caring about tangled cables is already a bit autistic

the clip is the best compromise

not full autism like a case

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2PC-Bag-Leather-Headphone-Earphone-Cable-Winder-Charge-Cable-Organizer-Data-Cable-Winde-Cord-Wire-Holder/32667673082.html

Are there more.. aesthetically pleasing options than this?

I have the big KZ case that's just been posted

it's too big to fit in a pocket

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Handmade-Genuine-Leather-Headphone-Earphone-Cable-Winder-Charge-Cable-Organizer-Data-Cable-Winder-Cord-Wire-Holder/312658_32667569932.html

it will fit but it's gonna take up the whole pocket

i wear construction pants so i can fit an entire god damn hammer in my pockets if i want kek

I have wallet, keys, headphones, usb memory and knife in one jeans pocket

i wish i could carry a knife :(

UK?

australia

Right, should've known from your nick

i just have my wallet, keys a phone, iems and sometimes some lunch

oh and sunglasses

You carry lunch in your trouser pocket?

i meant on me in general

i wear a hoodie so i keep it in the front pocket

You wear a hoodie in fucking Australia? Are you literally on fire?

nah

its good

its reflective and prevents from fucking insane UV levels we have in summer

well not reflective

but it doesnt absorb much heat

and its well ventilated

im in melbourne too so it doesnt get hot all year

I guess it so hot you go full beduin

i pretty much exclusively wear tradie shit lol

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/PU-Leather-Cable-Wrap/32784166898.html

Guess I found it

I linked those

Either I missed it or I got lost among my literally 60+ tabs

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Thanks for linking stuff either way

No prob

Are beats by physician Dre still a thing among normies?

http://www.ioffer.com/i/2017-baets-bydr-dr-solo2-hd-folding-headphones-5-color-635348156

Saw a old episode of Fake Britain where they confiscated a containers full of the first gen ones, chinks were pretty inventive about avoiding them too. One container contained boxes full of the discs that had the logo on, another had the headphones and a third had the packaging.

Or just a person that didn't want to be bothered by others.

Some dude in my country got caught buying Sennheiser HD598 from retailers, swapping them for fake ones and returning them for a refund

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81vsWoKpHBL._SL1500_.jpg

https://www.etsy.com/listing/523885679/earphone-holder-cable-organizer hm

She still could be though. I would be pretty pissed if people found out my tricks as well, and started making fun of a serious matter.

No... You don't have to listen to them. When they're plugged in most people don't bother trying to talk to you.

It's easy fix for not wanting to communicate.

Just get MSA Sordins?

Speaking of, any airshitters in here who know if the chink Z-tac sordins actually dampen anything?

oh those

chink connections had to be resoldered on a few I know

was just some power connection issues, otherwise they worked for the most part

not as fantastic as $300 ruskie ones

MSA are burger made

Russian safety equipment feels like an oxymoron

I've had good luck with russian equipment so far

Are you some kind of VDV LARPer?`

no, I used to sell things at exorbitant prices when I was bored

airshit communities pay out the ass for gear they're too dumb to find

Nice

@Tribit Ordered the (PU) leather one you linked, thanks again.

No prob, looks nice at least

I'll take decent pictures and do a mini review when I get it and then impressions after a month

Which I tend to do with most things I order, just haven't ordered that much lately :^(

Sure thing

@s3bbe do you ever sleep

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

any good multimeters

@HEKTIK hey buddy i think you got the wrong door, the audio club is two blocks down

what

im thinking of buying a cigarette holder for giggles

anyone have one they can recommend?

