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Chink jews tryna get me into the devils magic

Today's mail

>chinkshit taps

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For the $1 or whatever it was, eh, why not.

Expecting the worst after seeing the packaging though. That's all there was, in a plastic envelope.

True, looking at  7/8"-14  taps I can pay 120 for a nice burger birthed one or chink for 14 bucks

Choetech cables are breddy gud

Sounds generic

Actually good build quality or just werks?

help

a chink sent me a parcel bomb instead of my chink phone

and blew my 2 fingers off

can i sue

Nope

at least your parcel bomb worked

th-thanks

spent $12 on this https://www.sciaticapain.se/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Pull-up-bar-ways-to-help-sciatica-pain.png

sciatica-pain.png

DISPUTE IN PROGRESS

(item cost £18.73)

it's a Scart video to HDMI device

Link?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Super-Effect-China-AKARZ-famous-brand-ancient-Improve-male-sexual-function-oil-Male-kidney-maintenance-essential/32831487289.html

I expected a scart box

I wasn't disappointed <:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

@Speshu plz don't be rude to chinks, they are like children

kek

@Sdeck37 https://www.aliexpress.com/item/PEICE_OF_SHIT/32841850293.html

I have this now, still a few problems but close enough.. https://www.aliexpress.com/item/ugh_ok_i_guess/32840249203.html

@sertralino >"Effect:Penis Enlargement"

😏 🍆 💦

Yeah that's what I would have recommended

What problems do you got left with it?

Ironically that was my first choice, but I tried my luck

not worth the risk

only real problem is the image is smaller than it should be, and there's a huge black bar to the left, while the actual image is pushed to the right edge of the screen

@Matthew HORY SHIJT

At least it's a piece more for that chink collection <:chink:323022148870602752>

ugh

I've tried different monitors too, with different display options, same problem

Sure that the Black bar isn't a misplaced hdmi signal?

I. E. Have you tried moving the picture?

Like with the left right up down function on the remote

Just slide your tv over till it matches

don't have the option to move the picture, and I tried forcing '16:9' mode, same problem

>don't have the option to move the picture

best setting is 'scan' mode (on my TV)

I don't believe you

We already know it has hdmi

delete this 😡

Post model number of screen

dude, this is 2017, HDMI doesn't NEED to be 'adjusted' like VGA might

Are you jealous of that chink's mighty cock

yes'nt

Speshu, that's completly off the point. Moving the frame is a standard option

HDMI auto-scales, unless your monitor is shit

I haave never come across a monitor or TV with the option to move the framing of a HDMI signal

fwiw, my HDMI TV doesn't have a picture moving option

just checked

dude, it only applies to ANALOGUE signals

The hell?

Again post a model number of those screens

I'm a bit in disbelief here

it's be cool if the converter box had options for adjusting picture, but it don't, shame

Why are you getting so tilted about this

nigga I have played with literally hundreds of monitors, screens, and TVs, even old CRTs, V-pos is only for analogue signals like VGA

I have never seen a screen that doesn't have a frame moving option
And I worked in an electronic store for a while

it don't matter anyhow, because I actually tested the converter box with 2 screens, (a TV and a PC monitor), same problemo

the problem is within the converter box for sure

even tried 3 different HDMI cables, just to be super sure

Post pic

fuck off

Kek

Are you the chink seller in disguise or something?

The hell is wrong with you

lol ikr

Wat?

You're being very pushy and demanding regarding this shit converter box not working correctly

it doesn't make sense

Pushy for what?

I don't know of TVs that abolished the frame fixing option, yes

What do I care about the box?

what-fucking ever, new topic

does anyone know of some sort of HDMI processor which can remove black bars from a signal?, that'd actually be very useful to me

maybe some sort-of scaler do it

You could probably do with a pi

okay now you're trolling

mi 8 has a notch <:kms:327934280619655179>

https://i.imgur.com/ZxwxpSn.png
https://i.imgur.com/2ITLe1B.png
https://i.imgur.com/R99ndLy.png

Mi8 a shit

Fuck off with notches

but it has amoled

ffs

why couldn't they put amoled on the mi mix 2s

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6"+

6/64: $421
6/128: $468
6/256: $514

there's two versions

you have screen diagonal and aspect ratio

do the rough math

or use the chink for reference size <:benis:239668961011040257>

depends on your provider

tmobile?

Band8-900MHz, Band3-1800MHz, Band1-2100MHz, Band7-2600MHz

if you're on any of the KPN subsidiaries you'll want Band20-800MHz as well

@Millwood why not a Redmi Note 5 Global?

NU

OH

TCH

Also 6"+ is too big for a phone. It's just too much phone

nah

my 5.5 is too small for me

Do you have mutant spider hands?

im australian so yea

@Velyks HANDLET

Not really, but I like to be able to press the entire screen with my thumb with one hand

I think that pretty much maxes out at 5~5.5" on a 16:9 phone

it's not 16:9 tho

i think this is supposed to mean it's comparable to 5.2" 16:9?

