Anyone found like real shit quality chink figmas?

Sweet, after -30/10 quality minion bootlegs

botnet

technological gimics have always been the driving force for selling new mobiles

muh 3D phone screen on droids <:aliOK:251417852156837888>

buy another phone without a fingerprint scanner then if youre turning full >>>/g/

buy a chinkshit spyphone with included botnet or follow half of /g/ and buy a motorolla g whatever

tfw no screen on mobile

please don't buy that fast-charger

No CAT-II Safety adherance for wall-sockets in chinkland, will only burn your house down

you can be a chinkscape and still follow safety regulations :^(

m a i n s p o w e r i s n o t f o r t o y s

please dont buy chink mains-powered electronics unless sold by a reputable brand

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probably a good thing they're not selling it anymore

good boi

horrible thing is that people actually buy chink lightglobes

people put chinese lightglobes in their roofs

U n r e g u l a t e d g r o u n d i n g f o r m a i n s p o w e r e d l i g h t i n g

W H A T N I G G A

Jesus

bulb = globe = bright hot thing you don't touch

the fuck is a foxanal bulb

is it a light butplug for furries or something?

What are they?

Oh foxanon

You literally wrote foxanal

Yeah they're decent and actually RoHS certified

>chink certificates

>global standard

>shiggywiggy

Those bulbs look like the shit ones you find in modern bistro taverns that are furnished with rustic woodern pallet tables

Because it's literally illegal to bulk-sell falsly-regulated mains connected devices on Aliexpress

Immitations aren't fakes ;^)

I bought some chink LED worklight and the flicker/pulse timing nearly gave me retna cancer

They're cute ;~;

Haha what?

Fair enough, if it work it works

What was wrong with the warm color version?

lmao don't smell them

Found any decent technical pens?

O shit that is rad

Hope it wouldn't get damaged in postage though

[nintendo CEO sweats]

Would be handy for the japs

Yeah those flowers are dank

Lol

I mean it's not like I throw my car-wash sponge away after I use it

they look like tiddy pads

kek lmao looks like strawberry plants

Oregano masterace

Will the devil's thyme heal my crippling autism?

lmao fuck

actually they're real fruit, farmers just press the fruits into a mold when they're growing

Honey why does our stew taste like cock?

False sense of pride imposed by a corrupt government

[sings the pledge of allegance every day]

That's a weird way of saying Gentoo

Name brand please

Not if the chinks don't ground them correctly/insufficent insulation between heatsinks/mains power

Ayo fellow SI analyst

Just saw your message symphony, na working in Ireland current;ly with accenture

Oh I bridged out after my masters in electrical eng'

Yeah Cork kilbur

lmao

pretty easy process, new someone currently working higher up in accenture

The hardest thing now is still trying to understand what half the fucking Irish are saying considering I'm australian lmao

yes

like he said, only with NA/experience coming fresh from a grad role is when you require grade status and whatnot

TLDR,: graduated with Masters in electrical eng from CDU in Rural australia, cousin working in arcetechure/bridging with infrastructure projects in european counteries and then moved to ireland with his business he started, recommended that I start off with accenture

TLDR2; I applied as a foriegn worker, became accepted and moved in with my cousin

Well I was majoring in Systems interggration analysis/Radio transmission as my side trades and my cousin said that I pretty much only have a shot with Accenture as a foriegn worker

kek

only a couple of months here before I can go home/bridge into their perth workforce

No, darwin

Cheers handsome

Yeah it's shit in australia, I might even branch off into mechatronic engineering with KUKA robots in melbourne if I don't stick with accenture

anyway good luck <:kms:311152554618912768>

Anyone found dank hand puppets while /csg/'ing

This isn't what I was looking for

Bluetooth kettle? <:thonkang:327933449597878312>

Voice chat

And photobros found any chink meme tier camera lenses?

7sII Full frame e-mount

Have a Canon to e-mount converter though

I'll just have a look at the lenses on Alibaba

Pretty Birds, Nice Bokeh though

Is that a Kazoo? <:thonk:288060975775612929>

Anyone found any rad chink Portable monitors for video cameras? 🤔

I'm just after a beefier gimbal for my camera

Who's the kike that @everyone'd