at least they've got a nice range

ye

i've got like these all white ones with a pink bow on the end, that go up the entire thigh pretty much

comfy as fuck

c o m f y

@42N ＹＯＵ’ＲＥ　ＤＯＩＮＧ　ＡＥＳＴＨＥＴＩＣＳ　ＷＲＯＮＧ

baperwaeb

7 hours to go on the Anniversary countdown

<:thonk:288060975775612929> <#189467888657235970>

Huh, that's midnight in my timezone.

P D T

finally got my xiaomeme vr viewer

it's pretty nice

the button goes from absolute shit to working alright

but I'd say its a step up from my cardboard button which didn't work at all like all of the time

That's the xiaomi one with the cloth right

It's just a nice cardboard viewer innit no special features

I'd buy it if my phones didn't all drag in vr

vr is a stupid MEME

reee

4k is the only acceptable standard

1440p looks like shit and 1080p looks like dogshit

I hope the rumor of Nintendo making a VR viewer for the switch isn't true

It has 1280x720

It would work for super simple games and that's it

>standard

lmaoing @ u rn xddd

so if I order from items that have have a decent amount of orders am I more likely to get the actual one?

Has anyone here bought the Orange Pi devices on Aliexpress?

Yes, @Papí.

How do you get those things to work?

@SDK619 generally that's a word of mouth rule but no guarantees with chinkshit

@Papí Same way you'd get an RPi to work?

Lol. I don't know a whole lot about those devices

I buy em so I can sell them on Amazon

You're probably better off checking YouTube than getting it from me. 😄

I just got one of them shits to run, but not for very long. Thing was unstable for one reason or another.

Speaking of which, I wonder where I put the SD card... 64 gigs could be useful.

Tfw misplaced a 32gig

Probably gone forever.

It was my first chinkshit purchase ;_;

Rip

should I buy a 32gb for porn

I have a 16gb in my tablet already

Err... 32 gig for porn? You download low res porn?

Kek

who says it's video?

Might as well stream at that point ;^)

Just kidding, fella. 32 gigs is better than nothing, for sure.

ofc, trying to justify an upgrade for 20 bucks

Hot damn. Found the SD card. I'd put it in an SD card reader.

not sure if I want that and o rings for kb

Past me was smart as a mother.

O-rings might be nice. But then again, learning to type softer might be the answer instead.

true, I have reds

Ah. I'm using blacks at the moment, and I still bottom out very easily.

Guess I type like a fucking gorilla.

My board with reds is weird. I swear it's like 5% smaller or something; I typo like there's no tomorrow on it.

@kontroll#9670 64GB is the best value

I kinda felt that too.

THERE WAS A CHRISTMAS SHARK

@Cad that game theory """"theory""""" is retarded

like the switch could drive anything but the simplest polygons

the weight alone will pull muscles in peoples necks, I mean come on

utilizing smartphone quality gyroscopes for orientation is akin to a industry-wide hack right now, no smartphone that doesn't have vr-specific gyroscopic parts is guaranteed to induce motion sickness

and then there's screen refresh too, although that isn't an as big problem

I didn't get it from game theory, I just saw the patents on /v/ a while back

https://aliexpress.com/item/-/32794826427.html?spm=a2g02.8284314.w4831bb.23.GKUJnc&scm=1007.14110.78103.0&pvid=369dd46e-0c88-4e1b-9740-1739549731dd

yeah sure

seems legit

Graphics wise this is Nintendo though, Wii Sports VR could happen lmao

That's the youth version I'd believe it

oh

didn't notice that

what's the difference anyway

plastic housing instead of metal?