Yeah but having a longer slimmer phone means you're gonna have to shuffle the fucker up and down in your palm to reach the top and the bottom

Some good SCP memes spotted on Taobao

dont speak gook

@Speshu those things are fuckawful

Get an OSSC

Using one of those is almost identical to using a TV's in built upscaler

i.e shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

can we buy mi band 3 yet

@Goz3rr @Tribit did they talk about miband3

@Cole soon

@fedora It was unveiled yes

Scroll up

See image I posted

I need it

@fedora they did yes

Oh right

Mi Band 3 - 0.78" oled display + button, displays up to 24 Chinese characters, shows text and calls, weather, pedometer, waterproof up to 50M, heartrate, 110 mAh battery, Bluetooth 4.2, 169 Yuan (~27 usd), nfc version 199 yuan

Didnt see it there

https://twitter.com/xiaomi/status/1001768564221661184?s=19

I looks nic i guess

nfc version

Nfc version???

what did they mean by this

Why for???

payments?

Chinks use qr codes

what if they don't want to sell it to only chinks

I guess then nfc yes

But they would need to expand to our banks

And that will be pain in the ass

Xiaomi Europe store when

does android have some sort of nfc over bluetooth built in

doubt it

never heard about that

Oh

me neither

but that would be neat

It might be for fast pairing

You tap band to pair it

guess i was right fuckers

Thats for their transit system?

@transience please do needful here

How long before Xiaomi just invent a phone implant that the chinese government makes mandatory?

It tracks your Chinese Government Good Boy Points

But it also keeps track of your Banggood points too so everyone uses it

Mi Band 3 has NFC?

option for it

If your phone doesnt have NFC but a band does, can you use that for paired payment and stuff?

I haven't used android pay before

yeah im wondering that also

I dont know what uses there would be with nfc for westerner

Im gonna get no nfc one

Mayb

lots of stores have NFC tag now, would be cool to not have to drag out your card anymore

atleast here

I use apple pay everywhere

GAS GAS GAS

Still need to carry drivers license

England has contactless payments (NFC credit/debit card, apple/google pay) EVERYWHERE

@Phatique u guys have samshit pay with handelsbanken and few other banks right?

Whats the best chinky android wear with nfc?

@fedora samsung pay and apple pay is here

I want a round smartwatch that isn't £200

That isn't too bulky

@Velyks ticwatch

they're $250

well $150 for the non-snazzy ones

They are chink shit

And only good chink shit android wear watches

NOOOOOOOOOO

TEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

CHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>thick bezels
>notch
Reeeeeeeeeeeee

Why can't they just make a transparent screen already?

So you can have the camera behind the screen

They are chinks, they only « inspire » themselves

So until Apple will actually do it there will be notch on chink phones

But wtf this Mi8 is so gay

Its the Mi8 SE

not the Mi8 right?

the SE seems less gay, let me find pics
the explorer edition is better cause transparent back meme

On the left the 8 and on the right the SE

yuuuge notch

Need to make an OLED screen that has a transparent option

not only a huge notch but also a huge chin

>disgust

why even put a notch if you have 1cm of chin on the bottom

thats why apple shouldve copied mi mix

dat tru bezelless

But why? 🤔

the s8/9 is also the godtier design choice
No notch but slim bezels on the top and bottom

I rather like having somewhere to put my fat fucking fingers without triggering some event on the phone.

can you put the front camera behind an amoled screen and disable the screen in that area for selfies

Can’t you just make a phone without a selfie cam all together

@spaqin Probably, but not without cost.

@Brokenman You. I like you.

If the phone is true bezel less I wouldn’t even care

there was a phone prototype with the front camera sliding out from the top

like Miata headlights

Yeah but its not practical with normies

2slow

"LOL MY PHONE HAS TINY CUP HOLDER" <:chink:323022148870602752>

mechanical parts in my phone

The moving parts will break in no time

how about no

do you put in your usb connector digitally

Why chinks can’t do an S9 rip-off with even lesser bezels

That would be milles better than a notch

they dont wanna be better than gooks just yet

let gooks have some pride for now

Can’t wait for the fucking pixel 3 with a notch

oh yeah

vivo apex

Lenovo said they will launch a vivo apex copy without this contraption

just without a front camera 🤔

Front camera under the display apparently

*i am the screen*

Concepts are great

« Lenovo's VP, Chang Cheng tantalised fans last week with news of an incoming flagship smartphone, the Lenovo Z5. The smartphone will be launching on June 5, as shared this morning on Weibo.

This smartphone promises to be the first, true, all-screen phone on the market, should Lenovo's hype not merely be marketing puff. Cheng put up illustrations of a phone (pictured above) with the front of the phone being nigh all screen. The device was claimed to feature a screen to body ratio of 95 percent and shows no bezel in the sketch or partial image shared on Weibo. »

They're what products would be if they weren't limited by troubling things such as physics

or reality

fuck reality

Teasing render* 🤔