didn't find any

did you buy one of those led music spinners

I hope you all unsubbed the defaults <:thonk:288060975775612929>

what defaults

underage b& shit like /r/funny /r/adviceanimals /r/me_irl

whole reddit is shit tbh

nah i don't like them enough to buy them

even ironically i don't want them

until i can play my own mixtapes

mongolian osts

had to watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx8hrhBZJ98

oh finnish national song

How bright is a fucking lumen

I never know how much power I need in a flashlight

kek wtf

I've seen that video several times before and never thought about that

I'm surprised *anyone* thinks of Smash Mouth.

Ever.

hey now

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

whoah

what shiny girl

B O T N E T

link privacy policy

https://rule.alibaba.com/rule/detail/2034.htm

>fax number

fuck no im not giving my fax for chink botnet

balls holders for 0,17$ https://www.aliexpress.com/item/men-sexy-thongs-multi-colors-see-through-male-underwear-low-riseG-string-transparent-String-jockstrap-gay/32541702405.html <:benis:239668961011040257>

super hot deal

<:kms:311152554618912768>

<:bleach:264926641359290368>

wait i bought red and black version of fasttech autist cube <:kms:311152554618912768>

isnt that shitty version of it

i just found out

<:kms:311152554618912768>

kek

@Ryptun You reckon that's a viable underwear replacement?

i think so

them reviews on those strings

man

should i stickerbomb my shitty laptop with chink stickers

Flaunt dat 'tism. 👍

^

made a gaybest account

(((Goybest)))

(((((gookbest)))))

le meem bracketz xD

laser pointers are the og spinners

someone needs to make a seperate channel for autism spinners

yes.

Also, any one try chink fitnesswatch alternatives?

@zain xiaomi mi band 2

Dang that's cheap af

Do you own it?

id buy one

but what does it actually do

http://i.4cdn.org/k/1495400358658.jpg

me too

kek

@zain ordered one, waiting for it
software support is slightly improving for it, notably sleep as Android

there isn't much better as far as budget fitbands go, the microbrands seem shit

👌

og pebbles are getting liquidated after the fitbit acquisition

they are a very good first smartwatch

"first"

i hate that concept

buy something for its merit, not its contextual merit

And that watch? looks like a pebble

https://m.banggood.com/James-Donkey-102-2000DPI-6-Buttons-USB-Wireless-Optical-Gaming-Mouse-wtih-LED-Backlight-p-1112731.html

seems good for wireless chink mouse

i don't want any mouse that has been up james's ass

>good

>wireless mouse

choose one

it has james donkey written on it

must be quality

11. Refresh Rate: 4000FPS

what does that even mean, lol

It means some marketing fucker saw "FPS" among gaming terms, and liked it.

@Shad0w59 @Shad0w59 James Donkey mice are alright, the gel/rubber pads on the sides go to shit quickly though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4Kg3DBnlPk

EYY MY 4 CENT CABLES SHIPPED

OH SHIT

actually 4 cents what?

Yeah

Some mad coupons

Australia only tho

https://twitter.com/FakeUnicode/status/866487497840250880 they are recycling fidget cube boxes for spinners

or at least the design

Are there good chink shit oscilloscopes?

>measuring devices
>Chink

They're not worth it, lad

on a side note, UNI-T is... Somewhat reliable

what are oscilloscopes used for these days?

testing shit on boards

hacking electronics

for same as always

anyone know some good addons for aliexpress on firefox?

for oscilloscope music videos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaTuFB5QXHo

(((skip to 5:50)))

>set DHL delivery date to tomorrow
>they still try to deliver it today
bravo

Truly most efficient way to deliver chink shit

atleast it's fast

so uh

https://puu.sh/vXNp2/3d02072c04.png

@dave

wew

let us know if they ship

they already shipped the ones i bought a couple days ago

so i have high hopes

@HEKTIK what's the offer?

every 2 items you get $5 off

or something like that

http://www.androidauthority.com/crowdfunding-project-week-spud-portable-24-inch-monitor-726994/

when are chinks gonna copy this

that feel when no chink shit

and as I say that, I hear a knock on the door

come on chinks

steal from kickstart as you always do

I mean it looks good but i think it is gonna look warped as fuck when you actually use it

And it takes up a shitton of space

I'd rather just have a regular flat porable monitor instead

even if that meant it wouldn't be very large

fuck goybeast has shit customer support

if they can make metal trispinners that are light and spin properly

why are the double sided ones so wobbly and heavy <:thonk:288060975775612929>

@Jignx that's the dumbest fucking thing I've ever seen

I hope they fuck up delivering to backers

@Obolon Prime name one (1) good kickstarter

pro tip: you cant

and no pebblel isnt one

shovel knight

FTL

coolest cooler :^)

remember this?