The ones at the dollar store

it's been 30 days and my package from gearbest isn't here yet

they sent me this, should i refund via paypal or give them 15 more days, and how do i even contact the carrier they used here in the us it's not even written

```
We are sorry to hear that you haven't received your items yet.
For flat rate shipping, if you haven’t purchased the tracking option during the check out, there will be no tracking number. This shipping method don't show the specific place where is your order. The tracking number is no point for the tracking information. We advise that you may buy the tracking number in the next purchase.But please rest assured the package is on its way.We ship thousands of parcels every day to your country that reach our customers successfully without tracking number.

In order to resolve this issue, please kindly confirm the following information:

1) Please confirm your delivery address:
Consignee Name:
Detailed Address:
City:
State (Province):
Postal Code:
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Phone Number:

2) Please contact your local post office, stating your name and address.
In some cases, you may be required to collect your parcel from the post office in person.

If you collect your parcel in this way, kindly let us know.

3) We shipped your parcel on (March 12, 2017). Therefore your delivery deadline will expire on (May12 ,2017).
Please kindly wait until this deadline. If you have still not received your items by then we will review your case once more with the carrier and our shipping team on your behalf.

To learn more about our shipping policy and insurance, please refer to our terms and conditions here:http://www.gearbest.com/about/terms-and-conditions.html


Best Regards
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```

lol

i'm calling gearbest right now

Just wait for their delivery deadline to expire

may 12 tho

What did you buy?

lol

Fucking hell. My phone still hasn't arrived, and my Mi Band 2 still can't even be tracked. And on top of that, I can't get the shit off my mind and just get a happy surprise in a couple of months.

Plskillme.

some people are just not cut out for the chink shit life

I ordered baofeng radio for 20 dollars, cheaper than anywhere else

got a fake tracking code

and I am not even sweating yet

maybe in a month or two il start sending messages

@testtest Fuck you, I'm a chink shit veteran of 10 years. Don't come to me with your nancy talk.

Hu hu.

well, with stress like that doubt your heart is going to give you 10 more years

Good.

As I said, plskillme.

Just figures I'll get snuffed out in a chinky way, eh?

Where did you buy it @testtest ?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-Metal-Denim-Micro-USB-Cable-30cm-100cm-Charging-Cord-2-0-Data-sync-Charger-Cable/32757886419.html Getting this would've probably been more economical, but I guess It's worth it to pay literally a few cents extra for having it black

30cm? Why not buy one of those fabled 5cm cables? kekkity

Meant more that you get a PU leather cable clip thing _and_ backup cable for less than I bought just the former for

http://i.imgur.com/Wwr4g0Q.jpg

bet they sent it by train or something

im still confused to what this is http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2016-New-Anti-skid-Hard-anodic-oxidation-3-Tactical-Pen-Self-Defense-tool-emergency/32606486000.html

is it sharp at all? it'd probably be illegal to walk around with in the uk lmao

It's a pen you can use as a shiv or some kind of tiny stick baton
I'd rather get a full metal mechanical pencil or rollerball pen that's without the tacticool design which'd function similarly

The one you linked seems to be without an actual pen
If you're in the UK just get a Spyderco UK pen knife knockoff

https://m.aliexpress.com/s/item/1947847545.html

Those knurled grips are really fucking hard on you for a couple of days. 👍

Looks a bit like the Kuru Toga I have. Great pencil.

http://www.gearbest.com/towels/pp_621904.html?utm_source=tt_de

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leFuF-zoVzA

C H I N K E D

Thoughts about

MI6?

theres no info about it

http://www.news18.com/news/tech/xiaomi-mi6-to-launch-today-all-you-want-to-know-1370877.html

theres no pics

just speculation

>>News
>• Plant autist accidentally burns his mint plant with a lamp >>59861887 (Cross-thread)

@0utsider was this you?

Of course it is

there's only one

looking on gearbest

japan and korea smartwatch

supports english japanese romanian and 2 other languages

doesn't support korean language

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

lg g6 inc, abort all smartphone buying projects

Smart watches are still memes

eh, if I want a smart watch I want something I can beat on and still have it going with my work

which is no smart watch I know of

He said beat on, not beat off

🤔
