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2018-03-08 14:01:11 UTC

Yeah, would be pretty sweet

2018-03-08 14:35:57 UTC

i dont know what to believe anymore

2018-03-08 14:36:03 UTC

i'll just wait until the end of the month

2018-03-08 14:40:05 UTC

notch is the future

2018-03-08 14:44:52 UTC

I mean a video is much harder to fake than a pic

2018-03-08 14:46:46 UTC

a notch is much harder to fake than a well designed phone

2018-03-08 14:46:50 UTC

oh wait

2018-03-08 14:47:37 UTC

just thought

2018-03-08 14:47:39 UTC

the xps 13 2019

2018-03-08 14:47:45 UTC

should have a notch for the webcam

2018-03-08 14:47:48 UTC

its actually a great idea

2018-03-08 14:50:10 UTC

8 GB of RAM, 256 GB storage

2018-03-08 14:50:13 UTC

Nice

2018-03-08 14:50:35 UTC

i want oneplus 6

2018-03-08 14:50:39 UTC

to have 12GB of storage

2018-03-08 14:50:44 UTC

12 GB

2018-03-08 14:50:46 UTC

😦

2018-03-08 14:50:54 UTC

i meant ram

2018-03-08 14:50:55 UTC

same thing

2018-03-08 14:51:07 UTC

Why do you need so much

2018-03-08 14:51:18 UTC

Can soon run virtual machines on your phone

2018-03-08 14:51:26 UTC

Android KVM

2018-03-08 15:21:17 UTC

Just put the damn camera under the display and turn off the pixels when the camera gets used <:sadmitu:331056421342806026>

2018-03-08 15:26:11 UTC

Notch is better though

2018-03-08 15:26:14 UTC

Looks cooler

2018-03-08 15:33:41 UTC

>apple users will defend this

2018-03-08 15:51:02 UTC

TIL the mi mix 2 has two wifi chips

2018-03-08 15:51:07 UTC

People wear uncomfortable clothes all the time for fashion

2018-03-08 15:51:15 UTC

A phone is a accessory

2018-03-08 15:51:17 UTC

And you can use both simultaneously

2018-03-08 15:51:17 UTC

Or something

2018-03-08 15:51:21 UTC

Can't be bothered tbh

2018-03-08 15:51:32 UTC

@porco whats a use for 2 WiFi chip

2018-03-08 15:51:59 UTC

hotspot and client at the same time

2018-03-08 15:52:07 UTC

@Goz3rr this

2018-03-08 15:52:11 UTC

although some wifi chips can do that by themselves iirc

2018-03-08 15:57:08 UTC

@porco do you have a link to this because I can't find it

2018-03-08 15:57:26 UTC

unless you're talking about MIMO

2018-03-08 16:42:17 UTC

@BIRDzone don't think so

2018-03-08 16:42:36 UTC

These are gb deals btw

2018-03-08 16:45:48 UTC

ty anyway, will try to use them

2018-03-08 17:48:58 UTC

Translation

2018-03-08 18:16:28 UTC

`Your item was accepted at 8:08 pm on March 8, 2018 in CHINA.`

2018-03-08 18:16:53 UTC

waiting intensifies

2018-03-08 18:23:05 UTC

Information Received (This is not an acknowledgment of the physical receipt of the stated Registered Article)

2018-03-08 18:23:15 UTC

get on with it

2018-03-08 18:41:47 UTC

"This is not an acknowledgment of the physical receipt"
aka
"desperate laowai needs the tracking info to shows something so we put a useless message there so he's happy"

2018-03-08 18:42:14 UTC

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2018-03-08 18:43:00 UTC

It's even worse than sellers sending you broken engrish ads in support chat <:aliOK:251417852156837888>

2018-03-08 20:22:05 UTC

the fucking acknowledgement message makes my blood boil

2018-03-08 20:22:18 UTC

"HELL YES A TRACKING UPDA...FFS"

2018-03-08 20:29:17 UTC

πŸ˜„

2018-03-08 22:03:43 UTC

>1 dolls

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/421427825627758612/JPEG_20180309_110319.jpg

2018-03-08 22:03:57 UTC

>no item description, just some garbage text

2018-03-08 22:04:02 UTC

I'm scared lads

2018-03-08 22:04:09 UTC

concerned

2018-03-08 22:04:12 UTC

at the very least

2018-03-08 22:05:21 UTC

Oh sick, that penguin trap game

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/421428235339825153/JPEG_20180309_110458.jpg

2018-03-08 22:09:22 UTC

maybe it was the doll you ordered

2018-03-08 22:12:50 UTC

No, it was this @anon

2018-03-08 22:13:26 UTC

Ooh! I wanted that game. x)

2018-03-08 22:13:29 UTC

Neat, I'd get less dinky hammers

2018-03-08 22:14:23 UTC

It cost like NZD$3.20 or something

2018-03-08 22:17:07 UTC

I feel like the penguin is going to fall over as soon as I start hitting the board

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/421431199211323412/JPEG_20180309_111634.jpg

2018-03-08 22:18:43 UTC

The penguin faces death into the abyss

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/421431598869774336/JPEG_20180309_111814.jpg

2018-03-08 22:19:08 UTC

...you bought this to play yourself?