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/260688528/clang

>get $500,000
>have Gaben in their launch video
>tons of promises of TACTICAL SWORD COMBAT
>eventually release nothing but a tech demo
>"lol no guys the campaign was for a tech demo thanks bye"

@Spectre @Spectre I love the selfie stick phone case kickstarter that the chinks copied before it even went live

<:you:265281777168416768>

https://petapixel.com/2016/10/21/popular-selfie-stick-kickstarter-copied-undercut-china-record-time/

gotta love chinks

love that sarcastic "success"

on the end

hey boyz how it do

writer knew what he was writing there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEnA6J-n9SM\

why cant chink reviews be like this

instead of a neckbeard and a piss poor camera

@>relatable anime bloke from 1973#5704 at least it's something new better than a ball bearing with weights on the side that spins

I have that light, its cool but I cant get it to connect without MIUI

C H I N K E D

Did you guys know that xiaomi makes a home air filtration system?

It's pretty cool all said and done

>being poisoned in your sleep, remotely activated by your chinese overlords
the dream

I already live in China so the air itself is poisonous

can't get any worse

@Jignx its like watching an ad, well made video review though

Xiaomi makes TVs and bikes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5XRa1D3S8I

it's kinda funny the Mi6 contends with the s8 well

too bad there's no

HEADPHONE JACK

I'm trying to decide if I wanna spend big money on a xiaomi phone or not and i'm going back and forth on it

KILL YOURSELF XIAOMI

THIS IS 2017

Mi7 when

with headphone jack

Wait, it doesn't have a headphone jack? Do you have to use bluetooth headphones or something?

>Sell headphones and earphones

>dont include jack in flagship phone

?????????????

just buy the note 2 or mix instead and spend like 1k more RMB you know you want to

problem with Xiaomi phones is their shit camera

I just want a mobile phone that can play granblue without turning into a handheld furnace

@Jignx they're not as bad as you think

They're not as good as last year's flagships

nowhere close

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAwAllxxZ7g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pbDJtWeDZk

https://youtu.be/K6VbhUy3qOY?t=365

You guys buy your chinkshit phones online, right? is there a big markup?

Iphone looks far better

@Yung Lockheed-Martin No we fly to China to buy one

Colours are more muted, how is that better?

That may sound crazy to you but I've known people who've done that whilst on business trips

@Yung Lockheed-Martin there's a markup but not that much

where's da low light performance at

Any markup is cancelled out by the fact there's nothing competitively priced to it in the West

^

Fair enough

I bought my last phone for 125 USD when a comparable model in the USA was like 400 USD, shit's crazy

We have our own coupons with IBuyGou in the <#287939846662651906> section

low light is where chinkphones shit the bed

@Yung Lockheed-Martin buy Mi5s or something

or the redmi note 4

I was gonna buy the redmi note 4 miku edition but it was a valentine's day special that I missed out on

most cameras shit the bed in low light unless you own a $5000 lens, it'll probably get better with time

How's the mi5s stack up to the 6

@Spectre#9555 flagship phones don't though

@Yung Lockheed-Martin You can still get the Miku version colour and it will have Miku on the box

now the difference is do you want to pay the premium for a top tier camera

but it's not the limited edition that comes with a powerbank and case though

or be happy with a decent enough chink phone

sure but you're also locked into 24 month contracts for the privilege unless you're very rich

the contract thing is what drives me away

@Yung Lockheed-Martin Mi6 is far better but Mi5s is far cheaper

5s or 5s plus

I'd rather have a good phone with a slightly worse camera and a one month rolling sim only than be locked in and have to beg my carrier to not turn me off if things go south

just preference I guess

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/287939846662651906/310090358052618240/ibuygou_coupons.jpg

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Original-Xiaomi-Mi8-Mi-8-Mobile-phone-16GB-RAM-264GB-ROM-Snapdragon-1050-Deca-Core-5/32806390546.html

it'd only cost me 435 USD to buy a xiaomi mi6

https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1YlZmQFXXXXarXpXXq6xXFXXXs/228319068/HTB1YlZmQFXXXXarXpXXq6xXFXXXs.jpg?size=157134&height=562&width=1000&hash=24f4d4115f038c16d6390ce5ae3ebd6f

that online price at 447 aint bad tho

why is she drinking like this

http://item.mi.com/product/10000041.html

are you saying you *don't* drink like that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEpsQIz3tPI

the mi6 is pretty durable too

I like the fact that it's dual SIM as well

was one of the reasons I didn't jump on the redmi4 initially

uh

all chinkphones are dual sim

because it was either dual sim or 1 sim + SD card

they NEED it

Need it?

Chinks have a lot of competing telecoms and shit

so they have two sim cards for cheaper calls or messages on another

or data

Yeah, that's what I do

I have a local data SIM from telecom and a country-wide calling card from unicom

afaik tho there's really only 3 big telecom companies

China mobile, china telecom, and china unicom

@Yung Lockheed-Martin What country you in?

China

I live in Shaanxi

I need a new phone

Ah okay

cant you just build a new iphone @Yung Lockheed-Martin

then you don't have to worry about network bands

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leFuF-zoVzA

I'll be moving to the USA in 3 months though so I guess I kinda do

have to worry about network bands