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Yeah, would be pretty sweet
i dont know what to believe anymore
i'll just wait until the end of the month
notch is the future
I mean a video is much harder to fake than a pic
a notch is much harder to fake than a well designed phone
oh wait
just thought
the xps 13 2019
should have a notch for the webcam
its actually a great idea
8 GB of RAM, 256 GB storage
Nice
i want oneplus 6
to have 12GB of storage
12 GB
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i meant ram
same thing
Why do you need so much
Can soon run virtual machines on your phone
Android KVM
Just put the damn camera under the display and turn off the pixels when the camera gets used <:sadmitu:331056421342806026>
Notch is better though
Looks cooler
>apple users will defend this
TIL the mi mix 2 has two wifi chips
People wear uncomfortable clothes all the time for fashion
A phone is a accessory
And you can use both simultaneously
Or something
Can't be bothered tbh
hotspot and client at the same time
although some wifi chips can do that by themselves iirc
unless you're talking about MIMO
These are gb deals btw
ty anyway, will try to use them
Translation
`Your item was accepted at 8:08 pm on March 8, 2018 in CHINA.`
waiting intensifies
Information Received (This is not an acknowledgment of the physical receipt of the stated Registered Article)
get on with it
"This is not an acknowledgment of the physical receipt"
aka
"desperate laowai needs the tracking info to shows something so we put a useless message there so he's happy"
<:alismirk:230784726615588865>
It's even worse than sellers sending you broken engrish ads in support chat <:aliOK:251417852156837888>
the fucking acknowledgement message makes my blood boil
"HELL YES A TRACKING UPDA...FFS"
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>1 dolls
>no item description, just some garbage text
I'm scared lads
concerned
at the very least
Oh sick, that penguin trap game
maybe it was the doll you ordered
No, it was this @anon
Ooh! I wanted that game. x)
Neat, I'd get less dinky hammers
It cost like NZD$3.20 or something
I feel like the penguin is going to fall over as soon as I start hitting the board
The penguin faces death into the abyss
...you bought this to play yourself?
its ok not to have friends
A guy takes a photo to show a product, and this is your assumption? ๐ค
@johnfrum test it works properly
But there's a casual gathering tonight
Video games
He's so fucked
Enough pictures of this game
Setup is pretty tedious for the amount of time you actual play for
guys i'm trying to buy a 5v 2amp uk wall adapter
what do i search to get a good one
penguin trap
what a name
Stop
Take your gay elsewhere
no
please save this penguin
he is not allowed to die
@Deleted User would be a lot less tedious if there wasnt a hollow side but not much you can do about that.
this would be fun if it was like, real sized
@johnfrum it's mainly aligning up the hex pieces to fit snugly
imagine blocks being like 40cm wide
@BIRDzone this is the mini edition
Cant you just flip it kver and throw it on?
there is a bigger one? nice
There is a large version for maybe twenty bucks
NZD
@johnfrum if you alignments are perfect, then yeah
Sounds boring, make a drinking game, every peice that falls requires a shot
@johnfrum but you are supposed to hit the blocks out
The point is to make the game harder by making people drunk like all drinking games
@johnfrum yeah but then you'd be too drunk to use fine motor skills and set up the game again
Who wants to play a board game twice?
@johnfrum most people
Come to think of it the only board game I played was monopoly, that probably volors my perception.
>take 10 shots within a minute of gameplay
I see nothing wrong with this
reminds me of these https://youtu.be/lSZlsL9v4fo
>lend a coworker a pen flashlight
>got it back tonight
>it keeps blinking
>ask what the fuck he did with it
>I forgot it wasnt mine so I taped it to my shotgun
He gave me five bucks for it but fuck.
wtf
I'm buying d&d dices just because they're cute
Huh, the flashlight still works, the threads holding it walked out letting the board jiggle. It works fine now.
Giff him the money back
U jew
Eh, he did strap it to a shotgun. But it probably was a genuine mistake.
Fine, I'll give it back. Damn it.
Funny thing, apparently U-King uses Cree boards and LEDs.
Look at this huge boy
yuge
Chinkphones save the day
>fucking around with studio lighting in photography class
>photo my Redmeme
>take SD out to check on PC
>good photo
>Phone disappears
>open up mi cloud
>find my phone
>ring it
>it's in my friends pocket
M E M E
@Droidbot did ur friend really wanted to steal your phone or was that am accident
These fucking people buying 200ยฃ flashlights
Shitposting about how angry you are about a friend breaking your pen flashlight
@Droidbot Did you just say your friend tried to steal your phone and you did not immediately whoop his ass?