2018-03-08 22:19:28 UTC

its ok not to have friends

2018-03-08 22:19:46 UTC

A guy takes a photo to show a product, and this is your assumption? πŸ€”

2018-03-08 22:20:29 UTC

@johnfrum test it works properly

2018-03-08 22:20:37 UTC

But there's a casual gathering tonight

2018-03-08 22:20:40 UTC

Video games

2018-03-08 22:24:57 UTC

He's so fucked

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/421433167363440640/JPEG_20180309_112436.jpg

2018-03-08 22:25:00 UTC

Enough pictures of this game

2018-03-08 22:25:16 UTC

Setup is pretty tedious for the amount of time you actual play for

2018-03-08 22:25:45 UTC

guys i'm trying to buy a 5v 2amp uk wall adapter

2018-03-08 22:25:58 UTC

what do i search to get a good one

2018-03-08 22:26:10 UTC

penguin trap

2018-03-08 22:26:11 UTC

what a name

2018-03-08 22:26:19 UTC

Stop

2018-03-08 22:26:29 UTC

Take your gay elsewhere

2018-03-08 22:26:32 UTC

no

2018-03-08 22:26:36 UTC

please save this penguin

2018-03-08 22:26:44 UTC

he is not allowed to die

2018-03-08 22:30:06 UTC

@Deleted User would be a lot less tedious if there wasnt a hollow side but not much you can do about that.

2018-03-08 22:30:49 UTC

this would be fun if it was like, real sized

2018-03-08 22:30:50 UTC

@johnfrum it's mainly aligning up the hex pieces to fit snugly

2018-03-08 22:30:56 UTC

imagine blocks being like 40cm wide

2018-03-08 22:31:00 UTC

@BIRDzone this is the mini edition

2018-03-08 22:31:06 UTC

Cant you just flip it kver and throw it on?

2018-03-08 22:31:13 UTC

there is a bigger one? nice

2018-03-08 22:31:16 UTC

There is a large version for maybe twenty bucks

2018-03-08 22:31:19 UTC

NZD

2018-03-08 22:31:33 UTC

@johnfrum if you alignments are perfect, then yeah

2018-03-08 22:32:34 UTC

Sounds boring, make a drinking game, every peice that falls requires a shot

2018-03-08 22:33:31 UTC

@johnfrum but you are supposed to hit the blocks out

2018-03-08 22:34:07 UTC

The point is to make the game harder by making people drunk like all drinking games

2018-03-08 22:35:25 UTC

@johnfrum yeah but then you'd be too drunk to use fine motor skills and set up the game again

2018-03-08 22:36:07 UTC

Who wants to play a board game twice?

2018-03-08 22:37:46 UTC

@johnfrum most people

2018-03-08 22:38:46 UTC

Come to think of it the only board game I played was monopoly, that probably volors my perception.

2018-03-08 23:18:06 UTC

>take 10 shots within a minute of gameplay

2018-03-08 23:19:04 UTC

I see nothing wrong with this

2018-03-08 23:20:48 UTC

reminds me of these https://youtu.be/lSZlsL9v4fo

2018-03-08 23:29:31 UTC

>lend a coworker a pen flashlight
>got it back tonight
>it keeps blinking
>ask what the fuck he did with it
>I forgot it wasnt mine so I taped it to my shotgun
He gave me five bucks for it but fuck.

2018-03-08 23:35:08 UTC

wtf

2018-03-09 00:03:31 UTC

I'm buying d&d dices just because they're cute

2018-03-09 00:28:19 UTC

Huh, the flashlight still works, the threads holding it walked out letting the board jiggle. It works fine now.

2018-03-09 01:16:11 UTC

Giff him the money back

2018-03-09 01:16:15 UTC

U jew

2018-03-09 01:21:42 UTC

Eh, he did strap it to a shotgun. But it probably was a genuine mistake.

2018-03-09 01:23:47 UTC

Fine, I'll give it back. Damn it.

2018-03-09 01:24:31 UTC

Funny thing, apparently U-King uses Cree boards and LEDs.