I think they're cheaper headphones overall

>yfw chinkshit of chinkshit

lmao gearbest has 40$ graphics cards

worth??

http://www.gearbest.com/motherboards/pp_269847.html

https://aliexpress.com/item/-/32793241384.html?spm=a2g02.8284314.w4831bb.406.GKUJnc&scm=1007.14110.78103.0&pvid=75c166c4-f15d-4d42-831d-5dcce80adad0&aff_platform=link-c-tool&cpt=1490675631442&sk=uR7uBY3Rz&aff_trace_key=369e0b6306bc4f27a29e25d1bacdb5aa-1490675631442-05022-uR7uBY3Rz

step it up

we can get cheaper

considering my current pc uses an ATI HD 4XXX something the 6450 would be an upgrade

that's hilarious

I use a shoddy laptop anyway

tbqh buying one of these to use with an intel thinkpad might be interesting

as they seem to sell graphics card docks for laptops

oh jeez that 40$ one is actually comparable to ebay prices for the same card

might i be the first to build a chinkshit gaming rig and die

Is it even safe to buy chink GPUs?

https://ru.aliexpress.com/item/2-x-USB-Charging-Dock-Station-Stand-Game-Handle-Controller-Charging-Seat-with-LED-for-PS4/1692338266.html?spm=2114.10010208.1000014.8.HbZ8TM&scm=1007.13338.78123.000000000000000&pvid=f6c459b4-095b-4c49-a9b8-39de3c2f1b6d&tpp=1

Has anyone tried one of these? Or similar stuff?

i bought one of those and still use it

the ps4 charger thing

they charge a touch slower and the cable it comes with might be so shit it for some reason only works with that device but it's cool to have the controllers always charged

I'm trying to view the main infographic but its blurry as shit even after being fully loaded. Tried saving it and same result. I'm on mobile if it matters.

>modestly sized jpegs as infographics in 2017

lmao

Sale is about to start soon isn't it?

The (((sale)))

Can't access countdown on phone

2 days 23 hours

Huh?

Doesn't that land on April 1?

🤔

31th

timezones~

but yes

Really makes you chink.

Am I dumb or there's a preorder button for (((sale))) items if you want to buy it for lower price

Oh wait, it changed to Buy. Nevermind

sadly i dont have anything i need from china currently

maybe new phone to wife but that would require forcing her to switch the old nokia piece of shit away

cant be arsed until that phone dies completly

On 11.11, there were reports of people asking for junk at sale price a little before the sale.

well maybe decent router/miniITX PC for server

but i think thats over budget

Buying the chink tablet. Th-this is my first time, I want chink-sama to be gentle with me

Just looked through some of the ((((must haves)))). Was not impressed

https://ru.aliexpress.com/item/-/32798291244.html?spm=a2g02.8284314.k697eb9.23.6l13HD&scm=1007.14110.78103.0&pvid=40797927-04c3-424e-b872-917f98a00f28&aff_platform=link-c-tool&cpt=1490686895141&sk=uR7uBY3Rz&aff_trace_key=696ea896842b4d978c6f5448847e00a9-1490686895141-03994-uR7uBY3Rz

admittedly this doesn't look like that bad of a deal

I know 4A is kind of mediocre

but

Have anyone here tried the Raspberry Pi 3 Model B 5 Inch screens from ali?

@Maxumym make sure it has the bands needed for your country

@Tendril so it needs to be remade?

the main infographic is a pdf

isn't it

Yes

http://chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf

Still under development though

(((Development)))

Yeah, that's what they say

Getting chinked by chinks and the post office at the same time, fml

I bought new rubber feet for old mbp. The feet are 1-2mm too large and therefore dont fit in the hole/pit where they should, and consequently the adhesive cannot properly stick. I attached a photo that shows that somewhat, but chinks demand a "photo with clear evidence". How am I supposed to do that?

Should I just threaten bad feedback?

Generally just keep posting evidence and take it to dispute if they keep giving shit

I disputed already because I was fed up, they just now messaged back

SALE TIME

How much do refunds usually take with aliexpress?

it says it's been processed but not completed

holy shit

i just found the best item on ali

think im gonna order the small one

what exactly is it

ramen bowl

weeb shit

link pls

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Black-frosted-imitation-porcelain-tableware-tureen-melamine-noodle-bowl-fashion-students-Korean-household-chopsticks-and-spoons/32682295471.html

this + termo filled with hot water + fast ramen = ramen anywhere

Thx

Exactly

Pretty sure just hot water + ANY bowl + ramen = ramen anywhere.

But I'm no chef.

@Phatique that's a neat little ramen bowl

Nope

https://sale.aliexpress.com/__pc/328brands_xiaomi.htm

what you had in mind then?

