wew lads

got my phantom power BM working

shieeet sounds crispy B^)

then suddenly smoke

nah the supply works

ive had it for a good month or so

i just didnt have an xlr

since my old one was proper borked

was picking up the fucking radio

shoulda got some good ole FERROUS CORES

i know how to spel

naw im lazy boi

oh and my chinky usb soldering iron arrived too

hey dudes

hey honey

i bought a new chinkpad battery

and it stops charging at 97%

ive reinserted it

oh no

and it still doesnt go to 100

any reason why?

something something calibration

not enough activated almonds

ive had it charged overnight

so is it at 100%

but the computer doesnt read it that way

should i just drain it like i would if it read 100%

its probably a complete non issue tbh

i'd love to add dhgate as a recommended site for chink shit

but i cant even use the goodamn search

https://gfycat.com/OddDevotedBarasingha

its a shame, dhgate is where fakes go uncensored

not so promising

the url is even >secure.dhgate.com

acts fishy

smells fishy

its probly fishy

just got my 5$ chink iphone battery

is it gonna blow up

yes

try it out

Pray to allah for luck

fuck i dont have a screwdriver for those tiny screws at the bottom

ill try to unscrew them with a knife

and then tore was never seen again

these screws are so fucking tiny wtf

cant see shit

I got a knock off himouto figurine. retail is $50 USD, the knock off was $7. pretty good knock off except for fewe issues B+

Don't

fucking

try to unscrew shit with your knife

You're only gonna ruin the screws

And fuck it up completely

welp yea

ordered a kit

ill try sometime later

>tfw new chink tablet comes in tomorrow

cant wait

what tablet is it?

which one

iwork10 ultimate

only feature missing is full usb slot, only has micro

neat

Those are pentalobe screws aren't they

Disassembling iphones is a complete nightmarew

it's not worth it

They're glued down

Get a proper precision kit

Even with the right tools

it fucking sucks

t. person who's tried it

ifixit has guides

No doubt but if your phone is dead either you sell it or fix it

But you have to be SO careful because the screen and digitizer are wafer thin and spiderweb really fast.

just gonna replace the battery

I tried repairing an original iPhone2G before and it suuuucks; otoh, the 5 and 5s are extremely serviceable

it's an iphone 5

Yes, but replacing the whole battery means taking the whole thing apart.

No

Battery is easy to get to

Screen is not

Huh. Let me see.

https://www.ifixit.com/Guide/iPhone+5+Battery+Replacement/10587

iPhone 5 is just undo two screws , remove back cover and you have access to the battery

According to this you have to remove the front.

Probably

Actually

Servicing i-products is suffering

You have to remove one piece of metal with 3 screws

It's been years so

Forgive if my memory is shit

well i might aswell try when i get the tools

Also, at least it's doable

rrrr

angery

i am angery

either i get a phone with a possibly working battery that i can give away or sell

If the battery was soldered down or something it would be fucking retarded

or it stays broken

Does the power button work on it