clean up your ali links please

everything after .html can be removed

i wish ali used letter indentifiers on their urls instead of number

that url would be "searchweb201602_5_anal_teeshirt_suckmingwong.searchweb.....

so it would be easier to see what people use as search words

tha ntranslate those number series against table

I'm about to pop my aliexpress cherry

oh right

nice werk frederica

im gonna buy that t-shirt and a Do Nothing Club cap

cant decide purple or white cap

shall you not get chinkked on your first buy

i got chinked on my first buy

god save you from my fate, frederica

this was my first ali buy

meme swords

haha wow

yeah

i bought some a while back on ebay like 10 years ago

my first buy was a chuwi hibook

im pretty new to aliexpress, i used to buy mostly from gearbest and shit

i didnt trust ali for a longggg time

would you buy from the actual xiaomi retail store

you wouldn't get chinked from that, would you

i mean it's raining with 5* reviews

I wanna buy a redmi note 4

but that's not what i bought for the first time, I started with something small (a mitu phone holder)

you trust gearbest a lot?

ye its been good to me

ive gotten heaps of refunds from em

and free products

refunds? but what about getting what you bought

yep i got em

they were half damaged

got refund and kept product

and by half damaged i mean like 1% damage hehehe

i mean this has happened a few times

i got the somic v2s for free

that was awesome

they are good headphones too

how were they damaged though, do you think the damage was from mishandling or were they shippd that way

the damage was i thought that 1 side was like 5% quieter

but i think its jus tmy hearing now

cos after i bought some other headphones i felt the same

i mean it might even be 1%

like the sliughtest difference

and i was bugged about it

so i said hey i think the volume is uneven

so they just refunded me

so gearbest has been cool to me

also i got other shit refunded n the past but they were lesser items

ahh all right.

do not buy: clothing that looks like it belongs in Final Fantasy

aww man

do not buy: chink clothes in general

why

https://i.warosu.org/data/fa/img/0069/64/1380166320360.jpg

mostly cause tinfoils are afraid of cancer chemicals

and high change of child labor done

oh all right.

but real reason is clever shilling from your local stores

but yeah clothing is good as long as its normal-tier clothing

and you triple check those size numbers

i'll just look for something else to buy

like drones or action/spy cams

firefly 6s is probly still one of the best "gopro" clones

looks pretty normal to me

oh well

it uh

the collar's too big

not that i would wear it, but the general public sure does

at least to my pleb eyes, it doesnt look weirder than your go-to sherlock holmes trench coat

something's just off

Looks like a kid pretending to be an adult

The collar is comical

pls no insulting him, we have the same razor

i would insulin him rather

what the fuck are fidget spinners actually for

it's a fucking meme

buy metal ones

make railgun with pressurised aircan spinning them to hilarious speeds

shoot away

???

i'm gonna be batman

profit

that kid looks like reviewbrah <:thonk:288060975775612929>

so, I have been using the aula f2012 for a few days

gateron switches are really good

i agree

i have that keyboard as well and i realy like it

you got blue?

yes

and they are really cheap

I don't think they lose anything to even 80$ keyboards

I also have a cm quickfire TKL

with reds

and they have pretty much the same build quality

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Onda-V80-Plus-Tablet-PC-intel-X5-Z8350-Quad-Core-2GB-Ram-32GB-Rom-8-inch/32805447827.html?spm=2114.01020108.3.17.URfWMP&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_3_10152_10065_10151_10068_5010015_10136_10137_10060_10138_10155_10062_437_10154_10056_10055_10054_10059_303_100031_10099_10103_10102_10096_10052_10053_10142_10107_10050_10051_5030017_10172_10084_10083_10080_10082_10081_10110_519_10111_10112_10113_10114_10182_10078_10079_10073_10123_10189_142,searchweb201603_9,ppcSwitch_5_ppcChannel&btsid=7d9751aa-89d5-4bfd-a9c0-efdc76c9017f&algo_expid=903c573f-416f-44b3-bf36-a035d0cd26a7-2&algo_pvid=903c573f-416f-44b3-bf36-a035d0cd26a7 is a tablet like this enough for basic use?

specify basic use
shitposting, oogling your 2D waifu and opening just another throwaway email for /r9k/?
probably

@JHWH Basically,maybe like playing games from 2003-2006

spec lists lead to yes

@Deleted User what seller?

oh giztop

nvm

I will be moving to China in two months. Finally chink shit without delivery time

leaving your human rights behind in 2 months

enjoy while it lasts

why should you guys give a shit about human rights#

China is not a bad place if you work for a western company with a western salary and western benefits

I care about *my* human rights

you are still suspect to local laws,regulations and such

Also there is not much difference in getting killed by a malfunctioning elevator in China or by an ISIS terrorist attack here

@porco how much do white monkey jobs pay?

working on western company does not magicaly protect your rights on foreign ground

if at all it will make them worse than locals

I'll be making around half of what I make here @Deleted User

do you need any qualifications?