What do we chink about the redmeme note 4 then? I have a Galaxy S5 right now.

@kontroll which note 4 you talking about?

Is there a difference?

@kontroll Yes. http://i.4cdn.org/g/1490647962543.jpg

scroll down for the global version

https://sale.aliexpress.com/__pc/328brands_xiaomi.htm

Hmh. I kinda just assumed they'd work over here what with all those bands.

Not too bothered with the internal storage though.

sure they work but you will not always have 4G

Since they support SD cards.

If you're Euro get a Note 4 Global

in some areas

I'm very Euro.

Is it worth $153 though, if I already have an S5?

buy it and sell your samshit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VK9W_tq0wQs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQR6tG-4g3Y

https://youtu.be/ZBnS49g81Og

Wouldn't the S5 be showing its age at this point?

No idea. I've upgraded OTA a bunch of times, I think that's mostly what's fucking with the performance at this point.

No reset ever.

How's the battery life?

2 days.

my headphones have been released from the customs

now the game begins

will they make it here before monday

@kontroll might be worth considering upgrading

@Maxumym Which headphones you get?

Urbanfuns

Neat

I sincerely hope they arrive by monday because taking a train trip with headphones that might give out on me is anything but a welcome prospect

Hmh, yeah. How long is the sale anyway?

So I know how long I can put off buying the phone.

Looks like I can sell the phone and upgrade/sidegrade for €40 or something.

Sale ends in 2 days

Which is not a huge amount of money.

Xiaomi Redmi Note 4 Global Version (EU) €140 - €144,78
https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Global-Version-Xiaomi-Redmi-Note-4-Mobile-Phone-3GB-RAM-32GB-ROM-Snapdragon-625-Octa-Core/2178148_32795263337.html

I mean... it'll give me 3-4kg of other chink shit. But in terms of new phones? Not a big deal at all, obviously.

Considering you can get 40 for it.

100 for a new phone

not bad really

No no, I can get €100 for my S5. So I'll be out €40 this way. 😛

I've already convinced myself, I think.

I'm just very stingy.

@kontroll Even better.

@0utsider So the condition of your phone then? 😛

how risky would it be to order a chink phone right after a release without waiting for reviews

Depends on the brand?

it's just somebody posted AGM X2 and I really want to get it when it's available

x1 seems to be okay

x1 had mtk I remember

it had snapdragon 617 I think

I just like everything about it's specs

with having hardware buttons and water dust whatever proof

did you check if it has bands fit for your country?

well it is risky

dunno about bands yet, should be good

almost all chink phones work with my provider

kinds cautious about pro version having 10000 mah battery

Better than your standard issue firestarter

?

Holy shit

I'm gonna get 1k€ gibsmedat from the state

What should I buy

buy AGM X2 when it's out and do a review for me

$34 in 20 hours

are they good?

does anyone here

have zucc z2 pro

also i saw that agm x2

I need new over-ear headphones as well

it has

a lot of 4g bands

since my current ones are falling apart

@Austin I have some remarks and improvements to suggest on that PDF. Most obviously, AULA F2012 doesn't have a "non-standard" enter key, it's ISO layout rather than ANSI.

@Maxumym check the reviews on that page

@Phatique Buy me a phone. I'll be your friend for a week, possibly longer!

Buy stocks and then use the profit to buy free chinkshit

Recommended brands for usb chargers?

Blitzwolf, rock and probably some more

Ugreen too?

https://aliexpress.com/item/Panasonic-RP-HTF295E-K-Wired-headphones-ergonomically-designed-double-headband-comfortable-ear-cushions/1000003328869.html

what about these things

christ this url

please remove anything past ".html"

^agree

Panasonic RP-HTF295E-K профессиональные наушники серии Pro Monitor,большая 40мм динамическая головка, 10 Гц — 27 кГц, шнур длиной 5м, 22Ом, чувствительность 102 дБ/мВт, макс.мощность 1000 мВт,разъем 3,5мм позолоченный.
http://s.aliexpress.com/iA7bmeEV
(from AliExpress Android)

did I fix it

it's not my fault this piece of shit keeps redirecting me to the russian version instead of the global site

>someone links ru.ali