2018-03-09 01:38:49 UTC

Look at this huge boy

2018-03-09 01:40:14 UTC

yuge

2018-03-09 02:10:02 UTC

Chinkphones save the day

2018-03-09 02:12:05 UTC

>fucking around with studio lighting in photography class

2018-03-09 02:12:09 UTC

>photo my Redmeme

2018-03-09 02:12:19 UTC

>take SD out to check on PC

2018-03-09 02:12:31 UTC

>good photo
>Phone disappears

2018-03-09 02:12:38 UTC

>open up mi cloud

2018-03-09 02:12:42 UTC

>find my phone

2018-03-09 02:12:44 UTC

>ring it

2018-03-09 02:12:50 UTC

>it's in my friends pocket

2018-03-09 02:12:53 UTC

M E M E

2018-03-09 02:17:20 UTC

@Droidbot did ur friend really wanted to steal your phone or was that am accident

2018-03-09 03:18:04 UTC

These fucking people buying 200Β£ flashlights

2018-03-09 03:18:18 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/421506995095601152/Untitled-2.png

2018-03-09 03:18:49 UTC

Shitposting about how angry you are about a friend breaking your pen flashlight

2018-03-09 03:34:32 UTC

@Droidbot Did you just say your friend tried to steal your phone and you did not immediately whoop his ass?

2018-03-09 03:34:45 UTC

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

2018-03-09 03:59:25 UTC

@Saturation >posting about other people making it in a Chinese home shopping channel

2018-03-09 03:59:55 UTC

@johnfrum and I'll enjoy it

2018-03-09 04:00:48 UTC

Also you lied about reviewing chink sex toys. How am I going to buy sex toy without unbiased reviews using consistant testing parameters.

2018-03-09 04:01:00 UTC

I never lied

2018-03-09 04:01:04 UTC

Always truthful

2018-03-09 04:01:17 UTC

Wheres my sex toy reviews brah

2018-03-09 04:20:59 UTC

@BIRDzone it was just an accident, he has op3t in a black case

@twozerotwo see above but I gave him a heavy slap

2018-03-09 05:55:48 UTC

kek

2018-03-09 10:06:51 UTC

@Deleted User I'll try to help you with the adapter when I get home

2018-03-09 10:21:36 UTC

anybody know the difference between the typical old "piston 3" and all the "youth" versions on aliexpress?

2018-03-09 10:35:12 UTC

Youth is plastic instead of aluminium and sounds like what you'd expect $4 IEMs to sound. I had piston 3s and loved them to the point of buying youth as replacement when I broke them. They've been in a drawer for two years. Hybrid pro HD are an acceptable replacement for Piston 3. Better build quality, less enjoyable sound.

2018-03-09 10:39:37 UTC

Other than $1 zipper IEMs, piston 3 youth are the worst sounding I've ever bought. Only good thing about them is the comfy shape.

2018-03-09 10:42:09 UTC

@s3bbe pro hd are enjoyable with bass mod

2018-03-09 11:07:57 UTC

@s3bbe I think hes talking about these

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/421625183355404289/9349687_thumb.jpg

2018-03-09 11:08:13 UTC

I think you stuff blu tack in those holes

2018-03-09 11:22:11 UTC

ye the youths seem to be aluminium

2018-03-09 11:22:21 UTC

can barely find the original "old" ones except for pretty high prices

2018-03-09 11:23:18 UTC

nvm prob plastic

2018-03-09 11:25:40 UTC

ill just buy a bunch and see

2018-03-09 11:31:15 UTC

ok youth, colorfull and original bought, inb4 all fakes

2018-03-09 11:36:21 UTC

I own piston 3, piston 3 youth and piston pro hd - or I wouldn't had said anything

2018-03-09 11:37:30 UTC

tried the "colorfull" one tho

2018-03-09 11:37:35 UTC

which looks alot like the original one

2018-03-09 11:45:21 UTC

is it just me or has aliexpress gotten more expensive over the last couple of years?

2018-03-09 11:46:13 UTC

Yeah, prices of goods increased as normies got wind of it/ factory workers started asking for more

2018-03-09 11:46:16 UTC

noticed this myself

2018-03-09 11:46:23 UTC

I don't have any datapoints, I'm just surprised at how pricey some of the stuff on there is

2018-03-09 11:46:24 UTC

Componants are still cheap tho

2018-03-09 11:46:58 UTC

Also noticed QC got kind of better too.

2018-03-09 11:47:00 UTC

microphones are still really cheap

2018-03-09 11:47:05 UTC

thank god

2018-03-09 12:03:21 UTC

Anyone have any experiance buying bulkier items from ali?