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/TYPEWRITER-abs-keycaps-punk-wind-restoring-ancient-ways-TYPEWRITER-style-mechanical-keyboard-keys/32750537875.html?scm=1007.13482.37805.0&pvid=b8e62bd6-19b4-40fe-b256-9ffbdef066a5&tpp=1

OH SHIT

MY BAD

Whoops

so this guy on alibaba offers custom mousepads

of some size

for us 0.2

It's a 1 piece min. order, with the idea being its a 1 order sample

I don't need a new mousepad

but like

I would like a nice full sized one for my desk

should I do it?

or should I just see if I can get something for a similar price on taoboa?

but also holy shit goign by the prices of some of theese

some of the companies that sell mousepads, i.e. those anime mousepads, most make a huge proffit

I got a "medicine" box

thats more like

a pill capsule

that can only hold like 2 or 3 pils

how much did you pay?

I'm only gonna use it for tablets

something like £0.50

Order amount:
￡ 0.49

gotta hide the mint

https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/UT8Nrm4XJRbXXagOFbXg.jpg

Are you roleplaying a dog?

was it chink shit

or the police

STORYTIME

> The postman arrived
> Outsider got happy
> Outsider opens door
> The postman saw Outsider's mint
> Postman asked if he could have some
> Outsider tells postman "No"
> Postman draw his silenced USP
> Postman threatens Outsider
> Outsider shanks postman with chink knife

> Chops him into pieces

> Save him for when mommy and daddy ask for lasagne

I 4chan greentexted it, then it's true

it's 4:21

You're too late

>Check local news
>Postman missing after attempted delivery of suspicious Chinese package
>Causeses national panic
>Tfw Outsider gets everyone's chink shit held in customs for 3 months

Timezones doesn't change by a minute

12?

14?

You're not that clever Outsider.

inb4 outsider was eiaosi and zuk shill

where do you get your bux from

outsider

>neetbux

Could you guys quote me one lifechanging thing I'll get only from or at a ridiculously price from chink sites ?

so why are you going into a course for literal underage b&? 🤔

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

I'm not baiting nor trolling, chink sites are so wide really wondering what could be lifechanging there

james donkey keyboard

France

wow thanks who makes that ?

https://aliexpress.com/item/4u/32397225648.html most lifechanging thing in my life

used to be a hothead, now I'm a big guy

@0utsider Make seed infographic

why do the employees they take pictures of, look so fucking awkward

https://www.seedsforafrica.co.za/products/african-baobab-adansonia-digitata-indigenous-tree-bonsai-seeds sweet

hello guys how are you today

im still banned

in all boards

it is not one of those routers that give a new one

rip

Why did they ban you for so long? Were you banned before?

I got banned for three days once for "advertising referral links" after posting a discord link

But I already got banned for two days before for making the chink tea thread

i got banned for posting one of my reviews lfmao

1 week

"advertising, referal links" etc

rofl

how much does ali pay for referral?

5 cigs per referral

You can cigarette anywhere?

saw´a phone backcover with those type of lighters

is there like a list of /csg/ products/shops for aliexpress

The infograph is too wide, I'm talking like a pastebin with links, if anyone made it.

>products
the wiki?

wiki doesn't have it fam

I should mass expand the wiki again soon

Is xyz working for everyone else then? I get a cloudflare error every time

Okay wtf

It works on my phone but not my desktop

yeah it doesn't work for me

Are you in the UK?

netherlands

Looks like xyz's server might not like Cloudflare's manchester server

you made the installgentoo chink shit wiki?

I didn't make it but I did do a fair amount of expansion on the csg articles

it's nice

Haha wow it's this thread again

I love how the screenshot autist is capitalising on the chinese shopping autist's thread to satisfy his autistic need to hate on comfy

post some interesting chink shit

chink tea brick https://i.4cdn.org/ck/1492044189655.jpg

What's that mate

this looks comfy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjEsP7PAsO8

Tails

lfs

If you can't decide for yourself, don't even try

ubuntu ❤

What did they mean by this https://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/g/

Visit /o/

Saw a custom sticker manufacturer on ali earlier today

Pay a pajeet $5 to trace your mint plant and have that vector file made into a sticker

It's not like someone with obvious mental issues riding a shitbox with more meme stickers than imaginable would be a prime target for those anyway

>Getting a big dick over what operating system you use

🤔

Fuck the ZA seed store won't ship internationally. How do I get a Saffer to ship me seeds?

Are you going to brew it once you're done

Linux mint >>>>the os that got hacked

Wasn't there a south african guy here

Ye

A few

@s3bbe @Archy

I thought so, but am not sure

Next time you see a black person, call it a kaffer

tfw scared Archy away by beeing too direct

Some dude called Archy, if I am not mistaken