pls link

thats the joke

I tried to find weed from alie

couldn't find

http://i.4cdn.org/g/1490694748342.jpg that is not cannabis sorry mate

CHINKED

ON WEED

kek lmao looks like strawberry plants

anyone who buys hemp seeds expecting DUDE WEED is retarded

worst case: its thymiane

in UK you can legally buy actual weed strain seeds

best case: its ordinary hemp

come on, at least try not to sound underage

have you ever set food in a kitchen?

me neither, its a herb

thyme

my bad then

i probably took some strange botanic name

Oregano masterace

you need a license to grow hemp in the UK though

it's weird

nah but i mean

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Impressive-Fast-growing/32374914759.html

you're not gonna be doing anything fun with hemp

make some rope with it

actually i think some hemp strains have high CBD

so i guess if u have like

multiple sclerosis

thats good for u

Will the devil's thyme heal my crippling autism?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/10-bag-Rare-Baby-Ginseng-Fruit-pear-seeds-Bonsai-Ornamental-funny-herb-tree-sapodilla-Solanum-muricatum/2043214912.html why does this creep me out?

lmao fuck

actually they're real fruit, farmers just press the fruits into a mold when they're growing

"""""lewd"""""

Honey why does our stew taste like cock?

I'm still offended people bad mouthed my country

poo

fucking

hoo

this whole globe sucks

@tulio (túlio) CHINK CHINK CHINK CHINK CHINK CHINK CHINK CHINK CHINK CHINK CHINK CHINK CHINK

False sense of pride imposed by a corrupt government

cause years of brainwashing sits strongly

[sings the pledge of allegance every day]

national """"""""pride"""""""" is mostly what shitty countries fed their people up to make them forget how shit their country really is

why russians refuse to learn english etc

and think their country is so great when its a huge ex-soviet shithole

I'd sell my country out for a nickel and a guarantee I'd be safe from the gulags

but anyway, what kind of chinkshit did you buy on this (((sale)))

already

haven't bought anything yet myself

it's because people judge based on what they see on TV

I like Tropa de Elite too, but I have never seen a favela in my life

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Arch-Linux-Mens-Womens-Personalized-Cotton-Printing-T-Shirt/32800573912.html just so that I dont have to mention it in every conversation, it gets tiring

That's a weird way of saying Gentoo

*reported*

I'd like to talk about Gentoo, but this is not <#189467888657235970>

are there are nice gaymen mices?

chink ones

I love my mionix but the scroll wheel button does not work anymore

Define gaymen mouse

Shit but with leds or?

side buttons, scrollwheel, dpi level buttons, decent size

dont care shit about LEDs

I could maybe fix this but I dont know how to open this mouise

Oh okay, I was just curious, since my experience is that gaming mices generally aren't that great. I myself use a Logitech MX Master, absolutely great mice.

But not chink.

oh and wired i forgot

dont wanna charge it all the time

I got a Logitech G100 for cheap, but if you really want chink I think the Rapoo brand is OK

All the time? I charge mine for 2 hours tops once every two-three weeks.

@Austin the thing is you dont want to have to charge when you are in the middle of a dota game or something

99c mouse ticks all the boxes

@tul@tulio (túlio) thx will look up

There's a fine LED on the side that blink red when you're about to run out, then you got like 2-3 hours left. So that won't happen unless you're lazy af

:)

>mouse blinks red
>cant gaymen for 2-3 hours now

It can charge while you play

is the battery replacable
is it lithium

On the mx or?

yes, that one

wut?

fixed it

best low-mid range (<£200) chinkphones that have NFC

opinions?

the only one I could find is the Xiaomi Mi5

not many chinkphones have nfc

yeeeah didn't think so

china is still a devel

developing country

buy a phone from the first world if you want nfc

i mean

a mi5 is probs still a better deal than most non-chink phones

but yeah they don't rly seem to do it which is a shame

I think that one phone

I looked around for recently was

uuuh

wileyfox? Think that had NFC

the phone itself is apparently shlock though

you can still get real deathadders off ali for ~$30

@Phatique

tested a deathadder, didnlt like the feel

ah

yo, any ameteur radio people here?

also i got a usb night core light keychain

its v good

repeaters are fun

are there any near you?

download Repeater-Book on the app store

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYV0jNjWHgU

then follow this

bufang

ive never had that issue

Anyone know about this? https://www.aliexpress.com/item/shittiercontroller/32789510746.html or other controllers for PS1 emu?

