are some hubs with either ethernet or micros card readers

Just not both

just use those search terms

they are just usb-C

but chinks love to tag them for "thunderbolt"

due apple faggots

Yeah that was the problem I needed an usb a one for my old ass laptop

I suppose I would have to choose

Between microsd or ethernet or just get 2 dongles

yes for some old as fuck usb

does your laptop have extension slot

either by taking cd-drive away

or just by expresscard slot

cause aliex has expresscard usb3.0 hubs

expresscard bus can handle like 5+ Gbps iirc

those are pretty much your only options

I was just looking for something that can do everything to be honest

and that cd-drive has already been replaced with an ssd lol

:D

chinks are putting blue ports on usb 2 devices

ofc

higher chance that people buy em

makes me wonder would usb3 to usb-c adapter work between those dock stations

usb c is protocol agnostic, so yes?

not sure what you mean

i mean if i take this https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Thunderbolt-3-dock-station-USB-C-Hub-usb3-1-Type-C-to-HDMI-VGA-Gigabit-Ethernet/32844709527.html

throw usb c to usb 3.0 adapter between that brick and host machine connection

in paper it should work far as i understand

but in reality it probly depends on the laptops usb3.0 port

probably just gonna get this and an ugreen microsd card reader

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Vention-USB-3-0-HUB-To-RJ45-Gigabit-Network-Card-Lan-Adapter-USB-Ethernet-For-Android/32855293078.html?spm=a2g0s.8937460.0.0.456d2e0eXrVWfN

Chinks sent my package to an address 400km away

Dear friend please pick up at post office

best thing is if its certain type of international mail

and they are nto allowed to redirect it midway

:D

So i bought a joust max blower

everyday we stray further from Gods light

And apparently it can also be a vacuum or sucker

But i dont know how to do that

What gives with these dual function blower/suction things

This belongs in <#189467888657235970>

😡

woops

😡

what about usb3.0 cables...

Techlinked

I bought this for my bf

oh look he seems to be holding it already

dohohohoh

(dont mind me im bored as fuck)

@Tervy You're right tho, degeneracy should be purged.