2018-03-09 12:05:10 UTC

Want to get a taiyaki pan so I'm guessing a foot by a foot?

oh, that's nothing really

i thought over 1 meter and over 5 kilos

2018-03-09 12:07:16 UTC

Eh, prices I'm seeing seem to include shipping, so it would be cheaper buying from a US seller on Ebay, do the sellers negotiate?

i'd go with ebay, less hassle

anyone know of a good cheap chink phone with a recent version of android? i broke the headphone jack on my xiaomi and too lazy/don't want to wait a month for a new jack to arrive

2018-03-09 12:10:26 UTC

Makes sense, thanks

2018-03-09 12:10:53 UTC
2018-03-09 12:11:36 UTC

i do but this one is quicker, going to get one for festivals

2018-03-09 12:11:40 UTC

You can flash most of them with anything

2018-03-09 12:11:45 UTC

>weed

2018-03-09 12:11:50 UTC

>cigarette

2018-03-09 12:12:12 UTC

nopee

if you smoke your shit filtered anyway

2018-03-09 12:12:15 UTC

Most seem to just go back to miui anyway

or else you will be the guy when everyone wants to go smoke

HOLD UP GUYS I NEED TO ROLL MY THING

2018-03-09 12:12:50 UTC

as I said, I'll only be using it at festivals because its alot cheaper

2018-03-09 12:13:02 UTC

also that machine is really quick

its cheaper to not smoke you know

2018-03-09 12:13:07 UTC

takes like 15s

2018-03-09 12:13:20 UTC

@fbn you should quit the cancer sticks, tho I used an injector when I smoked

2018-03-09 12:13:25 UTC

Pretty fast

2018-03-09 12:13:43 UTC

yes its also cheaper to not do anything you enjoy

4 slot injectors on aliexpress

so you can make your shit 4 times as fast

2018-03-09 12:14:16 UTC

yes but you gotta carry the tubes

2018-03-09 12:14:19 UTC

Eh, its enough of a bitch to use a single injector

2018-03-09 12:14:27 UTC

1 storm = everything ruined

2018-03-09 12:14:33 UTC

Nigga what

make your shit at home

2018-03-09 12:14:42 UTC

can you even read

2018-03-09 12:14:48 UTC

You roll your cigs before you go out

2018-03-09 12:15:15 UTC

Who carries around a bag of tobbacco with them unless they smoke a pipe

2018-03-09 12:15:32 UTC

most people that roll their own cigs

2018-03-09 12:16:04 UTC

Roll a bunch before you go to the festival, and those are the cowboy types who can hand roll

2018-03-09 12:16:14 UTC

>before you go

2018-03-09 12:16:18 UTC

its literally 5 days

2018-03-09 12:16:32 UTC

so you want me to roll for 5 days?

do you go to the festival to party 5 days

2018-03-09 12:16:44 UTC

yes

or roll cigs for 5 days?

2018-03-09 12:16:57 UTC

Kek, this is true

2018-03-09 12:16:58 UTC

bothh probably

2018-03-09 12:17:41 UTC

Tho I wouldnt worry about the tubes, they can handle a bit of abuse, just put a bic in them if they get squished and then inject

2018-03-09 12:18:12 UTC

Paper rolling is a hassel wven with machines

2018-03-09 12:19:24 UTC

these generic royalty free songs are making me suicidal

2018-03-09 12:27:15 UTC

@fbn oh, never seen that type before. Looks like it'll do what you need to do

2018-03-09 12:29:38 UTC

ye

2018-03-09 12:30:12 UTC

good ennogh for the campsite and still fast to preroll for festivalground

2018-03-09 12:30:33 UTC

inb4 you become the "roller guy"

2018-03-09 12:30:58 UTC

inb4 me and the 2 friends im going with all agreed on buying a big can of tobacco and rolling

2018-03-09 12:40:50 UTC

ever tried the hell that is Pueblo?

2018-03-09 12:44:33 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/421649492475904002/unknown.png

2018-03-09 12:44:44 UTC

12k mah phone <:thonkang:327933449597878312>

2018-03-09 12:45:01 UTC

Nice

2018-03-09 12:45:09 UTC

looks like a fucking brick on the vidio

2018-03-09 12:45:15 UTC

looks a bit doodgee to me

2018-03-09 12:45:18 UTC

>not wanting a brick

2018-03-09 12:45:31 UTC

Thats like three days of charge

2018-03-09 12:45:48 UTC

can i recharge my laptop from it

2018-03-09 12:45:51 UTC

4

2018-03-09 12:46:24 UTC

the 10k mah oukitel he had lasted about 13-14 days on standby with just wifi and shit open

2018-03-09 12:47:09 UTC

I'd just get a basic bitch nokia knockoff for emergencies, if you need that much battery you have a problem.

2018-03-09 12:47:18 UTC

exactly

2018-03-09 12:47:21 UTC

>what is power bank

2018-03-09 12:48:32 UTC

Another thing to carry around.

2018-03-09 12:48:54 UTC

Have the specs dropped yet?

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