Message from @transience

Discord ID: 302084431961784320


2017-04-13 13:31:41 UTC  

I don't need a new mousepad

2017-04-13 13:31:43 UTC  

but like

2017-04-13 13:31:54 UTC  

I would like a nice full sized one for my desk

2017-04-13 13:31:56 UTC  

should I do it?

2017-04-13 13:32:50 UTC  

or should I just see if I can get something for a similar price on taoboa?

2017-04-13 13:33:34 UTC  

but also holy shit goign by the prices of some of theese

2017-04-13 13:33:51 UTC  

some of the companies that sell mousepads, i.e. those anime mousepads, most make a huge proffit

2017-04-13 13:36:53 UTC  

I got a "medicine" box

2017-04-13 13:36:58 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/302074690288222208/20170413_143453.jpg

2017-04-13 13:37:10 UTC  

thats more like

2017-04-13 13:37:12 UTC  

a pill capsule

2017-04-13 13:37:29 UTC  

that can only hold like 2 or 3 pils

2017-04-13 13:37:32 UTC  

how much did you pay?

2017-04-13 13:38:29 UTC  

I'm only gonna use it for tablets

2017-04-13 13:38:40 UTC  

something like £0.50

2017-04-13 13:39:22 UTC  

Order amount:
£ 0.49

2017-04-13 13:40:13 UTC  

gotta hide the mint

2017-04-13 13:48:52 UTC  

Are you roleplaying a dog?

2017-04-13 14:15:36 UTC  

was it chink shit

2017-04-13 14:15:41 UTC  

or the police

2017-04-13 14:16:07 UTC  

STORYTIME

2017-04-13 14:18:15 UTC  

> The postman arrived
> Outsider got happy
> Outsider opens door
> The postman saw Outsider's mint
> Postman asked if he could have some
> Outsider tells postman "No"
> Postman draw his silenced USP
> Postman threatens Outsider
> Outsider shanks postman with chink knife

2017-04-13 14:18:51 UTC  

> Chops him into pieces

2017-04-13 14:19:02 UTC  

> Save him for when mommy and daddy ask for lasagne

2017-04-13 14:19:44 UTC  

I 4chan greentexted it, then it's true

2017-04-13 14:21:17 UTC  

it's 4:21

2017-04-13 14:21:21 UTC  

You're too late

2017-04-13 14:21:34 UTC  

>Check local news
>Postman missing after attempted delivery of suspicious Chinese package
>Causeses national panic
>Tfw Outsider gets everyone's chink shit held in customs for 3 months

2017-04-13 14:21:35 UTC  

Timezones doesn't change by a minute

2017-04-13 14:22:23 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/302086119791656961/unknown.png

2017-04-13 14:22:47 UTC  

12?

2017-04-13 14:22:49 UTC  

14?

2017-04-13 14:23:33 UTC  

You're not that clever Outsider.

2017-04-13 14:24:57 UTC  

inb4 outsider was eiaosi and zuk shill

2017-04-13 14:25:41 UTC  

where do you get your bux from

2017-04-13 14:25:46 UTC  

outsider

2017-04-13 14:26:04 UTC  

>neetbux

2017-04-13 14:26:50 UTC  

Could you guys quote me one lifechanging thing I'll get only from or at a ridiculously price from chink sites ?

2017-04-13 14:27:49 UTC  

so why are you going into a course for literal underage b&? 🤔

2017-04-13 14:27:56 UTC  

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