Just buy an Xbox Controller

If you dont have a preference already~

god damn

i'm in love with the xiaomi speaker

the bluetooth one?

ye the bar

the new iteration of it

received my blue one today

the sound is incredible for its size

you'd need to build out the drivers and make your own desktop speakers with them

the soundquality would be insane if they have a higher volume cabinet

link pl0x

http://www.gearbest.com/speakers/pp_241960.html

the chinese version is with sd cardslot

what and yours doesn't?

this is the chinese version

@Tribit confusing, isn't it

>3Wx2

i have bunch of other bluetooth speakers here

and tried hell of alot more

so i can genuinely tell that this is some god piece of craftsmanship right there

i feel that the speaker could have been dramatically better with a larger cabinet and a tad more weight

but it is already huge sounding as it is for its size

how long until Xiaomi turns into shit as a brand

the decline is imminent

germany has a huge crowd fanbase

they actually wait for xiaomi toiletpaper

todays deal was this

http://www.gearbest.com/towels/pp_614374.html?wid=21

for 5.65€ with discount code TWITTER

noice

i actually wanted to buy a xiaomi vaccuum bot

but i dislike the idea of it receiving a broken one

and 300€ is alot

NO

my god

this xiaomi bt speaker

it has bass

but where does it come from ._.

@0utsider YOU RE THE CHINKWEED GU Y

@@s3bbe I've heard 8bitdo makes good controllers

actchually it's the passive radiator membran with very specific reinforcement tweaks

it's the genre that is annoying

oh

Mine uses stock sound effects, one of them has a sound effect I recognize from a South Park n64 game

that's what you get for not educating yourself about bt speakers

It's that shitty waterproof BTS-06 and it dies so fucking quick

http://i.4cdn.org/g/1490694748342.jpg ITS THE SAME POWERBANK AND ORANGE COVER

But it's waterproof and if I turn down the midrange treble frequencies I can blast it in the shower with little discomfort

eu plug

live in africa while youre at it

i have all the important bluetooth speakers

except vifa helsinki

but i owned it twice haha

lol

just by looking at it i can tell it can in no way compare to the xiaomi speaker

Lmao you should see how shitty the BTS-06 is

IT HAS SUPER BASS

DOWN TO 90 HERZ

holy shit

ugly motherfucker

Yeah but at least the suction cup works

90hz is hardly even sub-bass territory lol

succ

@HEKTIK that was the joke

d-dont bully me

you stink!

DISGUSTANG

:(((((((((

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7NOGSwXh7U

wtf happened to that kid in the thumbnail

she became whitetrash

<#189467888657235970>

chink-shit, white-trash

it's all the same

if you look it that way 😉

nice box

lmao

280hz

horry shat

probably the english translation

those translator usualy fuck up the true spec sheet with something completely out of their ass

it probably said 80-16khz

and he thought.. wait we need to increase the number so it look better

add a 2!

so it makes 280

higher = better

do you really believe the marketing clown which translated the spec sheet thought he was doing when writing Distortion: >0,5% ?

DISGUSTANG

i need to take a shit

a chink shit

i ate chinese food

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mP-tqMKqDAQ

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/cheapest-autism-spinner/32801456242.html?

next generation of beyblades when

I need a cheap laptop, only for writing and browsing

less then 300€

any ideas?

x220

but this is chink general so ChuWi probably

x220 is chink shit

so buy an x220

or a chromebook

can you suggest another? I can't find the x220

chuwi lapbook 14.1

best chink 2-in-1 according to that tablet bong living in spain

thanks

I was looking at autismally slim wallets and found this intriguing picture. https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/UT8F1TqX_8aXXagOFbXy.jpg

what is the website to see if a chinkphone supports the phone network in a country?

how do you shorten aliexpress urls

@Deleted User what country you in

remove past html

http://willmyphonework.net/

thats it

again

what cunt you in

if you know what bands your country uses makes it easier to know what to look for

according to willmyphonework, there are four H815 LG G4's, that probably explains how I bricked the one I got refurbished from Aliexpress

maybe it was H815P and I tried the H815 ROM

oops

@tulio (túlio) >using a LG phone ever

I went through 3 LG G3, rubbish

It was insta disappointed once I turned it on

It only lasted 5 or so hours though before I bricked it

My Anne Pro's tracking number showed it as being 2 hours from my city yesterday, and then today it shows it as being in another city, still 2 hours away. I feel personally attacked.

I wanted an upgrade on my 930 that I trashed

Customs status updated
How likely of being fucked by customs am I? (shipped with DHL)

depends on your country's regulations

Never had to pay customs for chink shit, but that wasn't a phone shipped with DHL

in Brazil for a package to be exempt, it has to be below $50 USD, sent from fisical to fisical persons (don't know how to translate that, e.g. a company is not a fisical person) and be sent through postal service (not private ones like DHL or Fedex)

I'll see soon enough

does banggood do paypal?

yes

Ty

Might pull the trigger on this when the sale is on