<:thenk:329322130804047872>
@Saturation >posting about other people making it in a Chinese home shopping channel
@johnfrum and I'll enjoy it
Also you lied about reviewing chink sex toys. How am I going to buy sex toy without unbiased reviews using consistant testing parameters.
I never lied
Always truthful
Wheres my sex toy reviews brah
@BIRDzone it was just an accident, he has op3t in a black case
@twozerotwo see above but I gave him a heavy slap
kek
@Deleted User I'll try to help you with the adapter when I get home
anybody know the difference between the typical old "piston 3" and all the "youth" versions on aliexpress?
Youth is plastic instead of aluminium and sounds like what you'd expect $4 IEMs to sound. I had piston 3s and loved them to the point of buying youth as replacement when I broke them. They've been in a drawer for two years. Hybrid pro HD are an acceptable replacement for Piston 3. Better build quality, less enjoyable sound.
Other than $1 zipper IEMs, piston 3 youth are the worst sounding I've ever bought. Only good thing about them is the comfy shape.
@s3bbe I think hes talking about these
I think you stuff blu tack in those holes
ye the youths seem to be aluminium
can barely find the original "old" ones except for pretty high prices
nvm prob plastic
ill just buy a bunch and see
ok youth, colorfull and original bought, inb4 all fakes
I own piston 3, piston 3 youth and piston pro hd - or I wouldn't had said anything
tried the "colorfull" one tho
which looks alot like the original one
is it just me or has aliexpress gotten more expensive over the last couple of years?
Yeah, prices of goods increased as normies got wind of it/ factory workers started asking for more
noticed this myself
I don't have any datapoints, I'm just surprised at how pricey some of the stuff on there is
Componants are still cheap tho
Also noticed QC got kind of better too.
microphones are still really cheap
thank god
Anyone have any experiance buying bulkier items from ali?
how bulky
Want to get a taiyaki pan so I'm guessing a foot by a foot?
oh, that's nothing really
i thought over 1 meter and over 5 kilos
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Eh, prices I'm seeing seem to include shipping, so it would be cheaper buying from a US seller on Ebay, do the sellers negotiate?
i'd go with ebay, less hassle
anyone know of a good cheap chink phone with a recent version of android? i broke the headphone jack on my xiaomi and too lazy/don't want to wait a month for a new jack to arrive
Makes sense, thanks
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/cancer/32812373017.html anyone got one of those?
use your hands
also dude weed lmao
i do but this one is quicker, going to get one for festivals
You can flash most of them with anything
>weed
>cigarette
just get
the injection style
and shells
nopee
if you smoke your shit filtered anyway
Most seem to just go back to miui anyway
or else you will be the guy when everyone wants to go smoke
HOLD UP GUYS I NEED TO ROLL MY THING
as I said, I'll only be using it at festivals because its alot cheaper
also that machine is really quick
its cheaper to not smoke you know
takes like 15s
@fbn you should quit the cancer sticks, tho I used an injector when I smoked
Pretty fast
yes its also cheaper to not do anything you enjoy
i think theres
like
4 slot injectors on aliexpress
so you can make your shit 4 times as fast
yes but you gotta carry the tubes
Eh, its enough of a bitch to use a single injector
1 storm = everything ruined
Nigga what
make your shit at home
can you even read
You roll your cigs before you go out
lmao
Who carries around a bag of tobbacco with them unless they smoke a pipe
most people that roll their own cigs
@๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๐ ฑ vernee?
Roll a bunch before you go to the festival, and those are the cowboy types who can hand roll
>before you go
its literally 5 days
so you want me to roll for 5 days?
do you go to the festival to party 5 days
yes
or roll cigs for 5 days?
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Kek, this is true
bothh probably
Tho I wouldnt worry about the tubes, they can handle a bit of abuse, just put a bic in them if they get squished and then inject
Paper rolling is a hassel wven with machines
these generic royalty free songs are making me suicidal
@fbn oh, never seen that type before. Looks like it'll do what you need to do
ye
good ennogh for the campsite and still fast to preroll for festivalground
inb4 you become the "roller guy"
inb4 me and the 2 friends im going with all agreed on buying a big can of tobacco and rolling
ever tried the hell that is Pueblo?
12k mah phone <:thonkang:327933449597878312>
Nice
looks like a fucking brick on the vidio
looks a bit doodgee to me
>not wanting a brick
Thats like three days of charge
can i recharge my laptop from it
4
the 10k mah oukitel he had lasted about 13-14 days on standby with just wifi and shit open
I'd just get a basic bitch nokia knockoff for emergencies, if you need that much battery you have a problem.
exactly
>what is power bank
Another thing to carry around.
Have the specs dropped yet?
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