I have a computer science study and 6 years of experience in an international company

Thats impressive

Also basic Chinese knowledge

But apparently they all speak English at work

Is it possible to live off being a white monkey, english teacher for about a few months?

or*

I don't know

My brother did this in Russia by teaching German and he was able to live off it

ask @kaetaa i think he works/worked for english slav--teachers there

cant be arsed to go back in time on "shit-about-china" logs

I just go because of Chinese girls

im impression

qt3.14

can you guys stop buying the annie pro

it's fucking out of stock like all the time

i thought it was anne pro

hwat the fuc

>living in Turkey

I feel sorry for you

isn't living in Germany practically the same?

yes but german has better food

and less women to be enriched like uranium in hands of local ali hassad

Living in Germany sounds disgusting, too

at least I dont need a vpn for wiki, amirite

what's good food from germany

döner,sausages,sauerkraut,...........

knödel

err

quite a lot actualy

schnitzel

>doner

isnt that german

i mean middle eastern

nvm that's german now

turkish-german immigrants invented it as variation

there's kebabs all over the world

Germany the döner kebab was popularized by Turkish guest workers in the early 1970s with a center in Berlin.[14] The dish developed there from its original form into a distinctive style of sandwich with abundant salad, vegetables, and sauces, sold in large portions at affordable prices, -wiki

as in "kebab as we know it"

useless info pretty much but its something they can be "proud"

at least its usualy healthier meal (if taken with rice or salad) than microwave meals

so it's a gyro

man I could go for a kebab

if only locals kebabs were good

Sup my dude, any of you have chink dual monitor stands? I'm damaging my neck big time because my monitors are low

Is this good?

only one way to find out

i doubt anyone on /csg/ has bought monitor stands

i don't see why you couldn't get them locally for the same or cheaper

the same model goes for 80 US bucks on amazon so I figured it would be cheaper. As a matter of fact I can't find anything cheaper online

ok nevermind I found one amazon, the quality seems meh but it actually looks better

nevermind once you add the shipping its ridiculous

Scottish bloke get phonescoped

https://youtu.be/vkSx7FUVMug

Surprisingly few reviews of the ZS5s <:thonk:288060975775612929>

give it time

there are chinese reviews iirc

Have some fap material:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqJdnT8QM1U

🅱 🅱

@transience it just came out tho

Thais and Russians have got theirs, so you'd think audio autists would too 🤔

but yeah, patience

wat his redmi just died?

@Deleted User if you are here, you have 2 years warranty from Giztop

contact support

oh ok he knows

I think they mean if you have such an old phone that isnt in stock anymore you get something "similar"

they have plenty of Redmi 4s there you can probably get a new one

@transience http://www.aproear.co.uk/kz-zs5/

i dont get their rating system

bass and mids are only above average, so let's give it a near perfect score

Got a Chinese projector

Excelvan to be exact

Even more exact: LED 5018

But you'll usually see it listed as "Excelvan 3000 lumens" or something like that

Yes, and?

Any good?

Yeah

@KawlunDram Nice, I keep hearing that Excelvans are gud

I still need to tweak a bit of my set up but so far the picture quality is nice.

They usually go for $175 but I got mine used for $130

nice

Fans are loud but the (pretty okay) speakers overpower it

Open it up and replace it with a better fan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itrc38JgvRk

guys listen

fidget spinner drip tip

fugg :----DD

Chink monitors?

no

@TheYellowBandit ask Gook Shit Gen

copped some ZS5s for 16 goodbongpoints with voucher code BGAFF7

👌

nice

might buy those pieces of garbage

fake campfire Andromeda

let's go

@transience nice

clearer vocals, not being as muddy, better mids, and andromeda rip off housing is what baited me in tbh

@TheYellowBandit I have a chink monitor

http://detail.zol.com.cn/lcd/index381786.shtml

144hz but it skips frames at 144hz so I use it at 120hz

apart from that it is excellent

cost me arounjd 1000 rmb

that seems really cheap for a 120hz monitor

there are some write ups of people that imported it to Europe / US - https://forums.blurbusters.com/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=2860

HKC are doing curved 27 144 freesync for 2000 now

https://world.tmall.com/item/535548861545.htm?spm=a312a.7700714.0.0.0V2Gog&skuId=3194491499342

or 24 for 1500

how did you get it shipped

I live in South East Asia so shipping was cheap

From what I gather from the first post, it cost as much shipping as the monitor cost itself

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

yes, probably easier to get a Benq or Asus locally

but those Korean monitors are popular?

at one point yeah but there's no point in getting them now

they're hardly any cheaper than regular brand korean screens

went to the pearl market in beijing

they had a 32gb and 64gb ssd

they wanted 1280 Ruan and 680 ruan and I just looked at them and offered like 5

they said no

walked away then they said yes

but I ain't buying a chinksd

kek

@Resident Shekelman if they had Kingdians they would have been gud

it was not kingdians

it was like

TOPssd or someshit

wew

any other good deals though